#if murder bad why she slayed

[ryokoxdd]

I WANT THAT P S Y C H O T I C KINDA LOVE 🩸🔥

[astonmartingf]

WISH YOU HELL ; OP81

oscar piastri x mclaren driver!reader

. . . calm and collected oscar? wrong! it's like hamilton and alonso all over again with more awkward silence and banter instead of attempted murder

next: his car isn't yours

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri i'll miss you landonorris please don't forget about me, thank you for making my first season memorable 🧡

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user1 we only got one season with them 🥹

user2 i'm happy for lando but i miss him with Oscar already

user3 landoscar you were bigger than the whole sky

landonorris we'll see each other on track mate, don't miss me too much 😘

oscarpiastri i will miss you

maxverstappen1 he's mine now

oscarpiastri okay shut up braggart 🙄

landonorris i'll just go with yourusername instead

yourusername why am i mentioned? congratulations lando!!!!

oscarpiastri why are you here? you can't resist searching for me 😉

yourusername 🤓☝️ actually lando mentioned me, clearly he like me more than you

oscarpiastri he may like you, but he liked me first

landonorris okay knock it off

maxverstappen1 you guys are acting like children

landonorris technically they are children

carlossainz55 and you're not lando?

landonorris why am i catching strays? this post is about me?

user4 i'm still shocked... i thought we would have more seasons with them together

user5 congratulations to lando, and oscar as well as yn 🫶

user6 it hasn't been 24 hours and they're getting emotional already

user7 all i know is the oscaryn dynamic will be bomb

user8 bomb as in they'll both explode each other

user9 HAHAHAHAHAHA you might be on to smth actually

user10 two more months before the season begins i'm going insane

user11 the oscar yn tea is piping hot i wonder what oscar thinks

user12 to be a fly when lando, oscar, and yn saw each other in MTC

landonorris storytime...

yourusername shut up lando

oscarpiastri bad idea man

user13 the only time they agree with each other...

user14 what did they do in mtc?!????!?!? landonorris you better tell us

landonorris 🤐

yourusername we're contractually not allowed to say anything

user15 wow, i actually can't wait for this season to start, the pinnacle of motorsport and the drivers are acting like 15 year olds

user16 if you think about it... oscar and yn are 15

user17 FOUL!!!!!

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yourusername bye lando, hello me

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user18 OMGHOSH I'M ACTUALLY 😭😭😭

user19 CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! 🎉🥳👏

mclaren welcome to the team 🧡

yourusername i won't let you down, let's get these podiums 🧡

user20 I'M SUCH A PROUD MOTHER 👏👏👏 YN SLAY THESE MEN DOWN

user21 baby is in her drram team omhjmh i'm cryingt

user22 congratulations yn 🧡🧡🧡

user23 using lando as a meme like that... pr moves

user24 wow, she's so ungrateful

landonorris you actually posted the meme!!! i'm so proud of you 🧡

yourusername thank you so much for all your support lan, it's a shame we couldn't race together

landonorris you can always look at the rear of my car

yourusername HA HA HA, watch as i overtake you

landonorris i'll be waiting for you

oscarpiastri congratulations yn 👏

yourusername who paid you to post this

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yourusername thank you oscar. let's have a good season together 🧡

user25 help they're so awkward

user26 i'm actually laughing 😭😭😭

user27 this might be the most excited i've been for a season

amgf it's still me just in a different account, hello guys <3

[harrysfolklore]

can you do something with reneé rapp?

HERE WE GO MY FIRST JACOB BLURB !!!!!! this was so fun to write and i hope you guys like it, send requests for jacob blurbs if you would like to see more !

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram face card no cash no credit

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ynfan1 SLAAAY

ynfan2 for real her face card never declines

madisonbeer icon 🤍

mtv the new it girl

oliviarodrigo that’s my regina george 😛

ynfan3 she’s an icon and she’s the moment

shawnmendes ❤️

ynfan4 i know her dms are full of celebrities sliding into them

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jacobelordi @saltburnfilm in theaters Tomorrow🏰

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jacobfan1 AHHHHHH

jacobfan2 he was crafted by god himself

saltburnfilm 🧂🔥

alexademie ❤️

jacobfan3 SLAY OF THE CENTURY IS COMING

yourinstagram seated

↳ ynfan1 WHAT ARE U DOING HERE

↳ ynfan2 she’s just like me

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yourinstagram no thoughts just murder on the dancefloor and the saltburn movie in general

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ynfan1 SO TRUEEEE

ynfan2 she’s just like me

sabrinacarpenter okay but look at you wtf

sukiwaterhouse 😍

jacobfan1 SHE GETS IT

ynfan3 you should get jacob elordi’s bath water candle

↳ yourinstagram i already ordered it

↳ ynfan1 SHES SOOOOO

↳ jacobfan2 I NEED TO STAN

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jacobupdates Jacob arriving to the ‘Mean Girls’ premiere after party tonight !

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jacobfan1 OMG????

jacobfan2 idk who invited him but SLAY

jacobfan3 truth is he should’ve been casted as aaron

jacobfan4 HE LOOKS SO DREAMY

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yourinstagram afterparty things 🪩

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ynfan1 SLAY OF SLAYS

madisonbeer LOVE YOU 😍

ynfan2 her face card never declines fr

ynfan3 i can’t believe she looks like THIS and i look like a bag of potatoes

jacobfan1 i’m assuming she and jacob met and maximized their joint slay

jacobelordi 🕺🕺

↳ jacobfan2 HELLOOO?

↳ ynfan4 ICONS OF THE MOMENT

↳ yourinstagram lesss do it again

↳ ynfan1 okay i love this

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elordishitpost JACOB what are you doing here ??? (pls read it like it was the ariana what are you doing here tiktok audio)

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jacobfan1 LMAOOOOO

jacobfan2 wait who is this about ?? like whose bday is it lol

↳ elordishitpost yn she plays regina george in the new mean girls movie

jacobfan3 that twitter user who’s always spreading the yn x jacob agenda must be jumping

jacobfan4 i hate deuxmoi sm they’re always starting shit

jacobfan5 jacob and yn are besties he went to the mean girls afterparty

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yourinstagram BIRTHDAYYYYY DUMP

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ynfan1 LOVE THIS SO BAD

ynfan2 HEEEELP

troyesivan happy birthday icon

jacobfan1 THE SECOND PIC 😭

jacobfan2 not the bath water candle

sabrinacarpenter 😍

ynfan3 everyone talking about the candle but THE RIPPED STOCKING BC SHE FELL 😭

jacobelordi We did murder the dancefloor

↳ jacobfan1 WORLD STOP

↳ ynfan1 i love this jacob x yn duo

↳ jacobfan2 i would say that i hope they’re dating but jacob literally just got out of a relationship

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celebrityleaks YN and Jacob Elordi leaving her New York apartment today

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ynfan1 OMFGGGG

jacobfan1 YES ????

ynfan2 i love this duo sm

jacobfan2 do we think they’re dating 👀

↳ jacobfan3 nah, jacob just got out of a relationship

ynfan3 LOVE THEM SM

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jacobelordi @nbcsnl

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jacobfan1 OHHHH YES

ynfan1 THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED

hunterschafer YES 🙌🏻

ynfan2 im bi panicking already

sabrinacarpenter ❤️

jacobfan2 THATS why they have been hanging out so much

ynfan3 this is going to be so good

yourinstagram they’re not ready

↳ ynfan4 NO WE’RE NOT

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yourinstagram hello host

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ynfan1 SHUT UPPPP

jacobfan1 THANK YOU YN FOR THE CONTENT

oliviarodrigo honestly i can’t wait for this 😛

ynfan1 omggg they’re rehearsing already

jacobfan2 this is going to be the best snl episode ever

jacobelordi Wait It’s my turn

↳ jacobfan3 WHAT DOES HE MEAN

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jacobelordi Hello musical guest

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jacobfan1 AHHHHH

zendaya ❤️

ynfan1 BEST DUO IN THE WORLD

jacobfan2 bye i ship them

mtv we support this

jacobfan3 THIS IS WHAT HE MEANT

yourinstagram 🕺

ynfan3 man i can’t wait for this

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celebrityleaks JACOB ELORDI AND YN OUT IN NEW YORK TONIGHT

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jacobfan1 STFUUUUU

ynfan1 HELP?

jacobfan2 WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING

ynfan2 im speechless

jacobfan3 SNL IS GOING TO BE CRAZY

↳ jacobfan1 HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH

ynfan4 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HAS ME CRYING

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yourinstagram when a queen comes across another queen and they decide to maximize their joint slay

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ynfan1 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

jacobfan1 BABYGIRL AND MOTHER

madisonbeer babygirl and mother indeed 👀

ynfan2 they’re going to be so messy tomorrow i just know it

jacobfan2 that public hard launch is coming

hunterschafer ❤️❤️

jacobelordi Mother

↳ jacobfan4 HE KNOWS

↳ ynfan2 he knowsss

YN VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES

FANS VIA TWITTER

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jacobupdates Jacob and YN arriving to the SNL afterparty tonight !

