#illegal travel

[militaryintelligencerecords]

Criminals with no valid reasons to travel to this planet, and that are here or intend to come here in order to stalk or harass people and or misrepresent themselves and or interfere with governments and their functions belonging to societies that they themselves do not even belong to.

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[timetravelread]

[tourismplanetearthanalrape]

ILLEGAL TRAVEL

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CRIMINALS TROUBLING THE PLANET EARTH ARE OFTEN CONCEALING PARTS OR THE ENTIRETY OF THEIR MEMORIES OR EXPERIENCES TO CONTINUE HAVING LEGAL ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY THAT WOULD BE OTHERWISE REMOVED BECAUSE OF THE BAD INTENTIONS BEHIND THEIR ACTIONS OR THEIR OPEN ILLEGALITY

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Hello, if you are buying dishes/mugs/any food containers for someone who you know has food contamination OCD, please consider making sure that the container can be taken apart completely and cleaned thoroughly. This is just my own personal experience, but I absolutely notice when there are places in my dishes that food can reach but that I can't. That shit haunts me on a fundamental and deeply upsetting level.

[somerandomdudelmao]

are we allowed to make works based on the dystopia au of you and tap specifically? all the art and that one ficlet has been giving me ideas :D

Oh absolutely. Go for it. After all C.a.s.5. shop is a public place ;)

[coveredinsun]

legolas sneaks gimli into elf heaven and it's the most lit thing to happen to elf heaven in an eternity. but at the end of the day gimli still dies (i mean he's a dwarf in elf heaven) (sorry about that but like go figure) so when he does kick the bucket he just goes to regular dwarf heaven. and there he's like, “oh hey thorin oakenshield my dad's boss! how ya been!" and they dap each other up. and thorin is like, "well i'm glad you asked because it's actually pretty fucked up. Well not dwarf heaven this shit is sweet. i mean it's fucked up that my fucking situationship is stuck in hobbit heaven." and gimli is like, "damn sorry to hear that My dad's boss thorin oakenshield. that's terrible." and thorin shrugs like, "it is what it is. the almost 200 years i've been here have been fun at least. what about you bro? how have you been?"

to that gimli is all like, "me? oh well you know. saw some horrors, fought some horrors, defeated some horrors. i actually just saw my husband like 15 minutes ago before i got here." and then thorin is all like "how nice! i'm glad your husband will be here eventually :)" and gimli is like, "yeah, EVENTUALLY, but he’s gonna get an eternity long lecture from mahal and i'll wager 500 million dwarf bucks that he won't waste a SECOND before complaining about it." and thorin is like, “what do you mean eternity long lecture.” so gimli makes a 0.0 face and is like, "ohhhhhh. my bad bro. i didn't realize you probably wouldn't have heard about everything. on account of you being here in dwarf heaven and all. tell you what though, i was all the rage in elf heaven."

then there's a long pause. slow blinking for a solid 30 seconds. and then thorin, with a gleam in his eye, is like, “………………elf heaven you say?"

[oh-no-its-bird]

Fic where the unjust death of the Uchiha and the subsequent horrific abuse to their bodies via blatant and indiscriminant eye theft results in Konoha being haunted by the spirits of several very angry Uchiha.

"You know... They say that so long as an Uchiha's eyes do not rest in their body, their spirit will never find peace."

When the husk of a woman who used to be Mikoto smiles, there is blood in her teeth.

"What do you think, Elder Danzo?"

Ft.

- Sasuke being repeatedly lured into the woods by the ghosts of his family (and notably, his parents) both bc some want to protect him and some, not powerful enough to retain their sanity in death, wish for him to die so they might take their eyes as their own

- Nara Shikaku, among others in the Hokage's tower, being repeatedly faced with the unsettlingly eyeless ghost of Fugaku as he appears sporadically and attempting to act as if nothing is wrong— always dissapearing when someone questions how he is there (whether he truly seems to keep forgetting that he has died is unclear, but no methods to purge the offices seems able to keep him away for long)

- the spirit of Mikoto taking on a spokesperson role for the dead, as she seems to have been the one to retain the most of herself in death while plagued with the corruptive everything that comes with being a spirit tied to the earth through nefarious means (with Fugaku being a potential second— if he wasn't so busy w convincing himself he hadn't died at all)

- Danzo being haunted by the more mindlessly violent Uchiha ghosts, driven mad in the afterlife at seeing their eyes in his unworthy flesh

- A surprisingly sane Kagami who has Thoughts and Feelings ab Danzo taking his eye— and the mystery of how exactly he had died

- A suddenly the most qualified person to deal with ghosts Kakashi, who's unfortunatley doomed both attract and to be able to see the Uchiha ghosts with his sharingan, and has them breathing down the back of his neck with talk of watching after Sasuke and GETTING REVENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!! which he is legally obligated to do now as the elder ghosts deem his service as their conduit to be his duty, since they gave him a pass on the eye thing. There's a lot of "see I TOLD you it was a good idea to let him keep the eye!! Clearly Amaterasu has left him here for us to use in our darkest of hours"

Aka forcefully adopted by Uchiha ghosts Kakashi who's "adoption" reads a little more like "indentured servitude to the afterlife"

(And he can't help but wonder why he hasn't seen Obito's ghost, after so many years with his eye in his head...

- Itachi being absoloutley hounded by the guilt of what hes done and the spirits of those hes killed, whove left the haunting of Konoha specifically to haunt him (He is not having fun) (The ghost of Shisui is doing his best to ward away the more volatile ones)

And more !!! Potentially, idk. This would be a fun one if I wrote it but I will not. Someone totally should tho , just, not me.

[judehatesmaths]

Okay but

This is literally them dancing

[stealingpotatoes]

okay but is spork leia adult leia aged down for nebulous time travel reasons, or did this tiny little 12 year old realize that crusty old dude with Weird Vibes was the future emperor and choose violence?

oh no this is fully just 12yo Leia. she's read enough history books and heard from her dad enough times to know exactly what led to the fall of the Republic (Palps) and thinks "right well there's only one logical solution to this situation. spork violence"

[militaryintelligencerecords]

Time travel - Criminals and their associates who have a problem with Bradley Carl Geiger's communications should reprogram the devices they are recorded and reproduced on before considering bothering him - just a free tip 🪣

[addoves]

would you really ask me to die?

[bradleycarlgeigersonandorian]

STALKING AS AN ILLEGAL ACTION

ILLEGAL TRAVEL TO AID IN THE COMMISSION OF A CRIME

ILLEGAL CROSS TEMPORAL TRAVEL TO AID IN THE COMMISSION OF A CRIME

ILLEGAL INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL TO AID IN THE COMMISSION OF A CRIME

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Starfall ocs! Simon (37ish, he/him), a traveling faeblood baker who sells "lucky bread", and Sons (16, she/her), whos name is totally Sons and is totally just his assistant and not someone who needs to get from point a to point b quickly and discretely.

They have a horse and cart that has a furnace on it, and they carve runes into the bread they make and sell it to passers-by as they travel, claiming that the bread will bring them luck. It does not, but it sells for a pretty penny to those who believe that it will. They dont have permits to do this but the idea is that they wont be stopped or found by those who enforce permits anyways.

[russilton]

Bonking them together like barbies once again