choose-your-own-dentistry
TEETH: You Have Them
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 2 hours ago
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Little Woodswallows (Artamus minor), family Artamidae, order Passeriformes, Western Australia
photograph by Mustafa Sözen
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 6 hours ago
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Cotylorhynchus
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 8 hours ago
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Images by Marius Burger, CC0 - image 1 image 2
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 10 hours ago
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Great (Now Get Out) - submitted by adastrabbit
#FF94C4 #FFEF87 #8EBBFF #9DFF7D #FFC17A #FFB0F6 #93FFE9
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 13 hours ago
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Apologies are a weird thing because it seems like every human being on earth has their own idea of what constitutes a good apology and there's a very real chance they think everything else is evil abuser behavior
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 14 hours ago
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 18 hours ago
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please, I need @ominous-signs to see this. i'd send it to them, but their ask is full and i just think this is perfect
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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back
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bears repeating
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I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing
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This, too, is incest.
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@afaintcloudyhaze
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I did not know they were stackable ?????????
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It’s time for a longer post dedicated to dresses.
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and if yes pls respond/put in the tags with what you’re reading and whether or not you like it i need new books for the new year <3
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sorry I know I’m being extremely annoying right now but the claim that the electronic calculator ‘did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives’ is so boldly and confidently wrong it’s impressive. the ability to automate the act of quantification (ie what an electronic calculator does) is probably as central to modern commerce and society as like, the transistor or the lightbulb. a world where excel spreadsheets do not exist is a fundamentally alien one to most people on planet earth. all geospatial software is built on the ability to do math on the fly. can you imagine the world today without google maps? can you even begin to comprehend a society not dominated by numbers? even these examples undersell how fundamental automated calculations are because this technology did in fact pervade every aspect of life. the fact that you think a calculator is simply a plastic doohickey you were taught to use in grade nine math is maliciously literal. like these arguments are so nakedly and openly anti-intellectual that I would say it makes it clear that no one should take you seriously, but posting this kind of mind-numbing slop is one of the easiest ways to do numbers on tumblr right now, which is something you also wouldn’t be able to do without the invention of an electronic calculator
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unfortunately i could fix the lost cat in the alps game concept
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