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higgsbosom · 9 months ago

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YOU'RE FUCKING KIDSING. SO HE WAS THE ONLY ONE KILLED BY THE REAL RATCHI⁉️⁉️⁉️ THE REST OF THEM WERE BY SATHYA KATHY ABDUL MANGAI THULASI AND THE OTHER GUY

😭😭😭

ALSO ITS INSANE THAT BOTH LOVE INTERESTS OF RISHI BECAME LIKE SPIRITS AND STUFF ONE WAS HIS HALLUCINATION AND THE OTHER WAS PRETENDING

like he knows how to pick em honestly

#the lengths men will go to be straight honestly #also can i just say.. i was enamoured w mangai.. like 😳#rishi needs to go to therapy and a proest this guy is legit depressed and cursed #if he had a penny...#hana <3

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crustyfloor · 3 months ago

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This parallel this parallel this parallel, it's cute how surprised Sua looks when people are affectionate with her, but I wonder if Ivan ever reminded Sua of her sister at times with the way he treated her, sometimes being reminiscent of how she used to be treated by her sister, and the cruelty was just as familiar(?)

#brain vomit aurhhghhfhhfhghhg *explodes*#ivansua sibling agenda got to me #alien stage #alnst #but i do wonder #ivan and that woman are probably the only real sibling figures she's ever had even if she doesnt want to acknowledge it #but her siblings are so mean to her hnnn #and in the way that the the cruelty was supposed to be helpful and they both have a creepyish side to them even though theyre gentle #could be a penny of an explanation for why she's especially avoidant of him #other than the fact that he annoys her and all

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protagaster · 2 months ago

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Ctimene: So, what's it like being engaged to Penelope?

Odysseus: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was angry at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

Ctimene: ...

Odysseus: Gods, I love her.

#epic: the musical #epic the musical incorrect quotes #swap au #warrior!penelope #but also works in canon #odysseus x penelope #odypen #odysseus #ctimene #penelope #ares taught her that pettiness firsthand #lets just say the god is extra proud of his mortal blorbo #ctimene's over here wondering why her brother and best friend are the way they are #meanwhile ody over here is whipped #the source of the argument: penny wanted to cuddle but ody said he had too much work to do

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lauraisakilljoy · 6 months ago

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lost is really good as it is but it would’ve been even better if the writers had known these four were bi

#lost #lost abc #kate austen #james sawyer ford #juliet burke #desmond hume #I can and will elaborate on this:#despenny and suliet are both bi4bi #the only reason desmond didn’t fold while spending all that time with sayid is because he’s a loyal king and would never cheat on penny #when sawyer said he has never kissed a man I was like #oh so we’re lying now #and juliet and kate had something sapphic going on #they really dragged out the love triangle/quadrangle for multiple seasons but kate and juliet weren’t allowed to kiss? hatecrime #lostposting #queue

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tomialtooth · 15 days ago

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We know from Sims that everyone in the safehouse gets their paychecks through Adler. But does this include Bell? After all, Bell isn't really a team member, he just thinks he is. Was Bell collecting a real paycheck or were Park and Adler paying him in Monopoly money?

Did Park and Adler go up to their supervisors and be like "Yeah we need a bunch of money so we can pay a fake wage to our brainwashed Soviet operative so he doesn't suspect anything wrong" and the CIA just had to accept this? In the CIA's archives somewhere is there a budget allocation for the cost of paying Bell a pretend Salary? Did they collect all the money back after killing Bell?

If they gave Bell real money how freely was Bell able to spend it or did Adler say something like "I'm going to hold your paycheck for you Bell" and Bell just had to accept it because Adler is his friend and his boss and would never do him wrong? Was Bell paid the same amount as everyone else or was he given a pittance? Did Bell ever suspect anything was off? There are so many questions left unanswered here

