#if not itll have to wait for monday

[paradoxical-machine]

I keep thinking I'm done with my updated avatar, but there's still so much to do

So much texture work I have to do

[phagodyke]

love being at the climbing gym like yeah im not that flexible and then constantly doing moves matching my hands n feet on the same holds even when completely unnecessary

[nomaishuttle]

ugh but guys heres the thing is that i cant serve cold blaclberry cobbler that wiuld be Insane so id have to cook them like. in the korning b4 i go into work. but then what if something goes horrifically wrong . like i burn them lr something guys its quite literally dire

[evandore]

except since it had like a follow along pattern some spots are still visible and i need that gone...it does go away bc it was very faint on the spots i pulled my stitching put to redo but do you think water will make the rest dissolve...

[orcelito]

I feel like I've been in bed for the better part of 17 hours

Because I have

[remholder]

need to do this but with eros

[kavennnn]

my school planned a mandatory evangelical retreat for a week that is going to cover halloween, im so pissed, i should be trick or treating w/ my sister and my little brother but instead ill be doing bible study with the worst ppl ive met on toontown

[cuz-reasons]

I need to stop ordering shit on the weekend

[nyelaexe]

Yet again the same fucking facility needs even MORE paperwork from me. My last deadline to get my other files in was October 2nd and I didn't get the letter until Friday September 29th so I only had that day to scramble and get my bank statements from a fucking year ago. Now it looks like they want me to turn in a medical bill or something. The letter was mailed out on the 3rd - the day AFTER I turned in my bank statements. I'm just now receiving the letter on Friday the 13th and it's due Monday the 16th. Which means I have to call on the day of the deadline to find out what the hell they even need because they're closed right now. And then it's possible that my health coverage will get turned off because I don't have what they need. I'm hoping they'll accept the bill for my medicine that just came in today. But whenever I get mail from this place I always open it to see that the mailing date was nearly two fucking weeks before I actually received the letter. And then I always have to run around the city to get what they need. I don't understand why they gave me until the 2nd to turn in my bank statements and then sent out another letter the very next day that they needed a medical bill. Why not just request all that shit at the same time so I don't keep almost missing my deadlines and losing my coverage?

[stargazingpsychotic]

Someone earlier was going on about stuff that's a bit too close to what I'm currently scared of. I assume it was conspiracy stuff since it was just a lot of stuff around people being placed specifically when they aren't who done stuff, but it was still too much which is annoying I didn't figure out what was being said sooner. And then I am still for the last couple days seeing things of ripped apart bodies and mine where I am just there and helpless which makes it difficult to want to sleep.

[fuxuann]

food stamps stolen. groceries needed.

our food stamps were stolen, and we cant do anything about it until monday because offices are closed. this is really upsetting, we were expecting to be able to get groceries later today. there's nothing left of our food stamps, all that remains is 30 cents.

i know this is a lot to ask for, but i have no idea how long itll even take to get reimbursement once we turn it in that our stamps were stolen. im so sorry, but this is very urgent. our income for groceries were those food stamps.

we are asking for $300 to be able to get groceries. if 30 people sent $10 we'll be set.

if you are unable to use paypal please use my cashapp $autumnroses93

again. this is so much to ask for. im so sorry. but any amount helps. thank you.

[aller-geez]

I know I’ve been on a long hiatus, but I’m finally not going to be homeless anymore on Monday and I was able to scribble out this hitchy feverish Remi drawing in the minimal downtime I have where I’m staying… I should be able to give you guys an update on FLUttering Hearts (planning a viewing of the entire first day of the game as a teaser, since I don’t want to give tooooooo much away yet but just know there’s SO much work spent on it and I think it’ll be amazing once it’s finished, cause it’s already way more than I thought I could do while teaching myself coding and writing the script and drawing ALL the art.)

Thanks everyone for their continued patience with me, itll be worth the wait~

[gamblersdoll]

𝒮𝐿𝒰𝒯 𝑀𝐸 𝒪𝒰𝒯! 1

camgirl! reader x guts

content warning: video-graphic porn, masturbation, (m and f) , dirty talking.

you never knew that doing so much porn could make you six figures. especially on onlyfans. ripe age of twenty two, you were in the trending charts of the top five.

you went live every monday and friday, realizing that mondays and fridays are the busy days of the year–everywhere. pizza joints, deli’s, retail chains, everything had a monday and friday that was busy. so you went live tonight, finding all of your fans coming in.

daddybigman: fuck you look good tonight 🥴

luvwhenyoucallme: you like older men? :)

hegetstheladees: i could watch you all day 😩

you watch them all come in, performing for the money pigs you collected in a day.

