#if wenclair not real why this!!!!!

[ice-and-fires-blog]

And this is why Wednesday needs Enid in her life

#I think I have seen this film before… (insp)

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "Are enid and I boarding some vessel I am unaware of?"

Enid: *smiling* "No Wednesday. When two people seem like they would be a good couple, they get a ship name. As in relationship"

Wednesday: "Seems to be getting ahead of ourselves if we haven't yet gone on a date"

Enid: *oh shit moment* "I didn't mean to rush you into anything"

[hislittleraincloud]

It’s what they deserve

https://x.com/ortegaspsyxho/status/1871893623467598122?s=46&t=sjzE9yJDPIIrx07d8gwl7g

I don't get what you're sending me here.

Aside from the delusional shit that they're gonna get Wednesday shit from Netflix today, I dunno what the fuck I'm looking at besides a bunch of loser 20+ year olds (this one joined nearly ten years ago, as did one of their respondents) who aren't getting any pussy or dick on their own.

Wenclair: You should be going out there and getting your own pussy (or dick, as some of you are destined towards). Like I did in my 20s. You're literally wasting your lives away with this brainrotting. I can brainrot bc I'm done with all of that (mmm...I have a special someone atm who wants me to blow out her 😺, so who knows). Young n'beautifuls can't be wasting their lives away fantasizing about what can never be without carving their own. Time goes by fast.

~ says Grandpa Tor, who would've raised you offline and with books

ETA: She looks like a cartoon character in that pic BTW. *makes her into a SIM*

[juchily]

they called that shit straight up "werewolf conversion therapy" had Enid speaking about hoping that her mother could some day actually accept who she was

Oh man, that girl is not both straight and cis

[wenclexa4ever]

We’re one step closer to having them be together on screen!

these are some of the most wild (out of order whoops) parts from the wednesday season 1 movelization like i’m genuinely going insane at this

also not to mention all of the little scenes that aren’t in the show: them locking arms, grabbing hands, wednesday putting her fingers to enid’s lips to shush her, enid knocking against wednesday’s shoulders and elbows and wednesday not minding it i’m going to pull my hair out

[barblaz-arts]

I know you've been making a lot of art of it lately, but out of curiosity, what's your opinion on Hazbin Hotel in general? I'm referring to both the show and the fandom here. Just curious.

God. What a loaded question. Are you ready? Bcuz I'm fresh from Vaggie discourse on twitter and I have a lot to say.

I think that Hazbin Hotel seems worse than it is for people who know the fandom but haven't actually watched the show. Honestly, I think it's a fine show. It isnt super incredible and I'm not gonna sing praises about how deep and thought provoking it is or whether it's an artistic masterpiece. It never tried to be that and was never advertised as such(to my knowledge) anyway. I just had a lot of fun. Like, yeh sure the cussing in the dialogue can be a bit much, especially in ep 1, but there are different writers in other episodes, so it gets better. It can be super crude yeh, but I grew up watching things like the Scary Movie franchise and other dumb american movies (yes, i was too young for them. yes, i still watched them), so it's pretty tolerable for me. It also helps that Charlie is the main character. That's one of the main reasons why I watch HH but dont watch HB. It's probably a fun show, but without a sweetheart like Charlie to balance things out, I'd just get tired of the sex jokes and mean jokes.

Compared to my last hyperfixation, I think I have more things to love about Hazbin Hotel, believe it or not. With Netflix's Wednesday, I had already been an Addams Family fan for a while and hung on because I loved the family and eventually Enid and wenclair. The show itself was honestly meh... so far! I'll give season 2 another shot.

But with Hazbin Hotel, it catered to a lot of things I've always loved. Found family with a bunch of misfits? We didnt get to see it much bcuz of the fuckass 8-ep per season format we have nowadays, but its fine its there! The juxtaposition of a kind hearted woman in a harsh world? Love love Charlie for that, I watched the show in the first place because of her. A canon lesbian lover with a "fuck the world cuz my world is you" type of love for the protag? Fuck yes. How very Pearl-from-Steven-Universe of Vaggie. And the music? The music is soooo good. I didn't know the songwriter prior to watching, so I was nervous about the songs, but I knew most of the theater actors they cast(still cant believe Jeremy fucking Jordan is Lucifer) so I figured even if the songs are mid, at least the performances would be topnotch. And they were! But the songs were a pleasant surprise. Sam Haft did real damn well. I still listen to the soundtrack to this day.

