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should i finish and post this sad rick fic i’ve been working on for the past 3 days? it’s about 85% done.
#if this gets 5 notes i’ll do it#im very private about my writing but im trying to change that#rick and morty#rnm#rick and morty fanfic#rnm fic#rick and morty fanfiction#rick and morty fic
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i’m literally shaking buy them brown contacts pls
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#no pyro unfortunately :( we dont know what their eyes look like but they Better not be Blue.#why do they all have blue eyes they’re so scary#era.png#ok i’ll actually work on requests after this i just needed to get this image out of my system#scopo#scopophobia#eye contact#id in alt text#more than 5 notes! impressive
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tommy must have been so confused.... he's like this man called me for a tour of the place but he doesn't want to leave the 118... and is he flirting with me or...??
#as with all my long gifsets that take 5 hours to make. i’m not expecting to get many notes on this#but i’m very glad i’ve finally giffed the whole of this part of the conversation.#maybe tomorrow i’ll do the rest of it#my gifs#911#911 abc#911 7x04#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy
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I need everyone to know I’m always like one bout of neurodivergency away from making a full compilation of every single pepper appearance in inanimate insanity
#Here if this post gets 20 notes I’ll do it TONIGHT#thimking about her……I alsohave 5 essays to write…..
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Living my best Stephen Maturin life (lying half naked on a warm rock for hours staring at lizards)
#what are your secrets#are you mating or gearing up for a fight#genuinely invested in this lizard melodrama#I am literally 5#I get excited whenever they do the puff my thing with their throats#FIGHT OR FUCK!#oh and being off putting to everyone who meets me#I’m not angry I’m just trying to focus on what you’re saying or else I’ll start thinking about lizards again and that’s not allowed#at least in this weird af social contract thing#stephen maturin#oops#looks like it’s a fuck situation#still who’s gonna win#up for debate#also: taking extreme detailed notes on the local flora because damn#if I haven’t been missing a good fine hibiscus bush#also there are isopods crawling on me
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Taking a short break rn to give my brain some breathing room but I’m so upset
I thought an important task I’ve been working on was needed by my supervisor on Monday of next week but I mixed up assignments and she actually needed it yesterday :(
So oops I’ve been working on it in more pieces all so I’d get it done for her by Monday….. so I’ve been working on it non-stop today 😭
#share the beans#and this is before performance reviews too ugh#just needed to complain here#I checked through my past notes and I did write that she wanted it yesterday. I just mixed it up with other tasks so yeah my bad :(#I sent 5 of the forms over to her to review and am working on the last 4…..#I love mistakes of my own making#back to work now ugh - I’ll get it done today with time for her to review it before sending tot he clients if it’s the last thing I do haha
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i finished watching death note which was my hw background noise so what the hell do i watch now
#i want to watch other animes but death note is one of the few i prefer dubbed so i could get away with watching in english#maybe i’ll watch a resE playthrough or something#although those are kind of my nap time background noise#could listen to more rqg but i’ve already listened to like 5 eps today while working on hw#alex’s inane ramblings#really want to rewatch train to busan but i will not do my hw because i’ll be too busy reading subtitles 😔#OH i could watch death parade. the dub’s pretty good for that one#i’m just going through a mental list of animes i watched dubbed back in middle/high school
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how am i supposed to focus when. the book
#getting my own copy of tsbit was either a very good or very bad idea depending on your perspective#aaaaaaaa#i have so much i need to do but what if i reread the whole book and put post it notes in it and and#(hm how have i only just noticed in our beginning from persona 5 there’s that one bit that sounds like that one nintendo song i think??#i think it’s a mii related one but i’m not sure actually unless it’s wait#is it just the persona music it might be yeah no ignore me#i think i’m just confused cause rt puts persona music in the background of like the minecraft ones as well as nintendo stuff so it all blurs#together. anyway unrelated ramble over)#ok i’ll get the german writing done and then do some geography. then lunch then physics n maths then more geography then prolly dogs out#then nothing then nothing then nothing then more food then nothing then nothing then something i’ve forgotten about or composition#then shower then nothing then more work for no real reason then sleep#very excited for today it’s gonna be a wild one#ezra’s real life rambles
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Im thinking about making a legacy challenge based off of tarot cards…. Thoughts???
