#if you know this tiktok audio

[cosmicstarlatte]

Belphie: Hey do you wanna listen to some devildom music?

MC: Yeah sure

MC:

MC (taking off the earbud): no

MC: that was just tortured screaming

Belphie: You didn't even get to the best part

[katakosmos]

every time i think about barty my body begs me to bite something

[restlesskeychains]

Thought about an au where Penelope goes to fight with Odysseus in Troy and disguises herself as a man (as Odysseus’ advisor) and makes the war last 2 years

[dervampireprince]

hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst

and yes it's a public one, not a patreon exclusive. it'll be posted either tomorrow if i get the art done in time or if not then it'll be the wednesday after. but i'm going to try my best to get the art done so it's up tomorrow.

(also the gender tags don't reflect the genitalia of the listener, it just changes the pet names to 'good boy' or 'good girl' or neither. no specific genitals mentioned on any of them. we t4trans-inclusive content over here.)

EDIT: it's done! check the most recent posts on my blog or do a lil search on my blog for astarion or look my youtube! there's also a direct link in the reblogs and replies to this post!

[crow2222]

Making another parry animation I fear

[housewifebuck]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

gfvid_kill_Trim.mp4

[deathnguts]

Barty: Would it be too much to tell you that your voice is my favorite song, your eyes a pool of stars, and your arms my heavenly oasis

Regulus: Yes it would!

Barty, without missing a beat: What if I told you I think about you when I masterbait

Regulus, flushing: You’re just saying that...

[dailyfigures]

whenever i see a new figure announcement for a piece of media i know you guys go crazy for i always hear that tiktok audio in my head that's like "the hoes gonna looooove this"

[doriandrifting]

Reading a gay friends to lovers book and—

[leafwateraddict]

Sludgy boy… heres Corruptmare for my dreamtale rewrite. His origins and motivation are still in the works but basically he’s… very hungry.

Full image ↓↓

[porcelainvino]

chappell roan gleemaxxing a little too close to the sun like why is she lowkey outgleeking me lately

[singaporehelmet]

"lando is a bottler" this and "lando has a huge ego" that and we're conveniently forgetting THE biggest bottler (in the low pole/win rate sense) with a big ass mf ego that is charles fucking leclerc??

[sage-lights]

sometimes when i watch smosh/aoaoaoa and angela speaks and it's so "blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff..."

[providencehq]

oh to be a wip, I am praying you make it out

[onmyfandombullshitagain]

ellwood being careless with his life after gaunt died: man am i the greatest!!?!?!??!!

gaunt in a prisoner of war camp with devi: hit it like rom pom pom pom, get it hot like papa john!!!