The fandom, however, is probably the worst one I've been in. And I've been in a lot in my big age... Just... lacking media literacy, and based on the replies I get when I say something on twitter, it seems a lot of them lack reading comprehension and just plain emotional intelligence too.

There's a lot of criticisms about this show that I honestly think is fair. Pacing, character design, overuse of the F word, whatever. But in my opinion, claiming that Hazbin is a male-centered show is an unfair misconception that is mostly the fault of the fandom.

Bcuz, sure, the male characters are uber popular. Alastor, Vox, Lucifer, Angel Dust and the many web of ships they're involved in went trending every few business days. But come on now. How often does a fandom even have their main protag as the most talked about character? This has been going on for ages. Just because the boys have the most merch and fics and fanarts and thirsty fans doesn't mean that they had the spotlight for most of the show itself. It only meant that they were the ones the viewers paid attention to, in a fandom filled with people drooling over the next tumblr sexyman and toxic yaoi ship of the month.

But if you actually look back at what the show gave us so far, the boys didnt outshine the women. I actually think the women got to do more and be more as characters than the men did. Let's take a look at the male characters.

Alastor was not in all the episodes. In fact, he was MIA in two out of the eight episodes. In all the episodes he was in, he was a mere side character. His purpose in season one was to stir the pot and be the intriguing mystery that occasionally quips. But he was not the one whose deeper thoughts were explored and whose character and goals was challenged THROUGHOUT the show, merely alluded to at the VERY END of the season, which is hardly him taking the spotlight away from Charlie. If you merely looked at the fan content of him, you'd think he were a father figure to Charlie(or a love interest. whatever) and that he has developed a soft spot for the Hazbins deep down in that cannibal heart of his. But if you pay attention to the show, he never had even a meaningful one on one conversation with the Hazbins. The only time that happened is when (a)he threatened Husk's life (b)when he constantly mocked Charlie while she was down in the dumps and used this as an opportunity to manipulate her and (b)when he told Niffty watching the crew sure can "make one sentimental", even tho he had taken no prior opportunity to bond with them! There's no foundation for all the fandom's claims that he could be redeemed bcuz of a budding fondness for the group, but that's all you see of his fan content(aside from the horniness). I dont have any problem with his lack of an actual relationship with the Hazbins bcuz I believe redemption for him is not what the show is going for, but it's frustrating to see people interpreting it that way BUT not seeing how horridly developed it would be if that is the case, meanwhile they turn around and say that Vaggie and Chaggie as a ship "had terrible development".

Then we have the male Vees. Vox was only ever in episode two, and was essentially a youtube reactor in episode 8. He was in ep 4 but had no speaking lines. We only know of his obsession with Alastor and the toxic relationship he has with Val. Val, meanwhile, is merely shown as the sex obsessed fiend behind Hell's sex industry and Angel's abuse. They did what they needed to do with minimal screentime. It was fine, but that's IT. Despite what little CANON gave so far, you have hundreds of people writing essays and fics and fanarts about them being complicated characters. But to reiterate, this does not mean that they are bad characters or that they don't deserve the fame. But to say that these men are better written within canon than the women is such a bold statement when most of the depth they knew of these characters were lore drops given before the show and their own speculations as they dug into the shallow soil of what the show has so far.

I'm not gonna speak about Angel and Lucifer. Because I think they were characters who were legitimately well-explored so far.

Now onto the women. So many of them were given the opportunity to have their characters challenged or given the agency to push characters and the plot forward or give you intrigue about implications of what's to come for the characters and the plot. I've talked a lot about Charlie and Vaggie. So let me talk about the other, terribly underrated women of Hazbin.

Velvette and Carmilla were the ones who advanced the subplot in the war against Heaven. Because of Carmilla's love for her family despite being a demon, an angel was killed. It gave Heaven the excuse to escalate things, but it also gave Charlie hope later on in the season that they're not powerless. Carmilla was also the first demon shown to make selfless actions that is contrary to what is expected of demons, making it proof that Charlie's belief that demons deserve a second chance isn't unwarranted. She's an interesting character, as an overlord who hangs on to power but clearly has morals. But how often do you see people writing essays about her? Eating up the fact that she's a powerful overlord but would sacrifice anything for her daughters? If Carmilla were a man, hundreds of girlies would be drooling over the crime boss who has a soft spot for his daughters.

