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Sorry if this is an invasive question, but have you read any specific fics and/or would be comfortable sharing which?
I don’t have an ao3 account so I don’t have a way to keep track of what I have read. But it’s really not that many. Probably like 10-15 in total.
Not really the person to ask for refs as ive barely read any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#I pretty much only read em if it was posted by someone I’m following on tumblr#it’s gotta be peer reviewed by either someone recommending it or from someone I already trust has taste#I just don’t have the time or energy to read stuff at random#that doesn’t mean you can’t send me a suggestion but I can’t promise that I’ll get to it#also you guys can message me my dms should be open#if you’d rather do that#I am terrible at responding tho SORRY…#anyway.. if you want to make a rec but are worried about the content#I’ve been online since I was 4 there’s not much out there that could shock me at this point tbh#<- actually I might as well mention?? if anyone. hasn’t bothered to check my main yet. im 23.#alright who is still reading this far uhhh I need to say something uhhhhhhh what can I say#quick say something#UHHHH#[redacted]#non voice post#asks#ask
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“Eddie tells Tommy first” “Eddie tells Maddie first” Eddie tells Josh because Josh is the only gay person he knows that won’t immediately blab to someone who’ll blab to someone who will blab to Buck.
#Josh: ok but how do you know I won’t tell Maddie?#Eddie: because you’d much rather hold this over me#Josh: fuck you’re right… fine deal but you have to bring me snacks once a week until you get the guts to tell Buck#Eddie: fuck you. deal.#Josh Russo#Eddie Diaz#buddie#911 abc
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#What to do if You’re Trapped in a Conversation You’d Rather Not Have#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice
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tb to when stan finally had enough of kyle’s selfish ass lol
#imagine being so selfish that you’d rather harvest pretend crops on a stupid boring FB game (srsly farmville was never even fun lol)#than save your best friend’s life when he gets virtually sucked into a computer#srsly this is like the most immature shit i’ve seen in my entire life i can’t believe ya’ll say kyle is the most mature one 😩#that’s actually a rant i’ve wanted to do for a while about how kyle is obviously not the most mature one lol#i swear like he deadass only helps stan after stan starts destroying his crops#sorry the video is all out of sync or whatever like my screen recordings on my phone have been doing that lately and idk how to fix it lol#if anyone does know how lmk bc i suck at technology#south park#kyman
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Warriors musical concept got me excited until I heard “✨except this time they’re women✨”
And I’m not mad in a sexist way more a ‘why the fuck’ way and a whole— not taking into account the context of place and time etc. as there’s already a pretty compelling story there and a lot of good social issues but noooo
#people have made it so hard to complain about this sort of thing without it making you come across as some anti woke person#I’m not I just care about story and context and think it’s stupid and cheap you’d rather overhaul an existing thing than make a original one#as they never fully go through the implications when doing that sort of thing either like a LOT more would change than pronouns etc#Jenna Ortega said it I believe about women getting ‘seconds’ and a gender bent character instead of their own thing#musicals#musical theater#the warriors#the warriors 1979
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like people will argue about the foreshadowing in ddlc all day but even after sayori admits her depression it just seems like the game is gonna deal with heavy topics, a tiny bit out of nowhere but is designed to make the player think “oh this is what the easily disturbed thing meant!”. the game does not reveal it’s a horror game until you see sayori’s body.
#the Mage rambles#so if you really wanted that netflix show to be like ddlc you do have to make a teen drama for the first few eps#and only reveal the horror once you’ve made your audience comfortable#but i’d argue you’d need a weekly release otherwise it’s like. okay.#(spoilers for scott pilgrim takes off)#y’know scott pilgrim takes off? that one animated scott pilgrim show on netflix?#y’know how the first episode is basically almost beat for beat the movie until the end of ep 1#and how that’s a HUGE spoiler bc it affects the rest of the show?#if it’s not weekly i feel like you’ll get that scott pilgrim effect where everyone knows scott dies in the first episode#and that the show is about ramona#and that’ll be the ONLY thing it’s known for rather than being a netflix teen drama
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i hardly ever mention Glad for some reason. you. you know the one. the cousin. the mouthless one. bellona’s cousin that I have probably only mentioned once but she does actually do stuff in the plot. yknow. i only have concept sketches of her but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#pdbc#yeagh this is not good quality but whatever hashtag yolo#isnea. have I mentioned isnea by name. it’s the previously unnamed desert region that bellonas from#I only have that very poor visual representation of it but it is basically encased in a giant stone slab. only a small opening at the top#so you’d better have aircraft or something cause otherwise you’re trapped there#i love isnea…..everyone there lives under a rock literally and figuratively#I should make a longer post about it sometime. it doesn’t have much lore tbh but I like desert environments#glad my beloved I need to talk more about her she’s awesome. at least I think