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bibleofficial · 2 years ago

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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but i’m also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks

#stream #this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS #like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY #‘ first of y’all do u know what delta 8 is’ ‘ur too young to know what spice was’ none of them have smoked weed despite living in california #their entire lives #ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking ‘are u a u.s. citizen’ BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW #like my girly Ngoc wasn’t a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like 😭😭😭 SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT #idk but also it seems like they’ve money so it’s funny whenever i’m like ‘bc we’re poor’ bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally #fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE #like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA y’all got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA #ugh forever wish i could’ve gone but whatever it sfine i’m going to stick w US POORS #BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the #EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON #SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes … stan … we get to GOSSIP omg he’s a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey i’m a smith stan but like i’m also a #smith literalist i SHOULD SAY #i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than ‘should be’ but ‘what IS’#im FAR too drunk #omg i did something i’d never do: finished someone’s drink after they’d drank from it #like me ? put lips on someone’s cup thag i haven’t had sex w ? girl …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES #that sounds so bad oh my god #ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL #me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism #me realizing that i’d just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers weren’t a thing or id not have to drive

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harbingersecho · 7 months ago

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the boy, the fascinating boy? he's fine. he's just fine. oh, he's fine. you're fine! this is fine, we're all FINE!

#iwtv #iwtv spoilers #iwtv season 2 #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #armand #vampterview #mine #*24 #ldpdl #louis #daniel #so far this is probably my favorite episode. i was going insane the whole time. its so good that im getting drunk tonight for sure #the colors of this look completely different on every screen lol. but thats Fine too

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criminalmindsfanantic · 3 months ago

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i fear i’m going mad, my characters are starting to write themselves… theyre having a debate about french fries vs. potato chips and it’s turning into a euphemism, the dialogue is headed straight for innuendo, how did a conversation about potatoes turn sexual???

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kinos-fortress-2 · 1 year ago

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does this even looks like a tf2 fanart anymore

#just experimenting!#i was gonna say im gonna delete this later bc i will ofc change the colouring here but just wanted to show bc i think is pretty #ONLY THIS ONE DRAWING bc is more... pretty me thinks but totally not from the way i wanted to go #but yeah little spoiler for something im doing bc i am so drunk and in love with them i cry a little bit but im fine now #i just love love #kino art #piss mauling #this looks very far away from my art style... but it reminded of my older style too... and like those 2016 shipp art if ykwim #this looks so personal im sorry i promise i will draw funny gore tf2 ugly art back again dont unfollow me bc im happy tonight is 1am buak #- i just wanna feel... happy and pretty and being in love space thats. how im feeling right now... dont drink wine guys my last words #watercolors dont go w my style i just realized that... but this looks pretty for me imo i feel kinda happy with this but is not the idea tb #ughhhh that sniperpauling playlist got me in the feels #really. this doesnt even looks like tf2 art anymore literally like. what tf2 game did yall play??#this two are basically my ocs atp #im so annoying with them ugh

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storm-of-feathers · 1 year ago

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damn why did i stop being an alcoholic being drunk rules actually i dont feel a single OUNCE of my burdens. i just feel the wine. and its pink.

#this post is mostly a joke OBVIOUSLY i dont wanrt to be a True Alcoholic again #ive been sober #(in the definition that i dont consider myself addicted - not in the definition of complete abstinence)#since 2018. and its been very good for me obviously #but damn i gotta remember that alcohol exists and i have some if i ever truly need to unwind #bc like. yk. i have a lot of trouble unwinding #i used to have this uhh #one of my grandmothers brothers. idk the word.#he always said that the world was so bright and loud and sharp. except for when he drank.#dgmw. i do think autism runs on my dads side #(and thats cool!! bc it proves autism isnt just a white thing!!!!! something thats unfortunately a popular belief :/)#but i think there was def a genetic susceptibility to it on my moms side too #like ofc i was going to be autistic!! look at my family!!!#which is interesting bc as far as anyone can tell my only biological sibling isnt autistic #i have two Additional siblings but thats a longer story. but i love them both just as much as my biological sib #i love having lots of siblings by choice #so many of my younger friends have said im like an older brother they need #and i love that tbh. i love that i get to be something i desperately needed when i was a terrified teenager #n e ways. if u read this far thank you its just wine drunk ramblings.#WHO want to run in the forest naked with me

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queer-pagan-witch · 8 months ago

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One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.