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jacobfan1 AHJHHHHHHHH

ynfan1 so they’re a thing THING

jacobfan2 everything about this is perfect

ynfan2 COUPLE OF THE CENTURY

jacobfan3 LOVE THEM SO BAD FR

ynfan3 they took “maximize their joint slay” to another level

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yourinstagram live from new york with my boyfriend if you even care (yes he’s my boyfriend and he was the one who slid on my dms not the other way around)

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ynfan1 WORLD STOP

jacobfan1 CUT THE CAMERAS

oliviarodrigo ❤️❤️❤️

hunterschafer love you both

jacobfan2 IM SCREAMING

ynfan2 AHH I KNEW IT

theestallion 🔥🤍

ynfan3 they’re two of the most iconic people in hollywood rn and smh they’re together WE WON

jacobfan3 JACOB IS A LIAR

jacobelordi I take pride on my flirting tactics

↳ jacobfan1 SOMEBODY STOP HIM

↳ ynfan1 😭😭

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jacobelordi @nbcsnl Thank you for having me

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jacobfan1 BABYYYYYYY

jacobfan2 he’s always posing like he’s small

sydney_sweeney ❤️

ynfan1 he’s so hot i get it girl @yourinstagram

yourinstagram i hard launch us on social media and you just post this

yourinstagram wow

↳ ynfan2 CRYING

↳ jacobfan1 this relationship is going to be the best thing that happened to pop culture

[candyredmusings]

Slay The Princess Sentence Starters

Sentences taken from Slay The Princess: The Pristine Cut by Blacktabby Games! Change Pronouns As Needed!

CW: Angst, Fluff, Comedic, Romantic

"Now we can both enjoy the mutual romantic subtext to this murder!"

"Yeah do you not know what The Look is? Even I know what The Look is."

"Do you think we can throw her out the window?"

"Hey you threw it out the window even though I just told you not to, I'm proud of you!" 

“WHY DO YOU HATE ME?” 

“What do you mean? This is what you wanted. Idiot.” 

"We ain't done yet, we get up."

"She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't." 

"BEHOLD! The PERFECT woman!"

“I didn’t think you’d come back. We’re going to have a lot of fun, you and I!” 

“He’s making fun of us!”

“If only I were capable of throwing myself off a bridge.”

"Do I miss your heart because I can’t stand to see it go?"

“I will not be described into submission.” 

"By believing in your limitations you put a shackle on your neck."

"The number of stabbing implements I have is practically zero!"

"The world can't be bad if you're still in it."

"There are few things more terrifying than one's own heart, and there is almost nothing more terrifying than sharing it with another."

" ...do you not have anything witty to say? I could use a good bit of wit right now."

"The End. Nice knowing you."

"You're using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing."

"But violence and passion are dances that both of us know well."

"No. You stop that! Stop all this nonsense."

"If you want us to ignore her, then why did you tell us any of that 'wide pleadin eyes begging for mercy' business to begin with?"

"Whatever you're trying to do right now, you don't have to do it alone."

"You have no idea how good it is to hear you."

"I think you know who I am."

"HA! YOU BASTARD! Even face-to-face, you find a way to stab me in the back."

"I know you and you're hideous! Absolutely wretched! Just like me!"

"You ask of things that cannot be done."

"Why wouldn't I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn't me."

"Fuck this guy. Don't trust him."

"You will have your rest in due time, and I am sorry for the burdens I place on you."

"I would never dare to tarnish our relationship by assuming myself above you."

"Names are their attempts to capture that which cannot be captured."

"Sweet! I've always wanted to off a monarch. Viva la revolucion!" 

"Oh, you bastard! You're in for it now. I'm wise to your tricks!"

“My will triumphs yours."

"We've hurt each other plenty, and I still like you."

"What nooo I wouldn't stab you."

"Why? Why did you let me do this?!"

"It takes a wretch to know a wretch, and we're all at the bottom of the barrel here."

"They're good questions. Great questions, even. But they don't have any answers."

“Do not mourn her; She has finally been heard.”

"Last time? If somebody came into my house and tried to kill me and I cut his neck open and then he stabbed me in the heart and we both died looking into each other's eyes, well, surely I would remember that! But I don't, so it must not have happened!"

"I just want to make you happy!"

"You've been kinder to me than anyone else I've met. Thank you."

“I’m not going to destroy the world, but I am going to hold it in my hands and squeeze it.”

"Oh that's right! Yeah, fuck this guy, don't trust him."

"If the world ended, how are we talking?"

"I'm going to die now! I think that's what you want."

"You've changed"

"And you've stayed exactly the same"

"I'll be damned. We're doomed."

 For everyone's sake, you're not in love."

 "They always say it's lonely at the top. I didn’t think they actually meant it."

“Ignore all the criticism. You’re doing great!” 

"She's been like me this whole time. She's just been hiding it."

 "Of course I'm not okay! I've never been okay. But maybe I needed to never be okay for us to make this happen"

[literaryvein-reblogs]

can you make a couple reasons on why two characters would be enemies? Tysm!!!

Character vs. Character Conflict

also referred to as person vs. person, man vs. man conflict, or protagonist vs. antagonist

Power struggles - In many instances, conflicts arise due to issues of power. For example, one person or group desires control over another, leading the other to fight back against injustice.

Oppressive authority figures - Often, this is where the man vs man conflict overlaps with man vs society. Here, characters facing oppression from authority figures (such as an authoritarian regime) undertake resistance to achieve liberty.

Revenge - A protagonist feels as if they have been personally wronged by another character and vows revenge, setting up a complication that needs to be resolved when the two finally come face-to-face.

Love triangles - Two characters find themselves in love with the same person, leading to an unwanted rivalry driven by jealousy of one another and the desire to win the heart of the person they both love.

Examples are the best way to get a feel for what all “man vs. man” conflict encompasses, so here’s a short list of ideas:

Two lovers arguing over disagreements

Knights engaging in a dramatic jousting tournament

Two siblings fistfighting over the TV remote

A corporate employee pranking their coworker

A hero finally facing off with the villain in a battle to the death

Two parents battling over custody of their child

A person getting mugged on their walk home from work

Two competitors trying to ruin the other person’s ability to compete

Two shoppers fighting over who gets to buy the last copy of a video game on the shelf

Examples: Man vs. Man Conflict in Literature & Film

The miller's daughter outsmarts Rumpelstiltskin

Cinderella is freed from the household of her evil step-mother

Greek Mythology: Theseus slays the minotaur

Rebecca: (The Second Mrs. de Winter vs. Mrs. Danvers) After a whirlwind romance with an English Aristocrat, a naïve American woman arrives in Cornwall as the new lady of Manderlay, an opulent coastal estate. But no sooner than she drops her bags at the doorstep, she is met by Mrs Danvers, a frosty housekeeper who’s still intensely obsessed with the first Mrs. de Winter, who died on a sailing trip less than a year before. Convinced that her employer’s new wife intends to replace her beloved Rebecca, Mrs Danvers starts a sneaky campaign to undermine the second Mrs. de Winter.

The Great Gatsby: Self-made millionaire Jay Gatsby wants nothing more than to win over his childhood crush, Daisy Buchanan. Standing in the way of Gatsby’s goal is Daisy’s husband, Tom Buchanan, an old-money cad with a mile-wide mean streak. 