so#actually I just need to talk about Bellona’s family more in general. she does in fact have one and it’s one of the few somewhat stable ones#glad is her cousin obviously but she also has an older brother who’s older by like. a lot. like 20 years#so she doesn’t really know him at all and he doesn’t know her. alas. he’s tried to reach out but how do you even start that conversation#especially after she went through The Horrors#like heyyyyyyy sis I know u just almost died in a fire and I was never really told until now but wanna go have lunch or something#but her brother has a granddaughter who is Minerva. who is domitone’s friend also also one of the people tryna kill finch#hatred for the gourd father runs in the family 🥰🥰#and Minerva has a second cousin named din. and din. heh. well. he just kinda doesn’t do anything#glad kinda goes through the horrors too tbh she was chillin for the first like 55 years of her life#but then Whoops looks like bellona died and nobody really told her until Minerva brought it up in passing#and she’s also stuck with a haunted key. did I ever mention the haunted key.#probably not! but Glad is stuck with a haunted key and she HATES IT SO SO MUCH#ALSO 🫵🫵🫵BECAUSE SHE HAS NO MOUTH SHE COMMUNICATES VIA SIGN LANGUAGE#traditional isnean sign language to be more specific. ISL tends to come across as rather blunt and doesn’t have much nuance to it—#—which is why bellona comes across as rude most of the time. aside from the fact she is just plain rude#like wdym I shouldn’t tell people to go away right now or else. that’s what my cousin always said when she needed space.#please please please on my hands and knees begging can we have some underweight characters who actually have the effects of being so#i will have to do it myself I fear. here you go Glad have some severe weakness and all that funny stuff. good luck carrying heavy objects#(IM NOT MAKING FUN OF UNDERWEIGHT PPL SHUISUHUHIS I’M UNDERWEIGHT MYSELF I’M SICK OF IT BEING SEEN AS ATTRACTIVE)#also glad likes to blow stuff up. she really shouldn’t bc she’s already partially deaf but oooo funny explosions I should go near it#no little isnean girl don’t do that without ear protection!!!#i could ramble about all this for hours oooughggj I’ll spare you and just shut up now
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the mephone’s confuse me a wee bit (like dose cobs sell the public actual meeple? Or just the inanimate phones? Does the public know that he makes the meeple? Because if they don’t can you imagine mephone meeting anyone outside the show or audience?
“Dude your telling me the meeple ceo was making sentient robots and DIDNT try and sell me one?” It could be like Detroit becomes human or something
I feel like the public might know considering cobs didn’t seem too upset about mephone just broadcasting his existence to everyone
also what’s the point of continuing to make the sentient mephone’s (the me tags) if he, one didn’t have any more shimmers and two, wasn’t using them to get mephone? Or selling them to the public. Like at a certain point it just feels like cobs was just throwing money away on these guys for no reason.
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#iirc I swear to the lords that I think during the cobs twitter takeover???#that he said something like. the inanimate phones are for sale whilst the living ones are for show#so i’d assume that he like. shows them off to the public#but the thought of people seeing mephone and not. seeing him as a person#and rather just. a product that ‘man I wish I had!!!’#it. ouuugh it hurts. it huuurts#and yeah the metags are silly to me too#I get theyre meant to be helpers?? guards??? something along those lines#but to me they are just bugs… buges even….#I bring this up a lot but if you’ve seen some of 2g’s older asks#you’d know that the metags can’t even. do the one thing their real life counterpart does. purposeless little buges…..#it’s wonderful!!!#but still ough. the thought of people not seeing mephone as the LIVING GUY that he is… owwww ow ow#inanimate insanity#ii steve cobs#ii mephone4#ii metag#ii meeple#meeple confession#the queue-ture is so yesterday
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dan and phil’s tour has started! i’ll be tagging everything tour-related with
“dnp” “terrible influence tour”
and any show spoilers with
“tit spoilers”
please filter/blacklist accordingly!
#dnp#terrible influence tour#tit spoilers#my general tag for them is dnp if you’d rather not see it at all!#i do waterfall reblogging so i wouldn’t blame you at all LOL
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some things need to just be said in a diary or something but idc i love talking about that old man. like every so often i feel the inane urge to just ramble on and on about that old man on here and it’s so detrimental to my sanity and the way the good folks on tumblr see me. but just thinking about him sends me into the whole parasocial spiral. pls…i would have treated that old man so good. it’s so weird i just want to give all my love to that man because he truly deserved so much better than what he had for SOOOO long. im glad he’s in a much better place with ppl who actually care about him…but he deserved that in the first place. i wish he didn’t have to go through all that for so long. not to be a pick me or criminally insane about someone i don’t know but… i would have treated my parasocial boyfriend ten times better than she who shall not be named and she who shall not be named the second. oh and maybe even the thing. yeah ok now i am just insane but i just have the innate urge to treat that old man with respect and love and care. wanna just hug him until all the terror and pain and agony he’s faced in his life just slowly dissipates. it’s not enough for me to hope he feels all the love in the world, i need to explicitly give it to him myself. he’s like a cat i need to knit a sweater for to show my appreciation for him.
