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#marble sky#marble sky yt series#Ward#Oscar#Ecliptica#Can you date an alien Oscar#.#...can u#it's actually kinda late for me rn#I can't think of something funny or clever to add#so imma just leave this here and go to sleep#Youtube
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“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!



Ahahahahahahah here I go again
Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed
I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk
Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~
#maccadam#transformers#Jazz#Meister#Starscream#L I S T E N#I THINK#The “Jazz” is a hologram and “Meister” is the Real Jazz#because yeah It totally makes sense. Soundwave touched Meister so Meister must be real. And Hound could just create the hologram of Jazz#but....b u t#I can't stop thinking that there's might be something more#like...Hound wasn't exactly wery well hidden. For the love of god STArScream saw him and talked about him#and we all know than Soundwave is a fucking all seeing eye of Sauron when it comes to watching suspicious activity#I...fuckin...listen ok#Meister's plan with second Jazz is so damn clever bc it would literally show to Soundwave how Jazz and Meister can stand in the same room#but I can't help but feel that Sounders is inevitably going to discover Hound and unlike Starscream he surely knows what Hounds “thing” is#or maybe I'm just paranoid. .#maybe Jazz..I mean Meister knows something I don't#i mean duh of course he does#augh I need to stop before by brain spins itself to shreds#This fic made me overthink every detail with double intensity haha#Also. ALSO. We might see the confrontation between Meister and Jazz I feel. we might. it makes me want to giggle for some reson kgkgkg#fic fanart#momu fanart
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Trafalgar-Monkey clan
#mpreg#mpreg luffy#mpreg art#pregnant boy#lawlu#mpreg one piece#their kids are Lami Ace Sunny and Cora is on the way!#do you think corazon is looking down from heaven being like this is all I ever wanted for you law#big happy family yay!#they are very good dads#you can tell I started in the upper left corner and finished in the lower right lmao#lulawlu#pregnant luffy#your dads are the king of pirates and the surgeon of death but all you care about is uncle polar bear and uncle reindeer#intrepid viewers will notice baby Ace has the same hair color as Law’s sister Lami#Law’s metal t shirt says polar tang I thought that was clever lmao my mind#luffy is a very enthusiastic mom-dad and always having so much fun with his babies#okay i thought about it i feel like law is malewife and luffy is husband#even tho i feel like they arent married bc they're like ??? we're literally pirates why would we do something “legally”?
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We've all suffered in these dark times. It is little wonder you bear scars of pain and anguish.
#abdirak#bg3 abdirak#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#bg3edit#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#gamingedit#my gifs#my gifs: bg3#feel like this dialogue fits gale the most because i can imagine him saying “clever man”#and i think he would be curious enough about abdirak's deductions to confess something is wrong#but also i just wanted to gif the cute sad face he makes
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powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
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Let it not be left unsaid that Jason hates this entire thing. Jason hates giving any bats an inch, knowing they'll take a mile and rustle through anything they could get their dirty mitts on.But he needs this information and his only in was using an old identity. An old Robin identity, and unfortunately(?) Jason doesn't look enough like his old self to use this particular face.
It sucks, but there's nothing to be done from it. Kids grow up, and even people on the streets can reach Jason's height without being taken in by a billionaire or pushed into a lake or concentrated golden evil. But because teen Jason had understandably had assumed Catherine was his biological mother (which Bruce would have known wasn't the case and yet he never fucking told him), and she had spent years placating Jason's height related angst by telling him her brothers were all short and there was nothing to be done. It led to a grim acceptance and a hard drive full of gay porn about muscle hunks pounding twinks into oblivion, with Jason as the twink of course. He'd been positive that was the future, so he had maybe insinuated that he was less teenager and more a young twink when making this identity. And he did it well enough that even if he'd grown more, that reputation would help undercover.
Except Jason isn't a twink anymore. He's firmly in hunk territory like what seems like every other cape, and when he's in the mood for it, he has to actually put in the work to find someone capable of fucking him like his teenage porn stash, which usually ends up just being Roy who is a bro like that.
