#ignore me I’m so embarrassed

[mymelodyisme]

*covers face* oh this is not normal I should not be so embarrassed 😭

[francy-sketches]

Made a little crochet joffrey now he lives in my bookshelf ❤️

[s0undsinmyhead]

If I see one more “they’re platonic soulmates 🥹🥰” comment on a tagged Caryl post I’m gonna go Carol on these mfs.

If you don’t ship it move on. Creeps. Only thing worse is when they follow up with “she’s like his mother. They have a mother-son relationship.” Wtf show are you watching?! They’re the same age??? Carol has adopted many children. None of them were a middle aged man named Daryl who she flirts with a dreams about being married too.

[rradical]

my one and only sad contribution to transformers one

[here-comes-the-moose]

I feel like Crosshair and I would have the same style of acting if we liked someone. Nothing special we’re just standing there silently BUT we have a slightly less pissed off expression. We might occasionally speak to them and share one of our interests if we REALLY like them. We then proceed to wonder why our crush on them wasn’t obvious to them.

[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Also full offence to Phillip Buckley but I hope his entire head explodes when his son dares to bring a male date to his daughter’s wedding.

[hana-bobo-finch]

I’m shadowing at the vet clinic in 2 days and I’m clearly not nervous at all because I definitely didn’t have a long winding, distressing dream in which the veterinarian made me play a game in which leif had to throw food at people and maki kicked his ass so bad that leif fucking died but don’t worry because the vet was there and he has magic healing powers and he brought leif back to life but he made sure to mention for some reason that leif doesn’t have chlorophyll because he’s not a plant

[ciderjacks]

disabled feeling of having to ask for accommodations but feeling more and more like a little bitch because I keep having to explain that I Can’t Do The Thing and it just starts sounding like I’m making excuses

[mostlykind]

what is it with me developing silly crushes on people who are mean to me 😐😐😐😐

[beach-bear-enjoyer]

sorry for being weird i’m okay now

[calamitydaze]

long tag ramble below u have been warned

[hedonists]

online l*ftists be like: I'm better than you, I’m not ACTIVELY voting for a dem, I’m just PASSIVELY letting the even worse option win!!! Hope you feel bad for trying to prevent that from happening!!! When the country's burning I'll be here to remind you how much you fucking suck, you should’ve just stayed home and done nothing like I did!! Wah wah.

[dix-rose]

not to sound like a fucking Karen but I want to send the nastiest email in the history of the universe to my college. I want it to be so nasty it has me typing like this at thirty miles an hour

[lifeofcynch]

it really is a weird feeling when you’ve had a specific opinion for like years and only recently start to be like ‘hm is this worth it? is this really the hill i want to die on?’

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

good lord my brain is running laps and i just wanna knock it out and get some goddamn sleep