choose-your-own-dentistry
choose-your-own-dentistry
TEETH: You Have Them
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you cant tell me they walked away from the kidnapping like nothing. i am beaming them the nightmares
(gricko tries to be strong, for hootsie. he wants to reassure her that she's safe. but he needs the reassurance just as badly.)
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Weird train
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 5 hours ago
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real or cake?
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 7 hours ago
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thank you Google wonderful AI you have here
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 7 hours ago
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i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 8 hours ago
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 9 hours ago
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Millipede under UV light. Many species of arthropods fluoresce, or glow, under ultraviolet light due to due to fluorescent compounds in their exoskeletons. At least one millipede genus, motyxia, is actually bioluminescent, meaning it can produce light on its own.
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 17 hours ago
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 20 hours ago
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there is a character who hasn't exhibited any sexual attraction for at least 25 episodes (out of 25 episodes i've watched). there is also a character who is autistic-coded. guess which one is more commonly headcanoned as asexual
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 20 hours ago
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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 21 hours ago
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so there's this goblin (and extra doodles)
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 22 hours ago
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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
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Boomker
In my head any raccoon with a hat is Booker
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It confuses me how normalized it is to be so anti human. The fact that two countries voted no to food being a human right. The fact so many people are against universal healthcare. The fact that it’s normal to believe some people don’t deserve housing because they’re poor, addicts, mentally ill, or any combination of the above. I find it so hard to comprehend that humans who have experienced hunger, thirst, cold, and illness would wish these things upon others, or at the very least not care. It frustrates me beyond belief.
These are the exact values we’re taught as children, to believe all humans are equal in worth and needs, and yet at some point you’re expected to grow out of that illusion. You’re expected to accept that this is what life’s like, that the world is unfair, and attempting to fix it makes you weak and childish.
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It confuses me how normalized it is to be so anti human. The fact that two countries voted no to food being a human right. The fact so many people are against universal healthcare. The fact that it’s normal to believe some people don’t deserve housing because they’re poor, addicts, mentally ill, or any combination of the above. I find it so hard to comprehend that humans who have experienced hunger, thirst, cold, and illness would wish these things upon others, or at the very least not care. It frustrates me beyond belief.
These are the exact values we’re taught as children, to believe all humans are equal in worth and needs, and yet at some point you’re expected to grow out of that illusion. You’re expected to accept that this is what life’s like, that the world is unfair, and attempting to fix it makes you weak and childish.
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