Meanwhile, Velvette got to demonstrate why exactly she's an Overlord despite being the youngest demon in there. She's calculating and observant. She gives off a haughty vibe and constantly boasts about how she's young and fresh, but she isn't naive. During that meeting, she paid attention to Carmilla and Zestial's relationship. In order to find out who killed the angel, she riled everyone up, and when she got the feeling it was Carmilla, she mocked Zestial so that Carmilla could slip up. By playing these Overlords who are older and more experienced than her, Velvette showed what exactly her asset was to the Vees and why she's a threat, something that Vox and Val have yet to be given the opportunity to do when they were busy eye-fucking Alastor and literally fucking Angel. But in fan content about the Vees, Velvette is almost treated as an after thought to the boys...

Then we have the Seraphs. Not only were their designs gorgeous, their dynamic and presence as characters had impact to the plot and main characters.

Emily is a much needed character to show that this story isn't meant to tell you that Heaven = bad; Hell = good. There is good and bad in both, and it is so important for the protags to know that they have an ally in Emily who represents the true virtues that heaven is supposed to uphold. And I love the confrontation she had with Sera when her own view of what's right and good was challenged. We got to see the strength of her character and started the seeds of what could be heaven's acceptance of Charlie's goals.

Sera is such an interesting character to me. She was also important to show that not all angels were sadistic like Adam and Lute, but not in the same way Emily was. I have no idea so far which direction this show would go with her. But I'm intrigued by the fact that she seems to be driven by fear, unlike Adam and Lute's cruelty. She knew Lucifer and was there when he was cast out for his disobedience. Whether everything she's doing is to prevent that from happening again remains to be seen, and I'm looking forward to this kind of subplot for her.

And then Rosie! I really really look forward to seeing more from her. Spoilers aside, something I barely see people talk about is how interesting it is that Rosie is every bit the leader that Charlie hopes to be. Rosie is able to be a respected overlord in her own faction without needing to sacrifice her love for showmanship and music and her positive disposition. When we were officially introduced to her, they show how she seems to care about actually taking care of her people, not JUST ordering them around, by talking to them personally and giving advice. That's exactly what Charlie wanted to do for her people, isn't it? The hotel to Charlie was what the emporium was to Rosie. They have a lot of similarities that could set up for Rosie to be the one to teach Charlie in becoming a leader. Now whether that's a good thing or a bad thing remains to be seen, but it is rather compelling.

So yeah! With all that said, I really dont think this show ignores its women at all. Just because a bigger part of the fandom gravitated towards the men doesn't necessarily mean its a misogynistic show so far. But if certain people are claiming that the women are badly written, then I hope they also own up to the fact that their blorbos are just as shallowly presented within the show, maybe even more so. Which wouldn't even be a bad thing! Since when did a show or character have to be amazingly written for a person to like them? That's just no fun at all. All I'm saying is... Fuck this fandom's double standards, hiding behind claims that it's the writing's fault when the problem is they couldn't be bothered to think about the women.

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. The door to a shack crashes inwards as Enid charges through, interrupting Wednesday before she can drive another stake into a pinned Yoko.

Enid: WEDNESDAY, STOP!

Yoko: *rasps* Yay… I’m s-saved…

Wednesday: *glances towards Enid* After what she did? She is lucky that I have not slain her.

Enid: *approaches carefully* Look, it’s all just a huge misunderstanding.

Yoko: N-No cap.

Wednesday: Misunderstanding? She had delivered to you a gift of death, with the message that you, and I quote, “Take this and just bang yourself already.”

Enid: 😬

Enid: Okay, when you like—put it that way, it does sound bad—

Wednesday: *raises stake*

Yoko: 🥺

Enid: —BUT!

Wednesday: *pauses*

Yoko: *gurgles in relief*

Enid: She was NOT trying to tell me to kill myself. I promise.

Wednesday: *eyes narrow* Then why did you appear so horrified when you looked in the box?

Enid: Because I was embarrassed!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Explain.

Enid: Well um… for one, the thing’s not even made of real silver.

Wednesday: Symbolism, then. The intent was still clear.

Enid: No! Dang it, Wednesday—it’s only called a silver bullet.

Wednesday: *waits expectantly, stake still raised*

Enid: *blushing harder* It’s actually just a… um… just a—

Yoko: Sex… t-toy…

Wednesday: *glances sharply at Yoko* What?

Enid: 🫣

Yoko: *just gurgles*

Wednesday: *looks to Enid*

Enid: *sheepish nod*

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Why?

Enid: *nervously licks lips* It’s because uh… I’ve been kinda like frustrated lately…

Wednesday: I repeat, why?

