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[animentality]

I know I'm the only one who thinks this, but uh...

I don't really think Astarion looks that great in Orin's meat suit.

Like he wears it better than me, for sure, but uh.

I don't know. I think Orin wears it best. She was serving better cunt. I wonder if Karlach would look good in this...but...something's not right here.

I feel like he has better outfits than this.

[m30wk1ttycat]

you slay for only writing for newt x masc reader !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i told you that i used to write for newt x fem!reader.. (in my defense, i was just getting into the fandom and didn't know he was gay at the time.)

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

What do you think this is right;

Personality A: Sophie, Eve, Jenkins, Kai, Breanna, Rita, and Eliot

Personality B: Harry, Hardison, Cassie, Ernesto, Cory, and Nate

Personality C: Parker, Alex, Ezekiel, and Ocampo

[httpshujii]

rant.

am i doing smth wrong? like idk if its just a fucking phase, but i cant do this anymore. my sister is younger than me by 2 years (we'll call her A), and shes listening to dirty ass music out loud, with no earphones on, in front of my TEN YEAR OLD sister (we'll call her B). and i just woke up from a nap, i wanted to take a shower, next thing i know, B is calling my name FRANTICALLY AND I MEAN AS IF SHE HAS A KNIFE TO HER THROAT KINDA SHIT I GOT SCARED ASF AND RAN OUT WITH NOTHING BUT A TOWEL. A IS FUCKING HITTING B WHEN SHES THE ACTUAL PROBLEM FOR THE FUCKING CONFLICT. HOW DO I FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. AND NOW APPARENTLY SM1 GAVE HER FUCKING ACCESS TO AN UNLIMITED N WORD PASS AND IM GONNA KILL HER imagine saying the nastiest shit in front of a ten year old girl. idk what to do. my mom doesnt live with me, my dad is always busy. if i tell my dad, all hell's gonna break lose and i dont think i can handle him rn with everything going on with me rn. i just cant anymore

[angelbvn]

i genuinely hope i do a good job at hiding my issues, at least im good at something right?

[lcvewaslcst]

Does she come over a lot?

.... huh?

[ponds-of-ink]

..As much as I’d like to cling onto the hope that William’s not going to be the final boss in Ruin (and we might even get to genuinely help him), I’m gonna be real with you.

There is a high chance that this’ll be how I’ll be feeling watching/playing the DLC.. If he is back at all, anyway.

[carlpotatoman]

Isn't this a microaggression?

Like, yeah, what you're saying is right, and people need to learn when not to double-down and get super-defensive, but that applies to everyone. European, Asian, African, whatever. Not just a single group or race does this.

some of yall are white and you have to swallow your shame and accept you are white and sometimes you will do microagressions and it's best to just listen to other voices then double down on it or get super defensive about it.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[morggo]

I Will Not Apologize

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[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.