“im doing a raffle tonight!” you say, a cheerful smile on your face and fixing your push-up bra. “it will be randomized! itll be like a bid— you get five videos, five photos, a personal message, and a private facetime call! buyers, start your bids!”

and bid they did, random chats of ten dollars or twenty dollars came up, but you werent aiming for that shit. they had to be newcomers.

until you saw a bigger number, three hundred.

apparently the customer was pretty known for his gym content, his name on his page being named “Guts.” he seemed pretty handsome, big in height and his physique. you knew it was heavy, too.

“and the winner is…” you pause, looking for the name ‘theblkswrdsmn’ “thrblkswrdsmn!” you announce, disappointment in the chat.

at twelve at night, you end the live. and immediately, having to inbox the winner of the bid. he sees the message, immediately face timing your number.

you stumbled a bit, struggling to answer the facetime. “hello!” you chime, setting the phone up and sitting up to show up your fat breasts. he replies with a deep ‘hey there’ and sets his own camera up too. “what would you like to see today, baby?”

he chuckles, giving you a once over through the camera. “anything i can.” he bites his lip when you undress yourself, spreading your legs open as you lean back. “fuck..” he groans, palming himself through his shorts.

you chuckle, taking your index and middle then rubbing small circles on your clit. he exhales heavily, leaning his hips up to pull his shorts off.

and fuck, was it heavy as hell.

you bit your lip, too. plunging your fingers into your drenched pussy. “you got toys?” he asked, stroking himself until his tip became a shade of angry red. he fisted his cock faster, rolling his eyes and watched you finger your cunt. you shake your head to the question.

“like that, baby?” you ask, pulling your fingers out and spreading your folds apart. your fingers glistening from the shine of your arousal, taking your fingers up to your mouth and licking spit off your tongue and rubbing it on your clit.

he growls softly, hips bucking into his fist and him breathing heavy. “fuck, wish you were riding this cock.” he whines, another hand reaching down to fumble his balls.

“shit, its so big.” you moan, taking a nipple into your mouth and rolling your own eyes.

“thats it, right there!” he groans, sneaking his hand up underneath his shirt and pinching his own nipple. he jolts, feeling his balls squeeze as he spurts string of white onto his pump shirt. you feel your own coil tighten, creaming around your fingers and the white fluid spreading to your cunny’s lips.

you take camera off, cleaning yourself as you pull your panties up. “how much would it take to get a sneaky link?” he asks, patiently waiting for a reply.

you feel a lurch in your stomach, debating on whether or not you should even proceed with this or not. especially when it is a stranger from probably across the country. “five hundred.”

he nods,smiling.

“bet.”

[ribbonsaikeaux]

Implosion

"Hey Mandy, you think you could help us move this weekend? Sorry to ask, but no one else seems to be available."

"Sure! Not a problem!"

"Sup Mandy? I need some help with my homehoork tonight. Trig is really kicking my ass."

"Yeah, trig can be a bit rough. Dont worry Greg, i got you!"

"Mandy, darling, i need you to come help clean your grandmas house this weekend. You know shes getting on in years, and im very busy this weekend"

"Mmmm... im helping Sammy move this weekend, but i should be able to pencil it in. Its fine!"

"Hey Mandy Bear! So, your bestie needs to borrow some money. Theres this really cute dress i wanna get for this weekend."

"Wait, youre going out and didnt tell me till now?"

"Sorry girl! I just figured youd be too busy with other stuff ya know? Can i pleeeaaase hold a hundred till next week? I promise ill pay you back next week!"

"It is a busy weekend... and thatll leave me with like 20 bucks... its okay. I can make it work. Itll be fine."

"Amanda, im gonna need you to work over the weekend."

"What? Why?"

"We've got 2 major projects that have to be ready by Monday and no one else is available."

"How is there no one else available? Thats a lot! Im already doing my work and half of Andrews cause hes slow!"

"You just are. I need you here."

"... no."

"What was that? I couldnt quite hear you."

"I SAID NO!"

The air around her trembled; the halo hovering above her head glowing hot white. A sound akin to servos ramping up echoes defeaningly off of every surface in the office. Everyone around her covers their ears; wincing in pain.

As the sound reaches its crescendo, she screams, standing and arching her back. Her eyes glowing a pale gold; blinding her superviser. A burst of fire and energy explodes from her halo; a firey tempest engulfing the entired floor. The sound of glass shattering barely reaching the outskirts of her hearing as everything went dark.

Moments later, her eyes flutter open. The smell of burnt wood and flesh invades her nostrils as she rubs her pounding head. Taking a deep breath, she shakily rises to her feet; her eyes widen in horror at the scene and she sobs, covering her mouth.