#They paid Bell in those foil covered chocolate coins and rolls of pennies #Adler shoots Bell at the end of the game and immediately riffles through his corpses pockets to get his money back. Cheap bastard #Adler is absolutely the kind of boss to hold your wages. Say's he's “safekeeping them”#If Bell bought like a packet of peanuts as a snack or something with his money it would technically be the first thing Bell had ever #purchased before in his life #The CIA is evil but alot of it is the evil of banality. These guys keep records and shit of all their expenses #the money spent as a wage for Bell would've been listed right under the money spent on all the drugs used to brainwash Bell #it's all the same to them.#Bell cod #cod Bell #Russell Adler #bocw #cod cw #cod cold war #black ops cold war #black ops cw #call of duty black ops cold war

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kairennart · 2 months ago

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sweet like honey

Lancelot's lips don't leave Arthur's as he slides his hand under the pillow and grabs the dagger. He sits up, feeling the way Arthur shifts underneath him, and with both hands drives the dagger to his King's chest.

For @merlinrarepairfest

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rebouks · 3 months ago

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Previous // Next

Jacob: Alright, what the fuck is going on? None of this makes any sense. Penny: Someone must be pranking us. Levi: [scoffs] Pretty elaborate prank, Penny.

Robin: I don’t think anyone’s messing with us. Penny: Don’t be stupid, of course they are! Jacob: Yeah, I don’t know-.. I’m tempted to side with Penny.

[Robin regretted his words as various murmurs of agreement echoed around him-.. though Levi remained silent, squinting at his friend] Levi: What do you know that we don’t?

Robin: Nothing! I just-… Levi: Naah, you’re barely ever wrong, it’s impossible to freak you out and you always seem to know what’s going on before everyone else-.. it’s kinda sus.

[Robin’s cheeks flushed as multiple stares and another chorus of agreement assaulted him] Robin: What if we’re supposed to be here-.. what if I’m supposed to be here? Penny: What makes you so special?

Robin: I can feel what you feel-.. what any of you feel, and uh-.. I can read minds too, see people’s memories n’ stuff. Penny: [laughs] Okay, sure-.. can you shoot lasers from your eyes as well?

Aster: Woah, Robin-.. those notes! [Robin nodded fervently, glad that Aster had somehow managed to connect the dots] Robin: I don’t know for sure, but I’m worried Alex might be here too…

Levi: Oh, shit. Penny: Who the fuck is Alex? Jacob: Robin’s pen pal.

Penny: Okay, whatever-.. I’m all for finding your friend if she’s here, but this kinda shit isn’t real. I know we’re all freaked out n’ stuff but mind readers and monsters don’t exist! Tess: Whatever does or doesn’t exist, we need to find a way out…

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #fib invictus #robin finch #levi sears #penelope fletcher #aster caldwell #jacob sanders #tess mayfield #oooooooooooooo #if only he had the courage to tell someone irl #;-;#also.. penny makes me laugh like pffft none of this is real and it's all just a prank..... but also pls carry me 😳#sdkjskj

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rottentiger-art · 6 months ago

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AU: Colin accidently brought himself a souvenir from his travels to Ireland

#polin #after so many fairy pen tweets I had to do something about it #pen's shinny ass: if I don't move he won't see me... 🧍🏻‍♀️#penny pocket if you will #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #penelope bridgerton #polin fanart #my art #fairy!penelope #this better not flop it took so long 😭#bridgerton #bridgerton fanart #my fairy lady

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real-odark · 7 months ago

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majestic Rep Jane pls pls pls, maybe with her Ricky? 😼

OF COURSE I LOVE MAJESTIC REP SO MUCH!!

#THANK U SOOO MUCH FORT HE ASK ive been needinf a reason to draw her...#i also just have had that meme stuck in my head so now ur my reason to use it anon ty #ride the cyclone #rtc #majestic rep #majestic rep rtc #jett talks (me)#jett art (me)#jett inbox (me)#jane doe #penny lamb #ricky potts #richard potts #spacedolls #musical theatre #theatre #musical #musicals

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bunnithechubs · 2 months ago

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Episode 13- The Finale

So I originally had a whole plan with a competition but I quickly gave that up as my energy has been pretty low. I decided to just give the guys 2 days uninterrupted with Penny and whoever ended up with the highest romance and friendship score wins.

We start this finale off with a dinner Penny herself cooked for the guys as they just landed in Sulani. Everyone ate, drank kava, and had some good conversations. That quickly ended after Silas asked for a steamy make out with Penny. He wanted some privacy so they ended up in the bathroom. Poor Raiden was passed out from the flight so he was out for the count that night.

