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stevens-pastrami-sandwich · 8 months ago
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screenshot redraw YIPPEE 🐁🐁
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We NEEDED to see more of the monkey sidekick having duo 💔 It's okay though, im not angry about this. *my nails dig into my fists*
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gifti3 · 1 year ago
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asmo always makes me wanna draw lol
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kittycatred · 1 month ago
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kitteh
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! ! !
( red is heard happily meowing !! they're reaaally enjoying being a cat !! )
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habibisagi · 8 months ago
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how many of u guys would actually do great as a player in blue lock (yes even if you're a girl and it's an animanga about men who gives a freak). like unironically you would thrive in blue lock
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wolvertooth · 1 year ago
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im trying to draw some 80s comic sabrevine and im just pretending that the whole sabretooth being logans dad thing isnt canon.NUH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hes some weird merc logan met and decided to date cuz he also likes fighting and is rich ok
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gio-cosmo · 10 months ago
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Guys I’m so fucking stupid 💀💀 I just realized I never officially verified my account so I don’t think anyone could’ve messaged me even if they wanted to LMFAOO. Ik I’ve always been like “mutuals message me whenever!!” But now I’ve fixed it and it should actually work!
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imaginaryberries · 2 years ago
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Currently going out of my mind with Leo not eating. I know it’s just because he’s not well and it will pass but I am just so stressed all the time. He’s had like two banana pancakes and part of a croissant all day today. He isn’t drinking much either and it’s sometimes at the point where you even suggest he eats or drinks something and he starts crying. It’s exhausting.
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kalashtars · 2 years ago
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what do i even do now. they played i've got all this ringing. what is even the point of anything anymore
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azumasoroshi · 2 years ago
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joined a haikaveh server but the only thing i talked about for the first ten minutes was shizaya. im truly hopeless at this point
on the bright side i have learned that i was NOT the only one who thought the shizaya alters (tsugaru, psyche, roppi, delic, etc) were canon and made by narita himself, and i am therefore NOT an idiot :D
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chron0ph0bia · 9 months ago
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you parents constantly telling u the shit that you've been trying to unlearn surely is smth
#my mum is very “tough it out” its all in your head meditate and never experience and emotional reaction this way. make rules for yourselfetc#shes the bhuddist equivalent of a bible quotes spewing christian basically. n its cool i know how to control my emotions and shit now but#thats my problem lmaooo. it took me counseling to learn how to feel emotions and im still not nailing it most times#also i used to be so strict about rules i made for myself like “u have to brish ur teeth before bed” that i would stay up until 4am not doi#anything because i was too tired to get up and go brush them until i passed out from exhaustion#unlearning that was very good for me right#mothers undiagnosed adhd most likely lmao and is just constantly teachibg me all the coping skills she developed#and its so fun cuz she just always tells me stuff she struggled with and im like mother youve been telling me this since i was born i GOT I#funnily enough i use all the meditation and bhuddist shit when talking to her specifically#every conversation is me going ok.. deep breath. think from her perspective. calmly explain and address. its not personal. getting agitated#would resolve nothing#and thats fascinating cuz when i moved out i was like oh you people dont receive the training of a bhuddist monk by age 5??#i had a roomate who i didnt get along with sadly who was the complete opposite and had learned to communicate via shouting and confrontatio#like thats literally how she communicated n i had such a hard time saying anything to her cuz id learnt to just go meditate till feeling go#away before talking to someone#like i never saw my parents shout at each other or argue in my life. they usually retired themselves from the situation#when i explained this shit to someone they were like “lucky u my parents fought all the time” my brother in christ youre not hearing me#you can be unhealthy in different ways.#my conclusion now is my mums a cool person just totally clueless on how to raise a child#like i remember feeling very unheard and bad about her becayse literally every sentence out of her mouth is a life lesson#and even if u catch her in a genuine social interaction with u she quickly corrects herself and brings the life wisdom back in#and even if she agrees with you shell go in a ten minute tangent because she wanted to talk about bhuddha when literally there was no point#fuck as a kid with adhd i remember it being torture#now i learnt how to deal with it better but good christ#and yeah just had to tell this to someone because i have the patience of a saint and its not being recognised#like even my cousin is always like you know how ur mom is cuz being lectured 24/7 is exhausting#and fr everytime i talk to her i have to be like “ok. now remind her subtly that you are a human being”#lmaoo#readme.txt
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d3stinyist1red · 8 months ago
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ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴇᴍᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
micheal williams from my wattpad fic
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Yandere emo who texts and sends u corny and weird things
yandere emo who has the username "𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉_𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆_𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗յշՅ"
𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉_𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆_𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗յշՅ : Kitten...pick up..dont make daddy angry..
𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉_𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆_𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗յշՅ : Im not playing with you, kitten.. 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏!
𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉_𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆_𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗յշՅ : I will spank you until your ass is pure 𝐑𝐄𝐃, kitten...
𝚢/𝚗_𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚊: i will skin u and eat u
𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉_𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆_𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗յշՅ : sorry 𝓶-𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂... pl-please 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓶-𝓶𝔂 𝓽-tip..𝓹𝓵-𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷.. :3 👅
yandere emo whose your lil emo gf who wants u to bend him over
Yandere emo who has a whole collection of blood samples of people he beats up, and shows them to you so you could be proud
yandere emo who thinks hes an alpha and ur the omega he needs to breed, humping u as u stared at him, eyebrow raised
yandere emo who is a stinky fuck, needing u to tell him to wash his clothes for him to wash them
yandere emo who 'no one understands' only you understand, and thats why he writes love letters decribing his love towards you
yandere emo who u make so damn horny, whimpering out your name in the dark room, covered in posters, hand over his mouth so his mother wouldnt hear him calling out and moaning out your name
Yandere emo who bullies and starts shit with anyone, fighting 24/7 to try to impress u
yandere emo who loses the fights 99% of the time.. LMAOO
yandere emo who hates his parents, screaming at them 24/7 but then acts like a total meat rider whenever it comes to you
Yandere emo whose a total whore for u, now wearing more emo dark revealing clothing around you
yandere emo who has a pet snake that he never showed anyone other than u, letting u pet the small cute snake as he stared at u with heart eyes
yandere emo who tells u that its him and u against the world, u just stare at him like hes a hobo asking u for crack at a nearby cvs
yandere emo who loves u so very very much in his dark cringy heart <333
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starpunkssgalaxy · 1 year ago
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another sbg headcanons post 🤝
- ash will randomly get the shakes after everything that happened in the phantom dimension, if you look through her phone camera roll a lot of the pictures are blurry because she cant stop her hands from shaking
- ^ aiden lends her his rubix cube (other fidget toys) to try and help her calm down and give her something else to focus on
- taylor lovesss rollercoasters and will always drag tyler along, tyler isn’t terrified but they’re definitely not his favorite
- logan has a pair of converse that he needs to retire so bad, these shoes are hanging on by a thread its so bad 😭
- aiden can fall asleep anywhere, like tf are you doing in the sink??? (if he didnt have insomnia. we all seen those eyebags he dont sleep lol)
- ben is really quiet when he walks so sometimes he’ll just appear behind you and scare the shit out of you
- when the group needs bait/a distraction everyone always turns to tyler and taylor. they use the “get help” strategy, its usually tyler leaning on taylor like hes hurt and taylor screaming for help (guys say yk what im talking about 😔, thor and loki?)
- aiden trying to lighten the mood after being in the phantom dimension: so.. smash or pass?
everyone else: 😐
- aiden the type to tell the exact same story 15 times to the group forgetting hes already told them the story but they listen every single time too
- logan knows how to breakdance??? he just busted it out randomly one day and everyone was floored 😭💀
- when ben is mad/annoyed he does that thing cats do where he’ll just slowly slide something off a shelf or table onto the floor
- group went roller skating once and obviously ash was amazing at it, and ben, taylor, and logan were pretty good as well but meanwhile aiden and tyler were just either tripping eachother, holding on to eachother for support or dying laughing when one of them fell and ate shit
- in class they were assigned those fake babies you have to take care of, logan? amazing at it but was so tired afterwards. ben? pretty good but is a heavy sleeper so slept through the baby crying. taylor and tyler made a good team but tyler almost lost his mind when the baby would just non stop cry. ash evil eyed this thing the whole time, would carry it around by the head 😭 also had her headphones on 24/7 because she couldn’t stand the noise. aiden left his in the freezer, and then couldnt find it for days.