So with the himself out of the running, Jason needed to find someone trained like a bat for this...except none of the bats are close to twinks either. Hunks, all of them are hunks straight from every man lover's dream. But with some clever makeup and clothing tricks, they can at least hide that fact a little better with Tim.
Tim who despite all his experience with disguising himself and being openly bisexual needed a crash course on the gay Gotham scene. Habits needed to be unlearned, lingo needed to be taught until it was second nature, the way he walked the angle of his wrist every stupid little thing that screams "I'm a rich white man" that he, Dick, and Bruce could never fully wipe away, needed to be broken down and burnt so Drake could play a convincing Jacob "Jay" Knight.
Jason finishes up Tim's makeup and has to hold back a shudder. It's uncanny, seeing this ghost of what could have been in front of him. Ice blue eyes hidden behind a layer of green to bring out something closer to Jason's turquoise. Big doe eyes, same as Jason's, with the right kind of makeup to make them pop the way his own does. Some makeup to make thin lips plumper, mousse to make straight hair give some wave, to make it look more like someone trying to tame curls than the opposite. Face cleanly shaven, eyelashes fuller than they are naturally, pencil to thicken Tim's eyebrows and give them a less pronounced arch. They couldn't do too much to Tim's nose, but luckily both he and Jason have had them broken enough that a smart comment could pass that away.
It was a little hellish to get Tim's boxier form to look more like Jason's lankier triangle, same with Tim's legs into something fuller, but they were able to do it with clever costuming. Costumes that Jason had to put on Tim himself because the guy kept fucking it up.
"You good?" comes the passable accent from a face too pretty to have such a nasty sounding thing. A few more days and Tim will be a thorn in Jason's ass for the rest of time with the ease skeleton key to the Upper Island Gotham Jason handed him on a silver platter.
Tim is good, he's really good, and Jason hates being on the other side of being mimicked. If this is what it's always like then it's no wonder Dick thought Jason was a creepy little shit as Robin. Jason played the role of Dick Grayson near perfectly, and if Dick felt like anything Jason does it certainly explains why his visits could be counted on one hand.
"Just making sure you haven't moved anything again," Jason says instead, looking at the obscenely tight shorts Tim has on, cursing his teenage self for wearing them all the time.
#jaytim#azol's words#i just think that identity shenanigans using *another bat's* undercover id is really hot#i also think that sometimes a Robin will make an id that they can never use again once they grow up because they had expectations#on how they'd look and whoops it didnt happen#i also think Jason should be a late bloomer who gets any and all growth spurts at nearly 18#to me Tim isn't twink but because he's the shortest of them he gets put into these scenarios the most#has to do a Joey Batey as Jaskier where its clever costuming that makes them look smaller#(something i KNOW Dick/Nightwing does to throw people off on how he's actually just as big as other hunky heroes)
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Motivity Builds be like
#Lies of P#lop#neowiz#round8#pinocchio#white lady#fanart#comics#comic portfolio#comic#In the loving memory of Wrench Head + Police Baton Handle Motivity Build#idk if it's still the meta after the patches but I still use it in my motivity runs#no clever jokes or punchlines - just me facing my biggest enemy: sfx lettering#and also practicing battle scenes#i got so happy with black rabbit one i wanted to see if i could repeat the formula or if it was sheer luck#but i guess i can?? you're all watching the birth of a skillset sdfghjk#this comic had been on hold since december for major reasons such as: webtoon jobs and bg3#but i finally completed it sdfghjkl now to FINALLY //THINK// of something for my favorite bit of the whole game
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killing eve 🤝 yellowjackets 🤝 kevin can fuck himself
stories about women who become aware they are stuck in a Narrative and begin fighting against their constraints that fall short of being good storytelling because the storytellers seem more concerned with depicting the futility and unfairness and cruelty of the narrative than letting these female characters do something revolutionary and break out of their narrative constraints in any meaningful and intentional and non-incidental way
