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Bring back the Mac that made fun of Dennis when he got addicted to crack, had sex with his mom, and left him in an alley to get stabbed
#boyboss moment tbh#I need him to be fucked up and evil again for my mental health#if there’s one evil Mac supporter it’s me#if there’s none I’m dead#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#charlie kelly#frank reynolds#iasip mac#iasip dennis#iasip dee#iasip charlie#iasip frank#iasip#it’s always sunny#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#it’s always sunny in philly#source: iasip#macdennis#macden
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I still can’t believe Taylor cut Tolerate It for ttpd on the eras tour
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Danny is glad he actually made a plan for once. Jazz had been on his back about telling their parents he was Phantom, and he had managed to convince her he had a plan. The only thing that would extend how long it took was the frequency of ghost attacks.
He generally didn’t have much free time, so luckily Clockwork was willing to put him in a time bubble so he could get stuff done, like get enough sleep. But mostly he was training. Sometimes with Wulf to make portals, but other ghosts had come by too.
The power that was giving him the most trouble, and that he needed most for his plan was duplication. It took forever and he still couldn’t have more than 3 versions of himself at one time. How Vlad managed so many he had no idea.
Anyway back to his plan. He got all his stuff that he couldn’t afford to lose hidden away, got copies of all his parents blueprints and files, replaced items that he didn’t feel comfortable letting them keep if worse case scenario came, and a few more miscellaneous things.
He decided not to tell Sam and Tucker what he was doing. Though he did give them a mysterious file that they weren’t able to open yet. It would lead them to him later. But he needed their reactions to be legitimate, even if he hated having to potentially distress them for a bit.
He then sent his duplicate in his place back home while he went to the Ghost Zone to keep learning and keep an eye on things. Hopefully things went well, but he planned to spend a full living realm month here just in case his parents faked taking it well.
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It did not go well. About two weeks after his duplicate told his parents they knocked him out and buried him in a ghost proof coffin. Was he glad he wouldn’t have to experience his worse fears as a lab experiment? Yes. Was he still going to have nightmares of being trapped underground unable to escape? Also yes.
He was glad it was his duplicate though. It was easy for him to undo from a distance and since they had been connected he still had all the memories. He typed in the code for the file he gave his friends before he left. Time to go to Gotham, the one place he was able to wheedle out of Clockwork would be best for him.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#Danny made a plan and it didn’t backfire!#He can actually make portals for himself now#Tucker and Sam attempted to open the file early but it was stuck shut by time powers#I’m a fan of Dead on Main so if continued that would be my chosen route#Danny didn’t realize he was considered a baby ghost and none of his rouges would be happy to find the baby gone#Chaos would happen once they realize and Val would not be able to handle it#Poor Val being run ragged and realizing Phantom was doing a lot more to keep things in check#GIW soon find themselves taken down because the Ghosts are not happy and think they took the baby#Turns out they had Box Lunch instead and the Box Ghost shows he is actually OP#I have no idea where canonically this happens but I was imagining Danny was 16 or 17
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“hey are you ok?” NO im thinking about how soft Logan was by the end of the film
#all it took was one idiot refusing to let him die#i’m so fucked up over this rn#his whole world wanted him dead#this new world saw him as the worst version of himself#and yet#this fool in red treated him like none of it mattered#like he was still worth a damn#like he was worth saving#this guy he barely knew had already carved out a place for him in his poloroid-picture sized world#and it absolutely shattered the walls he’d built up#AAAAAAUUGH NO ONE LOOK AT ME#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadpool 3 spoilers
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i had a payneland idea inspired by @thefutureandonceking’s post about dps and dead boy detectives and the second i read that i had an idea
what if edwin started the dead poets society and was the first member? what if when charles went to st. hilarions he was a pledge and then became a member?
what kind of ghost stories could come out of that and how would they be described in terms of the societies history, i mean it’s founding member died under mysterious circumstances right? he would be a legend, not just because of his infamy of never bringing in a piece that wasn’t his own, pieces that should have been published for the world itself, but for also dying mysteriously and possibly violently like all the great poets.