#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow #someone should kiss me #and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons #i love #im so drunk #i too drunk #i stated typing thos at 12:30 #imma smoke pot after i post this #if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags #i need to stop drinking by myself #if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes?#at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself #im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this #trans thought time #i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true #like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option #but is it the right option?#i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny #cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny #this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise #america sucks #capitalism sucks #love is such a bullshit thing #how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou #like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong #maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist #i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally #12:51 and i have one more short tag to add #i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh #but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you

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kaseyskat · 2 years ago

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being both a sparrow apologist and a normal enthusiast is so difficult sometimes I am sitting here imagining them bonding and crying over canon and so few people truly understand me

#kasey rambles #dndads #no you guys dont understand. sparrow is a good parent! to me!!!#which is highly ironic because i was FURIOUS at him on my first listen #BUT. theres a post that puts this into words somewhere. about how judging sparrow for saying something #when he was in a state of complete vulnerability #FEELS like thoughtshaming a bit. because like #i think sparrow has this mentality of. i dont have to be proud of someone to love them. and i will love them so hard in spite #because he gets too in his head and he worries and he doesnt want normal to be like him #and he feels like this about henry and lark too- hes not proud of them. in fact theyve both actively mistreated him. but he loves them #and that's enough #its like. we're not sitting here bashing on grant for the REALLY shitty way he inflicts his own self loathing onto link #because we know grant only says this when hes vaguely sauced #but sparrow gets SO much heat for saying hes not proud of normal when he was both drunk AND sauced simultaneously #and maybe like. if there were signs that sparrows let this mentality ruin their relationship in the past?#but theres not. the reason it hurts normal so much is because it was UNEXPECTED.#it made him doubt his own memories and his history but. as far as we know. its only doubts. sparrow loves normal so much #and sparrows always been the first one sitting there apologizing (which is another story: we love seeing him continue the oak cycle)#and loving. and accepting normals anger.#god this was such a rant im sorry for anyone actually reading my tags shdjfkdkkfvk #i just have such strong feelings about how like. in comparison? sparrow is NOT as bad of a parent as yall think he is #and i think the only reason we think otherwise is because we only see him through normal #if we got his own pov? youd forgive him just like we forgive henry #also i would kill for sparrow choosing normal over lark i feel like thats a decision hes gonna have to make pretty soon

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buildabot · 6 months ago

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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN

#me drinks one glass or bottle of wine also me ^^^#if i didnt live in a car dependent place i would be so unstoppable and also a much worse alcoholic #better? worse?#anyways swimming in the sea ar night drunk as hell again would fix me but NOOOO i live in a CAR CITY NOW #thinking about how casual my friends in school like high school used to drunk drive that was crazy like what the hell #thats a line for me like i’ll do a line but im not DRIVING after #no 🙅 operating 🙅 heavy 🙅 machinery under the influence of anything dude there are other people in the world #oversharing online is my passion sorry #anyways. alcoh*lics will literally be like ‘im gonna have a glass of wine w dinner’ and next thing u know plastered on the floor #like why did i drink my fuckinc cooking wine lol i need that for cooking!!! my sauces!!!!#long story short if u live in *** and want to get str***** lmk i can solve that u just gotta pick me up in ur car vroom vroom #or if u have **** 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 or **** ok #im very flexible #anyways. recycle comes tomorrow and they know far too much about me. like not me getting up at the crack of dawn to haul my pile of bottles #out to the can pleas. maybe i should leave a thank you note. i can make cookies or something

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rintoki · 2 months ago

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do you think kaveh is like a cutie drunk but in the way of like "my girlfriend and future WOIFE will be upset if she sees u touching me" and you go "I am your girlfriend..." and he likes looks over at you and when he processes it he snuggles closer to you "my six!"

OR maybe something else entirely heeheee TELL MEEEEEEE🫂🫂🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕

well canonically he’s a borderline alcoholic and pretty much an emotional / depressed drunk i feel (mainly bc he drinks to drown his troubles)

i like to think that i help him cut down on the alcohol dependency and help him practice better coping mechanisms. so when he does drink it’s more of the social aspect rather than using it as a coping mechanism, but i wanna say he’s still an emotional drunk. and probably closer to like “excuse me i am already spoken for thank u !!!!!” if someone tries to hit on him in a like a little bit dramatic way HAHAHA

BUUUT like in the scenario that i’m the one trying to talk to him and he says that bc he’s too drunk to realise, ILL JUS BE LIKE “oh? does she make u happy? i’m sure i can do better” JUST TO MESS WITH HIM ENFKWNR HE WOULD PROBABLY GET SO OFFENDED AND DEFEND MY HONOUR OFC hes such a silly man i can just imagine him getting huffy and storming off like “excuse me i am going to talk to my partner whom i love very much !!!!” and then after he walks away ill get a phone call from kaveh ranting about the audacity of some people in bars towards taken ppl LMAODKWKDKW i may or may not ever tell him that it was me the whole time just messing with him HAHAH

#i just thought of scenario where kaveh is drunk texting me while i’m beside him #and then getting upset when i go on my phone and start messaging someone #but the person i’m texting is literally him im replying his drunk texts #but he’s too far gone to connect the dots and is just #sulking 😭😭😭#moots ; nine !#kavix.txt

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sanjarka · 2 months ago

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when i was younger this whole ''no romantic or sexual experience" thing made me feel deeply unlovable and it still does but in a different way. now i've somehow convinced myself that i'm not supposed to desire anyone like that. like it's not meant for me. it's me who can't love now. not other people.