#the potential they have is undeniable and intoxicating but i have yet to see a female-focused tv show actually pull this off#sure they can end tragically but narratively torturing women for several seasons? with no real catharsis? groundbreaking#kevin can f*** himself#yellowjackets#killing eve#tbh we are lady parts is about this in its own way and it IS pulling it off bc the constraints they have are so much more harsh#like theres barely any metaphor there the fact that the band/show gets to exist is them breaking the constraints#but to break out in any more meaningful way would mean getting past the censors and they literally showed us they cannot do that#i appreciated the sincerity and cleverness in depicting that its something the above-mentioned shows severely lack#and its been many years since i watched orphan black but i rmr thinking they stuck the landing they just fumbled their way through
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Thinking about the FGA vampire imagery. Fugo thinking of himself as Lucy instead of Jonathan or Mina (from Bram Stoker's Dracula). Lucy, the well-behaved woman that wanted what she could not have in the society she lived in. Lucy, who was preyed on because of her innocence and kindness. Lucy, who became a "wanton creature of ravenous sexual appetite" after being turned, reflecting her restrained inner desire. Something something Fugo blaming himself for being hungered after something something afraid to become a demon for his "sins" something something subconsciously seeing himself in a character who ends up dying for having desires in the wrong way. Is it trauma or is it homosexuality. Are these feelings for Giorno because he was "bitten by the vampire" and has now transformed into an evil fucked up sexual creature that must be killed to save his soul or is it actually nothing and normal and okay.
The chapter title being "Lucy In the Sky of Red Ink". of course it's referencing Fugo's nightmare but also it alludes to lucy bram stoker darcula . "Lucy" is in the sky that is full of red ink. Fugo is Lucy (pay attention!!!) *taps mic* can anyone hear me please please please
I would say more about giorno but we don't get his perspective on any of this. Does he think of himself as the monstrous Dracula? Does he see Dracula's ambition for lost glory (much like his father's former reign) and think of himself? I need to make purple haze noises about this. oooourggj. ggggraaashsssaa. grrrrrrslurrrrrrrrr. ooooaargh-
*gets out the spray bottle* BACK TO WORK! BACK TO WORK, YOU! * my doppelgänger hisses and vanishes into the darkness*
Sorry. Back to regular programming
#im sure this would be a lot more meaningful if I wasn't the fuckin writer#but the second it leaves my brain and goes into the keyboard it's not mine anymore#so. I can fixate on it all I want#or something. idk#ultimately I think it would be weirder if I made an alternate account to pretend to be a fan and do this shit#so I didn't#I just like talking about how smart and clever I think I am#anyway.#fugio#fugo's gay adventure#I don't wanna pollute the character tags with this lol#sorry fugio fans#fugoposting
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Talk yourself into it (Patreon)
#Doodles#Clinical Trial#Lee Smith#Last of the she/her Angel references I promise!#Way to go continuing your self-justification streak Lee#I really think he could talk himself into just about anything if he was convinced it was for Angel's sake#Doubly so if they asked it of him#He deliberately puts himself in the best position to be there for them#It's creepy! It's textbook isolation of someone already on that edge#From his own position - from his childhood - having been so close to someone on that edge it's no real surprise he knows it well#Saviour complex he's well-studied for unfortunately :(#His red flags are so obvious - especially in retrospect - but his soft and subtle way of rolling them out ough#He doesn't try to intimidate he tries to subtly suggest things#Don't do [specific thing he knows won't happen anyway]#I told you [thing that he's trying to avoid having to deal with the consequences of]#Smoke and mirrors - deflections - plausible deniability in everything#It's gross! /pos#He's clever! He phrases himself just so#It's something I'm familiar with so I may be a little sensitive to it lol#It's also really fun to write not that I know anything about that hehehe#The fun of language really is in the grey areas but shhshshs I'm not saying anything lol#More to the point - he's weird about Angel specifically and getting what he wants#He craves closeness and the opportunity to protect them and cater to them - make them happy in whatever way he deems worthy#Both for himself and for them hehe - he is more malleable to listen to their wants and wishes tho#He'll stray from his own ideals - obviously lol - if Angel tells him to (or he intuits/interprets what he thinks they want)#That intersection of Willing and Wanting is so fascinating to me! Wants strongly and yet is so eager to give up his own methods#But only if he's directed out of them! If he can circumvent he will! Augh
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I feel it in my bones, if it was flashbacks or hallucinations, they would have alluded to it already.