charles was already a surprising member having poetry be something he wouldn’t seem interested in, however be the most inthralled with poetry out of anyone at the time. maybe not writing the best poetry out of anyone but being able to find and read poetry with the emotional weight of a naval ship. a member who would have made the founders proud. now of course he dies and joins the ranks of those others in the club who had not just lived but experienced life.
imagine charles confusion as he hides from his once friends and he figures he’s hallucinating the face of the founder of his club whom’s face he’s memorized just like all the others in the societies past. he probably figured he was dying already and wanted a face he could not only recognize but relate to. now of course imagine his confusion as he realized he’s not having death visions he’s actually seeing the ghost of edwin payne, the myth and legend, who created that little club.
#i’m mostly interested in what the current day pledges would have to say abt them#they were of course other deaths in the club (that’s kinda the whole point) but maybe none as talked abt as those two#could be used as a case fic as well#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbda#save dead boy detectives#dead poets society
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this morning crossed wires w “i’m bald” poll answer to indicate unlisted option with nuance/none of the above and boba “slapping his bald head” fett in the book of boba fett (2021) and imagined a star wars where, by some quirk of linguistic development, clone troopers in the GAR begin replying to yes/no or multiple style-choice questions with “i’m boba fett” to indicate a hitherto unmentioned nuanced option or none of the above
#‘is boba fett dead’ ‘i’m boba fett’ = no one really knows but also why does it matter#‘do you think the generals will make it out alive or will we have to rescue them’ ‘i’m boba fett’#= none of the above. they might die but i’m busy baby!#마음#clone troopers
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I think the thing that’s most compelling for me about the live action iteration of Luffy is that they’ve stripped away all the expectations of the Shonen Protagonist.
Right away they let him have some character growth and vulnerability that we didn’t get from the manga until several dozen or hundred chapter in! He’s allowed to be indecisive and to make the wrong call and to NOT know what to do and to get comfort and reassurance and advice from his friends!!!
Everything goes to shit - Zoro is mortally wounded by Mihawk - and after they drag Zoro’s bleeding body into the galley, Usopp is running around looking for the first aid kit and Nami is trying to staunch the bleeding and Luffy completely detaches himself from the moment because it’s more than he can process! He never for a moment thought Zoro would lose and here are the consequences. Nami has to call his name several times before he can even answer her! And even when he runs into the Baratie’s kitchen, he’s so flustered and upset that he’s nearly incoherent and the pathetic way he says “My friend is dying” is absolutely heartbreaking!
It’s such an interesting take to see so early on, because the few instances in the manga where Luffy has lost a fight or not know what to do or royally fucked up have been because he didn’t understand the situation or he wasn’t properly motivated, etc. His authority as captain and the whole “playing at pirates” thing isn’t even something that gets called into question until WATER 7, and it’s Zoro who calls him out because he’s so ready to forgive Usopp.
To do it NOW? During the East Blue arc???
To have it be Nami who tells him he’s shit at his job and that he Needs to take it more seriously because Zoro is DYING??
I’m frothing at the mouth about it tbh because Luffy takes that shit to heart - because it’s after this confrontation that Nami LEAVES. Luffy says it himself when he’s talking to Zoro while he’s unconscious. HE lost the grand line map, HE lost Nami, and HE feels responsible bc he might lose Zoro too!
All those failures - all that guilt - bothers the hell out of him and we get to SEE that!
Part of Manga Luffy’s charm apart from his emotional intuition is that he’s a lil fuckin bulldozer and he’s so arrogant and selfish and that head is empty zero thoughts 98 percent of the time - to soften those harder (arguably less palatable) traits and make live action Luffy just so fucking earnest and thoughtful and intelligent is such an incredible take I’m just obsessed with it! I’m eating it up!!! Bc he’s still LUFFY at his core!
He’s goofy and smiley and charming and fun and happy and easygoing and he’s dumb as hell and he’s constantly hungry and he loves to fight and he’s KIND and he sticks up for other people and he believes in himself!