The Prestige: Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige features two rival magicians in Victorian England, each determined to master a mind-bending illusion: teleporting a person from one side of the stage to the other in an instant. One magician (Borden) is secretly a pair of twins sharing a single identity to protect their trick, while the other (Angiers) clones himself onstage each night and murders his original to keep the performance seamless. The fierce competition pushes them to start cutting moral corners, sacrificing relationships and even their own mental and physical well-being (or replicas thereof) in pursuit of the perfect illusion. The rivalry is used to highlight how ambition, when pushed to the extreme, can corrode even the most gifted and passionate hearts.

Othello. In Shakespeare’s play, Othello is in conflict with his confidant, Iago. Iago believes that Othello is after his wife, a conflict that only deepens when Othello promotes another man over Iago. Slowly, Iago begins to take measures to destroy Othello.

The Old Man and the Sea. In this classic Hemingway tale, the fisherman Santiago is having a streak of bad luck. He is so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, is forbidden by his parents to go fishing with Santiago. Although Santiago wants his apprentice to go fishing with him each day, Manolin needs to learn to fish from someone who is more successful.

Robinson Crusoe. When the book’s titular character is marooned on an island after a shipwreck, he encounters the island’s locals, who are cannibals. Crusoe first wants to kill them but decides against it; his reasoning is that the cannibals don’t think that what they’re doing is wrong. In confronting a group of people with wildly different values and views from his own, Crusoe faces the ultimate character vs. character conflict.

Character vs. character conflict - two characters have motivations, desires, needs, or beliefs that place them in opposition with each other.

This type of literary conflict places characters in a situation where these motivations and beliefs are tested.

While the conflict may be resolved with one character defeating another, it can also be resolved through persuasion or conversion.

This is an external conflict (rather than an internal one), meaning that characters face resistance from a force outside themselves.

How to Write a Character vs. Character Conflict

A character vs. character conflict can provide tension in a story. This type of conflict can also be used to highlight or expose certain characters’ strengths, weaknesses, and deeply held beliefs. Use the following tips when creating a character vs. character conflict in your writing:

Decide which two characters will be in conflict. Flesh out their desires, motivations, and the source of their conflict. Think about their lives and their histories. Write a detailed backstory for each character, and include factors like family, what they have lost in life, how they have been hurt, and what their most cherished memories are. This may seem like a lot of detail and it may not even come up in the story itself, but these characters’ full backgrounds will help you create a richer and more realistic conflict.

Next, decide how your plot will lead these two characters into conflict. If your characters don’t know each other yet, create a scene in which they come together. If they already know each other well, think of how your story can bring the topic of their conflict to the forefront. Maybe one is keeping a secret from the other, for example, and the conflict will begin once the secret is revealed.

Make your conflict matter. If your characters are arguing over ice cream flavors, it will be hard for the reader to get invested. Giving the conflict real stakes is what keeps readers interested and also allows you to create greater insight into your characters. You can continually escalate the stakes of the conflict throughout the story to create more tension before your final resolution.

Consider combining your character vs. character conflict with other types of literary conflicts. Other types of external conflict can place your characters in conflict with nature, society, technology, or the supernatural. Perhaps you want to include a subplot in which your characters are in conflict with an external force; alternatively, you can also give your characters an internal conflict, in which they are struggling with their own beliefs or values.

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ⚜ More: References ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs

Hope this helps with your writing!

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Coffee

[at unicorn fuck club] JRR Tolkien: ugh everyday the news is worse and worse! Tolkien: it seems that certain hunnish practices have taken root in America CS Lewis: oh that sounds bad Tolkien: quite!

CS Lewis: look i know times are bad jrrt Lewis: maybe this will cheer you up Lewis: travis baldree is going to be telling his latest story of low stakes and cozy vibes Travis Baldree: i call it Kelpies and Kitchen Implements

Baldree: so this is a story about an orc who decides to retire from the murder business and use the money that she made in the murder business to open a coffee shop Baldree: i know that kind of raises a couple questions right there Baldree: let's just breeze past that

Baldree: cuz, god, the daily grind of adventuring really gets you down Baldree: everyday, you're just slaving away slaying dragons and finding treasure Baldree: God! i'm so BORED of all this peril and excitement! Baldree: i would trade it all for some nice invigorating tedium

Baldree: that's why i decided to open this coffee shop Baldree: [inhaling aroma from freshly brewed coffee] hmm! love that distinctly coffee-like smell of coffee! Baldree: [sipping cup] mm! love that distinctly coffee-like taste of coffee too!

Baldree: you know, after a while, an orc just gets tired of all the adventuring Baldree: cuz you know no one ever told her life was gonna be this way Baldree: your job's a joke, you're broke Baldree: your love life's DOA

Baldree: welcome to Tom Beanbadil Baldree: we have romano, cubano, americano, lothlorieno, and mordoro Baldree: what can i get for you? Tolkien: wow what a quaint little shop! Tolkien: i really like the acoustic pan flute music

Tolkien: uh yeah i would like theeeee Tolkien: the mocha frappacino double dungeon master delight Baldree: whole milk ok? Tolkien: do you have oat milk? Baldree: we have soy Tolkien: Tolkien: uhhhhh GRR Martin: c'mon hurry it up! Martin: we don't have all day!

Baldree: and for the rest of you? CS Lewis: i would like the cinnamon raspberry Obama sonic blast with 12 pumps of syrup Lewis: also i'd like to buy one of these CDs of acoustic pan flute music Baldree: which album? "Rhythms of the River of Life" or "Global Heartsong?"

Tolkien: excuse me where do hey get the coffee beans in this fantasy world? Baldree: i don't know, jrrt, where do they get the taters in middle earth? Tolkien: Tolkien: that's Tolkien: that's different Baldree: is it now?

Baldree: coffee is nice Tolkien: [slowly drifting into contented haze] so nice Baldree: but then there's a mob boss! Tolkien: what!!! Tolkien: ugh! Tolkien: i was told that this would be low stakes! Tolkien: i distinctly heard it would be low stakes!

Baldree: don't worry, you can bribe the mob boss with pastries Baldree: speaking of which do you want a biscotti with your coffee? Tolkien: oh! you know what Tolkien: yes Tolkien: yes i do

Baldree: if you enjoyed this story, be sure to watch for the follow-ups Baldree: tiamats and toaster ovens Baldree: paladins and potholders Baldree: sorcerers and spatulas

[i-cant-sing]

I don’t see any Castlevania asks and that makes me sad as HELL

How would (Y/N) react to Lisa’s burning? How would Dracula’s war court react to her? And Hector and Isaac?

I'm gonna go down the platonic route and make reader Lisa and Dracula's daughter, biological or kidnapped/adopted.

Obviously, any normal human would not react well to anyone being burned at the stake- ALIVE. And maybe when the villagers caught Lisa, they caught you as well and thought you were a witch too. They burned your mother first and just when they had started to burn you, Dracula came and swooped you up and away, along with his now dead wife's remains and while you passed out due to inhaling all the smoke, sustaining some minor burn injuries and well- EXHAUSTION AND TRAUMA, your father returned to slay the entire village and later wreak havoc on all of humanity. Really, a justified reaction from a family man.

Anyways, he returns home with you in his arms and then nurses you back to health all while killing everyone outside. Now, he may still be soft to you but you are absolutely forbidden from leaving the castle. Like you cant even go outside even if Dracula accompanies you. No, he's lost his wife and if youre their bio kid who is more human than vampire unlike your older brother Alucard, then Dracula is way more protective of you. After all, he did see you almost die and really, you remind him far too much of his wife, of her humanity and her kind heart to help others that eventually got her killed.

Initially, right after Lisa's death, Dracula didn't even allow you to even leave your room, too paranoid about some unknown force killing you and him not being able to save you in time. Eventually though, with other vampires and monsters(under his control obv) in the castle, he let you out of your room, but still not out of the castle, and thats when you found out that he had thrown out Alucard and (sort of disowned him??) because your brother was not in favour of Dracula either killing the world or locking you up.

Now, like I said before, Dracula is still soft for you but with Lisa's death he's become a little... emotionally crippled. He has too much pain and hatred inside him, and he's doing his very best that you dont end up on the receiving end of these very negative and very dangerous emotions. However, he sometimes... loses control. When you keep on persisting about how all of this is wrong, about how he shouldnt kill ALL humans, how he shouldnt lock you up or break what remains of this family, he lets his anger out on you. Only a little. He'd yell at you, tell you that you're far too stupid an naive and stubborn to understand what he's doing or why, ask if you're going to side with those murderers that you so desperately want to save over your own family? Are you that blind? He'd drag you back to your room, lock you in there because he wont have you questioning him like he's the bad guy here.