Enid: *panicked look*

Yoko: C-cuz… she likes y—

*STAB*

Yoko: 😵

Enid: 🫢

Wednesday: 🤨

Enid: *releases Wednesday’s stake in shock* Ohmygosh! Did I kill her?!

Wednesday: *shakes head* None through the heart. She will be fine once they are removed.

Enid: *sags in relief* Oh thank the moon.

Wednesday: *fixes Enid with a particularly intense stare*

Enid: 😒

Wednesday: So… you are frustrated.

Enid: *reluctantly* Y-Yeah.

Wednesday: *thinks for a moment*

Wednesday: *nods to herself* My parents have many such implements that they’ve retired throughout their decades of vulgar debauchery. They will gladly gift them to you.

Enid: 😟

Enid: *horrified* Say WHAT?

Wednesday: *storms out of the shack* I shall contact Lurch immediately and have the tools retrieved from the vault and fully restored. They will yours before tomorrow’s end.

Enid: 😱

Enid: *chases after* WAIT! You don’t need to!

Wednesday: Nonsense. My belo— My bestie will not suffer needlessly. I insist.

Enid: 😭

- Back in the shack. –

Yoko: 😵

Yoko: *cackles internally*

[fullofwoe5321]

It's impressive how people continue insisting in label Tyler as a cold manipulative guy who never cared for Wednesday.

You guys really have to force this narrative! But with me, this is not gonna happen!

We have SCENES where he genuinely smiles alone after talking to her or something like that.

Oh but he said he liked killing... Have you ever watched the show? Have you ever realized he was possessed by the Hyde when he said that? Have you ever realized he was on the verge of crying after the revelation? We don't know the dimension of his corruption or his Hyde, but on the show it's said that the Hyde  becomes the willing instrument of whatever nefarious agenda this new master might propose.

OH let me save you some time, Wednesday was not furious because he killed some people (AND PLEASE, he didn't kill Eugene on purpose because he was Wednesday's friend) or he was the monster. She was furious because she was outsmarted and betrayed by Tyler. The only person she opened her black little heart and he was the one who stomped it. He was the monster under her nose and she underestimated him. That's why he humiliated her with that monologue in the police station. He knew she was very competitive and the only way to hurt her was bringing that fact in to her face. By the way, ABSOLUTE CINEMA! Praises to Hunter.

At the end, Wednesday understood very well what happened during the monologue about how Laurel manipulated and enslaved Tyler. And then we found out he was tortured, drugged, abused, groomed and corrupted in order to unlock the Hyde. So I fail to see him as the real villain.

Oh but he hated Wednesday and wanted to kill her! Excuse-me but Wednesday is not an angel: she almost killed 2 normies tossing piranhas in the pool, she said she would go further in the pranking against Xavier LOL she was about to hammer Tyler's knee if his father didn't interrupt her! And he possibly was ordered to kill any outcast before see her in the woods after Goody healed her.

Did Tyler hate her? You guys make me laugh! He hated her so much he wanted to kiss his nemesis! He hated so much he learned how to prepare that happy birthday coffee in one week! He hated her really bad that he prepared a date he knew she would like. What kind of hate is this? He saved at least 2 times as the monster and the first time was his free decision. He didn't know about her being an important key (!) to laurel´s plan.

I'm not saying here that he didn't manipulate her or lied to her. I know what he did. But he was forced to do those things! Do you really want to believe he wanted to lie for her? They really liked each other's company. It's not difficult to find the hints about how they are comfortable with each other. He loves her personality and she loves he likes her despite her personality! Isn't that obvious? They are not toxic as people keeping saying, but they were envolved in a toxic situation.

I'm really tired of people wishing Tyler's death on Twitter because they believe he is threat for Enid and the Wenclair ship. But let me save you more time because I'm genererous today: it's not gonna happen! Tyler is a main character. He is not gonna die. Wednesday has some sort of connection with him and we will find out what it is on S2. Besides that, the Hydes lore begins now. We have so much to learn and see! Let's wait.

That's it. Regards.

P.S.: I'm thinking about translating this text and transform into a thread on Twitter to bring more hate to my life from anti Tylers.

[rachelsfav-queer]

Rave’N

Enid: Oof, that’s a whole lot of security. Guess it makes sense, after last year and all. Though it probably means you’re not gonna be allowed to bring in your “medieval kind” of mace in, babycakes. Sorry.

