#if she doesn't to fuck that old lady

[angiebaby709]

Girl I did not see that coming....horny and scared 😳 now I really want them to bang. Dude.

[popcorn-plots]

long rant incoming, I'm just fed up with a certain person right now

OH MY GOODNESS is it too much to ask for just a LITTLE respect?? I drive this girl to and from school, every day. I'm going to call her Laura. Laura is an only child and the only reason I'm taking her to school is because she refuses to bike to mile and a half from her place to the school in the cold. Which is fine. The arrangement was that I drive her and she pays gas money. The problem is, she's been super annoying about it. Every morning for about a month, she would text me "are you picking me up today". every single morning. Until I snapped one day and told her that I have been picking her up every morning for the past month, of course I'm picking her up. not my proudest moment, but it works. Now, however, I have to text her every time I'm at her house and she still takes maybe 4 minutes to get out the door. Which, okay, I can understand the texting thing, but I would like her to be ready. and then every afternoon, she tells me that she can't find my car, so I have to tell her where I parked it in the morning. or she won't text anything and I'm sitting in my car for five or ten minutes after I text her for a response that's lik "oh I was with friends" or "I thought you were still in the school, I'm coming out now" which. okay. I understand, I like talking to my friends, but we all leave pretty quickly because no senior wants to stay at school longer than they have to. But there have been more than a few times where I'm sitting in my car for OVER HALF AN HOUR waiting for her to text back with "oh btw I forgot to tell you, I have a club meeting" or "i went home with a friend" or some bs. So every day I have to text her "do you need a ride home" because I'm waiting, in my car, for 15 minutes after school, waiting for this girl. And today, I'm sitting there for 25 minutes. and I'm like, okay I can wait, because I have some fics to catch up on. But then I'm finished with my fics

and I text her because she's still not there and it takes another five minutes for her to respond, word for word, "oh, sorry, I thought you would text me when you got to your car" after I've REPEATEDLY said that I typically leave school as soon as I can. I'm willing to wait for her, but I'm usually gone within five minutes of the bell. I waited half an hour for her to tell me that she was waiting for me to text her, informing her of my location, after I've told her that I'm always at my car. I even text her when I have something going on! Club meeting? I pick her up and before we get to school "I can't drive you home because I have a club meeting." If I have somewhere to be, or if I have to stay after school, I tell her before school or during lunch. Every single time, without fail.

not to mention the fact that the original arrangement was that she would pay me 10 dollars every 2 weeks for gas. I've only gotten 20 dollars in the past three and a half months. she keeps asking if I have venmo, and then never bringing up payment when I say that I don't. and she always complains about being too broke to afford anything, then goes and buys pizza and donughts during lunch. she's been flaky for everything else, too and it's so annoying. I've been trying to be a nice friend, because I didn't have friends, let alone kind friends growing up, and I've becoming known as the rich friend who's always willing to help in my friend group. I try to set boundaries, but then people stop talking to me the moment I do. and this has gone on throughout my entire life. Laura's behavior is even what happened in all of my previous relationships, I'd be giving 100 percent and they're giving 50, at best, until I wear myself out just trying to spend time with them and make it work, including talks where I set my boundaries and tell them, literally say "I would like it if you could just do this". If you could just get work off for a single evening or just look away from the computer for half an hour during lunch so we can have an actually conversation, then they never even try and don't understand when I'm all out of juice and can't keep going, then are confused when I stop giving my all

it's infuriating and I hate it. I really want to set boundaries, but guess what. I was raised to walk on eggshells around my mom and let people walk all over me because that's the only way that I would ever get attention from my PARENTS. because I was told to shut up and do what I'm told so that my siblings could get the help that they needed.

[bumblingbabooshka]

"Everything you went through was meaningless." [St Voyager S3 E7: 'Sacred Ground']

[guinevereslancelot]

oughhhh new boss hasn't even fully taken over yet but she seems so incompetent 😬

[imeminemp3]

wasim wearing a "trust black women" shirt while questioning bisma for wanting to figure out what she wants, who she wants to be, outside of what she's already made herself..... dude if you're gonna wear that then u need to practice it

[tails-boogie-board]

Tails' moral code when Sonic is there: :3

Tails' moral code when Sonic leaves for longer than 45 minutes: ;3

[pochapal]

re-entered my sims era in a bad way this last week lmao

[daincrediblegg]

no one told me how sweet crozier talking about his childhood in ireland was going to be you lying bastards

[imabitofa]

Being a whistle-blower is my favourite thing 🥰

[newtwithstorage]

I forgot how much i fucking LOVE AMELIA

[ghcstcd]

Miles looks like he's constantly about to cry and I love him

He is the breathing example of anxiety

I have the antisocial reptile model

Miles IS constantly crying. Or leering. Or BOTH. All the while licking fabrics and his paws obsessively, creating the most disgusting noise. He's such a strange little dog, but that's also what makes him endearing in a way. Even if he drives us all up the wall sometimes.

He's also the only dog I know who has an allergy to cauliflower. That was an emergency vet visit I never anticipated.

Please tell me about your reptile. I used to have snakes and bearded dragons growing up.

[jerkfacepink]

My mom used to just tear these off with her teeth

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[leelreallylikespersona]

I keep saying how silly a SEES Nyx AU is but then never doing anything because it wouldn't make sense but

When has that ever stopped me

But also (Episode Aigis spoilers)

She can join them to beat Erebus actually. There could be some serious moments like she afraid of him for obvious reasons but I think for the most part she'd be absolutely unhinged and excited about slaying the beast

I unfortunately do have things planned out, don't know if I'll ever post them, but I have them at the ready

[real-life-cloud]

I love you dnd

[hexastitchimera]

Anyways guess who found out how utterly two-faced my mother is

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

I'm 46 and a gamer and childfree and one of the things I call myself is Grandma. Because it's funny. Because I am MUCH OLDER than some of the kids I run across in MMOs and shit. It's funny, you goobers.

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.