But soon after that, he'd be found sitting in front of one of Lisa's portraits, probably one where she's cradling baby you and he'd start talking to her, trying to explain himself, how he did not mean to blow up at you but you just wouldn't listen to him. The one sided conversation would always end with Dracula feeling guilty and he returns to your room with a heavy heart that just sinks more when he sees you asleep, tear streaks now drying on your cheeks. Sitting on your bed, he'd pet your hair, mumble something about how he loves you and cant afford to risk losing you, smiling softly when you shuffle closer to him.

Since Dracula knows Hector is loyal and sincere to him, he will allow you to have him as your friend. After all, you would need some company in the castle and vampire dad on murder spree is not exactly someone who is ideal for friendship at the moment. So, he permits and even encourages Hector to socialise with you and comfort you. And Hector has a bleeding heart too, so you're in luck because he will happily listen to you express your emotions and provide you with free therapy (he makes dead, one missing limb/eye puppies alive for you🥺) He just wanna protect u too, and while he doesnt agree with you being locked up in the castle, its better than the alternative. Also, has and will fight Isaac 1000% if he talks shit about you because youre human.

As for the court, they know that you are now the only thing dear to Dracula, and while one wouldnt say that you have the vampire king wrapped around your finger, he comes pretty close to it. But its no use really because they cant exactly use you to make Dracula listen to them... or can they?

Considering that you're pretty against the whole "Vampire uprising-kill all humans" plan, they cant persuade you to enslave or kill humans. What they can do is gain Dracula's favour by being... kind to you? Okay take Carmilla for example (because she's the only one I can remember from the court. Her and the brash, red haired vamp?) Now she's smart, she's manipulative and she knows exactly how to use this opportunity. She starts to befriend you by first agreeing that she understands why you're against your father's actions but also tells you that you must understand his decisions from his side. "Your mother was a kind woman, a brilliant doctor and from what I've heard, your father loved her very much. And if you've ever been in love, then you would understand why he's doing all of this." And of course Dracula overhears this because come on, nothing happens in his castle without his knowledge. So yes, he shows slight favouritism towards Carmilla among the court and he may allow her to hang around you a bit (only after Carmilla convinced him that you needed a female friend in your life, and its always better to be in her company than any of those perverted men of his court) but even then, Dracula doesn't completely trust her around you and so he wont allow you two be in contact often.

Dracula would also be way more conscious of your feelings with time, because he will realise eventually that he was far too caught up in his own pain and plan for vengeance that he forgot to see how you were coping with the loss of your mother. If any of the vampires are heard saying something even remotely mean to you, if he even hears Isaac even breathing in disgust at the sight of you because you were part human, they will be swiftly dealt with (girl, he murders them all).

You're his baby, his sweet human kid, his little princess and he wont have anyone or anything taking you away from him. (LET HIM PULL YOU IN HIS LAP AND WRAP HIS CLOAK AROUND YOU AND DRIFT OFF IN HIS ARMS BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY WARMTH LEFT FOR HIS COLD DEAD HEART OMGGGG)

Ah i miss Castlevania asks too, platonic yandere castlevania asks especially. everyone send in ur asks.

(omg what about yandere brother Trevor Belmont?)

[yanderes-galore]

Hi! Would it be okay to ask for some yandere! Iris romantic concept from Fire Force? She’s an underrated favorite! Thanks so much!

Yandere! Iris Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Overprotective behavior, Manipulation, Isolation, Clingy behavior, Dubious relationship.

Iris in Fire Force doesn't seem like a very... intense yandere.

She isn't even a character who's in combat.

She gives her team and the Infernals they slay prayers to make sure they make it to the afterlife.

She's a nun... I don't see her as overly violent.

Although... Murder isn't the only horrific thing yanderes can do.

Iris is really quiet when it comes to being a yandere.

She most likely has somewhat of an idea about how bad her feelings are.

You're part of the same Fire Company as her.

She's no doubt used to you prioritizing her safety as a Sister of The Faith.

She has barely any combat training... which has resulted in some moments between you two.

Maybe she was put in danger during a prayer and you rushed in to protect her due to having more combat experience.

Iris, when she originally met you as part of Fire Company 8, had been curious about you...

Yet having you save her... It might spark an interest in her.

Whenever you save and protect her during missions, she finds her cheeks heat up.

She tries to tell herself it was just the heat from the attacking Infernal, but...

Now whenever she looks at you, she feels... different.

Iris is a shy person and would only be even more shy around her obsession.

She stutters when speaking to you, praying her face isn't red.

She may even ask you to pray with her on your breaks... that is, if you aren't training.

Maki no doubt asks Iris about what she's feeling around you often.

Maki has always been the romantic type....

Maki's questions can be annoying to Iris, so she usually ignores her friend's prying.

Iris would probably die on the spot or kill Maki if Maki asked YOU about her behavior... (Not literally....)

Iris tries her best to not acknowledge her feelings since she's supposed to focus on her tasks.

At first it no doubt starts as small feelings of jealousy.

This jealousy is what warns her that her feelings aren't... normal.

Iris does her best to commit to her prayers.

Yet she's occasionally distracted....

For example, she'll see you speak to Maki or Shinra... maybe even Hibana...

Then she just feels... tense?

She doesn't get it... Why is she upset?

She... shouldn't be upset, right?

It's normal for you to get along with members in your Fire Company...

It's normal for you to have friends.

Yet... She finds herself feeling upset you aren't paying attention to her?

She watches from a distance, eyes slightly watery as she tries to ignore her feelings.

... what if you love someone else...?

Iris seems like she'd accidentally use emotional manipulation on you.

It would probably be something as simple as being clingy or crying, making you immediately go to check on her.

She doesn't want to be a crybaby.

In fact, she's brave.

But when it comes to the thought of not having you as her one true love...

It... burns a little bit....

Iris may be shy but she seems like she'd be super affectionate.

She'd also be a yandere who has others support her behavior.

They'd either not think she's being toxic or just pretend not to.

For example, Shinra or Maki may encourage Iris and her crush because that's all they see it as.

She's clingy and sometimes jealous because she has a thing for you, right?

Sounds right....

Maki may even be excited.

Hibana would see the bad parts of the obsession... then just ignore it.

She'd see Iris stalking you, following you around, and probably even catch diary entries Iris writes about her sinful feelings.

Then Hibana would look the other way, simply suggesting Iris acts fast if she wants to get what she wants.

Iris... isn't confrontational.

She prefers to lock away her emotions, even ridiculing herself and telling herself this is bad.

Yet she yearns for you like a lost puppy all the same.

She seems too soft to kidnap... or even murder... hopefully.

She'd probably patiently wait for you to pay attention to her.

In terms of dangerous yanderes, she's the most harmless.

You could have a relatively normal relationship with her.

She's always fantasized about saving you like you do her.

In fact... One could say she tries to be overprotective.

Except it comes off more as... a barking chihuahua....

Although... To make this darker... maybe one day she changes?

The longer she knows you, the more brave and bold she gets.

Maybe one time during a mission... You bite off more than you can chew.

By the time you wake up... You're in pain yet are in a room with Iris.

She may not be able to get rid of Infernals herself... but she can evacuate you just fine it seems.

Maybe Iris manipulates you into staying out of battle

It may even work since you two are probably dating by this point.

She may not even need restraints... not if she tugs on your heart strings enough.

After all, Iris can't bear to lose you... She needs you safe.

You understand, right?

In that case... Stay with her and rest... You don't need to fight anymore...

You can let her look after you, right...?

She'll make sure nothing ever hurts you again... just like you did to her....

[chiara-hotel]

When you’re injured

Characters: Blade, Chuuya, Yosano & Sanemi

Event Masterlist: here

Warnings: Injuries, blood, mention of murder

- Blade is silent when he first sees your injury, then immediately asks how you got it… or who did it to you

- Even if you say no-he’s very persistent, constantly asking until you tell him

- when you finally do, he waits until you go to sleep to go out and murder them

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He stands in-front of you as you just got back home for your mission-eyeing the blood dripping down your stomach. The cut was fresh, it must have just occurred and it must have been a person due to the nature of the cut. He would know from injuring and killing so many people. Blade stares at you before asking the question “who did it”. You looked back at him, clutching your stomach before answering “no one”.

