#ii metag

[lunisolarity19]

Curiosity

[slasherscrews]

this is cringe but I don’t give a gaf so au where cobs built a robotic body for himself to transfer his consciousness into in the even that he loses and dies (which he did)

[thegreatestmephoneever]

*hands you a box of explosives* go crazy

[beepject]

that ballpoint pen working for cobs hc except gel pen exists

[plaskylar]

[ii-meeple-confessions]

THE METAGS IS A GOOD POINT!!!! I love speculating on silly little things like what time ii takes place in... ambiguous time between 2018 and 2022 how lovely!!! I will make this an actual confession though since I'm on the topic of metags:

I love them. I love them so so much. They're so stupid. Why are they alive. How do they see things. What is wrong with them... Beautiful little beasts. Actually, on the note of how they see things, I wonder if they don't see visually but instead use some kind of app to scan the Meeple facilities. Kind of like echolocation if your echolocation is a visible map to you. Maybe they have a "Find Me App" instead of a "Find My App".... On that note, I think it's interesting that they're used as Guards of all things. I feel like they'd be more useful as spies, being able to keep track of meeple devices.

....On that note, I just realized, the Find My App was released on iOS 13 September 2019... The latest Mephone, the Mephone X is originally shipped with iOS 11 BUT CAN run iOS 13. Thus, the latest Mephone that CAN run iOS 13 is the Mephone6S.

The only PROBLEM with this is that we've been shown downgrading/upgrading iOS's (meOS's in this case...) changes the personality and software OF the Meeple. So, none of the Mephones can update to iOS 13, because it'd literally wipe out their very being.

GOOD JOB COBS, YOUR METAGS CANT EVEN SERVE THEIR ORIGINAL PURPOSE????? ?????????????????? The Find My App has no use these phones CANT BE TRACKED?????? this is genuinely so funny to me -2G Anon

GEHEHEHEHE I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT OHH MY GOD. just purposeless little bugs roaming around meeple hq… what guys… I wanna hold one in the palm of my hand

[plasky]

Random hcs about metag(s) because I'm bored:

- Cobs started to create them after/around Hatching the Plan and or midway/late S3

- There's like at least 10 of them and they work as meeples personal guards after the last few mephones failed by literally being touched and dying immediately

- They also just perform tasks around meeple headquarters which has led to multiple people getting fired because cobs is greedy and doesn't like paying his employees

- I would imagine they would be like mepad in the sort of way where they lack/have lesser emotions, and go with logic, programming, and what they're taught rather than following what would be considered "right" in a sense. (Basically they follow what's right to them)

- ALSO because of that I would imagine in the right conditions a metag could side against Cobs (or really anyone) if raised in a holistically different environment

- They often stay in numbers as to not immediately get their crap rocked from being like 3ft tall (think of like the rubies from Steven Universe they rely in numbers)

[panvnsleake]

metag ❤️ i love you metag ❤️ they could never make me hate you metag ❤️

[gabyoficial3]

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE CHRONOLOGY OF INANIMATE INSANITY A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉A҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉U҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉R҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉G҉

[iiposblog]

Metags r so underatted I love metags they’re so silly billy . Little guys I love them i love metags❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️goobers

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[adamk201]

METAGMETAGMETAG EMTAG MEATG METAG METAM GEYAM METAG METAG MY WIFE MY WIFFFEEE

LOOOOOKK LOOK LOOK LOOK AT HER RIGHT NOOOWW

loose mode goes hard

[lunisolarity19]

[applesauce322]

im gonna post the other things i did while being radio silent for a while

mepad and a request of those metags from a friend

[osc-plurals-confessions]

how do i explain to people that im literally a metag.. like im not making this up either im the one who dragged suitcase around (i found it a little funny))

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Well just say "I happen to be a flat frisbee tag in my spare time but you guys just never actually knew". That's bound to be a conversation starter.

[nasty-osc-confessions]

hi guys its me asexual 🥞. its fun to read what people confess here ! i am here because my thoughts are too freaky for oscc...however i cant really get that freaky so im stuck in this weird middle ground... SPEAKING OF MIDDLE!

i have said this in ii-freaky-confessions but i will say it again. i need mephone 1/2g and mephone 3g to sandwich me...ough...and uh...mephonex light shocking. tingly and warm yaaay. additionally metag i just need metag okay underrated character give them some love !!!

they dont have mouths so no vore 💔💔💔 though...uh...abstracty...ehe...i think they could probably engulf me like some sort of amoeba/microorganism...maybe bryce too but he's a maybe. liam stuffing liam stuffing STUFF THAT DAMN BACKPACK🗣🗣🗣

also to bryce fucker anon thats TECHNICALLY anal vore sorry ill shut up *gets beaten up by 2763 hammers*

I like running this blog because I get to observe all of these weirdos (affectionate) in their natural habitat.

[oscconfessions]

i am self proclaimed #1 metag fan

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