#ik he knows what polyamory is but

[catwouthats]

Whoever explains QPRs to Tommyinnit is gonna change his life I think

[thedemonknownasbilly]

Howdy! I've got another poly AziraCrow x reader request for you, if you're interested

Ineffable husbands with a non-binary s/o who constantly gets misgendered and deadnamed during the holiday season since they're around family n stuff?

Ik its not malicious and it's out of habit but man, it's not great for dysphoria. Trying to disconnect myself from that so I don't hold it against anyone but. Idk. Sorry for rambling lol.

Sending love 💚

Their Name - Ineffable Husbands x GN!Reader

Boy, oh, boy this hit close to home. So basing a lot of the house descriptions/holiday traditions on my family.

Ineffable Husbands snapping at Reader’s family

He/Him for Aziraphale || She/He/They for Crowley

Great Room - the spare room usually adjacent to the living room, typically where the foyer enters into.

There was a lot you couldn’t tell your family. How your husbands were actually ethereal beings well over six thousand years old, how Aziraphale found a miracle that would help you to live forever alongside them, or how Crowley was the serpent they so often cursed in Sunday Service. But there was one thing you made crystal-fucking-clear, your name and gender identity. You came out as non-binary almost four years ago, telling your family how you wanted them to refer to you in only neutral terms.

You had met Aziraphale and Crowley a year after that, marrying them in secret two years later, just the past spring. Crowley had told you how they used all pronouns, so your favorite pastime was to call him your wife when using he/him pronouns. Aziraphale told you that he preferred he/him but wasn’t opposed to they/them if it was to put a bigot in place. That if he chose to present as a woman again for the first time in thousands of years then he would update such choices. Just a small family the three of you were.

Meeting them had been perfect for your mental health, you weren’t ready to date anyone, and a rainy day led to you stepping into the red and gold bookshop, with plants scattered about, books older than time itself, an angel and a demon running it. And they took you in without a second thought.

“Darling, you seem lost in thought,” Aziraphale broke you from your thoughts, your bottom lip sore from chewing it in stress. “What is it that troubles you?” You looked at him in the rear view mirror, smiling softly as you felt Crowley’s hand on your thigh.

“Just nervous, and feeling bad. I want to tell them about us, all three of us, and yet I’m too scared…” your family wasn’t the most open to anything outside of heteronormative, including polyamory unfortunately, leaving Aziraphale to be the “best friend/co-worker”, he had actually volunteered the title, saying it would look better for Crowley to be your husband since he appeared closer to your age than the white haired Angel did.

“Don’t fret, I know it’s not ideal, but we can pretend for one night.” Aziraphale reassured, his blue eyes seeming brighter despite the dim light in the Bentley.

“We’re here, love.” Crowley said, parking behind your uncle’s familar white SUV. “You two ready?” You looked over to Crowley and nodded, unbuckling and turning back in your seat to give Aziraphale his final kiss of the night.

Immediately you wanted to slink back into the Bentley when you heard a chorus of your deadname being yelled through the house, directing Aziraphale to the dessert table to place the Eccles cake while you set down the ancient wine bottle with the other drinks.

“This is Anthony,” you introduced your husband to your family, he was dressed in their gray button up with his red tie, black blazer and slacks. “And this is our dearest friend Azira.” Aziraphale was done up in his usual outfit except he traded out the faded waistcoat for a newer one.

“What a pity we couldn’t attend the wedding, but I suppose (s)he’s always done things his/her own way.” Your mom said, feigning innocence as your hand tightened on Crowley’s.

“Ah, yes, I suppose that’s what drew me to them. Their fierce determination.” Crowley glared slightly, a faux grin on her lips as they enunciated your pronouns. That was how the night would continue, both Crowley and Aziraphale determinedly trying to correct your family through their own speech.

“That’s it!” Aziraphale was the first to snap, seeing tears in your eyes as he sat across from you at the dining table, luckily the children were eating in the great room, the tv playing football flickered at his outburst. “I have absolutely had it with you lot misgendering them! They told you four years ago that they preferred gender neutral terms and informed you of their very legal name change, what is so hard to accept?”

When your mom went to speak, Crowley interrupted. “Nope, wrong answer there, see it’s not that hard, maybe in the beginning, to adjust, to try. But you lot never tried, did you? Instead our partner here is almost in tears, they were stressed about even coming, but unlike you all, they value you. And yes, I said our partner. Azira is not just a friend, in fact he’s as much their husband as I am.” Crowley rose from her chair and offered you their hand, which you gratefully took, letting him guide you out of the house with Aziraphale following behind you.

“I’m sorry, that was improper and I know that-” Aziraphale stammered out, feeling like he messed up but being cut off when you suddenly hugged him, laughing softly against his shoulder.

“Don’t you dare apologize, did you see their faces? That was so worth it, I have you two, and we’re a big enough family for me.” Aziraphale hugged you back tightly and kissed the side of your head, you felt Crowley press against your back, joining your hug and kissing Aziraphale.

“Happy Christmas, loves.”

“Happy Christmas, dear.”

“Happy Christmas, little devil.”

[polyamorousmood]

Hii!!

So I'm questioning polyamoury rn and I figured your blog would be the best place to ask so uhh yeah

Basically, I really like the idea of being able to flirt around with people and kiss people and js rly be out there. But not like. romantically. Like, I am (probably) monogamous. I'm not sure if this is even sexual, I js want to kiss people and meet strangers at parties and make out with them and be a flirt even though I'm in a relationship.

My bf is polyam so this isn't rly an issue it's js idk how to label it or what to do with these feelings cus I still feel bad for wanting this cus like even tho my bf is polyam, we're in a closed polycule like nobody is going around and flirting with other ppl and I would be rly jealous (but I wouldn't say anything cus I don't wanna sound controlling), so I feel like if I told my bf that I feel like this he'll probably do what I want to do too. Which is fine ofc! It's js I have an anxious attachment style and I worry that he'll like more than me and there's js this whole fear of abandonment thing going on soooo..

Yeah sorry this is all rly confusing like I don't want to seem controlling of my bf and ik it's js my own shit causing me to be anxious abt all of this and he should be allowed to do what he wants. But like do you know what I could do with this cus idfk 😭

Byeee sry for the long ask!! -🫀 (I'm back)

Hey 🫀! Been awhile~

I see you're still in the poly relationship and its opening your horizons a little bit, I'm happy for you!!!

The answer is very simple: you won't know unless you talk to your partner about it.

I personally would be okay giving my partner who is new to exploring polyamory provisional privileges I do not have while they test the waters🌊. Then I'd want to revisit it after they've gotten a chance to try it and see how they feel. But of course, your partner might not.

Or maybe it could be traded for some other privilege they want that wouldn't bother you so much 🤷‍♀️

It sounds like in any case, you might benefit from doing some more work on your jealousy/anxiety though. There's no dynamic that will gaurentee someone will forever be interested in you, but I personally consider the intimacy of sharing desires with one another (even if you both determine its not in the best interests to act on them right now) very rewarding and something that strengthens bonds. I don't think there's any harm mentioning it to your (already polyamorous, therefore they get it) partner that its something you've been thinking about. From there you guys can work together on whether it makes sense to actually pursue.

If I were in your partner's shoes, I'd feel kinda flattered I "converted" someone, ngl 😂😂

Best of luck, and thanks for saying hey!!

[candy8448]

Lu lgbt headcanons Because im feeling very gender today:

Legend:

Genderfluid, any pronouns

Bisexual and demiromantic

Used to be in a relationship with Marin

In a relationship currently with Ravio but they haven't decided exactly how far their relationship goes just yet

Never wears trousers, even on a masculine day, just never. Nope. Wears a ton of jewlery

Probably has some magic ring or something with a gem that he can change the colour of to represent what pronouns they want to use

Wild

Also uses any pronouns

Decided to not use a name or label for gender

Before the shrine was probably not given any opportunity to explore any gender identities or sexual orientation, so went as a cis man

In a queer platonic relationship with Flora

Ace

Sky

Bigender, i saw this headcanon once and im stealing it for self projection reasons

She/he pronouns with a slight preference to he

Bisexual, polyamory

He, Zelda and Groose are all in a relationship together (Zelda is mostly straight and Groose hasn't decided yet)

Hyrule

Seen hcs that fairies aren't born with a gender and get to choose theirs

Intersex (though was treated more femininly by most of his sisters and mothers)

Nonbinary and trans male

Uses he/they/fae pronouns

Time

Saw hcs that the kokiri dont really pay attention to gender

Agender

Uses he/him pronouns for simplicity as that was what people used when he first left kokiri forest

Will not mind if someone uses whatever pronouns, will not correct since he doesnt really have a connection to any gender

Pan, again since he doesnt really recognise gender he doesnt have a preference to what he is romantically intrested in but he is married to Malon

Seen hcs that he used to have a crush on Sheik and sure, i like it when its written as a goofy childhood crush thing

Four

Cis male, ik most ppl hc them as the most gnc but i like this

They/them pronouns, they use them as plural pronouns but not many people actually know that

The colours themselves and mostly cis male though as individuals

Not sure their sexual orientation

They are at least 1/4 gay (looking at you, Vio)

Warriors

Trans male

Aroace, did not have a fun experience with that whole Cia thing and has just sworn off any kind of romantic or sexual relationships

Wind

Demiboy

He/they pronouns (is experimenting with the they/them pronouns and mostly prefers the he/him ones)

Straight as far as he is aware for now, might have a slight crush on Tetra but will deny it with his entire being

Twilight

Nonbinary, He/they pronouns

Had/has a big crush on Midna

In situations or aus where they are able to be with Midna, he is dating Midna and Midna is dating Dusk, but Twi and Dusk are not dating

Ive had this post in my drafts and completely forgot about it lol

[rubyreduji]

Fav fics from ur moots?

ok ok im gonna try and fit as many moots in here as i can no matter how much we do or don't talk because i want to hype them all up and show how much i love their fics so answers under the cut

also if you weren't included im so sorry i literally love you all i just need to go stalk ur masterlists lol

@smileysuh - anteric; literally IS SO GOOD LIKE THE PLOT >>> minwon is so supportive i am literally so pro polyamory i have read it multiple times (ok but also a break too like nova's minwon fics are insane)

@gamerwoo - sharing is caring but i don't care; it was so cute and funny and the push and pull between minwon is so cute like fdjaslkf i love the dynamic and wonwoo being possessive

@jihoonotes - yearning; so mel is not active anymore (rip </3) but if you know anything about me you know how insane i am over this smau and im putting it on here so everyone can go read it and die over it with me (the slow burn was BURNING HOLY SHIT)

