#if you ever read this

[mckorney]

Please be nice to yourself.

[voicesandthoughts]

You're living life with no regrets,

But I'm broken and bleeding on the kitchen floor

Screaming, " I wish I knew this before"

I can't forget and I don't want to forget

I know I need to move on but it's so hard

I'd still give you the world my love, I still care

But you've got yourself a brand new card

It's not fair, watching you from behind these walls

Swiping their bodies wiping yourself clean of me

You don't give a damn, I'm just some old debris

I'm holding on but I see what you've done

I don't know anything anymore, and I really mean that this time

I'm losing my mind and I'll give it up. You won

You taught me love and then betrayed me

I never saw it coming

I never saw the label on our love, a table for one

or maybe I just overlooked it because I didn't want us to come undone

Did you lie all this time, or did our flame die?

or did I mess it up yet another time?

I never wanted to lose someone like you

or to watch you turn blue

and then wash away all the good like it was nothing but shampoo

Like it was so fucking easy to do

To become like every other man I ever knew

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[problemnyatic]

It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw

[juiche]

a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

[not-a-big-secret]

Thank you for coming into my life. Thank you for coming up to me again, even when I was rude to you the first time. Thank you for talking to me. Thank you for buying me a drink. Thank you for asking to kiss me. Thank you for asking again when I kissed your cheek. Thank you for kissing me. Thank you for making me feel wanted during a time I felt so alone and unworthy. Thank you for asking my name. Thank you for asking for my number. Thank you for not walking away when all my friends were questioning. Thank you for walking me out. Thank you for texting me. Thank you for following up when I didn't get your messsage. Thank you for sticking with me when I wasn't sure who I was or what I wanted. Thank you for your love.

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[soaked-doors]

when it rains, it pours

[wanderingcas]

people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

[vamprisms]

nothing sadder than a woman writer who writes women like she hates them

[umblrspectrum]

nevermind i figured out how to draw her

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[ronanlynchbf]

tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

[noodles-and-tea]

John Watson is the BIGGEST hype man and that’s just canon