#if i am

[animentality]

I know I'm the only one who thinks this, but uh...

I don't really think Astarion looks that great in Orin's meat suit.

Like he wears it better than me, for sure, but uh.

I don't know. I think Orin wears it best. She was serving better cunt. I wonder if Karlach would look good in this...but...something's not right here.

I feel like he has better outfits than this.

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

What do you think this is right;

Personality A: Sophie, Eve, Jenkins, Kai, Breanna, Rita, and Eliot

Personality B: Harry, Hardison, Cassie, Ernesto, Cory, and Nate

Personality C: Parker, Alex, Ezekiel, and Ocampo

[httpshujii]

rant.

am i doing smth wrong? like idk if its just a fucking phase, but i cant do this anymore. my sister is younger than me by 2 years (we'll call her A), and shes listening to dirty ass music out loud, with no earphones on, in front of my TEN YEAR OLD sister (we'll call her B). and i just woke up from a nap, i wanted to take a shower, next thing i know, B is calling my name FRANTICALLY AND I MEAN AS IF SHE HAS A KNIFE TO HER THROAT KINDA SHIT I GOT SCARED ASF AND RAN OUT WITH NOTHING BUT A TOWEL. A IS FUCKING HITTING B WHEN SHES THE ACTUAL PROBLEM FOR THE FUCKING CONFLICT. HOW DO I FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. AND NOW APPARENTLY SM1 GAVE HER FUCKING ACCESS TO AN UNLIMITED N WORD PASS AND IM GONNA KILL HER imagine saying the nastiest shit in front of a ten year old girl. idk what to do. my mom doesnt live with me, my dad is always busy. if i tell my dad, all hell's gonna break lose and i dont think i can handle him rn with everything going on with me rn. i just cant anymore

[angelbvn]

i genuinely hope i do a good job at hiding my issues, at least im good at something right?

[lcvewaslcst]

Does she come over a lot?

.... huh?

[ponds-of-ink]

..As much as I’d like to cling onto the hope that William’s not going to be the final boss in Ruin (and we might even get to genuinely help him), I’m gonna be real with you.

There is a high chance that this���ll be how I’ll be feeling watching/playing the DLC.. If he is back at all, anyway.

[marthadelhoyo]

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[karvviie]

he’s got rejection sensitivity

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[carlpotatoman]

Isn't this a microaggression?

Like, yeah, what you're saying is right, and people need to learn when not to double-down and get super-defensive, but that applies to everyone. European, Asian, African, whatever. Not just a single group or race does this.

some of yall are white and you have to swallow your shame and accept you are white and sometimes you will do microagressions and it's best to just listen to other voices then double down on it or get super defensive about it.

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[jakeperalta]

saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....