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#marble sky#marble sky yt series#Ward#Oscar#Ecliptica#Can you date an alien Oscar#.#...can u#it's actually kinda late for me rn#I can't think of something funny or clever to add#so imma just leave this here and go to sleep#Youtube
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“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!



Ahahahahahahah here I go again
Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed
I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk
Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~
#maccadam#transformers#Jazz#Meister#Starscream#L I S T E N#I THINK#The “Jazz” is a hologram and “Meister” is the Real Jazz#because yeah It totally makes sense. Soundwave touched Meister so Meister must be real. And Hound could just create the hologram of Jazz#but....b u t#I can't stop thinking that there's might be something more#like...Hound wasn't exactly wery well hidden. For the love of god STArScream saw him and talked about him#and we all know than Soundwave is a fucking all seeing eye of Sauron when it comes to watching suspicious activity#I...fuckin...listen ok#Meister's plan with second Jazz is so damn clever bc it would literally show to Soundwave how Jazz and Meister can stand in the same room#but I can't help but feel that Sounders is inevitably going to discover Hound and unlike Starscream he surely knows what Hounds “thing” is#or maybe I'm just paranoid. .#maybe Jazz..I mean Meister knows something I don't#i mean duh of course he does#augh I need to stop before by brain spins itself to shreds#This fic made me overthink every detail with double intensity haha#Also. ALSO. We might see the confrontation between Meister and Jazz I feel. we might. it makes me want to giggle for some reson kgkgkg#fic fanart#momu fanart
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We've all suffered in these dark times. It is little wonder you bear scars of pain and anguish.
#abdirak#bg3 abdirak#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#bg3edit#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#gamingedit#my gifs#my gifs: bg3#feel like this dialogue fits gale the most because i can imagine him saying “clever man”#and i think he would be curious enough about abdirak's deductions to confess something is wrong#but also i just wanted to gif the cute sad face he makes
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powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
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Motivity Builds be like
#Lies of P#lop#neowiz#round8#pinocchio#white lady#fanart#comics#comic portfolio#comic#In the loving memory of Wrench Head + Police Baton Handle Motivity Build#idk if it's still the meta after the patches but I still use it in my motivity runs#no clever jokes or punchlines - just me facing my biggest enemy: sfx lettering#and also practicing battle scenes#i got so happy with black rabbit one i wanted to see if i could repeat the formula or if it was sheer luck#but i guess i can?? you're all watching the birth of a skillset sdfghjk#this comic had been on hold since december for major reasons such as: webtoon jobs and bg3#but i finally completed it sdfghjkl now to FINALLY //THINK// of something for my favorite bit of the whole game
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Palindr(amatic)
this poem is backwards
here are our factors:
if my head is screwed on the wrong way —
if the stories all sound the same —
if I first adjusted my aim
would it matter
if this trouble I first circumvent
if nothing exists but what's dreamt —
if the start is the end —
you could never tell that I lack words
if this poem is backwards
~ xoxo, Love yoU (either way)
#I'd like to think this is clever but honestly it's probably just a reach#you can read it either way though if you have a strange and esoteric brain like mine#Lu writes#sometimes I think I could write poetry#I think the rhyme scheme here is something like AABBBACCCAA????
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Never understood people who say Five is 'too soft' because... have we been watching the same show? Were they asleep during the first season, which he spends being dismissive and cold with Adric, an issue that was never resolved when Adric was brutally killed? Do they, like many of the show's adversaries, mistake his outward appearance of 'harmless, affable English fellow' for weakness, even though he could switch from that to being your worst enemy on a dime? His continued dry humour, now bitter and sarcastic, in the face of danger or evil is one of the character's most compelling aspects. He hardly changes his outward demeanour, and his continued affected politeness makes him seem all the more dangerous as you see the fury and outrage boiling underneath, and you see a plan form behind his steely eyes.
And if he is sentimental sometimes, why do they see it as being 'too soft', instead of what it truly is: a need to atone, after the universe punished him for his harshness towards Adric in the worst possible way? Adric's death haunts Five for the rest of his life, and you can actually see it in Davison's portrayal, even if no mention of Adric occurs in the script. You can see Adric's ghost in the wild desperation in Five's eyes during his final serial, while he rushes to give his life to save his companion. Because he cannot let this happen again because of him. And the last word out of his mouth as he dies is 'Adric', as we come to the heart-wrenching realisation that his mind is not filled with his own imminent doom but with thoughts of that poor boy, of how he killed him, of how he never got to show how much he cared for him. Of how much it hurt that he could almost be forgiven by trading his life for Peri's, but still he could never go back and save Adric.
And that's why my blood boils when people say he's 'too soft'. He's one of the few classic doctors with a character arc, for god's sake, and it's all about him being too harsh.