Wednesday: *rolls her eyes* This is already shaping up to be an utterly dreadful event, and not in the fun way. I still don’t see why we can’t just spend tonight out investigating. It’s much more romantic in my opinion.

Enid: C’mon baby! It’s our first Rave’N as official girlfriends! Besides! There’s still that surprise I told you about waiting for us later in the night! I promise that it’ll be worth it if you go with me. Deal?

Wednesday: *shakes Enid’s hand* Only for you, mi loba. Never forget that. I look forward to whatever act of deviancy you’ve planned out.

The two girls go on to enjoy their night together and Wednesday highly anticipates Enid’s “surprise”, knowing Enid would never plan anything that she wouldn’t enjoy. At the peak of the night, as everyone is on the dance floor (minus a few friends aware of the plan) the sprinklers turn to life and red is once again sprayed upon all the students and staff.

Wednesday: *quirks eyebrow*

Enid: I know! A bit unoriginal, but… *raises a finger up to Wednesday’s mouth, encouraging her to take it* This time, it’s the real deal! Better actually!

Wednesday: *eyes darken, whispers* Human blood? Oh, mi amor…

The two girls make out furiously on the dance floor in the shower of blood, continuing their slow dance to the sounds of screaming around them.

(Day 4, prompt 4 of Wenclair-Tober. Out of character? Yes. Hot and cute af? Absolutely)

[yeta-drewit]

I just KNOW the moment Wednesday season 2 is out, and they continue this gay vibes from the novelization of season 1, people are going to be screaming about how platonic relationships are dead in media.

I am surprised to learn that as of late people have been criticizing gay shipping for “erasing” platonic relationships, that by making every platonic relationship into a gay ship we are giving the idea that every interaction is inherently romantic and influencing the children into not understanding the difference between romantic and platonic relationships.

I want to start this by saying that I do believe that a lot of people don’t understand the difference between romantic and platonic relationships, but I don’t think it comes from gay shipping, I believe this development comes from many things. One example could be how society pressures people to find a relationship which leads to desperation and purposefully blurring the lines between romance and friendship because it’s better to have someone, even if you don’t really love them romantically and just enjoy their company, than to have no one. Another example could be how society used to have a heteronormative idea of relationships, if we all believed ourselves to be straight, than it was easy to just say “if I’m a woman all the women I get along with I only see as platonic, but if I get along with a man I must see it as romantic”, but now that we are expanding on the possibility that people of all genders can be both platonically or romantically involved with anyone of any gender, we are having to face the fact that romantic and platonic feelings are not solid concepts and we have to get philosophical with what is love and what constitutes love, and most people don’t like to think about that so they keep to their heteronormativity.

This are but only 2 reasons why I believe people don’t understand platonic and romantic relationships but I haven’t heard anyone say that because they be blaming gay shipping. I’m going to say that like with anything in life this has nuance and you can argue all you want but I’m going to say that I genuinely believe a good part of the people saying this argument are homophobes.

By stating gay shipping you are ultimately also adding gay relationships, gay shipping is just a step below from queer representation. So ultimately you are making the same homophobic argument that queer relationships shouldn’t be portrayed in media because it would confuse the masses and the children. We have fallen into the idea that complicated concepts as romantic and platonic relationships should be dumbify to appeal to a larger audience of straight people.

But I can hear someone argue “but shipping is a fandom thing not a show thing”. Well someone has been living under a rock because nowadays fandoms are an extension of the show, we are social media people, we thrive in social engagement in these online communities and fandom culture has been on the fucking rise. We can’t ignore that what happens within a fandom is how people ultimately portrayed the show, it’s the reason why a lot of people don’t watch things like mha because the fandom is weird and not because the show is bad. So by criticizing gay shipping within a fandom you are ultimately criticizing it as if it was part of the show.

Which leads me to Wenclair. I believed season 2 is truly going to be coming in a horrible time to be a minority, as people have been growing more homophobic and racist as time goes on. So people are going to extremely criticize the Wenclair ship, not because it’s a toxic or immorally wrong ship, but because it’s gay. People would criticize the show because they are going to go from friends to lovers. They would argue so much about the fact Wenclair is erasing a platonic relationship that they would forget that a foundation for many straight ships and real life relationships is friendship.

I don’t think friendship in media is dying. Within my example of Wenclair there are multiple moments of true friendships in the show. A big part of the Wednesday show was Wednesday learning to have allies and people she can trust to help her, but people would ignore does messages to jump about the fact the two main girls of the show are seen as more than platonic EVEN THOUGH BOTH OF THEM HAVE SOLID FRIENDSHIPS OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP. It’s almost like the only problem is that they are both girls, because let’s be honest NO ONE is saying the same thing about straight ships, they straight ships are always super romantic and completely fine, even though we could argue that does ships also can confused people as to what is romantic and what is platonic.

