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Were you devastated by the Mass Effect Trilogy or are you normal
#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#commander shepard#bioware#gaming#those games man I can't be normal about them#if anyone is offended by this#look I understand#I wouldn't want to be normal either#my playstation plus subscription expired so I have lost access to the game 😭#i made it halfway through my second playthrough#i have some other games to play so it's not a big deal#but if I miss it too much I'll buy it when it's on sale so I actually have a copy#it's currently on sale but I'll see how I fare without#fanfiction will save me
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I think the social network has done more for the gay community than everything that Harry styles has ever done combined idk
#the social network#the social network 2010#tsn#harry styles#if anyone is offended by this#which I doubt anyone will see this at all#i hope u know I’m joking
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#asexual#asexuality#ace#asexual humor#ace humor#asexual memes#ace memes#i'm trying to offend anyone!!!#it's just a joke!
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"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"
You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.
#the truth is that anyone you think is bad on the current grid? There's someone from the 2010s who is leagues kilometres light years worse#talk to me when mclaren makes oscar crash intentionally so that lando can win. then maybe I'll consider what you're saying.#this is mostly a joke but if you feel offended by it then tell me to kms in my asks. do it off anon if you're not a coward#formula 1#formula one#f1#lando norris#mclaren#ferrari#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#red bull team#red bull racing#red bull f1#red bull formula 1#max verstappen
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steve having a cat that refuses to be touched by anyone but him (it tolerates robin by extension ofc bc it has accepted the reality that they’re a package deal), and eddie gets warned by the entire party that steve’s cat hates people who aren’t steve or robin. eddie’s fully prepared to get scratched the fuck up, but the cat’s almost as friendly with him as it is with steve. huh. weird.
meanwhile, steve’s poor cat is trying to figure out a way to get its owner to stop being so sad all the time, and when one of the strange people he spends time with makes steve smile, the cat is determined to keep him around at all costs.
#steve is lonely and the cat can sense it#matchmaker pets are so important to me they’re such an underutilized trope#dustin probably named the cat and is deeply offended that it doesn’t like him#however#the cat likes him just fine it just Does Not Like Being Touched by anyone but steve#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#steve x eddie#robin buckley#there is nothing more important than platonic stobin#even the cat knows it
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amatonormativity: a romantic partner should be the most important person in EVERYONE'S life
NOT amatonormativity: MY romantic partner is the most important person in MY life, but i understand this is not the same for other people
allosexnormativity: EVERYONE should have sex and sex is something EVERYONE needs/wants/should want
NOT allosexnormativity: I PERSONALLY enjoy sex and love having sex because it makes ME feel good, but other people dont feel the same and that's okay
platonormativity: having friends is important for EVERYONE and EVERYONE needs/has/should have friends
NOT platonormativity: having friends is important to ME and I PERSONALLY love having friends, but there are people who dont and theres nothing wrong with that
faminormativity (is that the word?): family is important for EVERYONE and EVERYONE needs to have their family
NOT faminormativity: family is important to ME and I PERSONALLY need my family with me, but other people dont feel the same and i understand that
lovenormativity (again, not sure if this is a word): EVERYBODY feels love and there's something wrong wiith you if you dont
NOT lovenormativity: I PERSONALLY feel love and love people, but not everyone does and that's completely okay!
NOT amatonormativity: i dont have friends/have any desire to have friends, i am happy with other relationships/no relationships at all
NOT platonormativity: i dont have any desire to be in a romantic relationships, and i am happy with my platonic relationships
NOT allosexnormativity: i like hooking up with people and having one night stands or friends with benefits
NOT faminormativity: i care about my family deeply and am close with family members
NOT lovenormativity: i feel love for people i care about
it's not normative to personally enjoy something, so long as you respect that other people simply arent like you and aren't going to like the same things as you. taking down normativity is a two way street, allos and aspecs need to do it. support your local aros, aces, apls, afams and other aspecs today! remember to challange all normativities, and to not enforce other normativity by saying how bullshit other normativities are!
nothing is universal. romance is not universal. sex is not universal. friendship is not universal. family is not universal. love is not universal. nothing is universal.
#im sorry if i worded anything wrong!!#i am aroace and an apl and afam ally but im still learning and trying my best :)#if any apls or afams want to correct me in wording of this post i am welcome to criticism! /gen#i also dont know if i got all the words right but im trying and i hope this post makes some amount of sense#aromantic#asexual#aplatonic#afamilial#aspec#apl ally#aplatonic ally#afam ally#afamilial ally#aro#ace#apl#afam#amatonormativity#platonormativity#allonormativity#allosexnormativity#faminormativity#remember to learn and grow as people!! always challenge the system but dont go against fellow aspecs while you do!!!#loveless ally#ally#loveless#i am also not loveless by the way so once again loveless people please lmk if you want me to change anything!!#/gen#i added that after I'd posted this so thats not with the other tags#i dont mean to offend anyone at all im just an aroace kid who hates normativity
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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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Alastor: Last year, I married my best friend.
