#ignore me lmaooo

[lastoneout]

Okay so the reason Laventon is willing to drop everything to help Ingo walk across Sinnoh to figure out who he is(aside ofc from being a recklessly good person who likes making friends and helping people) is bcs he's got that Hisuian sneasel egg, and you know what's a great way to hatch pokemon eggs? Walking around.

Cyllene ofc comes bcs she is also a good person and likes helping people even if she doesn't show it, and also also bcs she knows if she lets Ingo and Laventon go by themselves they're going to get killed. (She is mistaken in thinking her going along will change this, none of them have the braincell, the game was rigged from the start, ect.)

BUT ALSO LISTEN OKAY we can take this in a HILARIOUS direction. Usually, the trainers who walk across regions are young. Under 16 for sure. And kids have stamina and energy and can sleep anywhere and push themselves pretty far without dying. Ingo, Laventon, and Cyllene are like at least 30. They are TIRED. Their legs HURT. Achy BACKS! Fuckin' going to bed at 9pm! Camping? Oh, they are complaining about sleeping on the ground. Up with the sun? Cyllene maybe. Lav is "awake". Ingo is...not. They are going to poke-verse starbucks before anything else.

And I mean in PLA Cyllene and Lav probably have a lot of stamina bcs field work and such, but this is the modern day. Laventon works at a university. Cyllene exercises but she has a desk job. Ingo's probably the fittest out of all of them on account of the battling but like, walking across the country? No. These bitches are Tired Ass Adults. It's been years since any of them did anything CLOSE to this.

Like pls my nearly 28 y/o ass wants to feel represented by some useless exhausted adults slowly dying as they go on an impromptu hike across half the country. Bonus points if at one point Dawn, Lucas, and Barry show up and are like "this is fun! why are you all so tired! we love camping!" to which the other three just stare off into the distance with bags under their eyes having an internal crisis as they realize they're old now.

[bloos-bloo]

Guys my bishop designs are so simple yet cute and I’m just like AGAGAHHANSBDB- I SEE ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS AND I LOVE THEM BUT MY SIMPLICITY ALWAYS WINNSSS

[nonymous06]

I'm restraining myself sp hard to not go on a whole rant abt boats

My knowledge is mostly surface level but goddam there's like only 3 channels I've been watching recently and they all talk abt boats

[ylove-bandaesthetics]

I’m seriously craving Harley Quinn’s perfect egg sandwhich! 🤤🥚

[angel-mutt]

i am soooo fucked in the head LMAO like there is actually something wrong with me that i do not know and i cant stand not knowing. i need help. i need to get help fron someone but my mum wont get me a therapist. she cant afford both of us to have therapy so i just dont get any help LOL someone buy me some xanax off the dark web idc if its laced with fent i'd just like to feel a little normal for once? LMAO

[cyborgknight]

Your post war megop au has me in shambles please let them adopt me

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*

Me: ...Perfect modernization.

wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better

bonus:

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

My heart wished to stay here, because it gave me a reason to live ♡

Fukuzawa + The Founding Trio

[biblically-accurate-dca]

@vanweek2024 day 6 - spare

vanny goes bowling !

[kg-clark-inthedark]

I open up my wallet,

And it’s full of blood.

(text used is lyrics from The Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You! Black Emperor)

[elliebell77]

i am so stupid

if u make headcanons about your own character is it just a. canon.

[teaghouls]

Holy smokes

[buwheal]

I'm sorry, Spamton. I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry we hurt you.

[jebiknights]

Quinlan's backstory (which is mostly legends canon but I don't think we've gotten much new canon backstory for him) is complicated, and we don't really know how much time he spent in the temple or not and since he doesn't have a new canon backstory I sort of get why he kinda just gets shuffled into Obi-Wans creche clan - HOWEVER

I think there should be more fics of baby Quinlan being forcefully adopted by Obi-Wan and Bant and everyone. They're all still initiates, and Quinlan despite being under the age of 10 is already a Padawan!! Which means he doesn't really need a creche clan, Tholme has been handling all of his education, but he probably takes some initiate classes when on Coruscant. Just them seeing this too young Padawan and being like.... New crechemate let's fucking go! Baby Quinlan would not know how to handle it.

Like not only just so he has connections on Coruscant and friends, I'm also just imagining the trouble they'd talk him into. Sneaking him into the creche for a sleepover. Making sure he knows all the best secret passages in the Temple. Convincing him to use his psychometry to get gossip on their rivals.

Like Quinlan naturally was a bit of a trouble maker, but he doesn't often have accomplices hyping him up and digging the hole deeper with him. Doubly funny because like, Obi-Wan was a pretty rambunctious pre-teen and his other initiate friends were also pretty silly and fun. I just think we're missing opportunities not having more fun with Quinlan's Legends backstory wrt his friendships and relationships within the Order.

[l3viat8an]

Teasing streamer!levi while he’s streaming by sitting in his lap wearing a short skirt and rubbing against him and giving him little kisses on his cheek and all down his neck. He’d definitely start to get jealous of all the comments saying how cute you are and he’d have to pause the stream from a mixture of jealousy and frustration from all your teasing to pound into you. When he unpauses the stream you’re on his lap again but nobody (unless you’re asmo lmao or are paying attention carefully) can tell you’re cockwarming him -🦇

Nsfw

Okay sooo I love streamer Levi- and this sounds like a dream~

CW: cockwarming and you two are doing it on stream so exhibition (?)

“W-wha?!... Hey!- you- this isn't the right time... arghh...” Levi’s face turns red and his mind starts getting fuzzy. The same way it always does when you kiss him-

He tries to keep playing, just keep his eyes on the game…..but he can’t focus, it’s not working.

Not when you’re sitting in his lap facing him and your lips trail down his neck nipping and sucking at any exposed sink you can reach. Not when you roll your hips against his and he lets out a needy whine-

And the comments too, endless teasing and joking at Levi’s expense. A few more are directed at you. Comments ranging from how cute and sweet you are to give him so much attention to comments on how Levi must be neglecting you if you’re acting like this on his stream….quicker then he’d like to admit

Levi has to pauses his stream. “R-really player 2??! You're teasing me while i'm streaming?! And right in front of all my viewers too!?! Did you see what they were saying???” Levi tries to sound frustrated but really he’s just a little embarrassed-

You pull back enough to look Levi on the eyes “No I didn’t, I was looking at you because you’re so cute when you’re jealous~” your tone is teasing and you shift again, rutting your hips against his -very obvious- hard-on.

Levi’s face turns even redder and he whines louder, “….that's not f-fair... you know i'm weak to you... i-i can't... Don't-“ despite his works Levi’s breathing harder, pulling you closer, “F-fine... you can mess around and flirt... but only in private, you hear me? My viewers don't need to see you- us like this...” you grin and kiss his lips, moaning when he kisses you back just as eagerly.

And Levi whines when you pull away….but before you can make a move or ask for more Levi beats you to it, “I-I want you to cockwarm me until the stream is over!! Then we can….then I’ll give you all my attention.”

You must’ve looked shocked and Levi can’t actually meet your eyes. But you want to make sure he means that, “Really??” he nods trying to shift you around in his lap and you move with him. Lifting yourself off his lap, giving Levi enough room to tug his pants down.

Gently sliding his cock into you Levi moans feeling your walls wrap around him so snugly.

You roll your hips against his getting comfortable before Levi grabs your waist holding you still and asking, “Ready?” you nod, relaxing in his lap and smiling at his camera as he turns it back on “S-sorry for the break guys…we’re back!”

[turnipoddity]

turnip

yes dear?