Of course he didn’t take that for an answer, constantly questioning you “who did it” while aiding you to heal your wounds. It’s not until you finally give him the name that he backs off asking. Though he doesn’t leave, grabbing more bandages and gently patching your wound. Kissing your cheek he leads you towards your room and puts you in your shared bed. Its only after you fall asleep that he leaves, grabbing his blade to slay his new target.

Chuuya stares at your wound for a moment before staring into your eyes. How could this happen? Why did this happen? He should have been there for you. Why want he there for you? Who would dare do this to you? Why would they do this to you? All of those questions run through his mind until he goes up to you and starts aiding you with your injury. He doesn’t press you for more information-not in that moment anyway. Chuuya wants to make sure you’re okay more than anything and make sure he didn’t do anything else to you. When you get all patched up, he tucks you into sleep before heading downstairs.

When he reaches the living room however… Chuuya is calling the black lizard, making them find whoever this man was and ask him what he did to you. Even after he insisted it was only the one scar… Murder is still the only option. To chuuya anyway.

When yosano first discovers your injury she gets worried for you. She wants to ensure your safe and healthy but of course if you work for the ADA things are going to happen here and there.

Yosano is also glad it isn’t life threatening-but is worried because she now has to injure you to a life threatening state in order to heal you. At least she can heal you though instead of letting you bleed out. If the injury isn’t too bad though, she’ll just bandage you up and scold you a bit.

Freaks. Out. What cursed demon could do this to you? Sanemi unleashes another attack on the demon that hit you and killed him.

If that didn’t work, he’d stab himself to expose the demons to his blood and then kill it. Even as he’s bleeding and probably has a deeper wound than yours, he runs over towards you to aid your wound.

Sanemi also immediately suggests he brings you over to Shinobus to aid in your healing process.

[tyrantisterror]

After making my first favorite princess, The Thorn, tonight I made my third favorite, The Spectre! Now, you may be thinking, "That's not a logical progression," but I assure you it is! See, some of the fabric I picked for the Spectre is ALSO fabric I want to use for my second favorite princess, Happily Ever After, because Happily Ever After has the most fancy and multi-layered dress of all the princesses, and the more different fabrics, the better. But I didn't want to over use any of the fabric for the Spectre, so I figured it was better to make her first so I could be sure I had enough, and use the leftovers to add to HEA (in part because I still have, like, five OTHER different fabrics for her, greedy thing).

Besides, this popularity contest for my heart is an incredibly close race - all these princesses are just facets of the same woman/elder god, after all. And, like, the Spectre does hold the distinction of being the incarnation that made me decide once and for all that I had to save this woman in my first run of Slay the Princess (well, of the completed version that came out before the Pristine Cut, I mean - technically my first runs were of, like, the demos that only the first chapter and the intro of the second chapters).

SPOILERS IN THE NEXT TWO PARAGRAPHS

See, you get the spectre by ACTUALLY slaying the princess in one go and surviving like a remorseless murderer, only to realize your reward is sitting in an empty room forever, which sucks ass, and then deciding to, uh, take the same way out the princess got. You return to the cabin and find out, surprise, she's a ghost now . While she (rightfully!) guilts you for killing her just because some asshole told you to, she makes it clear she doesn't want revenge - she wants a way out of the shitty cabin you were just stuck in one lifetime ago. So she gives you a choice: let her possess your body and hitch a ride as a way of apology for, you know, murdering her, and then you both can be free.

And if you agree to it - a big ask, given that you have no assurance she'll keep her word and, y'know, you did KILL her so she definitely has a reason to hurt you - she keeps true to her word. Better yet, she actually defends you when the Narrator critiques you for helping her, telling him that you're a good person trying to make things right after you fucked up, which is a remarkable amount of grace to be given by a person you fucking murdered. This cemented for me that the Princess is truly honest with you in the beginning - she doesn't want to destroy the world, she doesn't want to hurt you, she just wants freedom. After that, it was ride or die - I would not end this game without freeing her too.

...whoops, slipping back into gabbing about the game again. I did enough of that in February, let's get back to the sculpture.

Unfortunately, they do not, to my knowledge, make translucent pipecleaners (and if such a thing did exist it would probably not be within my crafting budget), so I could not make her match the semi-corporeal look she had in the game even if I bought only translucent cloth. So I had to settle for just her dress being made of translucent cloth, which I then had to layer up to hell and back to hide the fact that it was covering a partially pipecleaner skeleton. There are four pipecleaner tentacles hidden beneath all that shredded fabric to make it semi-articulate and malleable (and to connect it to her torso).

Two down, five to go!

...ok I feel bad that I rambled about why I love the Spectre and didn't do it for the Thorn when I posted her model, so I'm just going to add a post script to amend that.

SPOILERS IN THE FOLLOWING RAMBLE

The Thorn is the best princess because you get to actually sit down with her and really talk about all this bullshit you've both been through - the shitty situation you were thrust into, the shitty things you've both done out of fear and self-preservation, the way you've hurt each other and yet also depend on each other to get out. All the princesses have great moments where you can come to terms with them, to be fair, but I find the Thorn's the most satisfying because you can own up to all the shit you've done and tell her - honestly - that you intend to do better, and she does the same.

AND THEN YOU SMOOCH.

[xo-hugs-n-kisses-ox]

Rumination

Ruminate

(v.) To think about something deeply

After Edward left her, Bella Swan fell apart. Desperate to try and save his eldest daughter, Charlie brings his youngest daughter to Forks to see if she can bring her sister out of her depression.

Now, y/n must try to help her sister find her way back to the light while also trying to navigate her Junior year of high school in the odd town of Forks.

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Chapter Twelve: Consequences

Now Playing: Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna

I listened as Billy told us all the story of Taha Aki and his family, how they dealt with the Cold Ones. I had heard this story before, when Bella and I had come over with Charlie as children.

Bella fell asleep after a while, and Jacob picked her up to take her back to Edward. I had gone back with the rest to Emily’s house.

I showered and put on my pajamas, walking out to sit on the couch as Jared set up some movies. Emily made popcorn and Sam dug out blankets.

The movie Jared ended up turning on was some action movie I wasn’t particularly interested in. It wasn’t bad, though.

I fell asleep about half way through, and I woke up in my bed. I wasn’t sure how I got there, but I figured one of the guys put me to bed so they could fold out the couch bed.

I made my way towards the kitchen, only to find Sam, Jared, and Paul sitting around the table looking grim.

I slid into the seat closest to me, asking them, “What happened?”

Jared handed me a newspaper.

On it, the title read, “Seattle Terrorized by Slayings.” Underneath the title, I read about nearly fifty people having been killed at random. There seemed to be no rhyme or reason to the brutal murders; no racial bias, no gender bias, not one part of the city safe from the attacks. The only thing that authorities have determined was that all the victims were from ages twenty to thirty, with a few victims being in their late teens. I felt sick.

“We will be patrolling more,” Sam said grimly, “We are meeting with the Cullens.”

“Do you think it’s… supernatural?” I asked, my brows drawing together, “It could be human doings, there’s some sadistic people in the world.”

“There’s not a fingerprint there, no tracks, not a single thing pointing to human murders,” Paul said, his voice tense and his body pulled taught, “Better safe than sorry.”

I pursed my lips, nodding.

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Bella called me.

“You saw it, right?” She demanded, her voice hushed. I knew what she meant.

“Yeah, we all saw it.” I confirmed, and I heard her sigh in relief on the other end of the phone.

“Carlisle asked for help from the Denali coven, the one I told you Laurent had stayed with,” she explained, “They won’t help us, if this is caused by Victoria.”

“Why?” I asked, slightly confused. Weren’t they friends with the Cullens?

“Laurent was involved with one of them,” she said angrily, “And now the Denali coven wants to kill the pack because they killed Laurent.”

I was silent for a long moment.

“Fuck Laurent and fuck them, we don’t need their help anyway,” I said slowly, anger simmering in my chest, “He tried to kill us, he deserved to be destroyed.”

Bella agreed with me, adding, “Yeah. Listen, I need you to talk to Sam. If the things in Seattle are because of Victoria, we need to work together or everything will be for nothing.”

