#if you know this tiktok audio

[cosmicstarlatte]

Belphie: Hey do you wanna listen to some devildom music?

MC: Yeah sure

MC:

MC (taking off the earbud): no

MC: that was just tortured screaming

Belphie: You didn't even get to the best part

[katakosmos]

every time i think about barty my body begs me to bite something

[restlesskeychains]

Thought about an au where Penelope goes to fight with Odysseus in Troy and disguises herself as a man (as Odysseus’ advisor) and makes the war last 2 years

[dervampireprince]

hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst

and yes it's a public one, not a patreon exclusive. it'll be posted either tomorrow if i get the art done in time or if not then it'll be the wednesday after. but i'm going to try my best to get the art done so it's up tomorrow.

(also the gender tags don't reflect the genitalia of the listener, it just changes the pet names to 'good boy' or 'good girl' or neither. no specific genitals mentioned on any of them. we t4trans-inclusive content over here.)

EDIT: it's done! check the most recent posts on my blog or do a lil search on my blog for astarion or look my youtube! there's also a direct link in the reblogs and replies to this post!

[crow2222]

Making another parry animation I fear

[housewifebuck]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

gfvid_kill_Trim.mp4

[deathnguts]

Barty: Would it be too much to tell you that your voice is my favorite song, your eyes a pool of stars, and your arms my heavenly oasis

Regulus: Yes it would!

Barty, without missing a beat: What if I told you I think about you when I masterbait

Regulus, flushing: You’re just saying that...

[dailyfigures]

whenever i see a new figure announcement for a piece of media i know you guys go crazy for i always hear that tiktok audio in my head that's like "the hoes gonna looooove this"

[doriandrifting]

Reading a gay friends to lovers book and—

[leafwateraddict]

Sludgy boy… heres Corruptmare for my dreamtale rewrite. His origins and motivation are still in the works but basically he’s… very hungry.

Full image ↓↓

[sage-lights]

sometimes when i watch smosh/aoaoaoa and angela speaks and it's so "blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff..."

[providencehq]

oh to be a wip, I am praying you make it out

[onmyfandombullshitagain]

ellwood being careless with his life after gaunt died: man am i the greatest!!?!?!??!!

gaunt in a prisoner of war camp with devi: hit it like rom pom pom pom, get it hot like papa john!!!

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: so, as the obvious logical route, i tried to get soul’s attention by blinking SOS in morse code, but he didn’t notice-

Soul: that’s where you’re wrong.

Mind: what?

Soul: i did notice, i just chose to ignore it :)

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[tosahobi-if]

speaking of ideal types, what are the ro's ideal types?

jinwol would say he doesn't have an "ideal type" if you asked him about it. he really tries to not think about romance in general because deep down his ideal type is the mc and admitting that opens up a can of worms he's not ready to deal with.

yul's ideal type is the mc.

iseul prefers older women, but i think she's ultimately attracted to kind people with strong morals. from a physical standpoint she also admires people with well-developed physiques! it's also partly why she doesn't recognize her attraction to the mc as "attraction" because they're definitely not a mysterious, kind-hearted muscular milf.

edit: adding onto this! iseul has also been viewed as a "hero" and treated like someone special from a very young age and that's shaped her perception on how her life should go; which ofc includes her views on romance and relationships, which are very idealistic.

??? is someone sane (optional)