#if you can't beat them join them

[hypewinter]

Ok ok ok so hear me out. I've seen a lot of stories and prompts where the Joker is scared of Danny. But honestly? Big scary ghost? Whatever, doesn't phase him. He's seen scarier. He's done scarier. Try again.

But you know what has been actually proven to scare the Joker? The IRS. So imagine this man's utter horror when one day an IRS agent just appears in his hideout and lets him know that he still owes them money. The agent gives him a deadline to pay his remaining taxes then leaves.

Joker immediately starts scrambling. He needs to come up with this money fast. No way he's making an enemy out of the IRS. But before that, Johnny? Find my accountant and give him the most painfully funny death you can think of.

For the next few days, Joker is running around, trying to collect the remaining money that he owes but he still doesn't have enough. As the IRS agent so helpfully reminds him every time he shows up.

On the day of the deadline Joker is still just short of what he owes so he pulls out his trump card. Begging.

That's how Batman finds one deranged clown killer on his hands and knees begging for a loan or at the very least some protection and he is utterly confused. It's at that moment when a young man appears out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry. It looks like you still haven't paid all of your taxes," he says in a frighteningly cheerful voice before he grabs the Joker by his collar and drags him into the shadows.

[forzasedici]

[lykanas]

So, I haven't really made up my mind about Palworld yet, but one thing I am VERY sure about is that I am fascinated by how much it differs from the yellow electric mouse games.

Like, let's the theme of animal cruelty and enslavement.

Pokémon has to deal with accusations by Peta and others regarding capturing animals and letting them fight each other and everything. We even got an entire plot regarding this theme in Pokémon Black & White with Team Plasma. But Pokémon made it very clear - over and over again - that the symbiotic relationship between Pokémon and Humans was a very healthy one and that Pokémon were happy to be our "partners".

Palworld, on the other hand, just said SCREW IT and not only makes it very clear that animal cruelty and enslavement are not only part of the experience, they freaking EMBRACE it.

Not sure I like that as a concept all in all, but I appreciate the husle.

[gayestshakespearecouples]

also *sigh*. anyone know any way I can watch any version of Rosencrantz & Guildernstern Are Dead?

[gusilux]

And nobody got in trouble.

Well, Mattel tried but without success.

Hello Mr. Gaiman,

My apologies if this is a dumb question... but is it going against copyright laws to write a song about characters from someone's book/show? I've been searching for the answer and can't find it anywhere. I've had sources say it's not and I've had others say it is. I have no clue which is telling me the truth. I was hoping you'd know the answer. Or know somewhere I could be directed to in order to find out.

Thank you!

It isn't.

[da-millerrrrr]

i'm back from my dirt nap what'd i miss

[puppetmaster13u]

3am Prompt/Au Idea

What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...

Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-

"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."

Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)

"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"

"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"

[martianbugsbunny]

Kallus being like U know what a bitch is tired of losing to a spraypainted teenage Mandalorian obsessed with explosives, a cringefail father figure with low self-esteem, a hotshot pilot with daddy issues and a murderous old junker of a droid/bestie, a scrappy blueberry child with sixty different aliases, and a lavender cat man who has a case of resting bitch face SO HE JUST JOINS THEM. congrats guys u have added a gayass ex-Imperial with muttonchops to your motley crew simply by being annoying.

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 77

*2022 - Top Gun class of 86 reunite in Icemav house*

Maverick: Guess fucking what?

Slider: You destroyed another millionaire plane?

Chipper: You burned down Cyclone's office?

Wolfman: You shagged with Ice in The White House?

Maverick: I fucking accept a promotion, now I'm a Admiral

*Everyone Gasps*

[joongdunking]

Joong: Haven't eaten Dunk yet ASJFKFHKDJ 😆🤣

THIS IS SO-

okay Joong, okay 😂

[falce-knight]

Happy Falce Friday 19!

"Greetings..."

[hakusins]

Casually walking in like hey do you think we as a society need to share more and draw more Swap AU and lure more people into it?

I think i've seen a horror movie like this. *finger guns* I'm in.

i've got a few plans to accomplish this new plan, dollya but i need to ask you to wait until the weekend heheheh

[pianokantzart]

Huh, I didn't see that Popple had a redemption arc the first time I played.

[kiwipineappleparasol]

Various Dual Destinies Things I Never Got Around to Posting (Again) (yes the first one IS Apollo and Juniper dressed as the Phony Phanty and Bum Rap Rhiny, and yes, you CAN imagine them in a Generic Superhero AU dressed like That)

[overanalysingfandoms]

Watching all of Bdubs' faith in Etho drain out of him as he failed to beat the washed-up allegations was my favourite part <3

[da-riya]

Highlights from my EU4 Austria game up to 1600s