#feeling emo #no but i'm literally the problem cause it's not like i'm trying to ''put myself out there''#but it's too scary and i don't want to and i'm not ready and there's no time and i like the routine of being alone #i've had crushes before and they were strong and lasted honestly too long for being crushes #but that's too far away from now #and i always looked at myself as the girl who won't get the boy #the crush was always unrequited #i was okay with only looking cause it's not like there's anything other than that for a girl like me #living life in a larger body is truly not a kind experience #there's so many other things that made relationship and love scary for me but being fat is the biggest reason for not even trying #and they you talk to your skinny friends and hear their experience with men and it's so awful for the most part #and then you think well if they treat them that way how would i be treated #i just don't want to be hurt #or hurt someone else #i'm used to at looking at love from a distance and i'll live anyway #some days it just harder than others #like the hard part is that i feel like im doing something wrong #like im living life wrong like i shouldn't be this uncomfortable and scared #so often it happens that i just can't relate to other people my age #like im too serious and in my head to be fun and get drunk at parties #and to serious and in my head to be in love and be loved and be seen #they all have this more casual stance on romance and they'll make out with people in the dorm bathrooms but i can't do that #and i don't want to either #i'm slow and boring and it would probably take six months to prepare myself for a kiss #it all seems so big to me #lovely feeling we're having tonight #personal

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taylor · 3 months ago

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still reeling over the fact that almost 2 months ago the guy i was talking to (not dating, but definitely 'seeing') took another girl TO MY AND MY ROOMMATE'S APARTMENT to FUCK HER ON OUR AIR MATTRESS while i was ON VACATION THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY

honestly. how do i get myself into these situations

#followed by him being blackout drunk sleeping on our DOORSTEP the very next day #he said he thought it was weird i said i liked him so soon into meeting him #but he would constantly say shit like 'falling for you more now' and 'my friend told my sister i have a new gf now'#like OKAY HOMEBOY #so dude it's so fucked i'll give more details in these tags in case anyone cares for a lil more context #before my trip back to california for sdcc i talked to him #said hey i know we're not dating but while im gone for almost 2 weeks are we gonna mess around with other people? like where is ur head #he said 'you can sleep with other people because you have a higher sex drive than me but i won't be doing that but you go ahead'#and im like okay weird response but okay cool #before i ended up leaving actually i did end up hooking up w someone and when i came back to my apartment he said 'looks like someone had a #'fun night' but he said it like....in a salty fucking way and i was like ur not allowed to be mad bc you refuse to be in a relationship wit #me despite me LETTING YOU LIVE WITH ME AND MY BFF FOR THE LAST ALMOST MONTH #oh yeah that part too #he was evicted and was staying with us for a few nights that turned into almost a month #NO he did not pay rent YES he did eat all our food #YES im an idiot for not seeing his red flags sooner but i was infatuated #so anyway my friend goes 'he's salty you fucked another dude' and im like excuse me how the fuck is he gonna be mad when WE TALKED ABOUT TH #*THIS #now granted it was a day before my trip so it wasn't ON my trip that i slept with someone else #but im like. how are u gonna be mad im gonna go enjoy myself when you've made it painfully clear you want me but want 0 strings #so anyway while im in california my bff calls me like hey dude john is on our air mattress naked with another girl #i was like excusethefuckME #because 1. he wasn't supposed to be at our apartment anymore so i was surprised he was there at ALL #and 2. how are u gonna ever be living RENT FREE with someone and INVITE SOMEONE ELSE OVER TO FUCK IN THEIR PLACE #i could honestly go on but i doubt anyone read this far as it is #this situation has fucked me up #first red flag should've been his name being JOHN