“He wants to talk to the Cullens,” I informed her, “I think it’s going to be some of the others who need convincing.”

“Okay,” she said, “Okay. I’ll call you, if I know anything else.”

“Back at you,” I tell her, “Love you.”

“Love you too, Y/n.”

The call disconnected, and I ran back to the front of the house to tell everyone what I had learned.”

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Bella said that Alice was having a party. We both agreed that it was a stupid idea.

Sam wants to speak with the Cullens, but he doesn’t trust them. He wants answers, he wants to know what they know.

I think he believes that they’re somehow the cause of everything, and I don’t really disagree. I think, though, that the Cullens are trying to keep everything safe and close to their chest.

Jacob got Bella, but they hung out at his house.

I was making food with Emily, watching as the guys cycled in and out of the house. Sam had everyone doing double shifts, and it was taking a toll. When they weren’t out in the forest, the pack was sleeping. I had to coax them awake to get them to eat, and as soon as they were finished, they were right back asleep.

Paul had just gotten back from his shift to trade out with Embry, when Bella stormed into the house. She was holding her hand, furious and crying, and I was quick to rush to her side.

Despite his weariness, Paul woke himself up to oversee everyone’s safety.

Bella’s hand was broken, and Emily was the one to look at it. She explained what happened, and I stared at her. I was still as a statue as she spoke, my eyes wide as fury exploded in my chest.

I shoved to my feet, my chair tipping over behind me as I stormed outside to find Jacob. Paul was on my heels after smacking Jared awake to watch over Bella and Emily in the kitchen.

I stormed over to where Jacob was standing in the yard, debating if it was worth it to break my hand to punch him, too.

Instead, I stopped an arm’s length away from him and watched him coldly. I was so angry that I was shaking, and I demanded, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

My voice almost didn’t sound like me, and it would have been a bit more startling had I been less upset.

“Y/n, listen—” he started, but I cut him off.

“I don’t give a single damn about what you have to say!” I snapped, “I know you like my sister, and no one fucking liked Edward, but that doesn’t give you the right to kiss her against her will!”

“Y/n, it’s not that bad, I—”

I cut him off again, “If Edward doesn’t kill you, I very well might, you pushy, idiotic, piece of shit.”

I turned, looking to Paul.

“Explain to him what consent is, because it seems like the constant fever has gotten to his brain,” I ordered, “And keep him away from the house.”

I stormed back to the house, listening as Paul started to lay into Jacob.

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I took Bella to the Cullen’s home. It was the first time I had ever seen it.

We marched in and I saw Edward first.

“What happened?” He demanded, and Bella explained everything to him.

I was still fuming, and Edward was tense beside me as Carlisle fixed Bella’s hand.

“Don’t touch any of the others,” I muttered, “But Jacob’s free game.”

Edward inclined his head, “We share similar sentiments on him now, I see.”

“If I could have, I would have broken his nose.”

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I ended up staying the night with the Cullens.

Alice made me shower, since I “smelled like wet dog,” and gave me some of clothes to wear instead. She stuffed me into a pair of black pajama pants several sizes too big, tying them tightly around my hips. The shirt, which was also slightly large, was a band tee for Metallica.

Bella and I took monopoly over the couches, Edward sitting beside her.

Emmett and Rosalie had come out of their room, and Emmett asked, “What happened, Bella? Walking and cheering gum at the same time?”

“Punched a werewolf,” she corrected, and he laughed loudly.

“Which one?” He asked eagerly, “That why your sister’s here?”

“Jacob,” I answered, “Feel free to break his jaw, if Paul didn’t for me.”

Emmett grinned, sitting down happily beside me, “Paul’s the one who tried to beat my ass when I accidentally got over the creek, right?”

“Yeah,” I confirmed, “No hard feelings about it.”

Emmett laughed again, “If we weren’t supposed to hate each other, it’d be cool to wrestle. They’re bigger than the bears that I hunt.”

I raised my brows, “I’ll relay the sentiment.”

After a minute, my phone rang. I picked it up and I walked back outside, listening to Paul’s voice as it crackles to life on the other end of the line.

“How are things over there?” He asked, “Are the lea— Cullens taking care of your sister?”

“They’re nice, the good doctor put a brace on Bella’s wrist, Edward’s taking care of her right now.,” I informed, then asked, “How are things over there?”

“Pack’s a little divided,” He told me honestly, “Some think Jacob wasn’t overly in the wrong, Emily, Leah, and the rest of the girls think Bella should’ve been able to break his nose.”

I hummed, “What about you? What do you think?”

“I think I hate vampires and want you and Bella away from them, but that Jacob had no right to kiss Bella when it wasn’t what she wanted.”

His answer was good, and I told him as much.

“Good answer,” I murmured, “You get some brownie points.”

“For being a decent person?” He said dryly, “Thanks, Y/n. I’ll take them where I can get them.”

I snorted, “Alright, Hot head, whatever. Meet me over at my house? I think I’ll murder Jacob if I go back over there, and I need to tell Charlie about Bella breaking her hand.”

“Took care of it already,” He replied, and I could hear him walking to the door, “I’ll see you over there.”

I hung up and kissed Bella’s temple, hesitantly patting Edward on the shoulder as I left. I felt awkward in their house, but I thanked them for their help and hospitality.

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(Lightly edited 1/5/25)

Sorry this was put out so late!! Anyway, hope y’all enjoyed!!

Also, this was about when I started realizing that Stephanie Meyer wasn’t a good writer in general bc Jacob and Edward weren’t shit and Bella was a victim of both at any given time

Also also, I got a few requests!! I’m so happy and I’m working on them rn!! They should be out sometime this week and thank you guys so much for the interest in my writing 🥰 I adore yall 💕

(Ps I got a guinea pig and he’s adorable and SO soft)

[towards-toramunda]

Thinking about more iconic lines from the show over the years instead of going to bed and created a list that is far too long:

- What’s my mother’s name?

- My best. Finally.

- I have so many flowers to bring to her.

- You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it. You learned it.

- Don’t get on my ass about it! All I heard is that its pretty easy to do here thats all I took from what you said. (Bonus: its for the god of arts and crafts)

- At dawn, we plan.

- Doo doot doo doo doot doooo donuts!

- What matters more, the dream or the dreamer?

- Sleep well with your bad decisions.

- Nothing happens for a reason. It’s absolute fucking chaos.

- Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy.

- I’ve met the devil, thats not him.

- You never take copper. That's just kicking someone while they're down. You take silver if they're an asshole, and you take gold regardless.

- Time is one of my specialties.

- It’s entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are.

- How lucky I am to have had all of you. How lucky indeed.

- I smell like a crayon.

- I could tell by the bone structure and the contempt.

- I think I can punch ghosts now.

- Big moon, little moon.

- Pop, pop!

- I need chaos. I have faith in chaos.

- Molly said not to steal from happy people.

- I am going to tell you the story of how I murdered my mother and father.

- Smiley day to ya!

- I killed my family, I’ll throw you under a bridge.

- We’re on the moon bitch.

- She throws it. I shoot it. It explodes! NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE! (FLUFFERNUTTER)

- I am all for faith, and I'm not going to pick a god. They can pick me. It'll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I'll fucking answer. I'll wait. They can fucking beg. And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.

- I would like to RAGE!

- The worst thing that has happened to me has already happened.

- We're running; it's bad.

- You can reply to this message.

- Dagger, dagger, dagger.

- Opinions are like opera. Sure, you can listen to them, but why would you, really?

- There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart.

- I would like to live long enough to be someone else.

- Help, its again.

- Whoever it was, just put it back. I think they've earned it. Put it back.

- I’m fun scary.

- Sorry, babe. Gotta handle these ninjas.

- I’m the cleric? I’ve never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me.

- He thinks I’m gonna go into the water for some fucking buttons.

- You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.

- You need me more than I need you.

- I protect him. He’s my boy. And I keep him safe.

- I made the earth remember him.

- Come correct or get corrected.

- Do not go far from me.

- Are you worth saving?

- How do I want to do this?

- Heaven to some, and hell to others.

- Fix him!

- Why do we tell stories?

- Do you spice?

- Listen you fucking jungle! I'm a paladin of the Wildmother. You're going to move or we're going to bust you wide open! We'll wreck this place. Don't make me fucking tell you twice!

- I am your god, long may I rein, eat of my fruits.

- Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will.