@sluttywoozi - paper rings; JIHOON FLUFF MY BELOVED it's so adorable and i love this song too so it's the perfect pairing and jihoon is written so sweetly also it plays into me being in love with jihoon's muscles

@leejihoonownsmyheart - on film; it is deadass one of my favorites of all time it's written so adorably, i love the reader and the dynamic with jihoon and it has humor and a bit of angst and its everything i need

@ssinboo - grasp the thorn; ROYALTY AU WHERE MINGYU KILLS PEOPLE FOR THE READER??? SIGN ME TF UP also just bath sex is so hot they're so cute but also fjslsdakasdfkl i loved this fic sm

@bitchlessdino - they're all so goodf jsklfa partying in your birthday suit; one of the first fics i read from nana and like??? I WAS A CHANGED MAN, it was cute and so hot and i love how they reconnected from knowing each other in the past

@pepperonidk - home for the holidays; fluffy adorable goodness that just warmed my heart and it helps that christmas is my favorite holiday (also i love a good fake dating trope)

@duhnova - bad dog; i re-read it today and like maybe i am biased because of my own interests but literally i love puppy boy gyu and like the reader is so mean but ajlkskldfs literally died the first time i read it

@onlyseokmins - neighbor!au thoughts; i know these aren't like full out fics but they have a CHOKEHOLD on me like i eat them up everytime i see a new one like yall don't get how insane i am over them

@strawberryya - claws; the idea of scratching up soonyoung's back makes me feral idk what it is but like fdsjkla him and the reader both were just so damn sexy in this fic

@savventeen - to build a home; i don't think this is a suprise this fic changed my life it was the best fluff i could imagine and it just made my heart happy like i love the way jihoon was characterized

@ncteez - ALL OF THEM LITERALLY??? if i had to pick one uhhh the perks of being that guy; i will be loyal to jihoon lol but also IT WAS SO GOOD the plot flowed well and it was funny but also cute and the smut was SO HOT JFDSKLA hon you really devoured with this one

@cheolhub - just the tip; very on brand for mingyu he was just so needy and cute the (small bit of) build up was delicious like when i read this i was screaming the whole time

@toruro - the letter; i feel like im legally obligated to say this fjsadkl but it is a REALLY good fic and ik how much work mika put into it and it was literally A MASTERPIECE like the reader was so relatable and the angst and the dynamics and fsjdlafdskla. im also biased and LOVE this drabble wrote for me lol

@gyuswhore - the thing about love; it's a long fic WHICH I LOVE but it didn't even feel that long like i was so invested in the plot and i love soonie and the way his was characterized was literally perfect like the slowburn was worth it

@lovelyhan - meet cute of the century; i put all of my reviews on this fic when it came out but the slowburn? the minor angst? the smut? PERFECTION LIKE kai put so much into this fic AND IT PAID OFF

@jeonghantis - menace; i just reblogged this because i apparently forgot to the first time i read it but literally SO GOOD and so hot like fjdsalf they're both teases and so needy i was drooling also PILLOW HUMPING >>>>

@beefboyandbabygirl - girl code; obvi like it's my jihoon 2000s romcom fantasy it's everything i need and i love all of the dynamics and the built up AND JIHOON IS SO CUTE

@sluttyminghao - daybreak; i read this a long time ago but i love a good best friends!au and i love vernon lol it was so hot and so cute and i just love how nonie was written

@onlymingyus - 7pm; i DIED when this fic came out im not even joking like idk what was put in it BUT I AM LITERALLY BARKING the build up and tension was insane and like just bss fucking you drives me wild

@seokgyuu - challenge me; okay tbh i didn't know mitch wrote this so like fjskdlaf i read this before i even started my own blog and each chapter is so good the plot is funny and i cannot get enough of it if you have time binge the whole series its so worth it

@onlyhuis - art project; LITERALLY ONCE AGAIN A FIC I READ A WHILE AGO AND NEVER RB-ED APPARENTLY but so so sooooo hot like the set up is so sexy for no reason and the reader is so teasing AND THE PAINT DFJKLSAL anyways...

@thepixelelf - bluff and nonsense; obviously it's literally one of my most favorite things i've read like the angst is perfect and i love soonyoung's internal monologue its super well written like it could actually happen and i just really like the plot and set up ya know pls pls pls go give this one a read if you haven't yet (and there's a she/her and he/him ver too!)

@wongyuuu - elevator; my most recent moot literally due to this fic!!! it's so good like the emotions and angst put into it are next level and i love a good soulmate au so the idea that they cry together is so unique so go read it you will very much enjoy it

[larena]

Polyamory in SWTOR?

Performing a high-risk experiment in my current SWTOR playthrough. Romanced Koth in KOTFE/ET because I've never done it before, and I love him, and I wanted to see his Date Night (which is really great). But then got to the end of ET and though about how *little* content Koth gets after that point. He *may* get more in coming updates, since they got Ike Amadi in the booth for Date Night. But it's still so little. Meanwhile you know who's gotten a lot of screentime lately and I've also never romanced? Arcann. And I actually really like the paralels between my Jedi Knight's arc and Arcann's. But am I really gonna dump Koth for him? That doesn't seem great. Then I had a thought. You... don't have to actually do the "Things Left Unsaid" quest that leads to a character breaking up with you if you get with someone else. What if I just... date Arcann *and* Koth. And I was very unsure if this would work. I don't know how the flags work in SWTOR - would Arcann's romance flag override Koth's anyway even if I didn't do the mission? But I was curious, and it seemed like a decent risk. So I started Arcann's romance, and untracked Things Left Unsaid, and went forward waiting to see what happened. And so far, just before starting Jedi Under Seige... it seems like it's working. I received Koth's post-Umbara romance letter, *and* saw Arcann's romance scene pre-Nathema. And Arcann's Date Night is available as well. We'll have to see if I get Koth's romance scene in Hearts and Minds but I'm feeling confident. Very happy to get my extremely unintended form of polyamory. If anyone at Broadsword sees this, please don't fix this. Or make the fix just *enabling* dating everyone for real.

[citruswriter]

Got room for two more?

Chapter Four - Cool Colors

A Bale AU Fic

Listen with me! ↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

Warnings: Tcest (you have been warned!), Character x OC, polyamory, long fic, lots of fluff, slight spice but nothing explicitly NSFW, Leo being a slick bastard, even more tooth rotting fluff.

A/N: Thanks to the few ppl that have decided to support this fic. Ik it's not what most look for in fanfiction but I rlly do appreciate it. I rlly enjoy writing this fic.

Chiyo awoke with a yawn, eyes cracking open and limbs stretching. The kitsune arose, stepping out of her makeshift nest to get ready. She hummed to herself as she grabbed fresh clothes for the day and a towel before making her way to the family sentō.

She scrolled on her phone, looking for the perfect music to play for her bath. Stepping into the room, she picked a simple lofi playlist to listen to. Booting up her bluetooth speaker, she chose the playlist and set the items down, the room soon filling with soft notes and a beautiful melody.

Making her way to the water, Chiyo set her hand ablaze before sticking it into the water in an attempt to heat the water up even more despite it already being steaming. What Chiyo didn't notice, was a certain slider slipping into the room, taking off everything before diving into the water. It was a bit hotter than what he was used to but a few seconds later and he was adjusted to it.

He watched through the steam as the black furred kitsune undid her robe, letting it fall and expose her naked body. His eyes widened slightly but he tried not to think much of it. This was probably normal for her right? No need for him to make it weird.

Chiyo made her way to the steps before slowly sliding into the water. She moaned in relaxation as the hot water lapped at her bare flesh before dipping her hair down to soak it completely. Leo decided to test his luck some, swimming up in front of the woman and popping up into view.

"Yes Leo?" The woman asked, fingers reaching for some lotion. Leo watched her as she opened the bottle, squirting a little bit onto her hands before rubbing her pals together and spreading it on her face. Leo swam closer. "What's that?" He asked, looking at the lotion. Chiyo smiled softly as she spread the substance over her skin. "Just lotion". She replied and Leo picked up the bottle. "It's eucalyptus and lavender scented". Chiyo added and Leo looked up at her.

"Want some?" She asked and Leo nodded excitedly. He expected her to put some in his hand when she took the bottle back but instead she poured more into her own hands, rubbing them together once more before beckoning him closer. Leo hesitated for a moment before swimming closer, the two of them practically being chest to chest. "You can touch me, you know. I promise I don't bite". Chiyo purred out, a small smirk playing at the corner of her lips as she began to spread the lotion on Leo's face.

Leo reached forward, cautiously wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her closer so their stomachs touched. "No but I do". Leo said in a joking tone as he rested his chin on the top of Chiyo's breasts, relaxing into the cool feeling of the lotion being spread on his face while the hot water of the sentō hugged his body. Chiyo raised a brow at him, momentarily pausing her actions, before starting them again.

Before long, Leo had relaxed his way into Chiyo's embrace, nuzzling into her chest and churring away. Chiyo couldn't find the heart to move him so she allowed him to cling onto her and rest as she continued to trace the features of his face. "And what do we have here?" Another voice cut through the atmosphere. Chiyo looked up to see Donnie with his arms crossed.

"He wanted lotion on his face and I guess he was really enjoying himself because now I'm stuck". Chiyo explained. Leo whined, no longer feeling her fingertips on his face. The woman rolled her eyes, lifting her hands to trace his features once more. "Oh you big baby". She giggled out before looking up at Donnie. "I hope this doesn't cross any boundaries". She said softly and Donnie shrugged his shoulders.

"Would you like to join in? The waters still warm and I'm sure Leo wouldn't complain about having the company of his twin". She added on. Donnie raised a brow and looked down at the woman. "You're being... uncharacteristically soft". He said, tone almost accusatory, causing the kitsune to narrow her eyes at him. "Donatello just get in the damn bath". She hissed, annoyed with the soft shell turtle already as she flicked her tail in an attempt to get water on him.

Donnie yelped and jumped back. "Do not get water on my tech!" He snapped and Chiyo instantly brought a finger to her lips in a shushing moment before motioning to the turtle still glued to her chest. Leo seemed to very much be asleep, either that or completely blissed out from the affection he was receiving. Donnie grumbled as he felt jealously seep into his veins.

"What's the matter, Donnie? Jealous?" Chiyo teased and Donnie felt his face flush. "He's my brother. Why would I be jealous?" He retorted and Chiyo shrugged. "I don't know. But I have noticed that the two of you are," she paused to tilt her head and give a sort of look, "close. That's for sure". She grinned mischievously before returning her attention to the resting Leo still glued to her body.

