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mckorney · 6 months ago
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Please be nice to yourself.
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manny-jacinto · 1 year ago
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
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roseworth · 8 months ago
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
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problemnyatic · 5 months ago
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It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw
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juiche · 1 year ago
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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇
get your own print here ❤️
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v0idwraith · 2 months ago
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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say
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not-a-big-secret · 8 months ago
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Thank you for coming into my life. Thank you for coming up to me again, even when I was rude to you the first time. Thank you for talking to me. Thank you for buying me a drink. Thank you for asking to kiss me. Thank you for asking again when I kissed your cheek. Thank you for kissing me. Thank you for making me feel wanted during a time I felt so alone and unworthy. Thank you for asking my name. Thank you for asking for my number. Thank you for not walking away when all my friends were questioning. Thank you for walking me out. Thank you for texting me. Thank you for following up when I didn't get your messsage. Thank you for sticking with me when I wasn't sure who I was or what I wanted. Thank you for your love.
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andstuffsketches · 1 month ago
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um, can you play a song with a beat?
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katsinspats · 8 months ago
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Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!
I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished
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soaked-doors · 9 months ago
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when it rains, it pours
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bluegiragi · 22 days ago
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left on read.
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last year i finally read "all that's said in the low light" by headlocket which i feel like has developed its own reputation by now, but just in case you don't know - it's kind of known in the fandom as a massive tearjerker. As promised, I cried buckets over it and it left an enormous impact on me.
I drew this comic (after getting permission from headlocket) as a what if on a situation in chapter 12, where Simon goes through a period of radio silence from Johnny after essentially giving him his blessing to date other people, the utter clown. We only see it from Johnny's side, who is really going through it, but the mental image of Simon staring at a slew of his own unread messages really stuck with me...did he think this was it? That that shitshow of a conversation he had with Johnny might've been the last they ever had? What if Johnny just never responded to him again? Did he regret giving him permission?
bonus - simon's forlorn and temporarily one-sided conversation:
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yeyinde · 1 month ago
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Ghost is so petty to me. You tell him he can't cum inside of you once (because you have an important meeting and the last thing you need is to feel him leaking out of you while your boss talks about strategic goals for this fiscal year), and so he spends the next month using nothing but condoms or finishing on your face, back, belly just to piss you off.
Ignores you each time you whine for him to just finish inside of you with a mocking little but you told me not to, pet. M'jus' doin' what I was told and fills the condom instead. Spends next day fucking you until the box is empty, taunting you with each one he ties off and drops on the bed beside your head for you to see. To whine about. Turns you on your belly when you've grovelled enough, forcing you to see all the used condoms scattered around (that coulda been fillin' you up, birdie) as he fucks you until you apologise to him properly and then finally gives your "reward."
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aethersea · 2 months ago
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the question of fic comments is very straightforward actually. readers do not owe writers comments. writers do not owe readers fic. there is no bargain, no transaction, no debt.
fic is a gift. comments are a gift. gifts are exchanged between friends, out of love, not out of obligation.
I write for myself. I post it for others, as a gift, because their joy brings me joy. I read for myself. I comment for the author, as a gift, because their joy brings me joy. perhaps we were not friends before, but we are now, however fleetingly, because we have given each other gifts out of love.
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wanderingcas · 10 months ago
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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀
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vamprisms · 5 months ago
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nothing sadder than a woman writer who writes women like she hates them
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umblrspectrum · 6 months ago
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nevermind i figured out how to draw her
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