#doctor who#classic who#classic doctor who#fifth doctor#peter davison#maybe people just haven't seen enough of Five's run to see the progression#but still the whole 'dangerous sarcasm' thing should be obvious even from a few episodes#maybe the whole 'gentleman' act isn't something that appeals to all viewers#like for me i dislike seven's clown act#but i can still see he's dangerous and clever underneath. i don't actually think he's stupid#whereas so many people seem to think that five just is 'friendly cricket guy' all the way through
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killing eve 🤝 yellowjackets 🤝 kevin can fuck himself
stories about women who become aware they are stuck in a Narrative and begin fighting against their constraints that fall short of being good storytelling because the storytellers seem more concerned with depicting the futility and unfairness and cruelty of the narrative than letting these female characters do something revolutionary and break out of their narrative constraints in any meaningful and intentional and non-incidental way
#the potential they have is undeniable and intoxicating but i have yet to see a female-focused tv show actually pull this off#sure they can end tragically but narratively torturing women for several seasons? with no real catharsis? groundbreaking#kevin can f*** himself#yellowjackets#killing eve#tbh we are lady parts is about this in its own way and it IS pulling it off bc the constraints they have are so much more harsh#like theres barely any metaphor there the fact that the band/show gets to exist is them breaking the constraints#but to break out in any more meaningful way would mean getting past the censors and they literally showed us they cannot do that#i appreciated the sincerity and cleverness in depicting that its something the above-mentioned shows severely lack#and its been many years since i watched orphan black but i rmr thinking they stuck the landing they just fumbled their way through
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Revisiting Bartimaeus tag first time in two years feels like coming home from a long journey tbh. Like, time pass by, and all the same faces will still be making memes and and laughing about similar scenes and all of this is so precision and something never changes and I love this sm I cannot describe this in words.
#bartimaeus#bartseq#hey guys do you...do you remember me....??/j#the Ukrainian copy of RoS is coming soon so SO#I have to reread it gosh my friend is reading it now our of my and bestie's honest recommendations and there's SO MANY SCENES#I sincerely forgot existing#I HAVE TO.#also the way everyone is still laughing about Nathaniel's jealous wife PG era is so dear to me something is forever something just stays#empiers might die and fall and the rise again and there will be bartseq fandom laughing about “man or woman” and think he rather knew anyway#all of this tied with clever political analysis and eternal love for Kitty Jones of course#How can I post about hmc and bartseq in the same time...and maybe some Macbeth poems If you may#cause I really want to#bartimaeus trilogy#bartimaeus sequence
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Eoin and his sister Eilis and Eilis' husband Thady and Thady's brother Conor and Eilis' kids John and Patrick and Mary and Sarah in the background and her baby and a partridge in a pear tree. falls off the stage and dies
#no clever caption other than I got bored halfway through cos I wanted to draw something else and I think you can tell#peasantsverse#eoin#digital art#jory.img
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I've seen a lot of people don't like "franmaya sets up narumitsu" so I raise you
franmaya sets up faraskye, then faraskye sets up narumitsu
or alternatively, for maximum chaos, WHILE. But then the head chef at the fancy restaurant gets murdered and they have to investigate together while not giving away the plan. "It was all a set-up!" gets said twice in very different contexts
#ace attorney#franmaya#faraskye#narumitsu#I recognize this doesn't fix all the problems with that prompt but I do think it makes more sense for the characters#Franziska would not do that for Edgeworth and Phoenix; she might do that for Kay - a genuine friend of hers she's kind towards#Maya says she can work it out but both her and Fran quickly run out of ideas#Ema and Kay are two of Edgeworth's biggest fans & think they're so clever they can resolve this. Probably rope in Gumshoe to do something#also I added the murder because I would actually read that & everyone would be an active participant in the plot.#[Reposted with revised wording & tags because I overreacted to a comment. added the murder bit because it made things more interesting.]#my posts
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do we think reo is a bit.. condescending about the whole dynamic 🙂 rich boy buying his way to a girl
SDKJFHKJD I DONT THINK SO? i think if it was in a yandere or toxic context he'd still be very amiable bc he knows how important it is to be like...perceived as nice and benevolent. even at his most manipulative i think he is very sympathetic towards you.
reo is very moody in a sense so even when you're doing something he doesnt like i dont think he condscends u as much as he simply freaks out about it if u will
this is not particularly at u anon but a few times ive gotten this and im kind of surprised by fandom impression of reo but that guy is like. exceptionally nice. not only is he well off he's also very popular at school and general well liked so i do not think he is (canonly) that douchey? maybe its something about him in the anime
#return to sender#this is /nm#its just an interesting observation bc i think reo is generally a good guy if not melodramatic and codependent#he takes things very personally but he's not like.... clever enough to not be volatile i think#condescension denotes a level of control. you can only be condscending in the instance you are in better control of something then someone#else. i think between them nagi is much much more likely to be very condscending.#reo is many other things but his primary way of being toxic is through kindness and favor#he knows how to make you feel like you owe him and does hold some entitlement about that#a.reo
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What happens if Bells Hells go through with the Arch Heart’s Plan?