…ok, it’s very apparent that im extremely mentally ill about some random dude ive never met before. idc anymore…why do you think ive made this blog for? its not cute here, but im sure everyone’s already figured that one out.
#mötley crüe#mick mars#idk look at how pathetic he looks…you’d want to take care of him too if you were as deranged as me#my feminism flys out the window when i look at him#all of a sudden i wanna cook meals for him; tuck him in at night; listen to his every word and make all his dreams come true#i would never do this for another person and i would rather be alone than in company#but when it comes to mick i would drop everything to have even a minute with him#like…that’s mentally deranged but it makes me feel better so idk#like i’ll have a bad day and then i’ll just think about getting to hold that emotionally repressed bastard#all of a sudden my days better wtf#someone help a girl out this can’t be normal#(ofc it’s not normal tfs wrong with you lily??)
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#What to do if Ghosts of Long-Deceased Relatives With Whom You’d Really Rather Not Visit Appear#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#ghost#ghosts#hauntings#haunted#unreality
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Imagine a big, macho guy like this thinking he’s got a chance with you, shamelessly flirting with you in front of Kiryu and telling you to come with him if you want a real man— but of course you’d pick Kiryu every single time and he fucks you in front of him.
#sorry for some reason I’m on the Kiryu exhibitionist kink agenda today#but I feel like he fucking wouldddddd#sigh#kiryu thirst#jo thirsts#thirst posts#like ‘what do you think pretty girl you think you’d rather have his cock or mine?’#and he gets off on your answer every time#‘See— she doesn’t seem very interested in you to me…’#‘maybe you’re not quite as popular with the ladies as you think’#wind breaker thirst
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I hope you heal from the things you don’t talk about. I hope you heal from the things that you do talk about, but others don’t listen to. I hope you heal from the things that only a few people understand the whole story behind, and you don’t feel like explaining them to people again and again
#Whenever I see venty vague posts come across my dash I’m curious. That is natural#But I’d rather not ask about it. Because it’s not my business#All I’d like to do is offer the opportunity to talk. And tell you that I hope you’re okay#It’s your business not mine. I don’t have to be informed on everything all of the time#I trust you to tell me about it if you’d really like to because that is your decision to make#Nobody owes me an explanation. That’s okay I think
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i absolutely cannot believe the amount of people (majority white liberals) thinking they are any better than bigots (and fascists) by harassing and targeting their neighbors of color who did not vote for harris. how the fuck does that make you any better than the people you oppose. it makes my stomach actually hurt that people are so stupid and so cruel. fuck you, and i mean that loudly, louder than i’ve ever said it in my life!!!!!
#and if you think that’s an agreeable and funny thing to do fuck you too#like the idea that instead of understanding and attempting to empathize with people who are also scared and trying to teach them how to—#oppose their oppressor. you’d rather let them die on YOUR terms and not the party who platform on it#how does that make sense. you are helping the people you hate target those communities. so sick in the head
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Low key wanna make a Hazbin Hotel OC that’s just a little indestructible gremlin cat of a demon that is LITERALLY incapable of dying, so she just goes around trolling overlords because what are they gonna do?? Kill her?? Yeah you can try buddy, but she’ll just shake it off and go RIGHT back to doing fortnite dances and making bad puns.
#because she’s basically immortal overlords have been trying to make deals with her for AGES#but she enjoys being a little shit so much that offers to buy her soul are met with ‘lol no’#if you want her to go bother someone in particular tho she’ll do it for the price of food#she’s like a mercenary#except instead of being paid money to kill people she gets paid goldfish crackers to follow someone while playing a tuba#tbh she COULD be an overlord if she really wanted to#but it sounds like too much work being in charge of so many souls#vox be look at her like: ‘so lemme get this straight…You’re LITERALLY unkillable yet you’d rather be a nuisance than become an overlord??’#and she’s like: ‘yes exactly! why would i want responsibility when i can go piss people off without repercussions?’#and follows it up with she’ll go bother anyone of his choosing if he gives her food#vox pays her a dump truck size load of cheetos to go annoy alastor lmfaoooo#shitpost#hazbin hotel
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I will finish this mad scientist piece even if it’s shit I will finish this mad scientist piece even if it’s shit I will —
#I rly am sorry to anyone who finds these posts annoying — I do also post on insta and blsky without the emotional commentary if you’d rather#lmao#fuck this spring mania man fr
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