- ben is INCREDIBLE at carnival games, even the rigged ones. the people that own the game booths have genuine beef with ben lmaoo
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fathertaurus · 2 months ago
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Astro Observations
okay I’ve never done one of these before I but I do love them so much and I had a funny list of my own in my notes that I’ve decided to share so enjoy!
Taurus sun people are some of the most noncommittal people I know. Or at least very quick to break things off. Their form of earth energy is focused on grounded-ness and indulging in their senses. If you jeopardize that in the slightest they’re g o n e lmao
Sag sun women have mommy issues the same way Scorpio sun men do
Geminis conflate being romantically interested in someone with being sexually interested—but more often than not, because of their flighty energy (air signs) if someone isn’t matching their free energy vibes then it’s never that serious of a commitment to them
Libra women/femmes are incredibly soft when put in the right circumstances, even upon just meeting someone—if you get a Libra woman/femme when they’re abrasive and show off-y then they don’t like you lol
Cancer moon men/mascs will see mommy milkers on a woman and immediately assume that that is actually their mother and act in accordance. No I won’t be elaborating
Also once a cancer men/masc (sun, moon, rising) meets a Taurus (sun, moon, rising or Venus) they will never let go lmaoo
I think it’s cause Tauruses are just cancers if cancers had a spine (ily cancers I promise) and they can find their sense of confidence in them. But it also leads to a mild obsession. Cancers like to understand everything to a T as it helps them feel emotionally secure
Underdeveloped Leo men/mascs are cocky, but never confident
Sag men/mascs are actually Tauruses in disguise
Yall are the chillest mfs unless provoked. Your sense of peace and retaining that is what drives you, very much Taurus-like
Which is funny because I feel like all the Taurus men I know hold more Sag qualities than Taurus qualities
Aries women/femmes are soooo calm 24:7. Very bubbly, happy go lucky, like truly give off the real energy of what it means to be the youngest signs in the Zodiac. But when put in tight spots or in a position where they have to defend themselves, all hell breaks loose lmao
Aries men/mascs on the other hand are always pissy LMAOO IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE
Like it’s never that serious I swear
Pisces’ fear of being rejected for their rose colored glasses over life turns them into the scariest people if tried. I think they’re one of those signs that really need to be able to see the bright side of life and do it in a very childlike way, so when that’s judge they immediately turn on you. Like idk if any of yall have ever pissed off a Pisces but uh uh nope I do not play with them when they’re upset
it’s like when the sweet loving house dog suddenly gets rabies and I mean that with love I swear
Also unhealed Pisces women/femmes need to go to jail. Yall do the most heinous things to people because you don’t like yourselves and it’s actually insane!
I feel like if more Scorpios (especially women/femmes) remembered/knew they were ruled by Pluto you’d give yourselves more grace. Pluto rules over death and transformation—you will constantly rebirth in this life, you are destined to consistently shed your skin. That’s why you can’t spend too much time in one place, or you feel like you never truly know who you are. That’s okay! You’re here to remind others that change is inevitable, and that a lack of control is very very beautiful.
Sincerely A Taurus with 6 planets in her 8th house (the 8th house is ruled by Pluto for those who don’t know lol)
Might be a controversial take but I feel like Gemini moons and rising have such promise for being fantastic mothers. The way you are capable of seeing perspectives outside of your own because of your natural duality allows you to nurture in a very unique way that works well for children with inquisitive minds, or at least with Pluto and Jupiter influence in their charts
but it takes a lot of understanding yourself first and figuring out your motives behind the intimate relationships you create
All Leo risings look like cats/lions
* Usually have cat like eyes or long hair (“manes”)
Aquarius men with heavy fire energy in their big 3 or big 6: the most unloyal mfs ever, especially in their friendships lmao — but Aquarius men with water influence in their big 3/6: will build you a house with their bare hands
Aquarius men with air influence? “I love you but I’m afraid to say it” type vibe lmaoooo
Despite being the “oldest” sign in the zodiac all the Pisces’ I’ve met are the youngest siblings lol but maybe that has something to do with coming last in the zodiac?