They could point out that Comics Matt loves to dream and hallucinate dead loved ones, he does it all the gd time. Or even better, point to the flashbacks from DDS1 or the flashbacks and ghosts/hallucinations in DDS3. All of these are precedent for dead characters being a valuable presence in Matt Murdock's life.
The haven't done that at all. The closest was Frank asking Matt if he hears Foggy which they proceeded to do nothing with. Instead it's "without going into spoiler territory" and "gotta watch for the snipers" and "it's too much fun to spoil" and "will someone return from the dead? anything is possible".
I just don't see the benefit of jerking us around when they could manipulate us into giving them that sweet sweet OG Daredevil praise they obviously crave instead.
#god i hope I'm right#also i just want to see him again 😭 please#and i think it's too much fun comment sounded like dario was too pleased with himself#like he thinks he's clever or something#and the only thing i could see being clever is if you can untangle a fake death plot#not turning Foggy into essentially a force ghost#daredevil#daredevil born again#foggy nelson
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Palindr(amatic)
this poem is backwards
here are our factors:
if my head is screwed on the wrong way —
if the stories all sound the same —
if I first adjusted my aim
would it matter
if this trouble I first circumvent
if nothing exists but what's dreamt —
if the start is the end —
you could never tell that I lack words
if this poem is backwards
~ xoxo, Love yoU (either way)
#I'd like to think this is clever but honestly it's probably just a reach#you can read it either way though if you have a strange and esoteric brain like mine#Lu writes#sometimes I think I could write poetry#I think the rhyme scheme here is something like AABBBACCCAA????
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Never understood people who say Five is 'too soft' because... have we been watching the same show? Were they asleep during the first season, which he spends being dismissive and cold with Adric, an issue that was never resolved when Adric was brutally killed? Do they, like many of the show's adversaries, mistake his outward appearance of 'harmless, affable English fellow' for weakness, even though he could switch from that to being your worst enemy on a dime? His continued dry humour, now bitter and sarcastic, in the face of danger or evil is one of the character's most compelling aspects. He hardly changes his outward demeanour, and his continued affected politeness makes him seem all the more dangerous as you see the fury and outrage boiling underneath, and you see a plan form behind his steely eyes.
And if he is sentimental sometimes, why do they see it as being 'too soft', instead of what it truly is: a need to atone, after the universe punished him for his harshness towards Adric in the worst possible way? Adric's death haunts Five for the rest of his life, and you can actually see it in Davison's portrayal, even if no mention of Adric occurs in the script. You can see Adric's ghost in the wild desperation in Five's eyes during his final serial, while he rushes to give his life to save his companion. Because he cannot let this happen again because of him. And the last word out of his mouth as he dies is 'Adric', as we come to the heart-wrenching realisation that his mind is not filled with his own imminent doom but with thoughts of that poor boy, of how he killed him, of how he never got to show how much he cared for him. Of how much it hurt that he could almost be forgiven by trading his life for Peri's, but still he could never go back and save Adric.
And that's why my blood boils when people say he's 'too soft'. He's one of the few classic doctors with a character arc, for god's sake, and it's all about him being too harsh.
#doctor who#classic who#classic doctor who#fifth doctor#peter davison#maybe people just haven't seen enough of Five's run to see the progression#but still the whole 'dangerous sarcasm' thing should be obvious even from a few episodes#maybe the whole 'gentleman' act isn't something that appeals to all viewers#like for me i dislike seven's clown act#but i can still see he's dangerous and clever underneath. i don't actually think he's stupid#whereas so many people seem to think that five just is 'friendly cricket guy' all the way through
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Revisiting Bartimaeus tag first time in two years feels like coming home from a long journey tbh. Like, time pass by, and all the same faces will still be making memes and and laughing about similar scenes and all of this is so precision and something never changes and I love this sm I cannot describe this in words.