Donnie slipped into the hot water after a few minutes, enjoying the feeling the heat brought him before swimming over in the direction of his floating brother. "Wow he is out". Donnie muttered and Chiyo chuckled softly. "Yeah I've been stuck like this for a bit". She giggled out. Donnie turned to look at her, vaguely registering that she was completely naked under the steamy waters.

"Hi..." She breathed out, smiling softly. "Hey". He said back gently. "How have you been?" She asked and Donnie couldn't help but chuckle. "Are we really about to make small talk in the bathhouse?" He asked and Chiyo giggled. "You make it sound like we're about to kiss or something". She said casually. Donnie smiled nervously. Why was he so jittery around her all of a sudden?

All softness was cut short by a shrill shriek being ripped out of Chiyo's throat. Leo had woken up and was apparently cranky that he had stopped getting attention because he sank his teeth into the top of Chiyo's left breast. Jerking back, she stumbled back into Donnie, who caught her in his arms.

"Leonardo!" She exclaimed, not registering that her back was in full contact with Donnie's plastron. But Donnie noticed. He noticed the warmth from her body, noticed the way the water rolled down her neck and shoulders, noticed how she currently smelled like lotion and Leo. "Told you I bite". The turtle said simply with a shrug. Chiyo grumbled, rubbing her chest as she glared at Leo.

"You could have just asked me to continue". She grumbled. Leo smirked, swimming closer to her. If she hasn't been plastered to Donnie before hand, she certainly was now. "Why should I have to ask? You should just know". He taunted, pressing his chest against the kitsunes once more. "Oh hey Donnie". Leo said, leaning in closer to his twin, causing Donnie to flush and jerk back. "Leo..." His tone was low, warning. Not here. Was what it said.

Leo sighed and pushed back, laughing when he saw Chiyo's face once more. "Oh shit! Someone's all red". He snickered, causing Chiyo to shake her head and glare. "You essentially just put me in a hot turtle sandwich! Yes I'm red!" She squeaked out in an exasperated manner, moving forward to give Donnie room to move how he wish, an apologetic smile flashed his way before she swam off once more.

Leo shot his brother a mischievous look. "Oh you think we're hot, huh?" Leo asked and the woman shot him a glare. "That is not what I meant and you know it!" She protested. Donnie had seemed to pick up on Leo's wish for mischief and he decided to indulge him. "There was little context to give what you meant actually". Donnie piped in and Chiyo immediately growled, sending a 'i fucking hate you' look.

The twins rounded on the woman, teaming up in a mission to reduce her to pile of jumbled nerves. Leo got close, rubbing the bite on her chest with his knuckle. "Look at that. Marks already turning red. Maybe my brother should add a matching one". He cooed, smirking down at the woman. Donnie came up beside his brother, hand lifting out of the water to trace patterns on the top of the other breast. "Brother you know I'm not typically one to mark. I prefer claiming my stake in other ways". He said, hand snaking up to the woman's throat.

Chiyo's pupils dilated and her breath hitched as she felt Donnie's grip on her throat tighten. "Like with collars". He purred out, somewhat enjoying the view of the flustered kitsune in front of him. Donnie hummed as he felt Leo's arms wrap around his waist, a kiss being pressed against his shell. "I'm very aware". He purred out. "And what exactly is going on here?"

Everybody snapped to see April, her arms crossed and expression stern. "April!" Chiyo called out, somewhat flailing in the water before finding her footing and making her way over to the other woman. "Help me, holy shit. I swear they're on a mission to embarrass me to death!" Chiyo whines out, ears pinned back in faux distress.

April looked up to glare at her boys. Donnie pointed at Leo and Leo just smirked and shrugged. A whole conversation seeming to be have had without any words at all. Leo pouted at April, silently asking her to join in on the fun. April just sighed, crouching down to Chiyo's level. "I'm so sorry about them". April said finally. Chiyo seemed to relax at April's soothing words.

April took this chance to slip her hand under the kitsunes jaw, tilting it up and gently lifting Chiyo out of the water slightly. "But in their defense, you are quite easily flustered". She said, smirking down at the poor woman as she swiped her thumb over her bottom lip.

Chiyo stared up at her old college friend in shock before smirking. Oh so she wanted to play? Chiyo gripped the other woman's wrist, turning her head to kiss April's palm, looking up at her through her wet lashes. "I'd like to take this time to remind you how much stronger I am than you". She purred out.

"Aaaaaand fun times over". April squeaked out, laughing nervously and backing up. "I am not getting this new shirt soaking wet". Leo huffed in irritation while Chiyo laughed, turning around to flip both of the men off. Leo looked the woman over and briefly raised his brows at her. "Nice tits". Was all he said, causing Chiyo to sink back down into the water until it reached her neck.

"Fucking asshole". She muttered, huffing and looking away as tears pricked the corners of her eyes. Donnie sighed softly, nudging at Leo and jerking his head her direction. Leo glared but a gentle tug to his tail and a firm look from Donnie and Leo softened, groaning lowly before making his way to Chiyo.

Chiyo had taken to sitting on one of the underwater ledges that acted as a chair. "Hey". Leo said softly as he stood in front of Chiyo. Chiyo softly glared up at him, eyes still watery. "Did I upset you?" He asked gently. Chiyo pressed her lips into a line before shrugging. "More so just overstimulate". She admitted, sighing softly. "And the comment about my breasts didn't help much". She added.

"I guess that was a bit crude, huh?" He said softly. "But uh, yeah. Overstimulated. Donnie gets overstimulated sometimes." He said, trying to think of ways to help. Chiyo hummed softly. "You know when Donnie gets overstimulated, he likes to stay in dark cramped places. Oh! What if... what if I helped you build a pillow fort in your room? Would that help?" He asked hopefully and the woman couldn't help but smile softly.

"I think that's a really good idea." Donnie piped up, sliding up next to the kitsune. "I'll even let you borrow my weighted blanket". Donnie offered and Chiyo perked up a little. "I think that would be acceptable. But... only if the two of you join me for pizza". She said, tail wagging slightly as she smiled softly.

Leo and Donnie looked at each other, blinked, and then smiled. "Deal!"

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"Hey, have either of you seen Leo and Donnie?" April asked, approaching Stellara and Raph who had both been in the middle of washing dishes. "No I haven't seen them for a while actually." Raph said as be handed another wet dish to Stellara.

"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Chi in hours either". Stellara added, drying the dish and putting it away. "Think we would check their rooms?" April hummed. "What's going on?" A new voice came and the others turned to see Mikey.

"Hey Mikey. Have you seen the twins lately? Or Chiyo?". Stellara asked and Mikey looked up in thought before smiling. "Yeah! They're all hanging out in Leo's room!" He said. The others shared glances before collectively making their way to Leo's room. They all peered in. "Is that a damn fort?" April asked in jealousy.

Within the confines of Leo's room, a blanket fort had been built. And in the middle of it, safely cozied up, were three people. Chiyo, with all nine of her tails out, laying on her back with her hair haloed around her head. Leo and Donnie were on top of the numerous tails as if they were pillows, both of them curled up in her sides. Leo being on the left with his head nuzzled into her neck and an arm thrown over her waist meanwhile Donnie was on the right side, his fingers gripping Leo's as he kept his head more so on the woman's shoulder as the three of the slept. A mostly empty pizza box sat above their heads, most likely the culprit of their sleepiness.

"This is the cutest thing I've ever seen, Mikey get a camera". Stellara softly hissed, gently tapping at Mikey with soft urgency. They all giggled as Mikey took several photos.

Schemes were contemplated but everybody instantly held their breath when the three figures started to stir. There was some soft complaining and a little whining, followed by some hushing and a noise that sounded like Leo's voice being muffled under a pillow. When the others peered into the fort once more, all that was seen was the three even more tightly entangled than before.

More photos were taken with the intent of teasing and silly schemes.

I utterly adore this chapter and there's nothing you can do to make me hate it.

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[waterdeepthroat]

my predictions on polyam content in bg3:

- it won’t just be specific companions that will be monogamous or polyamorous, but they’ll have different opinions depending on who else you want to date.

who i think would be down for polyamory no matter what:

- astarion (do i even need to explain myself here)

- lae’zel (it’s canon that githyanki don’t do monogamy iirc)

who i think would have differing opinions depending on the companion:

- shadowheart. i don’t see her wanting to be metamours with lae’zel AT ALL.

- wyll, potentially? i don’t know how far the rivalry with karlach will go, especially considering they can become friends according to larian, but idk if that just meant when they are played as origin characters

who i don’t think would be interested in polyamory:

- gale. i could see him getting involved with the mc while potentially getting back with mystra in the endgame, but i don’t see him being willing to really share the mc

- ik this is completely contradictory to what i said before, but potentially lae’zel? depending on whether any of her arcs have her questioning that aspect of gith society, i could see her going monogamous as kind of a rebellion against gith sexual norms

- halsin seems like a mate 4 life kinda guy idk (EDIT: he was confirmed polyamorous by Larian + wood elf society is typically poly)

- same with minthara, but more mommy-flavoured

[goremet-chef]

i love polyamory 🗣‼ life changing for real like. IDK i think a lot of my disconnect to things directly comes from autism so to ik to a lot of people they CANNOT imagine such a thing but its pretty easy for me? like its just a bigger relationship its great, i work better in groups anyways thats why like all of my self inserts are inserted into polyam relationships. if its not virginia and kelvin, its link and sidon, papyrus and mettaton LIKE. SHIT LIKE THAT its just second nature for me.