I feel like Scorpio women either embrace sexuality or the occult. Like either you’re sexualized so much you’re whole life you alchemize it into a power trip or you reject it completely and turn into a witch
If you have Virgo in your big 3 you probably have tummy issues <3
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gio-cosmo · 9 months ago
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Mannn I wish I had the supplies and general knowledge on how to make YouTube vids it seems so fun 💔 imagine if I could play through persona and yap the whole time…revolutionary
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itsmelodramasblog · 10 months ago
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EUROVISION
━━━━ joost klein x f! reader (using a face claim, but you can use your imagination to change her look to anyone you want to)
( social media ) before & during eurovision ; a bit of angst (mention of hate, body shaming etc) ; fluff ; reader isn’t a celebrity; everything is fictional
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yourusername: another day another year with this dude, what will happen if three years ago i wouldn’t had told you that you had shit on your shoe 😻👍
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wer.ist.aggu: wow! great pictures! great people 😅😄
yourusername: i support this guy right there! 👍👍👍 once i told him that i gave him once two euro and asked if he could return it to me, cause it’s been tough with money lately 🫣😁🙏😅 and he gave me one euro without hesitation! 😲 very nice guy 😁👍💪💪💪🔥‼️
wer.ist.aguu: no problem 😉
joostklein: very nice pics, very relatable peace
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yourusername: stream friesenjung and support small businesses! 😄😅
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user1: love the song!! new idol
joostklein: great song
joostklein: thanks
joostklein: np
user2: girl can you stfu
user3: isn’t he gay?
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joostkleinnews: some mysterious girl was spotted yesterday at the stage with joost, she was mostly helping the audience. do you think it’s y/n?
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user5: it must be her, cause after the concert i spotted them together
user6: girl- where you stalking them or wtf
user7: gosh, now im not surprised she don’t post her pics
user8: lmaoo true
user9: idk what y’all talking about, she’s super pretty
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stuntje: really nice eurovision let’s go 😻
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yourusername: really nice people, really cool song i support 👍
stuntje: im gonna cry now
joostklein: 😉
user10: how can i block y/n comments? 😭
user11: real
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joostkleinnews: y/n spotted on joost instagram story
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user13: lmaoo why she always have this bitch look like girl, you’re trying too hard
user14: exactly!! like you’re no one important so stop
user15: god hate her, joost can be with someone better, someone who will be happy that she’s a part of his life
user16: yes! she doesn’t deserve him
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yourusername: this dude will win this freaking contest, mark my words.
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joostklein: after first rehearsals, let’s win this eurovision together (with my beautiful support)
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appiemussa: oh, you are beautiful too 🥰
yourusername: we love gay energy
yourusername: love you, will always be your number one fan 💙
user17: aww cuties
user18: love them sm (im sorry y/n for what you needed to go through, but we love you)
yourusername: 💙
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unveiledelle · 22 days ago
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its been more than 24 hours i'm constantly refreshing every claggor tag like a starving beast yet i'm still not seeing any new spicy claggor content! where are they?! RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD!!! ELLE IM IN YOUR WALLS LET ME IN YOUR DRAFYS NEOOWWW OR ELSE
Anon… is that a threat? because I'm getting scared 😭
One of them was already posted since yesterday!! You must have missed it since it's under a reblog and reblogs don't show up in the tags I am so sorry. I originally posted it under a reblog because I want people to immediately know the context behind my art but I guess it's only visible to the original poster? Or if you manually stalk my account...
Anyway here's a reupload 🥹 I'm sorry I kept you waiting. I hope you enjoy your meal please don't hurt me lmaoo /hj
Warning: Explicit Content
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I also have the full uncensored/uncropped version on my bluesky account. You may also want to check that out (っ- ‸ - ς)
Art inspired from Pent Up by tumblr user upl0aded
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