#ares taught her that pettiness firsthand
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Ctimene: So, what's it like being engaged to Penelope?
Odysseus: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was angry at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".
Ctimene: ...
Odysseus: Gods, I love her.
#epic: the musical#epic the musical incorrect quotes#swap au#warrior!penelope#but also works in canon#odysseus x penelope#odypen#odysseus#ctimene#penelope#ares taught her that pettiness firsthand#lets just say the god is extra proud of his mortal blorbo#ctimene's over here wondering why her brother and best friend are the way they are#meanwhile ody over here is whipped#the source of the argument: penny wanted to cuddle but ody said he had too much work to do
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