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I should draw Damian using his w rizz just to fuck w y’all bc y’all seem to like him 💀
#Even though I’ve posted him here. Like. Once#If this gets ummm 5 notes I’ll do it (/hj I’m gonna prob do it anyway)
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thinking about earlier this year and even last year when i was so deeply hyperfixated on lloyd & he was all i could think about and yet i barely shared any of my thoughts on here. i kind of want to kick myself about it now actually because i know i had so many things to say and so much i wanted to do but i never made it happen. why was i a coward.
#raaghhh i’m just so disappointed in myself :(#it would’ve been so cool to have those posts to look back on now!!!#technically i still can because it’s all rotting in my notes app. but that’s not as fun.#and it’s not even really about that it’s more like. knowing there’s so much that i’ve missed out on#i never shared any of my writing here (despite saying that i would like. 5 million times!) because i was so so scared of it being perceived#so i never got to experience what it’s like to get feedback!!#and then there’s the lloyd roleplay blog that i’ve wanted to make since very early 2021….#i got so close to doing it last year and i put literal hours of effort into the blog but then i just. decided not to use it.#and i think that makes me the most sick because like. how many interactions do you think i missed out on??#maybe it wouldn’t have gone anywhere. maybe it would’ve sucked and died immediately but i’d never know unless i tried!!!#and now i’ll never know.#‘just do it now’ well you see. I Am Still Scared :)#idk i just find it so difficult to put myself out there#even in a fandom that has a grand total of five people 💀#but i am thinking about it!!! and that should count for something#anyway wow i can ramble!#if you read all this…. hi :)#i’ll probably delete this later but it was good to get it off my chest!
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Idk how welcome home has overrun literally all of my social media but I guess I welcome it
#talkingcore#I love puppets it’s all on me I’m engaging this actually isn’t a complaint more like a I Didn’t Know This Existed 24 hours ago#and now it’s literally all I’m seeing like 80% of the videos I’ve seen today have been welcome home which like honestly is super impressive#hell yeah to those creators they’ve got some insane drive#album adventure update: finally rolled good ol honorary Beach boy Glen Campbell maybe I’ll give you guys ram ranch#pip would’ve loved ram ranch 💔 rip king fly high 🕊️🧍♂️ 18 naked cowboys 😭 at the ram ranch 😰#I’ve been fucking around with lip syncing shit and it’s tedious as hell but heeehee it’s fun woooah the mouth moves wooooahaaahhhhhh#also this dude keeps leaving his Apple Watch in the practice room in my dorm and like thankfully I’m such an amazing and perfect person#that I didn’t take it the first time but the second time (like 2 weeks later) I said fuck it and just used it while it was still in there#(I’d checked at 2. saw it was there. didn’t use it. came back at 5 it was still there so like a reasonable amount of time to get it)#so I fucked around as normal but like I started getting freaked by the possibility of it listening (it probs wasn’t)#so I left but like bro how do you forget it twice why are you taking it off#I gave it to the help desk people which I think was the right thing to do but also Dude think how easily I could’ve stolen it please keep it#no longer dying of the plague but I need to hang onto my t boy swag pleasepleaseplease let me keep at least some lower notes#I will accept not hitting a G2 again but like. a C3? even just a D3 like regularly? please? please? please? hello? you’re nothing#anyway I’m avoiding my work you guys should look up The Beach Boys and Charles Manson have a gander at that for fun#thanks to my lovely institution having a strike going on by mid Thursday I’m done for the week which means I get to indulge and boy shall I#love you 🫶 go slay 🫶 have great vagina 🫶 byeeee
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Well I guessed on a bunch of my questions for my physics exam, but I didn’t feel like a total failure this time, so I’ll take what I can get
#I somewhat studied for this one#but by that I mostly mean I looked at the intro to the concept videos and my notes#and then just rewrote those while I was in the test hall an hour early#so I didn’t look at any actual problems which was probably my downfall#but this time I know what to do#if I try I may be able to do it#maybe#or I’ll drop the class I’m not sure#I should probably figure that out soon since deadline for dropping is 5 tomorrow#but the teacher said he’d put in test results by tomorrow so we’ll know#but I think I’m getting into the groove of studying#like 2 weeks before the final#but I’ll take what I can get#I won’t make these mistakes next semester#physics#real life stuff
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I know I say I love you guys but you don’t know how much I mean it. These random people compliment me and I’m over here blushing like a 6 yo who’s crush just brought them a Barbie dream house. Anyways yeah basically if you compliment my work I automatically have a big fat crush on you and swoon every time I see your name.