- Would you like to talk before or after?

- What the fuck is up with that?

- To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you! And I'm beneath nobody.

- The one eyed monster slayed my pussy.

- Time is a weird soup.

- I’m killing someone. Hold, please.

- Gold is a resource by which mortaldom climbs.

- Why are you so mean to me?

- Yours is the face I saw when murder entered my heart.

- This one time I saw a bug carrying a piece of bread that was like five times its size and he was carrying upstairs, like up and then he would turn, and then up, and then he would turn.

- I live as long as Whitestone lives.

- Vox Machina! Fuck shit up!

- I’m not disappointed, I’m just angry.

- Someone prayed for a miracle and there you were.

- We don't leave people behind. That's just the rule. You do not leave people the fuck behind.

- Call me child one more goddamned time!

- Finish it, Champion.

- I am of the Empire. But I am no friend to the Empire.

- I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you're a fool. Pain doesn't make people, it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them. And you would know that but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you, in the future, to find someone to mourn you when you are gone.

[thealphavoidofficial]

Forbidden Ones Au Lore

So as those whom know of my Forbidden ones Au, this post will explain the lore behind it, if you have not seen the post yet then I recommend seeing the last post I made on this.

So to start things off The Brave trios story is about the same only they were baked about a thousand years before the main stories events, when the Ancient Heroes only recently got their SoulJams.

They had escaped from the Witches Castle with a large quantity of Cookies, including the First Batch as the final request of First Cream Cookie, and created a small secluded Village around where the Main Stories Kingdom is, and the Brave Trio acted as the Villages protector, they are slightly older here, give or take 15-16 (in the main story they would have been 11, becoming 15 in the Odyssey arc).

However the Shadow Witch soon found them and sent her minions to destroy and burn the village to the ground, soon coming herself to finish the job, almost the entire village was destroyed and eaten, including the First Batch, and in a large final battle that would remain u known to the rest of the world, GingerBrave had slain the witch with a Slit of the throat with a Kitchen Knife, and her body turned to dust.

However the Village was already devastated as is, only a small handful of Cookies remained, GingerBrave was left to mourn in sorrow and revel in his horror.

Wizard was left stunned and comforting a distraught and traumatised Strawberry, who, suffered sever scaring to her face and body.

But their problems didn’t stop there, cause in their anger the remaining Villagers directed their anger to GingerBrave and his siblings, belong them to be at fault for not protecting the village hard enough, despite their efforts they believed they did not try hard enough to protect them.

GingerBrave was stunned, they sacrificed EVERYTHING for these ungrateful gnats! His SANITY! His FAMILY! His SIBLINGS! And this was how they repay them!?

And the true moment his sanity SNAPPED……..was when one of the villagers dared to lay a hand on Strawberry……and in his rage he lashed out, killing the Cookies with the very blade he slayed the Shadow Witch with.

Monster they called him, MURDERER! They treated him as if he didn’t protect this creator damn village for YEARS! PROTECTING THEM FOR YEARS! And as the villagers attacked him, his Insanity only grew.

Wizard started in shock and disbelief, these Cookies, the Cookies they had protected for so long, turning in them the INSTANT something didn’t go their way……was it all for nothing? Was all this peace and prosperity they worked SO HARD TO BUILD…….truly nothing to them? They could have rebuilt, they could have lived in peace now that the Witch was gone, but instead they chose THIS!? They hurt his siblings, they threaten their lives……..perhaps……peace truly was some cheap twisted Delusion……fine…..if they wished so badly to hurt them, then they have every right to retaliate!

Strawberry wept, why did that Cookie attack her!? Why were they attacking her family!? Was…….was it because of how horrid she looks now? Was it because of how horrific she looked with all these horrible scars? Did they mistake her for a monster? Her brothers, they looked so angry, why did the Cookies hate her so much!? Was she not enough for them? Did they hate her now because of how ugly she looked now!? All those questions running through her mind, and as her Insecurity grew, the more her anger and hatred grew with it. Fine then, if they wanted to kill her because of how monstrous she looked then she’ll SHOW THE, HOW MONSTROUS SHE CAN BE!!

…………And alas, the battle was over in mere minutes, all the Cookies were dead, but the trios list for blood only grew with their newfound hatred for the world, Cookies, so fragile…….yet so greedy….

“They’ll only ever see us a tools, their just as bad at the witch, why should they be happy while we suffer!?” Yelled GingerBrave.

“Their so called piece is nothing more then a pathetic delusion…..true peace is never possible…..the true cause of corruption within the world is cookie-kind itself, so why not purge them from it like the parasites they are…” Uttered Wizard coldly.

“They saw me as nothing but a horrid monster the moment I lost my beauty……..so i’ll make them ALL and ‘beautiful’ as me so they feel how I’ve felt!” Snarled Strawberry.

And with that the Forbidden Ones conquest began, and their killing spree took hold, they chaos eventually reaching the newly crowned Ancient Heroes.

Clashing with the heroes they battle shook the land, it would have been the most closely called battle within the Ancient Heroes prime years, and the trio were ultimately sealed within a tree by White Lily’s sealing magic, coiled and put to slumber within Lily riddled vines.

The battle would have been very vaguely documented in each of the Kingdoms libraries, as not many Cookies were around during that time it would later be nearly lost to time if not for the written evidence within the 5 Kingdoms libraries documenting all their battles over the thousand years.

20 Years after the Dark Flour war however, the seal weakening with the erosion of time, the Forbidden Ones were inadvertently freed by Custard III and Chilli Pepper, however, greatly weakened by the Seal, they are forced to play along with the naive child’s plan to create a Kingdom of his own, and ultimately, slowly (like over the course of like a few months these guys are fucked up bro XD) inevitably end up obtaining a soft side for the child and his developing kingdom, edging them father onto the path of redemption.

More info/Facts about Au:

- The main Kingdom residents do not exist before the Brave Trios fall into darkness as they were not baked yet.

- The Shadow Witch in the Trios backstory is NOT the same one In the Witches Castle arc as she would have not been born yet.

- The Shadow Witch from Witches Castle is the daughter of the Backstory Shadow Witches great great great granddaughter.

- Only very few Cookies know of the trios existence, the Ancient Heroes being some of them as they have fought in the past.

- The trio take a liking to Custard III because he reminds them of the first Batch Cookies/Their ‘younger’ siblings.

[gabrielislovegabrielislife]

Ok, another live blog, this time it's Doctor Who Season 2, episode 3, "The Well"

SPOILERS AHEAD

Ok, still can't get back to Earth 2025

500,000 years in the future, damn

TOXIC, BRITNEY, PLEAAAASE THE CALLBACK

We're in a war zone apparently?

Iron man boots lmao

DID I JUST HEAR THE TENTH DOCTOR'S THEME? WHAT IS WITH THE MUSIC CALLBACKS?

Why does that sky look familiar?

Psychic paper how ive missed you

Galvanic Radiation? Wait a god damn minute

Aww taking each other's armor off <3

Broken everything? Wtf? Did the Midnight Entity or some shit just like take over and murder everyone?

SIGN LANGUAGE, REPRESENTATIONNNN

ok was it an auditory attack that made everyone aggressive? Bc the only survivor is deaf

Oh lord that suit does everything for your ass Doctor

WYM THEY HAVENT HEARD OF EARTH?

WHAT WAS THAT IM GONNA CRY

She just wants to go home, does that mean she's gonna die? Bc that happens a LOT

Does earth fucking explode or smth? Is that the main plot of the season?

WHAT IS THAT VENOM LOOKIN THING, I HATE THESE FUCKING JUMPSCARES

Why is Belinda not saying anything? Like what the fuck?!

Ok they saw it this time what the hell

XTONIC STAR ITS FUCKING MIDNIGHT AND THE GODDAMN ENTITY

David tennant gracing my screen in 2025 i never thought I'd see the day

And it's still got those freaky ass powers

Omg everyone talking over each other this is gonna end bad again

OOP she KILLED HIM "turn 180" oh my god?

It knows his NAME

Is it possessing him?

Nope?

Thing behind a thing? Wtf?

Huh?

REFLECTIONSSSS

Aw what? I wanna see it too

That thing looks unstable as FUCKKK

It's in the roooom

BELINDA NOOO

WE'RE GONNA SHOOT BELINDA WTF

NO WHAT, SHE JUMPED DOWN THE WELL

Why does it always end in self unalive on this Damn planet?