(didnt mean to ramble so hard but welcome back to dominics yapping club today we're going to be yapping about my connection with romantic vs platonic love because its my tumblr and im here to YAP)

i guess that disconnect honestly. i STILL really have no idea if im actually aromantic or not. like i do a lot of yearning but am i REALLY yearning? i cant read myself so i have no idea like genuinely it is a FULL mystery who knows!!!! i think maybe like. okay it falls on bpd and how that affected my relationships, when i think back to it i can tell everyone ive ever been in relationship with, they were my FP so maybe i did love them? but i know i was also obsessed like.... listen looking back on younger me clueless to what bpd even was, having a mental breakdown in middleschool cuz yr online girlfriend made matching icons with HER AND HER FRIENDS FURSONAS..... like genuinely i was SO CRUSHED i thought it was over and done and i was like what about all that we had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO DRAMATIC OKAY... i dont blame younger me cuz he couldnt have known but like... the signs have always been there KSFS im a lot more. managed now, at least i try my best to be and from what i can tell in my 'recent' relationship adventures, one of them i was ONLY obsessed with for a little while cuz he gave me attention even tho he sucked a little and then the obsession like.. faded. it was over and i said goodbye and that was that (which. IK IT SOUNDS AWFUL but it was one of those sexual interest things and outside of that attention, he was very manipulative and honestly a little rude so. i did the right thing idk why i keep losing the relationship lottery)

i guess i just get nervous about that happening again, but like. im slowly realizing i can be obsessed with someone yes, but i can also love them. i think i spent a while there like.. discrediting any of the love i felt for anyone because it was accompanied with obsession, but thats not true!! i did love them, i loved her and i loved him and it all like. idk its a lie, ive been lying to myself and saying im only capable of brutal obsession when its not true, i can love too. i love all the time!!!!! i love my pets i love my friends like. im a lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is honestly the first time im really realizing that tbh but. its the truth even if theres a lot of bitterness and anger and pain inside of me, there is also love

i think my problem is i just dont understand romantic relationship? like on an autism level cuz to me like. whats the difference between a partner and a friend? LIKE GENUINELY cuz im about as affectionate with a friend as how i should be with a partner SO WHERES THE LINE? to me there just is no line like idk i really cant see it! i think if yr dating someone, they SHOULD be yr friend because what................. like how could you get with someone whos not yr friend already yknow what i mean where did you find that guy!!!! and where has he BEEEN put him back bro.....

and even then i think i hear a lot of people describe their relationships as like 'dating their best friend' yes im sure but that just makes it murkier like. i think that romance isnt real guys i think its made up and its just a word, theres this like. this elevation of romantic love in comparison to platonic love and i do not understand why because its the same thing for me? i love my friends just as hard as id love a partner because thats what they DESERVE, so like idk i think in my head i dont see it either way its just love? the lines are too blurry for me to process so i just disregard them completely, somethin like that.

interesting to think about but it. like no one else feels that way so its very. if i did have a partner, could i give them what they need? i could love them til the very end, but like. what do they want from me............... like is there some unspoken rules that i need to have spoken to me or something, is it wrong for me to love my friends like that? is it wrong for me to love my partner like that? like i genuinely cant tell. i know people say ohh when you fall in love its this connection youve never had before its so special and new and different from yr other relationships and to that??? you must just not have very close friends!!! id do anything for my friends id lay my life down for them id eat them out id DO ORGANIZED CRIME AND BECOME A MAFIA BOSS i let them PEER PRESSURE ME INTO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL (lie), id go out on FRIEND DATES BASICALLY its so cute we all go out together and just hang around and shop and eat together like i love it and i would sit in their beds and just. be quiet because we dont need to be talking !!!!!!!!!!! ill sleep with them ill let them touch me even which says a lot cuz i REALLY dont like to be touched!!!!!! its love so deep it makes my brain fuzzy like im giggling right now teehee i love all my friends so much i give every single one of them a little kiss

my POINT IS i jsut dont see the need for like. the labels i guess? because to me there is no difference between romantic and platonic love, its all just LOVE i think thats whats made me feel so. STRANGE all the time, everyone always describes sparks and shit and i just dont understand cuz i spark with everyone i love, i wouldnt love them if i didnt!!!!!! grining

so am i aromantic? i do not know because i dont believe in romantic love/???? like. i dont think its that im lacking romantic attraction i think its just that romantic attraction and platonic attraction are the same thing for me basically like its just RAW LOVE AND ADORATION and i can extend that to anyone

OKAY i know this is so long this is literally me just. im like self mediating myself rn okay im HELPING MYSELF UNDERSTAND ME BETTER cuz i really have no idea whats going on at all

[himynameis4]

Okay i just. I can’t wait to see what yoy come up with I just really need to talk about my pjo headcanons. I—like, i’m so glad that pjogate is a thing now, but i don’t think you understand, this au has been living rent-free in my head for a WHILE. I have THOUGHTS, and seeing as i’ve seen how you dive into aus with ur atlagate, i just… i’m making your problem, basically. Whether or not anybody actually reads this, idk, but yeah.

Setting this au in a parallel universe, where none of the pjo characters exist but most of the lore/worldbuilding is similar, though i’m considering moving the timing of the Big Three Pact not to have kids, because I like the fact that Hades was one of the only one to never break the oath, and for this to take place in the 80s the oath has to take place later (thinking… “end” of Vietnam war, rather than the end of WWII, so 1973–2 years after Will & El were born).

I have Things to say about Camp Jupiter and legacies and families, but first, I wanna go through my parents for everyone really quick & then I’ll backtrack to give more backstory/plot for the au idea lurking in my head.

Dustin: Hephaestus

Billy, Steve, AND Max: Aphrodite

Robin: Hermes

Lucas: Apollo

Erica: Hermes

Argyle: Demeter

Eddie: Dionysus

Mike: Calliope*

Will: Hades*

El: Hades*

Henry: Arachne*

Jason, Chrissy, Patrick, Jonathan, Nancy, Joyce, Hopper, Troy, James, Lonnie, Ted, Karen, Holly: Roman Legacies*

Murray: Faun

*= will elaborate later

Dustin I think is a no-brainer. Ik ppl were talking about Aphrodite Lucas & Ares Max, Ares Max & Aphrodite Lucas, etc, but here’s the thing: Aphrodite suits Billy, Steve, and Max so perfectly. Shows the darker side of Aphrodite/Aphrodite’s power through Billy (Aphrodite is hardly harmless), Billy def has charmspeak tho lol. Steve is 100% Aphrodite—Imma be honest I was tempted with Poseidon, but even the swim captain bit works because Steve’s mom rose from the sea, so there’s still that connection. Max is like… challenging Aphrodite stereotypes while still enjoying “girlie” things like clothes & magazines (& continuing the Aphrodite tradition of Getting Bitches; see: Lucas & Dustin & El, though she’s only in an active relationship with two of those). Like Lucas, Max can be both. & we get the sibling dynamic between Max & Billy AND Max & Steve, which is perfection imo. Robin’s languages make her SUCH a good fit for Hermes. Plus, she has the chaotic energy necessary. Lucas is Apollo. His basketball skill which is referenced in PJO as an “apollo kid” thing, his SLINGSHOT?!?!?! Not to mention his singing (🎶 turn around… 🎶). Also, Lucas is LITERALLY sunshine, but more importantly, he’s Max’s LIGHT. Plus, Apollo is the god of truth, & we all saw how upset Lucas was at El in season one for lying. Erica, however, is Hermes. Capitalism? That entreprenerual spirit has Hermes written all over it. Here’s the thing. I love the Sinclairs and their marriage. They are one of the ONLY healthy marriages on the show, and I refuse to meddle with that. So, here’s how it went: Apollo had a threesome with the Sinclair parents, from which Lucas resulted. Hermes heard Apollo talking about how cool this couple was, decided he had to meet them, and fell into a whirlwind romance himself. Erica was born. Kiddos are half siblings in different cabins at camp who share 2/3 parents, with a healthy outlook on relationships, communication within relationships, and polyamory. (This will come in handy for Lucas, once his girlfriend gets a girlfriend). Argyle is Demeter, and also the camp weed provider. ‘Nough said, I think? Eddie is Dionysus. The way he channels dramatics into his DMing is so Dionysus-coded. We know he enjoys alcohol when stressed, which his father can relate too, I’m sure. Eddie would be a good Hermes (lockpick, hotwiring the car, hating that he has this skill bc of his criminal father the way Luke Castellan hates having an innate ability to pick locks in the demigod diaries), a good Apollo (his music, Corroded Coffin, etc), but Dionysus ultimately matches his energy best I feel.

This is where it gets interesting. Ik I listed Mike’s before El & Will, but Mike’s is ultimately more complicated than El & Will’s explanations, so I’m going to get to him after.

Will is Hades. “Zombie Boy”? Will is literally perfect for Hades, & it fits with his being ostracized within the community. Will’s connection to the Upsidedown/monsters is a lot like Nico’s ability to sense death. I know Will’s powers aren’t confirmed-confirmed, but the way Will keeps having flashes to the Upsidedown mirror’s Hazel Levesque’s flashbacks incredibly well. Will has the ability to communicate with/sense things that other people don’t understand, gives cryptic warnings based on his powers, etc. Also, I love the way Will parallels both Nico and Hazel, Nico’s struggles with his sexuality & attachment to a geeky game deemed “immature,” Hazel’s love of art & her childhood friend, BOTH of their willingness to sacrifice themselves for the people they love… these are also parallels I lean into further with my outline for some of his plot/backstory that makes me So Happy i can’t. But imma elaborate on that later lol.

El is also Hades. El… idk how many of you read Trials of Apollo, but El is a child of Nero. She had the misfortune of being his child back when Nero was still learning how to do the “raising kids” thing—he mostly wanted weapons, so he left it to a trusted ally, Brenner. “The numbers” were still the numbers—they all have their tattoos, etc, and their childhoods were still incredibly horrifying. Nero’s parenting style for Meg is after he’s worked out the kinks—El was the trial run. But here’s the thing, guys—for both will and el I was torn between Hades & Zeus, because of the lights, etc. But then I thought more about El’s powers. Remember that time Nico TURNED SOMEONE INTO A GHOST? Were y’all there when El banished a demogorgon & a Henry to the Upsidedown with her mind? Kinda reminds me of that time Nico opened a portal to the underworld & banished the unkillable skeletons down there, or the time(s. Plural.) he GHOSTED PEOPLE. Nico’s ghosting people, in turn, reminds me of El making them bleed with her mind. And the way El moves things with her mind? Ngl got me thinking of Hazel using her metal manipulation, and the way Hazel shapes reality around her. El’s ability to get in people’s heads/find people/view their memories reminds me of Nico’s ability to control dreams & find people in dreams, or of Hazel’s ability to share flashbacks and memories. And, y’know, their ability to SENSE people’s location if they’re in the underworld/risk of death. El’s belief that she’s a monster? SO Hades-child coded.

(Also btw remember that time Will talked about El using her powers to rig the games in vegas? Let’s just say the siblings have a lot of fun in the Lotus Casino. No i will not elaborate. Yet.)

Then we get Henry. Henry’s obsession with spiders got me pinning him as a demigod child of Arachne (likely with mist-manipulation skills), also a victim of Nero & Brenner’s parenting as “One”. Henry’s obsession with time sealed his fate as the guy trying to host Kronos & bring about the end of the world (not to mention his willingly merging with the mindflayer).

