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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

#honestly it should be a fun milestone when u hit puberty and grow body hair #it's not a Big Scary Thing you're just--getting fuzzy!#that's what life does it gives you some fuzz and some chub and some wrinkles. and they are WONDERFUL. they are power-ups

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monoukotori · 4 months ago

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I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

#like what do YOU mean you saved the world together and now you're invited to Superman's Christmas dinner??#Tim is incredibly smug about the fact that he met Bruce's super friends first #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #batfam #batfamily #superman #wonder woman #clark kent #diana prince

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adiraofthetals · 6 months ago

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I have been watching Fallout again... My dark side is coming back. You know the cute headcanons that I posted? Fuck that. I can, will, and have written gore for characters. I am writing a fic for mirrorverse and it is the darkness of human nature.

#i need to stop listening to true crime before bed #like gore; killers; cannibalism; government experiments; the shit all the governments did in the world wars; mass killings; cults; more tbh #i could go on #i fear nothing #except bugs #thats the one thing #but anything else is far game #no i haven't been diagnosed with anything #if that is what you are wondering #mom just didn't care about the horror i watched as a kid #and that was called fnaf #also she put on spooksville and eeire when i was 6 that was her fault #she put me on this path #also goosebumps #and scooby doo #Mirror!Gray gets stockholm syndrome for Mirror!Adira #Nothing more is said though!!!#star trek #star trek discovery

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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post-graduation trip airport looks

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jujutsu kaisen fanart #these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them #im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me #when in doubt play dress up. life hack #i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards #argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen #megumi designated Drink Runner also #alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea #anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head #no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed #nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit #its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 7 months ago

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return to sub level 50

#familiar and safe #transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #i am not tagging steve IJBOL #in the movie when bee is talking to elita she says “i need you to talk less”#which he obviously interperates as talking less about the specific topic #and continues to yap #so i wonder what itd be like if someone outwardly told him to shut up or that he was annoying #back to steve and aatron and eP 508 #those guys are nice to him

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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seriousturd · 1 year ago

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#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

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floweroflaurelin · 2 months ago

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Take a seat. Welcome to your re-orientation.

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Okay unsettling corporate propaganda videos… I’m catching up on hermitcraft and fully committing to the Severance-ification of mcyt 🫡

#hermitcraft #grian #hermitcraft grian #hc grian #grian fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #floweroflaurelin art #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytblr #you said my Mumbo art looked like severance but the similarities weren’t on purpose! now it’s 100% on purpose. no I haven’t seen the show #but i live with someone who really loves the show so I’ve absorbed it via osmosis!#I really dig the corporate horror vibe the permit office has taken on tho so I’m giving it my best shot #what can I do with the wellness centre I wonder.

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akanemnon · 25 days ago

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Not only are you gonna fight a bunch of flowers, Susie. You're gonna fight a wedding bouquet!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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anbaisai · 4 months ago

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The Jamil Viper decision tree when he is (most unfortunately) caught off guard (please disregard the fact that he does in fact have a hood in the "object nearby" branch. he is simply panicked.)

#my art #twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #my favourite flustered loser boy #the cocoon is a dandadan reference btw if you can catch it #i realized he still had a hood while holding the frying pan and wanted to change it #then i went through his sprites and gave up #bc bro almost always has a hood 👹#anyways wonder what mayu did this time....

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professorcalculusstanaccount · 1 year ago

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I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

#tintin #adventures of tintin #comic #captain haddock #archibald haddock #snowy #milou #fanart #the crab with the golden claws #i remember tintin crafting a trumpet to communicate with an elephant #and he remarks he must get the accent correct #very odd scenario but it shows he would be a stickler for that sort of thing #i also have to say accents do not indicate how smart someone is #a lot of pundits use an english accent to sound more credible #but i have to say there are a lot of fucking idiots here #me included #thank you 2011 film for validating my scottish haddock headcanon #any french speakers who have read to this point i wonder what your hcs are for his french speaking accent

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year ago

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#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life #what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))#jimmy carter #rosalynn carter #henry kissinger #us politics #world politics

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kittencreations · 28 days ago

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#dannypocalypse #danny fenton #danny phantom #tumblr holidays #tumblr memes #help me this took 30 minutes #his face dosent look real anymore #can you tell what my favorite tumblr holiday is?#no?#well damn.#anyways. have a wonderful dannypocalypse.#may the danny be upon you

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andstuffsketches · 4 months ago

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um, can you play a song with a beat?

#cassandra cain #batgirl #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out #and what made the most sense to me was #post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie #who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just #cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it #like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon #casscass #kon el #conner kent #superboy #comic #comics #dc #dc comics #batgirl 2000 #2024 #<- when i drew it #cassiecass

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nat-20s · 1 year ago

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Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

#doctor who #donna noble #tenth doctor #tennant doctor #you know i usually have the doctor say weird shit about her (positive) like idk #'u know i think me and donna wouldve crushed being conjoined twins'#but i think donna also says weird shit about him. i think shell say out loud something like #'you know i look at you and wonder of i could use you as a paintbrush:#nobody knows what the FUCK those two are talking about

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