MRS FLOOD GET TF OUT OF HERE

IT ESCAPED PH MY GODDDD

RUBYYYY MY LOOOVE

Such a slay episode tho, 10/10 I'm concerned about the music callbacks 2 episodes in a row though, and Mrs flood needs to stop pulling a Susan Triad, we fell for it before, we can't fall for it again

[chaoticornot]

Chaotic rambles 9-1-1

s08e11 I can finally watch it, yayy. He looks so good—yummy. His hair—I am going insane. Is he redecorating? Exciting. Maddie's exasperated face, he has done this before. They are so soft, his muffins, cutie patpotie.

Cult-like. Wait, Lou Ferrigno jr, Tommy is back, nooo. They are going to be insufferable. Are they mother and son? The music is lovely slay. Bobby's face, oehh. Ravi, baby. Bobby, insane slipup, holy shit, poor Ravi. I'm used to it, insane line, haha. Eddie again, Ravi's face, poor thing. They all look so good, the face cards are insane. I am the only one getting flashbacks to Buck's first loss on rescue, with the kid that fell. Bobby's face something is not right. What?! Their faces and mine in this, flabbergasted.

Uncle Buckkkk. Damn Chim, call him out. Her scarrr, Maddie. Aaahhhhh. Insane. The lighting is so good in this episode, I don't why but I'm noticing it.

Their new house is is gorgeous. How could she not know? She 100% did a background check on her. Athena, not a good pitch, thought that you would understand. If another shitty parent gets forgiven on this show, I am rioting.

Buck, no, haha. Are finally getting Ravi/ Buck friendship, please, I need Ravi to bully Buck (lovingly). Canon prankster Buck, slay. Thank you Ravi for asking that question. Almost a whole shift I'm dead, hahaha. Buck's face.

Two stepkids and a puppy, joking. Just the messenger, kinda not liking you Charlie. Fuck his dad, fuck that.

Athena darling, I kinda need you to stick up and stand with your man instead of his deadbeat mom. She's so fake. Girl, you abandoned him, to his abusive dad, like what?? Bobby using Athena as a shield, real shit, like he squished his ass in that little space, haha. Ah, insane, 'not you I trust', What, my jaw is on the floor. Girl, you left your child, not a teenager, child with his alcoholic dad, you should apoligise, that is the least of it. Say Bobby, say it, you are so correct, lovely.

Oh no, here we go, poor Ravi. He is just bragging about Eddie to everyone in the vicinity, I know they are done with him. Buck just making excuses for Eddie, and Ravi's deadpan, I love everything about this. Nooo, fuck noo, Ravi why would you do that?? Poor Buck just drunk off his ass and then there is his shitty ex, poor thing. Ravi is just glad he doesn't have to deal with Buck anymore. The glare, dang, Ravi you evil. NO, there is no way they are making this canon, OMG, OMG, Eddie did stop speaking to Tommy after they broke up. No way, no way they are doing this, please no. Please no, don't make me watch Buck kissing that ugly mug, Pleaseeee. Danggit, my pooor eyes. Dom Buck, helloooooo. Thankful for that. In Eddie's bed, insanity.

His arms, omg. He looks so big. No way, competition out of the way, he shouldn't have said that. Who, hihi. Not Evan again, I don't know who that is (sarcastic). Eddie is straight!?! Tommy's face, oh my lord. I just ran a lap around my living room, it is 2 am, I am shaking so harrd and sweating omg. Wait what, what did you just say, I don't need to sleep with everyone I have feelings for, huh.

Uhh, where did she come from, is he a killer?? Did he poison her, wtf? Why?? He dead, damn. If this makes Bobby forgive his mom, I am murdering someone. I did not know my emotion could shift this fast, but I am pissed off now.

The apron is so good. Maddie's face. He feels so at home at Maddie's place. Awww baby. Her pitying look. She is like no I did not mean Tommy no. She's right.

I do not feel bad for her, sorry I don't, fuck you. Is she admitting she is a fraud, thank fuck. I am so tired of this, i'm sorry. Dang, mommy stay with me, insane. I don't care, okay she's dying, Eddie's dad storyline 2.0, woww. Wow, now she self-sacrificing, I don't care. These kinda things make me hate this show, gotta be honest, I am whining I'm sorry. It was not wrong it was right, this makes so angry. I skipped the rest sorry, I can't.

He's unpacking, yayy. Look at his happy face.

Is this the setup for the crossover? I knew it.

I loved this episode and I hated it. Why do they always have to forgive their shitty parents, I hate it so much. I will forever hold all of these grudges.

[alloutofgoddesses]

I am soooooo normal about tonight’s 9-1-1 episode. If you want to see how normal, there’s stuff to look at under the cut.

S08E11 - Holy Mother of God

- HE’S MOVING IN

- Hi Maddie you freaking cutie

- Oh Buck why are you sleeping in your big sisters house

- Hi Mama Nash and Brother Nash

- I just know this woman has some wack ass breath

- EVANGELICALS DOWN

- Heyyyy 118

- RAVIIIIIIII MY MOST FAVOURITE MAN

- Oh nooooo Bobby called him Eddie

- AND HE’S USED TO IT

- Oop

- What in the good goddamn fuck is a gennie

- So sorry Ravi

- HA LMAO I love you Bobby

- Buck on a ladder can only go well. It’s not like he’s cursed or anything

- Homophobia?

- Is this a bad time to say this actress looks and sounds like my partner’s mom

- Not Ann, the lady on the cross

- Like she isn’t but they could absolutely be related

- What is this actress’s last name bc if it’s the one I’m thinking of the possibility is Not zero

- “That work has already been done” lmao

- Buck is Jesus lmao

- Of course Eddie is missing this

- And the 118 go “Wait his mom is alive?!?!”

- Good night Jee!!

- Maddie. Shoes on the COUCH

- Place your bets now, how long will Maddie have a scar

- Btw thank you JLH for the hair upgrade

- Awwwwwww Buck :(

- He can’t make new friends, he only has one

- Hi Athena! Hi Bathena’s new house!

- I love youuuuuu whoever dresses Athena

- I love all the knitted stuff

- There is no reason for him to mend that fence if he doesn’t want to wtf

- Buck sweetie

- A WHOLE SHIFT LMAO

- Frolf. Frolf.

- Fucking FINALLY btw Ravi deserves friendship

- Charlieeeeeeee

- And Buck but I digress

- I’m sure she does

- Charlie we don’t care what that man thinks

- Bobert

- Ann

- YouTube Athenaaaaa I will always love her

- Athena being Southern Baptist does make sense but my knee-jerk reaction oof

- Damnnnnn Bobby

- Ravi I am so sorry x2

- Eddie joined an underground fight club

- Exactly Ravi

- Also Eddie became a dad at 19

- EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

- Ravi why would you do this

- Eddie you petty ass bitch lmao

- Buck WTFFFFF dude

- Cut sleeves Buck I-

- Buck is a CUTIEEEEEEE

- Scream?!?!?!

- COMPETITION

- COMPETITION COMPETITION

- Uh huh

- HELLO?!?!?

- SO YOU DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR EDDIE?!?! WHAT

- Bye Tommy die in a hole :)

- LET! BUCK! SMASH THINGS!

- A life alert slay

- OH SHIT WHAT

- WHY WOMAN IN DIRT

- SIR

- Not hard enough to commit murder Buck. I know you’re salty rn but Not The Time

- RIPiss you piece of shit

- Well

- Wouldn’t be crazy

- Uh huh

- Well. I do definitely want you pining but not hopelessly

- Maddie I am sorry that your little brother is Like This

- Also I am Freaking Out I have gone back multiple times to get all this down

- BIG HOLE

- Tommy deserves mean :)

- It does suck I agree

- UNPACK WHAT BUCKLEY

- I SHOULD CALL HIM?!?!

- Oliver Stark is having the time of his life rn

- Maddie, again, he does not register his emotions unless they hit him over the head with a frying pan

- Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

- The brothers Nash

- Hello totally unfamiliar hospital room that I have definitely never seen before

- ADHD man moves in, so real so true

- All the workout gear teehee I lob you Buck

- Have fun Athena

- Poor poor woman

- Night terrors oop

- A fire? On the firefighter show? No wayyyyyy