#bartimaeus#bartseq#hey guys do you...do you remember me....??/j#the Ukrainian copy of RoS is coming soon so SO#I have to reread it gosh my friend is reading it now our of my and bestie's honest recommendations and there's SO MANY SCENES#I sincerely forgot existing#I HAVE TO.#also the way everyone is still laughing about Nathaniel's jealous wife PG era is so dear to me something is forever something just stays#empiers might die and fall and the rise again and there will be bartseq fandom laughing about “man or woman” and think he rather knew anyway#all of this tied with clever political analysis and eternal love for Kitty Jones of course#How can I post about hmc and bartseq in the same time...and maybe some Macbeth poems If you may#cause I really want to#bartimaeus trilogy#bartimaeus sequence
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Evil Side - The Dirty Nil
To me they are beautiful in a terrible way
#when they first meet Habit asks why Vinnie would come to HIM out of everyone#Vinnie could've gone for the rake who knows Vinnie's true intentions but Vinnie couldn't risk that#the rake is far too loyal to Slenderman too and Vinnie wants to get as far away as possible#slenderman doesn't talk to him#habit will#AND YOU KNOW WHAT HABIT SAYS?? he tells Vinnie he's FUNNY. THAT HIS OTHER FRIENDS DONT SHARE HIS HUMOR BUT VINNIE... VINNIE DOES#he tells Vinnie he RESPECTS HIM he thinks he's BRAVE#which habit only continues to voice these opinions the entire series#telling Jeff that Vinnie was a leader. that he thought Vinnie was smart and clever. that he is the key to everything#all while telling Vinnie that he CAN'T leave#He will DIE without habit. when infact the opposite is true. without Vinnie habit has nothing#he's desperate to hold onto the one thing he's always wanted. companionship.#they both yearn for a partner that understands them and forgives them for the evil they do#Vinnie takes pride in being the one thing Habit cannot kill. While he'd much prefer to die he can't lie the feeling of being special really#makes him feel good#they can find solace in each others violence. in the fact that they're so willing to tear the world apart just to come out ontop.#There has never been a life where Vinnie hasn't found some sort of comfort in habit#you could argue Princeton but habit had to get him to make the tool we see in the day the world ended#Vinnie is building a bond with habit always.#idk something about habit being the only character to ever actually see through Vinnie's facade and COVERING FOR HIM#it's something else#Habit can't handle it and he immediately gets aggressive and violent because he's so used to being brushed off#Vinnie wants to devote himself to him#he wants to be the hero with Habit#isn't that fucked up?#he wants Habit to be a hero#anyways.#I miss them#vinbit#🐍 ⦻
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do we think reo is a bit.. condescending about the whole dynamic 🙂 rich boy buying his way to a girl
SDKJFHKJD I DONT THINK SO? i think if it was in a yandere or toxic context he'd still be very amiable bc he knows how important it is to be like...perceived as nice and benevolent. even at his most manipulative i think he is very sympathetic towards you.
reo is very moody in a sense so even when you're doing something he doesnt like i dont think he condscends u as much as he simply freaks out about it if u will
this is not particularly at u anon but a few times ive gotten this and im kind of surprised by fandom impression of reo but that guy is like. exceptionally nice. not only is he well off he's also very popular at school and general well liked so i do not think he is (canonly) that douchey? maybe its something about him in the anime
#return to sender#this is /nm#its just an interesting observation bc i think reo is generally a good guy if not melodramatic and codependent#he takes things very personally but he's not like.... clever enough to not be volatile i think#condescension denotes a level of control. you can only be condscending in the instance you are in better control of something then someone#else. i think between them nagi is much much more likely to be very condscending.#reo is many other things but his primary way of being toxic is through kindness and favor#he knows how to make you feel like you owe him and does hold some entitlement about that#a.reo
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