#so far there’s about 5 tumblr people who when I see their name I stop everything to see what they said#if you see this hiiii#don’t be weirded out by me now#I swear this is normal behavior for me#I have a crush on all of my friends#my situation ship is aware of this#ew I just realized how millennial the term situationship sounds#I’m sorry#I’ll never say it again#also is this normal?#do y’all get crushes on stranger or do I need more meds?#istg i over share on here but idec at this point#anyways#that’s it#no notes tags so only the people I’m speaking of will see this 😘
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help I got way too into homebrewing dnd stuff and now I can’t sleep
#i think I might be coming down with a cold too which sucks#but I made up an entire dnd race on the spot. wrote 2 pages of lore and figured out balancing. it was SO fun#and I’m also helping one of my players adapt a monster to a playable race and mess with one of the subclasses to fit that#oh and writing up big document to give to players so they can start properly making characters#i gotta finish the city section and then it’s done#I’m just. so excited abt dnd#but it’s also now 1:10am and I gotta get up early for work tomorrow. I ALREADY feel bad#my flatmate has been coughing a LOT today so I might have caught smth from him :/ I’m rlly hoping I haven’t#but I took paracetamol (worn off now so my head hurts again) and I’ll see what happens tomorrow#oh wait I could take more paracetamol now it’s been 5 hours#..yeah okay that’ll probably help sleep#god. I have a big application to write which I was meant to do this weekend and this week at work is gonna be so busy#terrifying. all I wanna do is dnd. literally all I can think about.#oh note to self make the other shark person homebrew have limited amphibiousness turn into not getting long rest benefits outside of water#okay I’m going to bed now. and I have hiccups. god hates me#pls someone bail me out of work so I can just dnd instead#luke.txt
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Rating band names based on their accuracy:
(I keep updating this list so check back later)
The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts
(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)
Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink
Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like
Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it
The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to
Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury
Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams
The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few
U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band
Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot
Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music
Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location
Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes
The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho
Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago
Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used
Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho
The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location
The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate
Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.
Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go
Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green
The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band
KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes
The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me
We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable
They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants
The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two
Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit
The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not
The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring
Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic
Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that
Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar
Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew
Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole
Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that
Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go
The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate
Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long
Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking
The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit
Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head
Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful
Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden
Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out
Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk
The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list
The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot
Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!
Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma
Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction
Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways
Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it
Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points
Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal
Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury
D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band
NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it
Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud
Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold
No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts
The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes
Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally
Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad
Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one
Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death
Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band
Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie
Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are
Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools
Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment
Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is
Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis
Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast
Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead
Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?
Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify
ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite
5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with
All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this
T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments
Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10
The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons
The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins
Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history
Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot
Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this
Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out
Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out
Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are
#r/196#r/196archive#196#/r/196#rule#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#music#rock#rock music#the Beatles#pink floyd#nirvana#foo fighters#the eagles#queen#led zeppelin#the rolling stones#metallica#red hot chili peppers#rhcp#guns n roses#backstreet boys#simon and garfunkel#the doors#Chicago#earth wind and fire#def leppard
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