And before anyone comes for me arguing that I’m taking this too far and that I’m just a sad gay who doesn’t understand we NEED same gender platonic representation (like we haven’t had enough of that in hundreds of centuries of media 😀) and that I’m just mad people criticize my gay ship. I am going to hold your hand and say. I don’t care if you hate a ship. You can tell me all you want that Xavier or Tyler are better potential partners for Wednesday and I would let you because that’s your constitutional given right, BUT if you are criticizing the ship not by personal preference but from the eyes of homophobia I am going to be mad and I’m going to be annoyed by it, because queer representation has JUST been on the rise, you can’t already be mad at it WHEN IT JUST STARTED. WATCH ANY SHOW IN ANY GENRE AND YOU WOULD FIND SAME GENDER COMPLETELY PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS, SO WHY MUST YOU BE MAD AT THE SLIGHT POSSIBILITY OF A SHOW DOING ONE, ONE!, CONTRADICTION TO THE NORM.

Shipping and canon gay relationships are not going to take away friendship, they are just helping people understand that there is not one way of being in love or one way of being involved with someone of the opposite gender, we are not stopping friendships. I would make the argument we are increasing it by making people analyze their interactions with people of even the opposite gender through the eyes of it being platonically. Because now gender is not a factor in friendships, you can be friends with anyone of any gender. Shipping shouldn’t be confusing you about it, you should think critically and analyze what you consider love.

[jennaaswife]

*Sigh* Wednesday is trending again, which means that the kiddos out there are gonna start drama again. Please just stop; this is one of the reason why the show was called cringe a year ago and people left the fandom.

1- You have the right to ship Wyler et Wavier. This is your opinion, your preference and I respect it. So why, mainly Wavier shippers, are suddenly back at attacking Wenclair shippers for no reason at all on Tumblr, Twitter and basically every single social media? What are you, 12? Is this hard to respect people's opinions???

2- Stop shipping Jenna and Emma. I'm almost certain this is the reason why we can't tag Emma on Instagram anymore. Ever since the Chappell Roan videos got out, a lot of people have made weird comments saying that they kissed or that they were on a date. Just stop. Stop shipping real people, or do it but silently. All of this is making them very uncomfortable and it's just direspectful to assume things like that. We just got them back, don't make Jenna delete Instagram again and make Emma disappear from it once again.

This just needed to be said. Just be respectful, it's not that fucking hard, goddamit. And when I mean respectful, I mean towards the fans AND the actors. Don't make Wednesday cringe again. Stop being kids and attacking other fans for absolutely no reason because you can't accept the fact that they don't ship your ship. And stop using the fucking Wenclair hashtag to say trash about them, this is getting annoying.

This is also addressed to, like me, Wenclair shippers. You should respect Wyler and Wavier shippers as well; don't give the bad example. Everyone is free to ship the characters they want, and this without any drama or violence. Just be kind to each others, it's not that hard.

Thank you for reading this. If you disagree, then just shut the fuck up because I don't have time to lose arguing with immature people on social media. I'm writing this as a reminder to respect Jenna and Emma and the fans, that's all. Y'all seriously needed a reminder.

Also, don't make Tumblr toxic. I already left Instagram and Twitter because people in here are the most toxic ever, I always loved Tumblr because people were nice, but for a week mad Wavier shippers started posting and insulting which is extremely annoying. Oh, and I also had to turn off my anonymous asks because I got very weird questions from probably bots. Don't make this app bad too, it's basically the only good one left with Pinterest.

I suppose that's all. Goodnight. And don't fucking come at me for saying this, because everything I said in here is true and I am just trying to remind people to be nice, not cause any more drama. If you say something mean here, you will be blocked immediately because, as I said, I don't have time to lose arguing with kids who can't respect an opinion.

Goodnight 🤍☮️

[not-a-healthy-human]

I'm supposed to be doing a dissection report! So, here! Have some headcanons!

