#i just thought of scenario where kaveh is drunk texting me while i’m beside him

[rintoki]

do you think kaveh is like a cutie drunk but in the way of like "my girlfriend and future WOIFE will be upset if she sees u touching me" and you go "I am your girlfriend..." and he likes looks over at you and when he processes it he snuggles closer to you "my six!"

OR maybe something else entirely heeheee TELL MEEEEEEE🫂🫂🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕

well canonically he’s a borderline alcoholic and pretty much an emotional / depressed drunk i feel (mainly bc he drinks to drown his troubles)

i like to think that i help him cut down on the alcohol dependency and help him practice better coping mechanisms. so when he does drink it’s more of the social aspect rather than using it as a coping mechanism, but i wanna say he’s still an emotional drunk. and probably closer to like “excuse me i am already spoken for thank u !!!!!” if someone tries to hit on him in a like a little bit dramatic way HAHAHA

BUUUT like in the scenario that i’m the one trying to talk to him and he says that bc he’s too drunk to realise, ILL JUS BE LIKE “oh? does she make u happy? i’m sure i can do better” JUST TO MESS WITH HIM ENFKWNR HE WOULD PROBABLY GET SO OFFENDED AND DEFEND MY HONOUR OFC hes such a silly man i can just imagine him getting huffy and storming off like “excuse me i am going to talk to my partner whom i love very much !!!!” and then after he walks away ill get a phone call from kaveh ranting about the audacity of some people in bars towards taken ppl LMAODKWKDKW i may or may not ever tell him that it was me the whole time just messing with him HAHAH