He believes in other people’s dreams!
He doesn’t think you should let anything or anyone stand in your way!
He cares so much about his friends and he LOVES them and he’d die for them in a heartbeat!
But he’s also allowed to have a fucking panic attack when his friend is literally bleeding to death and oh boy do I love to see it!
#opla#opla spoilers#one piece live action#opla Luffy#second watch and I’m slowly putting my thoughts together bc there’s just SO MUCH#anyway I love Luffy if he has one fan it’s me if he has none I am dead and in the ground#also I’m not saying manga Luffy isnt SMART I know that boy has hyper battle#intelligence#I know he’s smart as a whip!#I’m saying he can’t fucking read and LA Luffy can at least write his own name lmao
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#one piece#charlotte pudding#my rotten soldier my good time girl I understand you so much and I forgive you for everything#if puddings has 1000 defenders im one if she has 10 im one if she has none I’m dead. etc…
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no ok because forevers solo mission into the nether and all the vague ‘if I don’t return’ and ‘I’m sorry’ messages he’s left behind is made all the more heart wrenching because he wasn’t meant to be the martyr.
bad has been setting himself up for tragedy. it’s in the self destructive choices he makes, his hyper paranoia, his self isolation, the way he’s literally turning blue and can’t seem to notice it himself. and from a meta perspective, it’s obvious - he talks about lasting consequences, he makes very clear framing and music decisions, the story arc has been setting up for something big. he’s got a book that says it’s for forever’s eyes only and hinted at him needing his help. he’s said to tina that he’s 100% sure of one person ending up dead at the end of all this. he’s made it clear he’d do anything he thinks would get the kids back - self sacrifice included.
it’s been an anxious build up as bad gets worse and worse. as his friends pick up clues and notice. bagi says she knows that bad lies and can cause havoc, but she’s not going to leave his side because he is too sad to be left alone. foolish takes note of his color blindness before anyone else. forever demands his time and reassures bad daily that he is there for him. gives him a flower every day. makes an entire party just showing how much bad is cared for and loved. keeps talking and visiting even when he’s ripping out his hair with annoyance because bad just won’t quit being a nuisance, or argumentative, or a probable kidnapper.
it feels like love and doomed endings. it feels like a build up to something tragic. it feels like trying to save a drowning man who won’t let anyone pull him up. because bad is ready to work for the feds, torture people, burn down anything in his way, sacrifice himself in his desperation and grief.
but now its forever who’s gone and decided any danger to himself is worth it for his son. who’s left behind vague goodbyes and see you soons, unsure if he’ll survive but set on the kids surviving at the very least. he’s already decided his death is worth it.
and while it’s not a surprise, it’s enough of a script flip to punch us all in the gut. because we expected tragedy, we expected uneasy goodbyes and self destructive choices and that effect felt across the island - but we didn’t expect it to be forever.