Enid once gave Wednesday a dead rat she found on the way to Jerico as a joke (Wednesday taxidermied it and saved it on her bedside table)

Wednesday wore a pink scarf for her and Enid's anniversary and Enid almost collapsed due to gay panic

Slasher night is one of their small rituals (Enid can't stomach anything else and Wednesday hates most corny movies)

Enid gave Wednesday a Grim Reaper plush that the goth utterly denies loving (tho whenever Enid's out of town she hugs it while sleeping)

Wednesday had 3 full paragraphs dedicated to Enid in her final draft of "Viper de la muerte" and Pugsley refuses to stop fuzzing about his two sentences

Thing made a big business outta selling Yoko and the gang Wenclair content (this all went to hell when Wednesday found out, and instead of stopping him, she started making his profit disappear without him knowing what the heck was going on)

Enid has a shirt that says "Don't mess with me, my sugar daddy craves violence" and Wednesday utterly hates it (she has one that Enid prank gifted her that says "Mess with my sugar baby, get my sugar knives")

Enid made the grave mistake of introducing Wednesday to Wikipedia. Now her nerd of a girlfriend will spend hours upon hours in Wikipedia rabbit holes

"hey, why do you like the last of us so much?" "Because it's got gay sad people!" "Because there's dead bodies"

Wednesday steadily replaced Enid's fake plants with real deadly plants (It's been 3 years, Enid hasn't noticed)

[ice-and-fires-blog]

These people really need to understand that if I like this series, or TV show in this case, and love wenclair DOESNT MEAN IM GAY, or Lesbian! Ok

Love to support females, especially bcs there aren't many TV shows tht actually give the main character role to a female, and always…NO JOKE has to be a man next to her. In this case, Wednesday doesn't care about what others say, and Enid is there to be a friend. That's what we need: a good TV show that showcases female power.

So for those who keep going into my DMs asking me why I say "I'm straight" in my bio and love Wenclair, READ MY NOTE I LOVE THE ADDAMS FAMILY NO MATTER WHAT! And if that means supporting bad ass females in a TV show (that may not be a couple bt wish they were) sorry, but I can't change that. I love the fandom, and for those who send anonymous messages, show your faces! People can love a tv show and many other stuff and continue been straight ok!!!!

The fandom has actually helped me see that I'm not the only one who has a love for the show, especially now with the Wednesday show. It makes me feel that I can be okay talking about the Addams family and Wednesday and Enid here, which I can't do in my real life, so stop annoying me, people.

[bowdensnow]

I don’t get this fandom cause what the actual fuck? I knew there was a reason why I ignored everyone in the fandoms that I liked and stayed in my own personal bubble. Because of this.

Why are people who ship (Jenna x Percy) getting angry at people who ship (Jenna x Emma)? What’s the point? You’re getting angry at others for shipping real people when you’re doing the same thing. “Jemma fans hate Percy because they can’t stand to see Jenna happy.” Are you fucking delusional? Like come on 🤦‍♀️ Because of one movie where they played lovers somehow means Jenna is super in love with Percy and they’re dating and they’re living happily ever after? Did Jenna personally tell you that? Get out of your fantasies. Everyone. That includes Jemma fans.

I’ve seen enough, “We don’t know what Jenna thinks,” from a bunch of people who then talk as if they know what Jenna thinks. Like really? That’s so hypocritical that it makes me laugh.

The whole fandom is toxic. There, I said it. Wenclair fans, Jemma fans, Wednesday x Xavier fans, Jenna x Percy, everyone is toxic. Now, before someone screams at me, it’s not the entire fandom, no, there’s some chill people. But some people are more toxic than others, I’ve noticed and it’s stupid.

Grow 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 up.

[hislittleraincloud]

Proud Wenclair here, big f*king whoop, there’s a 2 year old movie out with him 🤬and Jenna that came out all the way in Poland. Did you forgot Jenna hasn’t even acknowledged this movie at all. Any feelings you think you see , if real, are old fucking news. He not even in Season2 of the show so celebrate this hallow ass victory all you want, but that relationship is washed up, the cast of Wednesday doesn’t even f*k with him. At least we get to see our faves together in the show and real life so take that!

Proud Wenclair here

big f*king whoop, there’s a 2 year old movie out with him 🤬and Jenna that came out all the way in Poland

Big fucking whoop, there's a 2 years in the making novelization out with Wenclair anti-canon that came out with little fanfare from Netflix & MGM

See, I can do it too. 😃

Did you forgot Jenna hasn’t even acknowledged this movie at all.

Did you "forgot" [sic] that you do not know Ortega's motivations for anything, and you do not know what she feels about the movie.

Any feelings you think you see , if real, are old fucking news.