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formulafics · 1 year ago

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#disclaimer: this is just a vent don’t feel obligated to say anything 😼🙏🏻#tw. alcohol #trauma is real #which obviously i knew that but im feeling it rn and im just 🧍🏻‍♀️#long story short my mom used to drink a lot #and she chilled out recently but tonight has drank a lot more than usual and lord have mercy it’s messing with me bad folks #the amount of songs i can’t listen to be i go into flight or fight mode bc my mom used to blare them while drunk #which i mean i could have it a lot worse but yk #and like i can’t even be frustRted with my mom without feeling bad bc ik she deals with a lot but i can’t do anything to help #and the speed at which the night can go from good to bad bc of her drinking #not to mention i’m rewatching yellowstone and i still like it but it also brings back bad memories with my mom #bc we were watching yellowstone while she and i had some of our worse fights (due to her drinking)#anyways. if you’re reading shoutout to you i hope you don’t relate to this but if you do you’re not alone and ily #also who likes yellowstone #ryan please give me a chance (he’s a fictional cowboy who’s definitely too old for me)#(but i want him)#okay i’m done i hope you’re having a good night if you’ve read this far 🙏🏻

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mccoys-killer-queen · 1 year ago

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guys im drunk again and i love styx

#i was at the aloce cooper/rob zombie concert and had three drinks and im #I'M DRUNK #i'm trying to sober up bc i dont like #i dont like feeling too far gone #pray for me i'm good #i'm not driving dw #i'm buckled up in someone's backseat with someone else driving and i have a bottle of water

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quietwingsinthesky · 11 months ago

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it’s running concurrent to my headcanon that. well. the universe is so lacking in constants for the doctor, and if it’s after he’s experienced the loss of a companion, he’s not going to go have tea with someone else he once travelled with and had to leave behind.

it just makes sense to me, that he’d go seek out the master. especially if he’s barely restraining himself from making bad choices about breaking fixed points in time and causing paradoxes. and he’s right there, playing harold saxon for the world to see, and he’s right. there. the doctor can just go and see him whenever he wants.

#im talking around this being the result of amy and rory dying alsjdkfjks but yeah. yeah that would push him to this.#the master is. its complicated. but he’s someone the doctor can rely on to be. to be the master. which is to say: awful. and familiar.#and the master is someone he can hurt. someone who it feels safe to hurt because that’s what they do.#it makes sense to me that he’d go looking for him just to be the biggest nuisance he can be.#barely upright sitting on the master’s desk. he has to choose to be drunk and oh boy is he choosing.#insulting everything he can think of from the master’s world domination plans to his terrible generic office decor.#breaks down into a giggle fit about the master being blonde (which he keeps trying to explain and failing to and that just leaves the master #annoyed and confused.)#and the thing is is like. this is Extremely concerning behavior from the guy you’ve basically chosen to revolve your life around opposing #and fucking with. i dont think the master would comfort him. especially if he knew the doctor was this broken up about human companions.#but i also dont think he would kick the doctor out.#talk with him under the excuse of gettingn foreknowledhe to change his plans and secure his victory (which he doesn’t end up doing. come on.#and attribute his victory to the doctor’s own help? however inadvertent? humiliating.)#eleven is equal parts angry and morose and clearly trying to bounce away from feeling both of those too deeply by going back to telling the #master that his dye job was shit (again. not something that makes any sense yet. but give it a year and a public restroom and the master #will be cursing him under his breath.)#weird little guys. weird bonding for them. i think the doctor should pass out in the masters office and the master puts him back in his #tardis and programs it to fly him somewhere far far away in time and space.#saying good riddance to himself. he could have made it fly into the sun or something. (or tried. doubt the tardis would let him.)#but he didnt.#anyway give it amonth or teo and im sure twelve and thirteen also have traumatic expeirence that could lead to them commandeering the #master’s office again. a man just wants to take over the world and his office is filled with drunk sad doctors. and now they’re also sad #because of future hims. really. its a mess.

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stimulated-radiation-emission · 10 months ago

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im not as talkative on here like i was on twitter aside from video games playings but i want yall to know that i keep all of yall in my thoughts all of the time. if ur a mutual im sending u my love and energy 100% of the time. shits rough out there. im rootin for you.

#im gettin my financial situation settled but once it is i can start helping yall again too #a lot of my dread this year so far was cause of money but things are looking better #i hope things look better for everyone who needs things to look better too #sorry im drunk as shit rn

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cheeriochat · 1 year ago

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ACTUALLY HAPPY NEW YEAR NOW!!! 2024 BABY!!

I may have drawn this right after midnight but who cares, its cute!!! The whole gang celebrating together

#I JUST REALISED I FORGOT NICO IM SO SORRY GIRL #just... imagine shes in the kitchen or something stealing the rest of the food #also i think of dante as a drunk who strips but everyone stops him before he can go too far #i love these guys so much #happy new year dmc gang #dmc5 #devil may cry #nero #trish #lady #vergil #just quickly i think of vergil as a wine mum sometimes #thats all #dante #dmc fanart #happy new year

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