Transcript from C3.108, Looming
Remember this?
Asmodeus answered Braius's prayer to say "Don't worry babe, if Predathos is released and some of the gods run, he'll get lured away and I'll chill here".
What does happen if Predathos is released, and Imogen/Fearne are strong enough to channel it into chasing away the gods from Exandria? The only god who has actually confirmed that they would run is Corellon. Asmodeus said “when the cats are away, the mice will play!” and the Raven Queen said verbatim "I will not flee." It was suggested that the Wildmother is too enmeshed in Exandria itself to even be able to leave. What the rest of the gods might do remains a mystery, but it stands to reason that many of them might fall into one of these two camps of I’m not leaving! (I imagine that Erathis, for example, might choose not to flee out of a deep sense of responsibility to mortals, and love for Melora)
The result then is not a world with all the gods conveniently leading Predathos away on a merry chase. Maybe Predathos does go after Corellon (as the most delicious looking god) and any others who flee, leaving the balance of the remaining deities skewed. Maybe the remaining gods are sitting ducks behind the divine gate, and Predathos goes for them instead. Maybe the Matron is devoured, or goes into hiding, and there’s no one left to oppose the dissolution of the divine gate and we get the “second calamity” that Bells Hells thinks they’re trying to prevent.
Now, Braius didn’t tell anyone in Bells Hells this. I’m not even sure if Sam remembers it, let alone the rest of the cast. But the fact remains that, after the colossal unknown that is the release of Predathos, there are a a whole cascade of question marks as the primes and betrayers react to the situation.
As Orym put it (way back in episode 44), that’s a pretty big trust fall.
#this scene has been haunting me since it happened (and i feel like the only one)#but even without this scene!#the arch heart says ‘oh yeah we’ll all run’ and you just BELIEVE THEM?#the raven queen says ‘I will not flee. I’m a clever girl’#and your TAKEAWAY IS THAT SHE AGREES WITH THE ARCH HEART???!?!??#i’m gonna throw something#anyway#there are a bunch of gods who do not agree on anything#and bells hells assuming they can predict how they will act#is JUST AS FOOLISH as thinking they can predict predathos#save me orym please#critical role#campaign 3#braius doomseed#asmodeus#downfall#corellon#bells hells#cr discourse#i just spent WAY too long on this post and i so rarely write meta#cr meta
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bc astarion is good with a needle and thread he eventually becomes the (un)official camp seamster, his tent is a one stop hem shop for all your patching up needs. if your clothes are holey he’s your man.
#insert innuendo#it’s late i can’t think of smth clever#but fr he can fix your clothes up so good 😔#don’t point it out to him tho cause ???#do something good for someone else for free?#he’d rather die#𝒾𝒾. the pale elf ᅳ a study.
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mod!Revali’s older sister Laurell; the only one in his family he gets along with
#mod!au#mod!laurell#artbart#digital art#mod!au lore#(god i wish i had something clever to say or more interesting stuff about her)#(if i think of any ill reblog with it)#(or people can send asks)
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do you guys think aziraphale heard the myth of prometheus for the first time and lost his mind a little
#marzi speaks#good omens#aziraphale#this is lighthearted but also not at all. i just don’t have big words rn#can you imagine though. aziraphale is gomensverse’s prometheus#he brought humans fire.#do you think he heard of prometheus and suddenly his fear of disobeying god reared its ugly head with a vengeance#do you think he remembered lying to god about it. wondered if it was that that would do him in instead of the original theft#do you think he spent nights upon nights wondering when he would be chained to his rock#wondering when his crow would come eat his liver for all of eternity#do you think he wondered if it already had?#not in the shape of a crow- but of a snake- a charming snake that slithered over and ate his heart again and again and again#he had appeared shortly after aziraphale gave up the sword; after all. aziraphale told him and everything#perhaps that was his punishment. perhaps She was playing a cruel little game by sending him someone he wanted so much but could never have#maybe that was the rock. the chain. the inability to move- to do anything more than sit there in anguish#the crow came in the form of that sharp mind and clever tongue. it dug straight to the core of his heart and tore it to shreds#picked it apart; observed; and ate#do you think he worried on and off about that for centuries. millenia#do you think he thought about it every time that demon of his did something so utterly charming#‘oh- there’s another piece of my heart- a morsel for him to savor again and again’#do you think he thought about it when he kissed. felt those lips on his like a sharp beak straight through his body#do you think he minded. do you think he thought ‘i would lay in these chains forever if you would just do that again; right now.’#do you think he broke those chains anyway.#I’M INSAAANE turns out i did have big words for it
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