And if they were real, that you don't feel bad at all for Ortega and can't see why it might actually hurt to see a little pet project like that after all the shit y'all did to her (and White...not defending whatever shitty actions he did, but even with whatever levels of fucked he was, this was fucked as well) is why I don't think you types like her or her work. You don't even have to be a stan or fan, it only takes a little bit of humanity to see that it could hurt. It would hurt regardless whether they were lovers or friends. No wonder she doesn't want anything to do with you/us, except for show when she's signing/posing.

He not even in Season2 of the show so celebrate this hallow ass victory all you want

It's "hollow" ya goddamn illiterate fuck.

Ah wait, you might be ESL. If that's the case, I have told people here numerous times that I can read several languages. Whatever the fuck I can't understand is easy enough to look up...I'm not a lazy fuck.

but that relationship is washed up, the cast of Wednesday doesn’t even f*k with him

They're still friends with him on IG, and you are naïve to think that he — that THEY ALL — don't have secret accounts that they don't fucking share with you/us (for good reason) that they may or may not still be using to chat/keep in contact with him. For God's sake, I have secret/non-public shit that I talk to my friends on. Why the fuck would he or any of them be any different?

At least we get to see our faves together in the show and real life so take that!

The fuck you even on about 'in real life'? Are you one of those delus who think that 'Jemma' kissed at the Roan concert?

God, I know I've been busy yapping about Ortega, but I cannot fucking wait until Myers ends up announcing an engagement to some dude and your weird fantasies about Jemma will die once and for all/hopefully shatter your delusions about Wenclair as well. I sincerely hope I live long enough to see that, but if I don't, I'll make sure those who survive me take some E to celebrate the mass destruction.

When it comes to celebrity/ies and actors, you will want what you can't have. That's normal. What's not normal is the crazed irrationality of a lot of the Wenclairs (and ALL of the Jemmas) when it comes to these actors' personal lives and who you think they should be fucking. ETA: THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ANYONE, gay or straight, but especially us 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️ who should not be giving the gifts of delusion to those who could weaponize them.

This is the crazed irrationality that makes someone embrace an adjunct to canon that destroys canon. Y'all don't care about her the way you say you do. I think that's probably the only difference between you people and the dirty old cismale pervs. Both of you groups using her for the same thing, but at least they want to watch everything she's in because they like her...and aren't fucking jealous of the actual cock that got to be with her/be around her.

I haven't even seen everything she's been in (and I have no desire to even see some of them, especially if I have to sit through another whole episode of Stuck in the Middle 💀 or worse, Know It All Nina). Her performance for me in Scream V was so non-memorable that I've forgotten what happened in it (LOL I DO know what happened in Scream VI though).

Honestly, I'd ask who the fuck raised you, but then I would have to look back upon the fuckheads who were in my class. I don't know where they went wrong.

[eattherichplease]

Love watching the old Addams Family show from the 60's because you can see very clearly the episodes and even the specific scenes that served as inspiration for Wednesday.

Cool thing is: they are mostly related to Morticia.

Here we have Morticia holding a séance in Halloween Addams Style (S02E07):

She's holding a séance because Wednesday want to see a real witch for Halloween and she doesn't want her daughter to be disappointed! So they try to contact Aunt Singe. Naturally.

Wednesday learned the basics of her mother's craft, as we all know:

Cool!

And! here we have Morticia writing! in Morticia, the Writer (S02E08):

She writes in the caves under the manor! How cool is that?

Her set-up was clearly the inspiration for Wednesday's own set-up at Nevermore:

Could this be the same typewriter? Family heirloom?

As you can see, both images depict Morticia doing things that we now associate with Wednesday.

And the best thing is: Morticia is doing both of them for Wednesday's sake!

Morticia is holding a séance only because Wednesday wants to meet a real witch.

Morticia is writing a children's book only because Wednesday hates the ones they force them to read in school, where the knights kill dragons and goblins and other magnificent and perfectly nice fellows.

So as you can see, Morticia and Wednesday have lots of things in common, and many things we now associate with Wednesday (fencing, string instruments, writing, seances, along with restrain, focus, pragmatism) were Morticia's traits and hobbies first.

And Morticia and Wednesday love each other very much! That's like Addams Family 101. Infinite love for each other. Perfectly healthy family with caring parents, no matter how macabre they look. It's the striking contrast that makes it great!

So why does society (Netflix) insists on pitting two bad bitches against each other? Don't know!

But anyway is cool they took inspiration from the original show!

Bonus: A glimpse of our glorious (wenclair) future: