#if you can’t beat ‘em join em

[seffien]

i’m so glad that mpu is a thing of the past could you imagine stringers with increased range or splatanas with increased swing damage

[fiftyshadesofanxiety]

how's your sexy girlbot wife

She’s the breadwinner we eating good tonight <3

[biscuitfeatures]

Trying to get my toddler ready for bed but she’s dressed up as a giraffe instead so yeah, I’d say things are going pretty well right now.

[nemo-the-goat]

I decided to start documenting all the bot followers profile pics I get bc I felt like it would make a cool aesthetic, new side blog @botpfps

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[bowtix]

*more sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Maybe Sonic has a poor sense of smell. Any time a character mentioned body odor, he would always have to check himself to make sure it's not him.

I take that back. Your header came up after the ask box went away and it clearly shows him being able to detect the scent of a hot dog grilling from a long distance. Maybe he's just partial to certain scents most others aren't.

I like to think that Sonic has an excellent sense of smell. In X at least, he's shown sniffing his surroundings on Westside Island whilst exploring;

Of course, he has a major handicap in that it becomes practically non-existent when hay fever acts-up.

[dragonmama76]

Omegaverse Fanfic has ruined me for real life interactions. My cousin just posted that she was ready for vacation to be over so she could get home to her pups. I almost replied something about being happy she got to go away without her daughters but fortunately I read through the comments and realized clearly she meant her dogs. Not her kids. Pups are dogs. Send help. And lots more omegaverse fics.

[justmypartner]

In honor of tumblr giving my blog a mature content warning for reblogging Jay being slutty putting on his badge, I figure why not share with you my favorite collection of JLS photos that might look innocent to you, but are in fact very very slutty to me. Because hell, maybe this man doing normal things is too scandalous for this site. Please enjoy.

[therighthandofvengeance]

pov: you’re The One

pov: you’re EarthForce’s main defense for the original last, best hope for peace

[shewantsitall]

The fact that it’s only Tuesday? Unreal.

[izvmimi]

if another porn bot follows me i’m deleting and becoming a porn bot myself

[scenedenial]

pulling out ALL the stops to make good tips today. two pigtails. full face of (natural 🙄) makeup. skimpy little outfit. PLEASE GOD YOU DONT KNOW HOW BAD I NEED THIS

[color-ns]

This is the bullshit I was looking for. Thank you tumblr, for taking almost literally nothing seriously unless it’s the weirdest fucking random facts you could throw at me. Thank you.

on "today's twitter shenanigans"

[babymorte]

I think your taste is as sweet as you are . you're beautiful and cute and very sexy . that's why I want to eat you , I devour you "devour"

this is the only acceptable one you’ve sent me so i’ll just take this one as a compliment

[lamictallesbian]

Listen i know i said it was selfish of people to go more than once to the eras tour which i still fully think btw but the amount of people I have seen talking about driving 4 hours from nashville or Cincinnati to indy who have videos up from another date… like no way i am going to not go when she’s 25 min away from my parents house like……

[yamadaasaemonjikka]

LOVE WINS!!!!!