and neither did bad - who relied on that flower every day
#maybe it’s more of a twist from bads perspective but like. in the roles their characters play in this story it’s now up in the air#this is like more meta analysis but like I’m fucking. freaking out about it#it’s an example of a twist that makes sense because we have seen evidence to make this believable. since the eggs first day gone forever has#been dead set on finding them. going explosive at first. he doesn’t know who he is without richas and the federation twists arms like none#other. so it’s set up. it was just half forgotten because of how much bad has been taking that role on stage yknow#if this makes any sense jfjskfkr idk it’s like yeah I was expecting 4halo bullshit angst and bad being a source of tragedy but not this#not this#mcyt#qsmp#q!bbh#bbh#forever#q!forever#qsmp meta#z speaks
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ik it’s been forever in internet time but i’m gonna die mad abt the way the live action atla show got a good amount of backlash and criticism from the fanbase meanwhile the pjo show was THAT horrendous and the fanbase treats critics like they’re out to kill their mother. as someone in both fandoms am i crazy bc i keep fucking seeing people say yes 💀 like!! these shows, whose original series were both about a 12 year old boy born with godlike powers going on quests with his friends to save the world, released in the 2000s, and had a shitty movie adaptation, now reboots released within weeks of each other, both committed nearly identical crimes of character assassination, exposition dumping, dumbing down their source material, sanitizing “problematic” elements (that the characters originally had to overcome), and wasting actor potential (also at least live action atla had good action scenes CANNOT say the same for the pjo show)—and i’m seeing like mainstream(ish) social media coverage of new atla show critique by people with millions of followers all across different sites, but nothing even close to that for the pjo show?? if that coverage exists for the pjo show somebody fucken send it to me bc like!! the pjo series is Not an unpopular series, i get it’s a book series and not a tv series so i didn’t expect the popularity to be exactly the same, but Damn! i feel like i need an hours long video essay comparing the two audience reactions to these series’ first season releases bc they were WIDLY different
#i need a full blown analysis someone pls scratch the itch in my brain i can’t put it all into words#like atla remake had the og creators packing their bags meanwhile author of pjo out here lying to his fans abt the show#what the fuck is that about#anyways this is a petty post and not my best put#not directed at the atla fanbase at all!! none of the pettiness for y’all#i am looking the pjo fandom dead in the eyes like just??#why the fuck pjo fans gaslighting the hell out of anybody who breathes wrong on the show??#like actual gaslighting. that term gets thrown around a lot but i mean gaslighting for real even from people in my personal life#the atla fandom has its Moments don’t get me wrong i’m in both but can we have a little bit of sanity in the pjo show fandom#pjo show crit#pjo tv crit#anti pjo show#and i guess#natla show crit#anti natla#natla criticism
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i love the scene where steve hits billy with his car for a lot of reasons, but one of it is for the monster hunting trio of it all.
so, jonathan’s in the car, trying to get away, nancy’s standing guard, shooting at billy, and steve is the one that swoops in at the last second, sacrificing himself for them (obviously he didn’t die, but could’ve so it still counts)
anyway! first of all, you get the parallels to season 1, with jonathan repeatedly dragging the both of them away from the demogorgon and to safety, nancy shooting the demogorgon to try to save them, and steve running in, to dive in front of the demogorgon.
just, like, at their core, these characters aren’t totally different. they’re changed by what they’ve witnessed, but their instincts are still the same, even nearly two years later, they’re still trying to save each other.
just, in both seasons, they’re protecting, but in different ways. jonathan is trying to save them by getting away, nancy is trying to save them by killing the thing that’s threatening them, and steve is trying to save them by diving in front of them all, and doing whatever he can to protect them.
#they’re so messy and fucked up. and all of them have reasons to resent the others. but none of them do.#they’re all still trying to save each other#i just love the monster hunting trio okay#i miss them so much#i’m like a wife waiting for my husband to return from war#but it’s been so many years that i’m pretty sure he’s dead#honestly tho. if the duffers don’t give us the trio being friends in s5 i may go insane#steve harrington#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#monster hunting trio#stoncy#stranger things#my post
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[opens fic] “moony has always been the smartest out of all of us” [closes fic]
#I’m curating my internet experience you see#dldr in action. it’s how it works#that being said remus was NOT the smartest#teenage remus holding a book once does not equate to being very clever#i don’t think a man running away from literally any type of hard situation is one to use his brain regularly i’m sorry#abandoning harry after sirius dies remus yes how smart of you. it’s not like you’re now the last semi-positive connection to his parents#all three of them#keeping an escaped alleged convict’s sneak-away-scot-free ability to yourself whilst said convict may be targeting your dead bff’s child…#OHHH HOW SMART#i don’t even see it as selfpreservation at this point. he just wasn’t thinking at all other than like#wallowing in self-pity. oh no james’ son looks like james. oh no i’m a werewolf. oh no sirius is the embodiment of all of my regrets#how many times do you think remus spotted padfoot watching harry from the shrubbery and he just went ‘none of my business’#like this wasn’t the exact reason he got hired in the first place.#tagging this#remus lupin critical#just to be safe#fanon remus would literally maul canon remus and people would kiss his casanova feet for it
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Love going to a really small, left winged college with a big LGBT+ population. Just walked past a table in the main cafeteria to someone watching Dead Boy Detectoves on mobile
#honestly maybe I’ll finally make a friend since none of the mutuals are into it and I want to scream about it#I’m pacing myself and still haven’t watched the last two episodes and I’m going to try to hold off till tonight or tmrw#I maladaptive daydream but if a way that it’s not maladaptive and you have no idea how many hours this show has inspired and continues to#inspire#I’m literally looking forward to sitting and staring at my wall tonight#rae’s rambles#dead boy detectives
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Dead Poets Society
I’ve just watched Dead Poets Society, at last.