Now. Mike. Remember when I said Mike was… complicated? So, as a greek demigod, Mike is the child of Calliope. We all know Mike is a storyteller, and as such, I thought the muse of epics was a fitting parent for him. His love of DnD & storytelling & writing matches nicely. This version mike is in fact a musician (singer specifically) which, again, fits with calliope. Another child of calliope, orpheus, used his voice to pull his lover out of the underworld, which… I thought was a nice parallel. There are other reasons Calliope chose to be the mother of this particular child, though…

Because Mike wasn’t ALWAYS a child of Calliope in this universe.

Remember when I said this was set in the 80s? I lied… only a little bit. PART of it is set in the 80s… and part of it is set quite a few years later.

You see, before Mike was a son of Calliope, he was the son of Karen & Ted Wheeler. Before Mike was a Greek Demigod… he was a Roman Legacy.

Not that he remembers it, of course. But forgetfulness is par for the course when it comes to the Lethe, and if you want to be reincarnated, well. You have to pay the price.

OKAY i think i indulged my dramatic tendencies enough now ill elaborate. Basically, our story “starts” (sort of) in New Rome. The Hoppers, Byers, and Wheelers are all very old legacy families. (Exploring this au gave me the opportunity to worldbuild for New Rome which made me so happy I have so many new headcanons). I’ll give a brief breakdown of them (we’ll get to Jason, Chrissy, Patrick, Murray, etc. later).

The Byers:

Lonnie Byers is a Vulcan kid. Undecided if he’s a demigod or a legacy, but leaning towards demigod. (See: Lonnie’s car. I didn’t want to do some shit like make Lonnie a son of Bacchus & have that be an excuse for his alcoholism bc thats bs so I tried to look at what we actually KNOW ab Lonnie. This is what I came up with).

Joyce Byers is a MAJOR legacy. The thing about Camp Jupiter is, there are WAY more legacies than there are demigods. And because legacies have long family lines… you get New Rome families that have journeyed with New Rome/Camp Jupiter since Ancient Rome, since before that, even, families like Frank’s with a deep history. And you also get a lot of families/demigods/legacies intermingling, a lot of legacies related to multiple Roman gods because of this. Such is the case for Joyce Byers. She’s descended from the greek(ish? Don’t quote me on that, I’m not POSITIVE she can be considered greek though she’s in greek mythology) prophet Cassandra, blessed with foresight by Apollo but cursed (also by Apollo, who according to ToA cursed her because she rejected him) so that no one would believe her. This… is very Joyce. Joyce be spitting facts & the men in her life be calling her crazy but she’s like. Always right. Cassandra was said to have two twin sons, Teledamus and Pelops, who were murdered as children. In this au, one survived, and the Byers are descended from that one. On the godly side of things… Apollo decided he really liked Cassandra’s bloodline, I guess, because he had a kid with one of her son’s descendants at some point down the line (or HIS kid or his kid’s kid had a kid with one of her descendants), and so Joyce Byers has some Apollo genes in her. She’s also (potentially) related to Providentia, the minor Roman goddess of foresight, and Iris, the greek goddess of messages & rainbows, though I’m v v torn on that last one.

Jonathan Byers is related to all the godly people his parents are related to. Because Camp Jupiter was said to be so disconnected from the gods (we only really see Camp Jupiter post-Jason going missing, post-Percy making the gods promise to do better, during a time of crisis—and when we see it AFTER that policies have changed even MORE because of Jason. We never see Camp Jupiter in its disconnected from the gods era, but we know it had one from the books, so.) claiming, particularly for legacies, works a bit differently. When you know which gods you’re related to, because Camp Jupiter has records of your family line as a legacy, it’s less a matter of who-is-my-parent (singular) and more a matter of what-relative-likes-me-best (for legacies whose families have a history with New Rome). New Rome is much more comfortable with minor gods, and claiming is much less important. Or rather—it’s a polite lie that claiming aren’t important. They are. Still, you can have successful campers who know full well which gods they’re related to & yet are never claimed. In Jonathan’s case, he didn’t want to be claimed by Vulcan, because he didn’t want the connection to his father. He chose a deity his mother was descended from (Apollo, i think) & prayer to them, instead. Jonathan isn’t defined by his godly heritage—he continues to have a passion for photography. But Apollo is the god of truth & light, & Jonathan likes using photography to illuminate the truth about his subjects (see his rant to season one explaining to Nancy why he photographed her).

Will Byers is, as mentioned earlier, a Hades child. Hopefully, after reading all about his Roman legacy family, and learning that Will grew up in New Rome, and learning about the ban on Big Three kids in ‘73–two years after Will was born—you can see why this might be a problem. Will is the son of Joyce Byers. Joyce & Hades met when Joyce & Lonnie were on a break (it looked like they’d be getting divorced. Unfortunately, they got back together). When Will was born, it was safer to say he was Lonnie’s. Still, when Lonnie said shit like “That’s not my son”… she wondered how good she was at hiding it. (If will’s father had been anyone else, the Lares of new rome, the house ghosts/house gods, would’ve been gossping about his greekness like the gosspied about percy’s in SoN. As it is, Joyce hid Will by the skin of her teeth… and it didn’t last. More on that later.)

The Hoppers:

Hopper is a member of an old New Roman family. He’s related to Mercury, Mars, and Venus, among others.

Hopper’s daughter, Sara, had a mortal mother. When Sara got sick, Hopper brought Sara to New Rome in an attempt to treat her. Sara couldn’t be cured. (Maybe she didn’t have enough godly blood for ambrosia/nectar? I’m curious about toying with that—maybe that’s why New Rome uses unicorn draught more, bc of how many legacies can ONLY use that). Lupa eventually took Sara, as she takes all Roman descendants (whether demigod or legacy) to test them before they can be allowed to join Camp Jupiter. Remember, this is canon: Lupa eats the ones she deems too weak. Lupa eats Sara Hopper, and the talk in New Rome is what it always is when Lupa eats a child: Lupa knows best, it was for the good of us all, it was a kindness.

The Wheelers:

Ted is a legacy of Jupiter—a very, very distant legacy. Still, the connection to Jupiter & his family’s long history with New Rome garner Ted some respect. I haven’t decided if Jupiter claimed Ted (as his legacy, like Apollo did for Octavian) or not. Ted is also related to a minor god called Sancus—the god of honesty and vows, though more related to contracts, look it up its cool (think: friends don’t tell lies. Think: a promise is something you never, ever break). He’s probably also related to Mars & a few others, like Karen & Joyce & Hopper, because Old Families.

Karen is ALSO a member of a respected legacy family, known for being & claimed as a legacy of Venus.

Karen & Ted are a power couple

Nancy is related to all the gods her parents are related to, some of whom i haven’t listed. Nancy advances quickly in New Rome, though isn’t claimed. (The popular theory is that Jupiter and/or Mars are waiting for Nancy to impress them before claiming her). Nancy becomes a praetor, goes on a bunch of quests, is highly proficient in weaponry and as a leader/strategist/intellectual. (More to say on Nancy. A Lot more.)

Mike is also related to all the gods his parents are, just like Nancy, just like Holly. Essentially… Mike has big shoes to fill. And Mike, as he is (un-athletic, slow at running, bad at fighting, “frogface”) doesn’t fit the expectations for a legacy of Jupiter and Venus, for a Wheeler, for the brother of Nancy, for the son of Karen. Most expect that when Lupa summons him, she’ll eat him, and they talk about this openly and loudly around Mike. (See: Troy & James)

I have more lore, but i know i’ve rambled a lot already, so basically: these three families are at camp jupiter. As in canon, mike and will grew up together, and are best friends. The dodge taunts of “zombie boy” and “frogface” together, go to the elementary school in New Rome together, prepare for Camp jupiter together

(Btw, when Joyce & Hop joined Camp Jupiter, they 11, & were in the same cohort)

Then, when they’re 12, Lupa summons Will. Will’s worried. Mike thinks that’s ridiculous. Will’s the strongest person he knows, he’s great with a gun, he’s powerful—Lupa has no reason to reject him.

(Except for that he’s greek. Except for that he’s a son of Hades. Except for that he’s not supposed to be alive. Except for that THIS Big Three child isn’t a pawn in a goddess’ plan, THIS Big Three child isn’t the key to saving the world or Rome, THIS Big Three child isn’t coming to Lupa in years of conflict, or in the years after Percy Jackson got the gods to make Big Three Children legal again. THIS greek Big Three Child is simply a threat.

Not that Mike knows any of that. Even Will doesn’t know all of it before he meets Lupa—he just knows enough to stay hidden.)

Lupa tries to kill Will. Will, as a son of Hades, as a greek demigod, escapes into the Labyrinth. He encounters another demigod called Henry there, but… that’s a story for another day.

When Will doesn’t return, it is treated as par for the course, an acceptable loss. This infuriates Mike, who feels like… like he’s the only one who’s acting normal. Like he’s the only one who cares about Will. This plants the seed of resentment against the gods in Mike, the seed of anti-government leanings we see in canon (in mike and nancy and jonathan and joyce and hopper and—) (anarchist Mike Wheeler, Luke-was-right Mike Wheeler (not that luke exists in this universe but still)—& he starts Nancy down the pipeline, too.)

Joyce calls up Hopper, who she knows will understand having a child taken by Lupa. She’s sure her son is alive, that he’s reaching out to her (in her dreams, perhaps?). The labyrinth takes the place of the upsidedown in this au more or less. Jonathan leaves New Rome with Joyce & Hopper to try & find will. He tries to get nancy wheeler to care, reminding her that it’ll be her in his shoes soon, that everyone expects Lupa to eat Mike—but Nancy gets defensive & lets Jonathan leave. (She’ll regret that, later).

Mike eventually leaves, too. He stumbles upon a girl called eleven, on the run from her papa & Nero. She tells him that she’s a greek daughter of hades, in her season one way of speaking, and Mike outs together some clues about will, will’s power, and will’s heritage that he’d willfully ignored. They enter the labyrinth together, Mike and El. Mike gives El her nickname, tells her about will, tells her how they’re going to go back to new rome once they find him. El keeps mike from getting himself killed with his negative survival skills and utter lack of fighting prowess/athleticism.

Mike doesn’t find will. Mike never finds will, in fact. Not before he dies.

El does, though.

Hopper, Joyce, and Jonathan were able to find will in the labyrinth. Reunited, they make plans for will & jonathan to go to a place called Camp Half Blood, which will be better for greek demigod will (as long as he hides his father). (Jonathan is fine hiding his heritage; camp half blood is a bit of a culture shock for the byers, because of the emphasis of demigods & parentage & cabins-by parentage). I’m unclear on whether they find El in the labyrinth or in the casino itself; regardless, the clan meets el, learns of nero & the trimuvate’s plans, and ends up running into the lotus casino in an attempt to avoid the monsters tracking them down.

