#sexy girl bots

[tuffdwightwest]

Me: *getting a notif about a new friend request*

[rozeoverdose-main]

Nah but what's even the purpose of the girlbots who follow you, like most of them don't have any posts, not even a discription with a shady link. What's their point?

There are some of them that just straight up post shady porn (in my experience they're more likely to have liked your posts than to follow you), their purpose is clear, but the follow bots?

[justdonotaskmewhy]

oh my. sexy girl bots have evolved again

more development than some characters had in “the crown”

[froggyfaye]

I started actually gaining followers from my silly little jokes and for a moment I felt really flattered bUT ITS JUST SEXY GIRL BOTS LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAY IM ACE

[fiftyshadesofanxiety]

how's your sexy girlbot wife

She’s the breadwinner we eating good tonight <3

[x2joincircus]

It took about 3 days for me to get another sexy girl bot to follow me- I started to get a bit worried-

[alwaysfartsilently]

THEN LATER ME REALIZING THAT THEY'RE THE SEXY GIRL BOTS! THEY'RE BACK Y'ALL!!!!

[bonertoe]

Sexy girl bots look human but they're not, they actually have:

- 17 hidden tits

- 5 hands to follow everyone

- 8 extra elbows and forearms for selfies

- 26 low quality brains from their previous victims to multitask

- 7 different pairs of legs to seduce you with

- Twice as much hair, they use it to hypnotize people and add them to their basements

They have all these extra parts to hunt more efficiently, if anyone you know has some extra limbs or brains for unexplained reasons please check if they are not in fact a sexy girl bot.

You can check if they are in fact human by asking them to take a selfie, if they end up looking inexplicably different due to change in skin, hair, legs or the amount of limbs then they are most certainly a sexy girl bot and it is advised to slowly distance yourself from them.

Do not act rashly for the bot shall see this as weakness and attempt to drag you into the basement.

[localshoethief]

Literally my whole followers list is sexy girlbots why

[look-a-diversion]

They’re ARMED 😱

[lemoncat101]

Now... THIS sexy girlbot is definitely a human

[whippedmf]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[wintercherryblossomsstuff]

Every time I get a notification from this app I get so excited. I'm like: yay! Someone interacted!!

Then I check it out and 9 times out of 10 it's a girl porn account.

So then I'm like:

[justdonotaskmewhy]

sexy girl bots have numbers. so i determined to collect them all like pokémons

[genderless-insomniac]

oh god its december 2022 again

the hotbots are back. and better than ever. instead of following ppl they are liking random unrelated posts so the report system doesnt know what to do!!!!

[junsei-draws-rotasu]

If you ever see a irl sexy girl, likes your post, report for sexual content instead of spam like the usual sich girl boys that follows you.

How I know? Because I got curious on how a irl pfp is liking my post and decided to check their page to see if they’re legit…. They’re not…

I reported them and block them out of paranoia of them stalking me or marking me because of their content… expect some fucking and nakedness.