Shes surrounded by the smoldering ashes of what once was her office floor. Nothing but a scorched shadow of her superviser remains. Her cubicle is atomized. All around her, the embers of charred bodies glow an uncomfortable amber; black smoke rising from them. Most of the inorganic material has been reduced to ash, save a few unrecognizable remnants.

Mandy sobs, covering her face and collapsing to the floor. She curls into herself and starts to rock back and forth.

"All i said was no. All i said was no. All i said was no. All i said was no. All i said was no."

[discord-emote-customs]

ive decided to change what im doing for the 400 follower milestone . instead of a line of polls , im going to do something else ;

this weekend only (saturday/sunday) i will take any requests regarding characters from media .

this does NOT include ocs ; this is only characters that are from a widespread media (undertale , hazbin hotel , etc)

at the end of today , i will be turning off the ask box in order to hopefully clear up space for the character requests . it will turn back on friday night so its on for saturday .

once it hits saturday , you can send in any requests you want to see about your favorite characters . on monday , i will shut off the ask box and will continue to have it shut off so i can finish every request gotten to me so far . i cant say when it will turn back on , but i am estimating hopefully two weeks (this time frame because i am getting my wisdom teeth removed next week wednesday , so things might slow for that)

if youre hesitating on a request , i suggest you send it in before the shut off tonight or the shut off monday morning , as ive got 20 requests backed up currently and with the character requests opening for the milestone , itll probably be more which means itll take longer .

the character requests will not be prioritized over other requests , so dont worry about waiting longer for those .

no character requests will be taken before the weekend and theyll still be deleted , so dont send any in now thinking ill still take it . set a reminder .

thank you guys so much for 400 followers . i never thought this blog would even grow to 200 , let alone twice that so quickly ! you guys dont know just how happy this makes me that people enjoy my art so much 🫶

[groupieculture]

roommate drama someone please tell me who is wrong because idk what to do

she has never been good at cleaning up or whatever for four months she has lived there and it was fine its just that since christmas she hasnt cleaned up once and it was her turn again last weekend and she didnt clean up AGAIN mind you okay, she wasnt very present at home this month, but she was still here at least 4 days/week and we had an agreement that we are going to do it once a week but i was like okay ill just clean up because hwatever maybe shes having a rough time but this was it, she didnt clean up at the weekend, i gave her a monday, and now waited til 8 oclock to do it because she came back from her work at like 6 so thats plenty of time to start at least and i said fuck it and cleaned up (it takes like 30 minutes), so i just texted her when you will have a chance let me know i whave something to talk about w u ok so she came to the kitchen i said lets sit down i just want to talk abt some stuff. she came over pissed off and im like 'ok so do you think that we are not cleaning our space enough because i think we can do better and i have some ideas' basically from then on she started talking over me w her arms crossed and she said 'she said so now youre blaming me or something??? ? MIND YOU I WAS PLANNING TO CLEAN TODAY BUT I HEARD YOU STARTED CLEANJNG SO' i said 'im not blaming you i want to have a conversation with you' and my tone is very friendly because i did not want to blame her or anything and the conversation just started to be intense for no reason she said 'im not here all the time i just came back '( lie) i said 'i dont know when youre here or not im not here always too i noticed that were missing some extra effort so i want to talk about it' she started raising her voice at me all pissed off and she said well i dont have time to do this i work etc etc. i said i work, this is basic shit, i have to admin the apartment, deal with the rent, with the utilities, deal with everything, you dont want to pay for the tv thats fine, but then youll have to pay me to be your maid' and then shes like 'no one asked you to be the maid sweetie:)' i said well i want it to be tidy, you dont want that?' (at this point her face was all red, and she was wearing a vneck so her chest is all red, it was really stupid) 'and then she said 'OK WHENEVER I CLEAN I WILL JUST TEXT YOU THAT I HAVE CLEANED BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU THINK I DONT CLEAN AT ALL' i said 'you dont have to text me if its clean itll be obvious!!look i didn't want it to become all this i just wanted to suggest something that we each have a week to do all this cleaning and shit like that n you said to say something if i dont like something at the start so thats why im saying it and were having this conversation' and then she said 'well honestly its very hard to start a conversation with you okay???"' which left me like '???' because we always chit chatted a little bit, and i was like what shes like 'youre always sighing and shit and i have to tiptoe around you etc' which is hilarious because we stay in our rooms and she does not tiptoe at all and by then she has left the room so i was left with the fact that i live with a person who probably has untreated histrionic personality disorder