El & mike got split up in the maze. Nancy either brought mike home, or mike died. I think mike lived, though. He lived to 15. He lived to grow bitter towards the gods, to be claimed by his godly ancestor Sancus, to be summoned by Lupa. I can’t decide whether Lupa does kill Mike or not—kind of the whole point is that WE know Mike has value, but by Lupa’s standards, his life doesn’t, to show how insane it is to judge kids in this way. & to illuminate the flaws in camp jupiter, same as camp halfblood has its own. (Why a child army if you have adults????? Why eaten children when you can protect them?????).

That, or he jumped off a cliff at 12 in an attempt to save El. One of the two.

Nancy Wheeler lives to become praetor. She mourns Barb, taken by the dangerous lives demigods lead. She mourns Will Byers, pointlessly lost. She mourns her brother, who she didn’t do enough to protect. She tries to change the system from within, fails, wins more accolades, fails to change things, goes on more quests, and fails some more. Nancy’s violent edge that was so out of place in the canon universe, that was non-conformity, here allows her to conform and thrive. But, as in canon, Nancy grows to embrace non-conformity while retaining the aspects of herself that, while valued by general society, SHE enjoys/likes (her femininity, her intelligence, etc). She becomes a radical rather like Mike, and likely joins the Amazons. What I CAN’T decide is if she is blessed as a gift for a successful quest with eternal youth, for what an awful thing that is—most godly descendants never get to grow up, and Nancy’s reward for her efforts, for her blood and sweat and tears, is that SHE will never grow up either. But you can’t reject a gift from a god. Would be great if she could get something useful out of it, a way to change the system they’re stuck in, but…

She & Murray the faun bond over their bitterness.

Meanwhile, the Byers (Joyce Will El Hopper Jonathan) are trapped in the Lotus casino. Willel DO use their abilities to rig games. Willel also cry together when they sense mike die, their minds so foggy from the casino that they can barely understand what it is they’re sensing, why it is they’re crying. Eventually, decades after they first entered, they emerge from the casino in a new world, and resume their quest to camp half blood. (Not the 80s anymore).

Joyce & Hopper are perplexed that adults aren’t allowed in camp half blood, but. While jonathan enters with will and el (who was reluctant to go east, so close to nero), joyce and hopper begin their quest to take down nero (perhaps running into nancy wheeler or murray bauman or bob newby along the way).

Inside camp? Will & El & Jonathan hang in the Hermes cabin, Jonathan obviously (to Chiron) Roman, Will & El obviously powerful & dangerous. They make friends—Max from aphrodite, Dustin from hephaestus, Lucas from apollo, Argyle from Demeter…

And Mike, short for Michael. Son of Calliope, theater enthusiast, Hermes Cabin resident… and the reincarnation of Michael Wheeler, Roman Legacy.

Not that he remembers any of that, of course. Certainly not.

(On an unrelated note, he’s been having some incredibly vivid dreams lately—they feature the new kid, Will, but younger, more innocent, in a strange camp… They feature his sister El, but smaller, quieter, with a shaved head and a frantic edge, in a maze that never ends... )

(Calliope found the tragedy of it all romantic. Mike and Will are less inclined to agree.)

(I did not expect this to be this long jesus christ)

(But its written now ig)

Currently putting together all my thoughts about the pjogate guys... I will never know rest until I do the whole world building. I am obsessed, my mind will not know rest.

[centuriantalevevo]

EYO BOIS ITS HORNY HOURS CUZ I DON'T POST THAT SHIT NEARLY ENOUGH LMAO- I AM INDOCTRINATING ALL OF YOU INTO DARLING PET

NSFW

Including very heavy size kink, size difference, breeding, you name it we got it- unless it's weird- breeding? bOOM- feral? douBLE BOOM! Primal? HERE- size kink? Size difference? baM BAM! Exhibitionism? FUCK IT SEMI PUBLIC! Instinctual shit? WHY NOT??? YOU WANNA BE BRED BY ALL 4 OF THEM? BITCH AIGHT POLYAMORY LETS GO- we have knots, we have breeding kink, we have heights, we have jealousy, hell I can make you or the character a fucking yandere- we got cockwarming

Let's go bois

Sitting on Ray's cock while he just thinks of ideas for a novel... or actually writing one- (that sounds like Ike lmao- Ike but a snake, gg)

Cockwarming 11/10

Which way you're facing is up to you- I'd probably prefer facing forward however facing him and rest head on chest 👌👌👌👌

He's prolly the most patient actually-

But eventually perhaps he mAY give in and fuck you on the desk.

I literally have imagined- its breeding season for all of them- still with me? Perfection. It's breeding season for all of them- you casually walking through the hall and first getting yoinked into Ian's room, him proceeding to fuck your brains out- he tries to get you to stay but "I have to feed my cat dude..."

Luke is next, he yoinks you in- he's a bunny... this has GOTTA be good-

And it is lmao-

Breed like rabbits I guess

Same thing, he clings on for you to stay but once again you haven't even made it to the kitchen to feed your damn cat-

Sean grabs you, same thing all over again- OH! Do note Sean has you on doggy style, Ian... he just said random bullshit go lmao- he probably did a mix of doggy style, mating press, OH he may have had you in missionary idfk- Luke absolutely had you in... idfk what the position is called however its the position where the person on bottom is on their side with one leg up, usually over the others shoulder. I don't care to remember names of it.

He gets you to stay the longest only because he's especially stronger however you still weasel your way out- how dare you. Rude ass.

You make it to the kitchen HOWEVER COMMA you have a feeling someone is trailing you.... watching you. Who is the only person you hadn't seen yet? Hm....

You get to feed your cat finally and are getting some like... cereal... and you swear you can feel someone behind you without them even touching you.

"Ray I swear to god if it's you I WILL find a way to throw you." Silence

Then you turn around and despite expecting it, he still makes you jump. Right behind you with a small, maybe slightly dazed?? Smile. Every time.

"God dammit Ray" "Sorry, it's just funny to scare you like that. You've finally been able to identify it's me without even hearing me." "That's exactly HOW I know it's you. The others have some sort of audio que, you don't. No wonder you're a snake. They're quiet as hell- can you please make a hissing sound or something?"

Ray pretends to think and just shakes his head "that takes the fun away~"

Of course-

Yes he is canonically quiet as hell for absolutely no reason- he scares the MC everytime because of that lmao

Its great tho

Then he cages you between the counter

"Ray, not you too... I hoped you wouldn't..." "Well actually it took longer to kick in than everyone else." "With great wisdom comes great control I guess-"

I'm a meme lord leave me the fuck alone I will word shit the way a wish if you don't like IT DUXKING LEAVE- DICJW

ANYWAYS!

Of course him being the oldest out if everyone of course he's definitely got his kinks sorted

"We're in the kitchen!?" "Your point?" 🗿

He bends you over the kitchen counter and fucks you like it's the end of the world- how were you walking even after the first 3?? No clue, it was miraculous. You must feed the cat, obviously.

Oh but he fills you so well like everyone else.

He carries you back to his room and now you're stuck there because you're absolutely not escaping this mans. If he wants you there yOU STAY THERE- even if he's in the most vulnerable of states, when he's going through ecsidysis (I can't spell lmao) he will keep you in his room at all costs.

Okay bUT- Ray will also absolutely fuck you later too. Does he have a favorite position? No because he cannot choose, they're all good.

Okay that's a lie he does quiet like the mating press and doggy style- no I'm not projecting zIP!

He will hold you by your throat, with your back against him, and fuck into you as much as he likes. But it feels good so you don't complain lmao-

Who is into what?

Ian is likely into semi public stuff, hell he'll get brave enough to just fuck you in the like... make over room he stays in in-between shoots because he's a fucking model.

Sean? No, he prefers to keep it private. It typically stays in the bedroom HOWEVER, breeding season is the exception, at that point he'll fuck you anywhere as long as it's in the house.

Luke... He'd fuck you in the car bro. Or anywhere in the house... he may prefer his room cuz of the bed tho. Pampered boi needs to stay pampered okay? Soft for days.

Ray is the party bro- I'm cONVINCED. He's stated he's lived longer than everyone else in the group. Hell it was either Luke or Ian who called him grandpa lmao- his profile says "33(??)", so he's definitely had more life experience. That being said he's definitely into a lot more risky stuff. He's lived long enough, he was successful as Darcy, I don't think he gives a shit at this point- he'll fuck you in broad daylight bro. And no one will realize it. You could be in a damn restaurant sitting with his cock in you and no one would be the wiser. He's so calm. Also if you're like me and not stimulated as easily, that's finessed instantly.

At the movies? He'll absolutely touch you during that. I promise he'll get away with even having you sit on his cock bro.

Don't get me started on if we make him a Yandere, y'all already know he CAN AND WILL WIN THAT- so would Sean but because of totally different reasons.

Bro you know the museum he takes us to?? For the Darcy showing or whatever? He will absolutely fuck you there, TEST HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS I PROMISE-

At a park.

You name it, he can do it and will get away with it.

Bro he will have you cockwarm him on the couch, THE OTHER BOYS AROUND and it'd absolutely nothing to him. To be honest you probably wouldn't even need a blanket to cover lmao- yes the boys probably do know. Does he care? No. Should you care? Probably not.

Ray and Ian fantasies my beloved-

Oh you wanna talk Yandere for a minute?

Aight.

Luke, he's absolutely the manipulative psychopath. He will use his charm, his cuteness, his bunny like behavior and reel you in. Make you feel unafraid because he's JUST SO CUTE! HE'S AN IDOL!! He'll stalk you for a while and still seeming innocent... And then boom... suddenly you're locked in his room with no way out. You can't leave. You're not allowed to! Good luck escaping because his smell and hearing may not be as phenomenal as a cat or dogs.... he's small and can be ANYWHERE watching you waiting for the perfect second to strike. He can easily escape police if you send them after him because he's a bunny!

Ian... he sees you one day and decides he wants YOU. YOU ONLY. And if anyone looks at you they are GONE. And you can only look at him- he is a model after all. Why would you wanna look at someone else?? He will take you everywhere and flaunt you because you are his. But if anyone looks at you in a way he doesn't like... oh bitch- he can find their ass if he wanted to. Also good luck escaping, he's a Savanah cat, he has good hearing and sense of smell.