Jaxon decided to bring Penny with him on the dance floor. She still feels like despite this romantic setting she still feels like a friends with benefits with him. She couldn’t resist a kiss tho! After she bounced all around the villa Darius hit her with that “you want kids right? Well we need to practice.” Penny was like yes sir! Darius ended up staying the night in her room. Hehehe.

Next morning everyone was severely hungover but enjoyed some time by the pool. Darius gave Penny a kiss in the water and immediately after Silas lost all romantic interest in Penny. 😭 I tried to see if they could salvage it but their romance went to 0. After that they tried to go snorkeling but Silas was no where to be found. Looks like he was already planning a trip home.

The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Flirting here and convos there. They all ended the day with some good memories but who will be the one to make memories with Penny forever? Find out this afternoon (2pm est)!

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #gp2 #gp 2 #gameplay2 #game play 2 #the sims 4 edit #ts4 edit #pennys bc #lol silas went home earlier #he said OH U WANT DARIUS THEN IM OUT #lol #i think he knew he wasn't going to survive another day #the other guys had a blast though!!#one more post ya'll and this bachelorette challenge will be over!#im bitter sweet about it

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notyourmusebby · 2 months ago

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The precise moment Paul Mescal decided Carlos was gonna be the winner of everything.

#If i had a penny everytime carlos has made a man smile while they are blindfolded #he just had to touch paul no matter what #(this is left this is right) most dumb excuse ever to land his finger on another man #i know what you are carlos sainz #paul mescal #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #f1 #scuderia ferrari #ferrari #gladiator ii

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mytimeinthesun · 16 days ago

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Colored some Mike Wozniak inspired Harveys based on these doodles I did the other night

Transcript of handwriting below the cut:

From top to bottom left to right:

-got goaded into starting a village-wide snowball fight at the Festival of Ice by spouse and isn't sure yet if this is fun or terrifying

-<-Reaction to tasteless (but complimentary) innuendo from spouse

-*bemused skepticism*

-Results of having to take children to the toy store ->

(pose reference: Taskmaster Series 11 E5 13:32)

-"Um, darling? I don't think this is how bondage is supposed to go, even on a budget..."

(he is definitely being pranked)

<-duct tape

(for context: Taskmaster Series 11 Ep5 10:30)

#my art #sdv harvey #harvey stardew valley #the setting in these doodles seems to be that he's with a farmer who's a bit silly and also brings that out in him #bc otherwise i don't think Harvey would wind up in many Wozniak-esque poses #i mean #i don't think Harvey would normally allow himself to be gaffer taped up below the waist unless he was with a particular kind of person #i think he would be highly ineffectual if he were brought along on a field trip with Penny and the kids #especially if he had two kids of his own at that point #you'd have to fudge the ages a bit but imagine two toddlers and two 7/8 year olds running around a toy store #and try to tell me Harvey would come out unrumpled from that #you can't #doesn't matter if Penny and the spouse go along also #spouse would also be running around with the kids causing chaos #so it'd largely be two adults trying to control five kids and as a former preschool teacher let me tell you #bad ratio that

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astoldbychae · 6 months ago

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In VIP at the All Black Party at Noire Lounge🥂

There's so many things to celebrate (and I love that for them)

Ricci (Penny's cousin)- Got accepted into Nursing school Skyla - Planning her dream wedding Penny - Signed some BIG contracts (that'll have her bicoastal for a while; Shout out to Evoni, Aura, & the whole Allure Management Team) Nova - Closed on her first home!

Looks like Penny and Nova made up, she no longer blickblocked!

#astoldbychae random gameplay #oc: penny mccoy #the in game party was a shit show #She had the whim to make things official with Anthony...#just to have a whim to break up with him an hour later #it may or may not be because of Mikel #He's apparently a detective...that bought her drinks #and she finds him rather charming #MY GAME IS UNHINGED #MY SIMS CAN NEVER HAVE NICE THINGS!

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kommandonuovidiavoli · 4 months ago

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Would sami eat vegemite?