#if tiktok is stupid

[njk-mr]

HIMMMMMMMMM

[thatscribblingrat]

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is live-streaming and Steve is hanging out in the same room, grading papers. Fans don’t even know that he’s there until he leans into the frame and presses a gold star sticker to Eddie’s cheek, “A gold star for my gold star man.”

Eddie: You know, technically I’m considered a gold star gay.

Steve: What’s that mean?

Eddie: it’s a dumb things assholes say to make themselves feel superior. It just means I’ve never been with a woman.

Steve: … Are there gold star bisexuals?

Eddie: Ehh, a bisexual that’s been with both, maybe? But like I-

Steve: I think all bisexuals deserve gold stars.

Steve: Because I’m not judgmental.

Steve: *smiles at the camera*

Eddie:

Eddie: Stop trying to get me canceled.

Steve: No. Not until you get off your phone and spend time with me.

[notquiteaghost]

re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!

[lanavecorona]

today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[riddlerautism]

edward just trying to sleep:

joker:

[pyr0frnzy]

gay ppl on my algebra II notes what the freak

[enemywasp]

"Honey, I assure you as a condescending child on the interent that I know you better than a medical professional and your therapist is grooming you if they support you :/"

[fridayiminlovemp3]

the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying

[l3viat8an]

Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?

MC: See, me personally-

Lucifer: MC!

MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!

[porrigens]

💤💤

[its-stimsca]

Something I’ve found out recently is that all links to TikToks stop working after 4 months, and will just start sending you to a random page after that amount of time. This is super annoying, but I figured I’d make a post about it since I still see a lot of stimboard gif makers posting tiktok links as credit. Make sure to list the name of the account too!

[aromantic-diaries]

I think aspec people in fandoms should be allowed to complain about how much of fandom is about shipping and I don't think it has to be taken as an attack on people who do enjoy shipping. I'm not really in any fandoms so I don't have a lot to say but often I think about how yeah shipping can be an interesting way to explore the characters but at the same time if the only value you see in a story is making characters kiss that's kind of a shallow way to enjoy it. At the end of the day there is a healthy balance

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Ford loving his 6 fingered cat cause I’m tired of his mis-characterization

[tough-n-dumb]

jesper to wylan throughout all of crooked kingdom