Sean will take you with strength alone, he doesn't need manipulation tactics fuck that. Just pick you up and walk home lmao- LIKE YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S FUCKING RIPPED???? He meets you at his coffee shop... and for some reason he thinks you're the one, you're perfect in every way. They always say you don't choose the animal, the animal chooses you. That's also true even if the animal is in human form. And unfortunately he has chosen you. You won't be escaping his grip. And if you escape the house somehow, you're gonna end up back where you started anyways because he's a dog..... he CAN AND WILL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN.

Ray... oh this is my favorite. He sees you... and decides you belong to him. He goes a different route. He befriends you in the library one day, and coincidentally he bumps into you at the Darcy museum thing... oh! I didn't know you liked this author! You let your guard down, he seems nice, he's relaxed, he always has a dreamy dazed type of look in his eyes, like he's not fully in reality but rather in his own world making stories while simultaneously being present. He's very charming and handsome. I mean when you think of a stalker you usually think of an ugly dude right??

Then he starts to toy with you- he likes to play with his prey, alright? He toys with you. He scares you without knowing it's him so you automatically go to him when you're afraid or feel as though you're being watched. He drives you into Stockholm syndrome subtly without even having kidnapped you. He leaves you gifts and eventually he outright hands the gifts to you. This isn't even the captured phase yet, either...

If you dare to realize what is happening, that's when he speeds up the process and swoops in and takes you forcefully- however he PREFERS to lure you in. He's a patient man, he could wait 2 years as long as it means a smooth capture and he has ensured you already rely on him. You're struggling with bills? Groceries? Oh, it's alright! I have plenty to spare, I'd be happy to pay them for you! He will be your sugar daddy bro you don't gotta ask. This dude is a successful author- once he lures you in, he gives you a sedative. Giving him time to lock the doors and keep you in his room.

Once in capture, you're stuck there. If you try and leave? That's impossible. He knows where EVERYONE is. He knows where you are especially. And if someone looks at you the wrong way... he knows where they live already. But why would you wanna leave? He spoils you!

he bought a big expensive ass house with that author money. Like bro imagine how many voicebanks he could buy me?! OR BETTER YET PRIMOS- I COULD GET C6 OF EVERY CHARACTER I EVER WANTED! You could get the outfits locked behind genesis crystals! You could get anything! You want pets? Here have all of them! Oh you want Vocaloids? Here! I bought every voicebank hou ever mentioned! They could be discontinued like Miriam and he still found a way! He's got contacts bro! You want horses? Aight here's your favorite horse breed! You shall live lavishly especially if you've been poor. If you grew up poor? You about to grow up RICH AS FUCK- the things you couldn't get as a kid? You have them now.

He might be the most tolerable solely because he spoils you with gifts, as you should. You tolerate the being imprisoned because of that lmao- all he asks for in return is love and affection! And by this points he's already manipulated you into trusting him again and loving him! And buying you gifts just makes you love him more! You were in no way a gold digger, no. He's doing this on his own volition. He thinks you deserve the world. You want Project DIVA ARCADE? He'll get that and suddenly you have your own damn SEGA arcade! He can get you every project diva game. A gamers dream- you can get all the Apex heirlooms! Especially your favorite characters!

He gives you the most freedom.

Luke keeps you in his room most of the time. He doesn't wanna take a chance so he doesn't let you roam the house.

You have a vague sense of freedom from Ian because he takes you with him to his photoshoots! However you are not to leave his side and you are to stay in view of him during his photoshoots.

Sean won't fucking let you leave. He may let you go to his Cafe with him, but if you wanna help out you're staying in the back. He can't risk losing you at all! He will check on you OFTEN.

Ray is the most lenient surprisingly. He lets you wander around the house and even in the yard! He's like 110% sure you're too far gone to even think about running away! Even if someone tried talking sense into you, it won't work. He's got you in a choke hold.

That's all I got rn lmao

[fearnedorym]

i don’t know how to explain it but i think orym is polyamorous. ik we have dead the husband lore but i’d be surprised if liam just gave us what he wrote and we’re sitting here with the spoilers like that can’t be the answer there has to be something else and he definitely lost someone in the attack on zephrah but i think he lost multiple people. what if dead husband and a dead wife too for fun? what if it’s dead spouses or partners? what if that’s not marriage and relationships work for the zephran guard idk i haven’t watched c1

i don’t have much to show for it but hear me out

so. we know several guards died, and orym speaks of them very highly. but he always puts emphasis on the multiple i.e. “the best people i knew” “several of ours”. he always ties them (multiple) back to himself, but he also uses the word ‘we’ a lot when he could just say ‘i’. his insistence on using ‘we’ makes me think it’s habitual for him to say it, like he’s used to being part of a collective rather than an individual. it’s very deliberate language. 

his grief and loss feels massive, too, like the ocean or the sky is just below the surface of him. not to say that losing one partner isn’t incredibly difficult, but i mean that he understands what a loss there was in his community and how many lives and people were affected, multiple families losing children and siblings. that alludes to the fact that multiple guards did died but idk y’all there’s something about the magnitude which orym holds all of this that makes me think he lost everyone he could’ve possibly turned to in wake of a partner dying, perhaps another partner

i don’t know much about zephran society but with the concept of things like the zeph’aeratam, that indicates to me a lot of time spent focused on the job. young guards could spend a lot of time together and end up in love, and then they stay on the job together until something tears them apart. this is a lot of word vomit but i swear to god there’s something there.

also meta wise, i think liam was robbed of two bisexual maelstroms and if travis gets to be a werewolf, liam finally gets his fantasy bisexual polyamory but of course with so much angst that orym can’t hold it all in his little body.

liam could also come in 2 or 3 or 25 episodes and stomp all over this because it is episode 12, but i think this theory has some legs and i, a polyamorous person, deserve this

[rainbowvamp]

9. love triangle

Oh love triangles. 

I’m going to be honest, I don’t understand traditional love triangles anymore. Once I was introduced to Polyamory as a concept, I just didn’t understand them, so… how about instead of writing about a love triangle, we write about a triad. 

Which triad? Oh which triad? There are so many to choose from! Merwaincelots, I’m saving something up for Merwaincelot week. I want to talk about Merwencelot. 

Gods I love Merwencelot. The three of them standing together before Lancelot’s little knight’s trial? It means everything to me! Their little interactions as Gwen is getting ready to make him a little knight’s outfit?! Lancelot asking Merlin if they’re together! I can’t stand it! I could burst with my love for this triad.

Ik, Arthur is supposed to be Gwen’s great love or whatever, but never once in my life have I cared about what is canon less than I do about Arthur’s canon. 

Gwen brushes on both Merlin and Lancelot canonically. Lancelot crushes on Gwen canonically. If you want a love triangle, how about Lancelot and Gwen are Together and pining for Merlin. How about Gwen and Lancelot sitting together and talking about how they got together, reminiscing a year or so later (nothing bad happened, Lancelot became a knight and never left Camelot), and Lancelot is like “yeah, lol, I thought you and Merlin were together when we first met, but when I asked he said no.” And Gwen is like “I only wish we had been together. Tbh, I still fancy him. Just a bit.” Because they have the secure sort of relationship where she can say that and Lancelot would not freak out about it because he’s a Genuinely Good Guy. 

And Lancelot’s like, “Actually, kind of same.” 

And then they have this little secret shared between them about how they both have a little crush on Merlin, and Merlin is absolutely oblivious. They start leaving him little gifts, and he things “aww, my friends are so nice.” And they’re like, “… yes. We are so nice.” And they do not correct him because they are his friends and they are nice.

And Merlin never develops feelings for them, because aro, but he does love them a whole lot, and so he just… moves in with them one day. “Are you sure I’m not imposing?” 

“No, never!” They both say, and they are so so so happy! Gwen and Lancelot are married at this point, obviously, and he’s their housemate/bestfriend/secret crush. What could go wrong? 

And nothing goes wrong, really. Merlin is happy to be so near his friends. He does magically openly in their home without fear of being walked in on at any point. He sleeps in a separate bed for a while and then the winter gets really really bad and Lancelot very gallantly offers to sleep in the middle of the bed so Merlin can share their warmth (as though this is any real hardship to him or his wife). 

Merlin gratefully accepts because warming spells only last while he is awake and it is freaking cold!

Merlin curls up with his back against Lancelot and when he starts snoring Gwen and Lancelot share one soft kiss because they’re just so glad that he is close to them.

They share the bed for a couple more nights through harsh winters and Lancelot wakes up with Merlin curled around him on the third morning. Gwen giggles about it and Lancelot and Merlin are both blushing, but it’s goodnatured embarrassment. It’s pretty clear that it’s not that big of a deal for Lancelot when they go about the morning and nothing has really changed except sometimes Lancelot smiles a little brighter and Merlin relaxes and doesn’t worry about it and goes to go do whatever he’s doing in th castle because at this point there’s no way he’s Arthur’s manservant, but I don’t care enough to come up with another thing for him to do. 

And Gwen and Lancelot gush about it and Gwen asks Lancelot if it was good, and he tells her it was just as nice as waking up with her in his arms! So cute! 

I know you’re thinking this doesn’t sound like a triad yet, but wait. Wait.

QPR. Queer platonic relationship. Merlin is like “when you guys have a kid, I call dibs on second dad.” And Merlin is really really really surprised when Lancelot and Gwen are both like “duh. What did you think you’d be?” 

It makes Merlin all glowey to think that his friends think he’s good enough to be a third parent to their maybe one day child. 

One time when Lancelot has to go off to battle or something, he asks Merlin, basically begs him, to look after Gwen if for any reason he can’t return. Merlin’s like “me? Are you sure?” And Lancelot gives him this look that he has obviously borrowed from Leon because it is very long suffering and says, “yes, you Merlin. You live in our house; you share our bed; who else would I trust with this?”

And Merlin kind of suddenly gets in. 

Oh, wow, okay, he’s kind of with them, but not with them. It’s complicated. He can see that it is very complicated. But it is a good complicated. He likes it.

They should have a conversation about it, but Lancelot is riding off to battle and so that’s probably not going to happen anytime soon. 

He and Gwen have an awkward hour or so before Merlin admits what’s bothering him and Gwen is like “Yeah, you’re just like an extension of us? We aren’t together, but… I mean, we sort of just fell into this really good thing and I know you don’t love us romantically, but you love us and you live with us and you’re a part of our family.”

Merlin promptly cries.

He hugs Gwen and he sleeps with his head on her shoulder.

Lancelot was right, because it just as nice as when Lancelot holds her. 

When Lancelot comes back from battle it is very late at night, Merlin and Gwen are already sleeping and it’s the whole “married man walks into his wife in another man’s arms” scenario, except he is so happy and when he starts to undress for bed Gwen wakes up and looks around a bit with half closed eyes and when she sees Lancelot she smiles and tells him just, “he’s ours.” And goes back to sleep.

Lancelot climbs in the bed beside Merlin instead of Gwen and holds them both.

Merlin wakes up in the night to complain that he’s hot and makes Lancelot go back to the middle. 

Lancelot climbs over him in high spirits and they all go back to sleep. 

The end. 

[tendousrabies]

Bear with me for this is gonna be long as h3ll but im gonna be listing my byf, dni, gender identity etc. here so y'all will know :) if there's anything in the dni that should be added please dm me! I wanna make this as much of a safe space as possible! Especially if its in the Race and Ethnicity Section, Im a non-jewish white person and ik im not as educated on this stuff so if you're Jewish And/Or POC and there's something im missing I'd love to know!

Im a Nonbinary Male who's a Bigender Demifluidflux Demiboy, who's always 50% male but is fluidflux between xenogenders. I'll put my pronoun page in my bio for y'all to see what i go by and stuff

BYF: I will probably post a lot of headcanons and stuff with occasional sh1tposting, if thats not the kinda thing you wanna see then this account isn't for you, i will probably say slurs i can reclaim, im a male gg stan (ik some ppl r uncomfy w that so I'm stating it here), also if you haven't noticed, i censor cuss words with numbers.

DISCOMFORTS (Things that aren't DNI, but i would like if you didn't mention): Korekiyo Shinjugi x Girls, Kaito Momota x Girls, TodoDeku, BakuDeku, KacChako, Oumeno

DNI (Thats specifically trans related): truscum/transmed, anti-mogai, anti-neopronouns, anti-xenogender, gender critical, terf/swerf, you use trans terms when you are cis (ex. gender envy)

DNI (LGBTQ+ related): anti hh/tt lesbian, anti nonbinary gay/lesbian, panphobe/biphobe/omniphobe/polyphobe, fetishize any lgbtq+ community, acephobe or arophobe, exclusionist, lgbt+ phobic, anti polyamory, superstraight supporter or id as superstraight, use stud/stem for yourself when you aren't a black lesbian

DNI (Ethnicity and Race related) : anti-semetic, nazi/white supremacist, racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, anti-blm, poc-fetishizer, colourist, appropriate cultures

DNI (Types of Accounts): ed/thinspo blog, ddlg/ageplay account, flop account

DNI (Other): Call yourself fujoshi/fudanshi if you aren't japanese, think fujoshi/fudanshi means fetishizer, call bl yaoi (whether ur a fujo or anti-fujo), pro-map/nomap/map, anti kin, pro ddlg/ageplay, anti sfw agere, trump supporter, biden supporter (biden settler and biden supporter are different, its okay to have preferred biden, just dont full on support him, he's a terrible person too), republican or capitalist, pro-life, anti-vaxx, anti-mask, proship/antianti, sexualize minors, use slurs you cannot reclaim, mock tone indicators or dont use them for people who need it, anti rarepair ship

DNI (Thats related to certain media): You ship Tenko from danganronpa with men, You headcanon chihiro as trans or support those headcanons, You ship Eremika (Eren and Mikasa from AOT), You ship TogaFuka (Togami and Toko from Danganronpa), you ship junko with anyone, You slander any of my comfort characters, kins, or ships (ill put them down at the end), ybc/yy stan, any apologist tbh

MY COMFORT CHARACTERS:

- Tendou Satori

- Keiji Shinogi

- Gin Ibushi

- Kaito Momota

- Kiibo

- TeruTeru Hanamura

- Hifumi Yamada

- Jimmy Valmer

- Reigen Araraka

- Cioccolata (JJBA)

- Gamzee Makara

- Tsukishima Kei

My Ships:

Shuichi Saihara x Kaito Momota

Sally x Travis

Kiibo x Miu Oruma

Kiyotaka Ishimaru x Mondo Oowada

Tanaka Ryuunosuke x Nishinoya Yuu

Ushijima Wakatoshi x Tendou Satori

Bokuto Kotaru x Kuroo Tetsurou

Tendou Satori x Goshiki Tsutomu

Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi

Kirishima Ejirou x Bakugou Katsuki

Josuke Higashitaka x Okuyasu Nijimura

Narancia Ghirga x Pannacotta Fugo

Gamzee Makara x Tavros Nitram

Leone Abbachio x Bruno Bucciarati

My Kins: Shinji Ikari, Crona, Mikan Tsumiki, Kazuichi Souda, Shuichi Saihara, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Chiaki Nanami, Ryoma Hoshi, TeruTeru Hanamura, Toko Fukawa, Hifumi Yamada, Chihiro Fujisaki, Kiibo, Miu Iruma, Gundham Tanaka, Himiko Yumeno, Nagito Komaeda, Fugo Pannacotta, Bruno Bucciarati, Doppio Vinegar, Foo Fighters (JJBA), Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Tweek Tweak, Mob (Mob Psycho 100), Gin Ibushi, Secco (JJBA), Jataro Kemuri, Inosuke Hashibira, Kaidou Shun, Yukako Yamagishi, Dipper Pines, Wirt (OTGW), Napstablook, Tamaki Amajiki, Kirishima Eijirou, Neil (Camp Camp), Tavros Nitram, Yamaguchi Tadashi

[gunpowder-tim]

Do go off about your hcs I am interested 👀

okay okay okay so

ianto is trans masc nb uses he mostly n they sometimes when hes feelin less masc n stuff and hes demi romantic & demi sexual and thats why he said the 'its not men its just him'

jacks gender is *shrugs* like thats what he does if people ask him, he doesnt care what pronouns or anything like that and like its partly cause hes from 51st century but also thats just jack

owen is bi like its not 'confirmed' in the show but he literally has sex w a dude in the first ep well its implied but whatever so no one can tell me hes straight, he kinda has a lil crush on ianto and also jack but he would never say anything 1 bc theyre together 2 hes a repressed asshole 3 its not really a like *proper* crush so hes over it, that doesnt mean he still doesnt stare at them sometimes bc boys pretty

now tosh im like hell yeah bi tosh but brain also says lesbian tosh her crush on owen comphet, mary should still be alive and b w tosh

gwen and owen talk about hot ppl together bc bi bonding

gwen trans bc i love her n i want her to be and her kid also trans bc of that mention in the dw special and shes like the best most supportive mum bc she understands trans stuff, granted its like not exactly the same bc gender stuff never is but gwen gets it, rhys is a bit clueless about it all but he knows gwen is doing good and hes v supportive and Will Fight the teachers and parents if they misgender his kid now ik gwen being pregnant dowsnt make sense if shes trans but torchwood fucky shit and thats why she never expected it bc trans

like okay no one is dead everything is good so

ianto is great w gwens kid bc trans stuff and he knows about the trans masc side of things and hes just a great support for gwen

whenever owen and rhys are together rhys relentlessly flirts w owen, why? 1 bc he thinks its funny 2 owen slept w gwen he can do what he wants 3 rhys maybe does think hes kinda cute and it makes owen blush the slightest bit which rhys takes pride in

and maybe gwen is like yknow id be okay if you wanted to like make out w owen or sth and rhys is like what ha nooo its uh its a joke i dont actually like him and gwen just gives him a look like really and rhys is like well maybe i do but i dont know gwen i dont want to make things weird between us or with him and gwen is like hey its your choice if you do but just know that id be okay w it and so rhys just considers it for a while and one day he ends up just kissing owen and its p cute bc owen gets super flustered like wha bu youre married!!! anyway owen ends up being friends w benefits w gwen and rhys bc polyamory rights like they dont like always have threesomes or never interact w each other when w owen its just healthy n good n fun

ianto and jack adopt and their kid is cute and ianto would do anything for them, their kid and gwens kid become friends and its adorable and like one day gwen and ianto are just watching as gwens kid sits there a book open, reading and like teaching to iantos kid who is sat next to them and now im soft

and maybe they all live together in a nice house quite big and always full of laughter, a rule did have to be made stating no sex in the communal areas after gwen walked in on jack and ianto one too many times, rhys stays at home and is the best dad ever and looks after jack n iantos kid a lot too, sometimes one or two of the members of the team will stay home too if the mission isnt too urgent so they can spend time w the kids and each other

tosh and ianto groan about men together bc whilst yes ianto is sort of a man and yes hes dating jack who is also sort of a man, he knows men suck and tosh is a lesbian and so yeah

mary doesnt live there with tosh but she comes over pretty often, the kids love her and she sometimes brings lil trinkets to show them, owen is a bit scared of her still and she always glares at him

theres a biiig comfy sofa w loads of blankets and pillows and sometimes they all just cuddle together there, if one of them had a bad day or just any reason really, like ianto, if hes thinking of lisa or his dad or any other variety of hings that make him sad or panic, he goes nonverbal and just goes n curls up in the middle of the sofa and the others will notice and slowly all join him, they dont talk about it, they dont push anything, they just give comfort in the form of physical affection and if someone needs to talk they mnow that theyre all here for them

[stellarune]

ik i did this as a joke in the begining but have some Elixir Bfs headcanons.

elwin feels absolutely terrible ab liking kesler since he *knows* how good juline and him are for each other, and he doesnt want his feelings to ever get in the way of kesler and his friendship.

kesler also happens to like elwin a lot too, and he feels a little bit guilty, but he and juline talk it over bc they are responsible adults confident in their relationship and he knows better than to think shell be too mad at him for that when she stuck by him through a bad match

and she isnt mad at him ! she isnt blind and shed realized her husband likes elwin a while ago, and she also know neither of them did anything ab it

they have a mature convo ab ut when she's just like "yeah ik you love me, i trust you, and as long as we have good communication im not opposed to you dating him either"

and its a relief for kesler even though he wouldnt have done anything ab it if she hadnt said she was fine with it.

(once again, their mariage is awesome, and i stan healthy polyamory)

and so kesler starts panicking for a while other reason,that could be easily summarized by "what if he doesnt like me, wait what if hes straight ??"

eventually though juline sets them up, kesler confesses and elwin panicks bc "guys i dont want to put a strain on your relationship and stuff"

and after juline told him and promised a million tiimes she was cool with it,kesler gets a bf.

anyways juline and elwin are also bffs and they love eachotjer very much

and kesler and elwin are adorable

dex, the tripltes AND edalkne alk give elwin the shovel talk, qnd keefe gives kesler his