And my god, what a film.
The only way I know how to review a movie is by telling what I felt watching it, and what I felt was raw. I felt hope, as if I could be what I want to be, as if my want to write is good.
I felt my heart beat!! And also this weird grief, because I’ll never get a boyhood like this.
So many aspects of this film are great, i don’t know.
Neil’s character is rooted with passion, it’s so interesting to see him realize what he wants to do, and then cling to it like an anchor.
The way he died for it.
The feelings in this movie ring so true.
Mr.Keating’s thoughts on education and poetry are like this, door to the Beat Generation movement, right? That’s what they were all about, I think.
I actually can’t form coherent thoughts, everything is jumbled.
Perhaps I need to watch it a thousand more times before I can write about it.
I’m not making any sense at all, my apologies.
#thought of the day#dead poets society#dead poets fandom#movie review#sort of#I cannot express my thoughts#none of this makes sense#this is not my best work#I’m very shaken#Neil Perry the boy that you were
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some of my fav pics of violet!🖤
#ahs#ahs murder house#murder house#violet harmon#american horror story#american horror story murder house#taissa farmiga#I love violet Harmon#none of the pictures are mine#i love violet Harmon#i love taissa farmiga#ik I haven’t posted in over a month#sorry about that#I’m not dead#I’m still on tumblr
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Tachihara losing his brother and not understanding what he was feeling or how to deal with it since he was so young (5). And as he gets older, he starts to wonder if he really missed his brother or he missed the idea of having a brother.
He assumes that because he’s grown since then and it feels so distant that he could handle it if it were to happen now. Maybe that’s because he’s killed people of his own. But he never really wants to dwell on it.
Turns out. It’s not. It hurts just as much, but now he blames himself as well. Why wasn’t he there? Why didn’t he stop Fukuchi when he had the chance? If he’d just asked for help, this all could’ve been avoided.
He’s always been a loner to some extent, never good at processing feelings, always wanting to belong but feeling like he was an outsider.
It’s not until they’re all gone that he realizes how much emptier he feels without them.
Shunzen may have been his brother by blood, but as much as he doesn’t wanna face it. Tachihara barely remembers him.
He remembers them. He spent the last 6 years being raised by them. They always encouraged him, supported him, even when the government and fate itself were trying to control them. And yet.
He wasn’t there.
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd tachihara#tachihara michizou#bsd hunting dogs#hunting dogs#I’m not tagging any other characters#cuz like it can kinda be vague for rn#but um#spoilers below so stop reading here#seriously#stop#ok spoiler time#the idea of Tachihara learning Fukuchi never actually wanted people to die and so everyone must still be alive#only to rush to the airport and find Tecchou being treated for his injuries but none of the others#him walking up and asking what happened and everyone gives him the same look bc he doesn’t know#and he just feels his heart drop#because that’s his fucking sister#and even when she annoyed him she was such a loud and influential presence for him#knowing their last interaction was them laughing as she climbed on his shoulders#like everything was normal#finding out Jouno is missing#and teruko is dead#temporarily probably bc it’s bsd#and Fukuchi is whatever the fuck Fukuchi is rn#it really really hurts#bc this is where one of his families quite literally fell apart#and he was the only one not there#bc by some divine miracle (or russian meddling) he wasn’t there
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