Charlie: Aww!
Alastor: Lucifer is still mad about it, but Rosie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
#radioapple#platonic radioapple#if you want#personally I like that ship romantically#but I don’t want to offend anyone#radiorose#platonic radiorose#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#alastor#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor and rosie#rosie#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin rosie#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin charlie#charlie morningstar#charlie magne#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer magne#lucifer morningstar
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In honour of the last race of the season, here are some respectful moments from 2023 🩷
#i havent edited in a while and i made myself giggle bc there were so many catty and cute moments this year. so i didnt end up editing much#take this in the spirit it was intended AS A JOKE. idk how it could offend anyone but just in case#f1#daniel ricciardo#lewis hamilton#charles leclerc#george russell#max verstappen#carlos sainz#abu dhabi gp 2023#toto wolff#Christian horner#formula 1#lando norris
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Incase anyone needed a casual reminder that Norris is an utter asshole.
If you hear that drivers were sick and your first response is to be mad about them admitting it, you are an ass
#anti norris#fuck this guy are you serious#it’s one shitty thing to go idk if the heats that bad just train harder#and to be clear that is shitty#but it’s another to get indignatantly offended about someone saying they were sick#britcedes#the thing about lando is he constantly acts as if he was the most oppressed driver to ever live#and anyone else complaining doesn’t know his hell#while also acting as if he’s a champion for overcoming it#think the comments he made about Lewis a year ago#it’s very Dan ticktum esc
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ummm some proxy hcs I’m gonna change a bit more but ehehdhehwhehehehehehehehehsgshehhehehsheheehe
#creepypasta#marble hornets#Tim wright#masky#Brian Thomas#hoodie#Toby rogers#ticci toby#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta hcs#I got a lot of hcs and personal designs thingies I hope that doesn’t offend anyone#pls tell me ur proxy hcs
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today is about celebrating the rebirth of a man who died for us. someone who gave his life for the good of the many.
and that's why today i'm watching the star trek ii-iv trilogy 🙏
#my mum: do you want to watch the easter story with us?#(no)#me: i already watched it???#sorry if this offends anyone 😔
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some pics of our annual Blasphemy Pizza Party held on good friday
before and after oven
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We actually need to discuss the names of the speedsters. Like there’s not just one Bartholomew Allen but TWO! And 2x Wallace Wests? What is up with these parents. Then the villains, yeah I would be evil too if my name was EOBARD THAWNE! Thaddeus Thawne? awful I’m sorry
#sorry if this offends anyone#but cmon man#I will give it to some of them since they were created like decades ago#but man#those parents were on something#no wonder they almost all have nicknames#dc comics#wally west#wallace west#barry allen#bart allen#thaddeus thawne#eobard thawne#the flash#speedsters
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Female mc visits the gynecologist
Obgyn:so are you sexually active?
Mc: yes
Obgyn: are you on birth control?
Mc: no
Obgyn: *looking at the 7 men that came with her for support 🤨* why?
Mc:....they are all infertile-
(This is written on the basis that demons cannot get humans pregnant btw)
#this isnt meant to offend anyone i just really couldnt help myself when i thought of this#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me x reader#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me satan#obey me mc#obey me female mc#feel free to add your own thoughts#obmswd#obmnb#obm nightbringer#obey me leviathan#asmodeus obey me#obey me belphie#asmo obey me#leviathan obey me#obm mc
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I know I've talked about this before, but I keep seeing the take that Katniss having a daydream about Peeta's child in the Quarter Quell somehow means that she already wanted to have a child with him at that point, and that she pictured herself as the mother of his child, and that that was the reason why she felt "deliciously happy" the next morning... And this take always bothers me, because I don't think it's supported by the text (and context).
I've talked about this in more detail in this post, but basically, Katniss was NOT expecting to be in that future with Peeta. When she imagined a future where "Peeta's child could be safe" (look how she referred to the child as his, and not as hers, or theirs), she was imagining a future where her plan to sacrifice herself for him had succeded. At that point, she was certain that she would die, even though she was wrong. But she still had hopes that Peeta could live and inspire the rebels (she said that herself), and she wanted him to live and be happy, even if it wasn't with her. And Peeta wanted the same for her. They "knew" they couldn't both live and have a future together, but yet they wanted to sacrifice themselves so that the other could live and find happiness, even if that meant they would be with someone else (Katniss couldn't imagine anyone specifically in the way Peeta could imagine Gale, but she "knew" that his child couldn't be hers). And that just shows how unselfish their love for each other was.
As for the "delicious feeling of happiness that is somehow connected with Peeta" that Katniss had in the morning after the beach kiss: Have you all ever been in love? If you have, you know why she felt that way. Lol
#that post is not a shade at anyone specifically#I've seen many people defending this idea in the last few months#so please don't get offended#that's just a healthy disagreement#lol#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#thg
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