#because she’s basically immortal overlords have been trying to make deals with her for AGES | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dragonanon · 1 year ago

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Low key wanna make a Hazbin Hotel OC that’s just a little indestructible gremlin cat of a demon that is LITERALLY incapable of dying, so she just goes around trolling overlords because what are they gonna do?? Kill her?? Yeah you can try buddy, but she’ll just shake it off and go RIGHT back to doing fortnite dances and making bad puns.

#because she’s basically immortal overlords have been trying to make deals with her for AGES #but she enjoys being a little shit so much that offers to buy her soul are met with ‘lol no’#if you want her to go bother someone in particular tho she’ll do it for the price of food #she’s like a mercenary #except instead of being paid money to kill people she gets paid goldfish crackers to follow someone while playing a tuba #tbh she COULD be an overlord if she really wanted to #but it sounds like too much work being in charge of so many souls #vox be look at her like: ‘so lemme get this straight…You’re LITERALLY unkillable yet you’d rather be a nuisance than become an overlord??’#and she’s like: ‘yes exactly! why would i want responsibility when i can go piss people off without repercussions?’#and follows it up with she’ll go bother anyone of his choosing if he gives her food #vox pays her a dump truck size load of cheetos to go annoy alastor lmfaoooo #shitpost #hazbin hotel

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