#idk what arthur meant by that tbh.

[strawberrymilkcart]

"you redheads are all the same."

– Arthur Morgan

[astrxealis]

really want to read more and more literature (esp classics!) aghhhh yesterday iirc i was on a walk with my mom and twin and an old guy (not a weirdo dw) who was jogging or walking too actually asked what book i was carrying and it's a little funny bcs uhm he just went "oh a classic!" you see. i was carrying dante's inferno. which i still haven't properly started to read but anyways he might... if my mom is right... be the local parish guy so oopsies !! LMAO anyways yeah really interested in lovecraft for a while now! horror scares me and gives me paranoia but i also enjoy the writing of it? and i remember once that something/someone said my writing is kinda similar to his. hm.

[saddleups]

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃 .

★ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 . . . 3k

★ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 . . . drabble , complete. ARTHUR MORGAN X F!READER !! 18+ SMUT MDNI !!

★ 𝐂𝐖 . . . pillow humping. dry humping. mating press. cervix kissing. breeding kink. possessive/dominant arthur. explicit dirty talk. mid to low arthur ngl. p_rn w/o plot.

★ 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 . . .  taking advantage of everything the hotel has to offer. arthur is too busy to notice until you leave him with no choice.

★ 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 . . . erm,,,idk what to title this....it's a scrapped scene from honor among thieves. didn't think y/n in that story would allow arthur to be so dominant without any fight tbh. plus i lowkey need a short break from that fic , it was meant to be just pure smut across the board after they finally have sex but i got carried away with the relationship dynamic lmao. so, it'll be delayed and i'll fill the time with short drabbles like this that just didn't make the cut </3

The maid sets a basin of warm water on the vanity in the plush hotel room, the steam rising up and filling the air with a fresh scent. You thank her before eagerly plunging your hands into the water. Forming a puddle in your palms, relishing in its warmth as you splash it onto your face before washing away any traces of makeup and grime from the day. The pigments dissolve into the water, revealing your natural complexion underneath, and you can't help but sigh with relief at finally being able to unwind after a long day.

As you dry off, you replenish your skin with rose water, a sweet scent lingering on your skin, knowing all too well it'd drive him mad. Across the room, Arthur sits by the window with his gaze fixed outside, his gun carefully placed on the wooden table behind him. The quieter type, he leaves you to unwind alone. Stealing quick glances when he needed extra motivation.

In nothing but your chemise, you sink into the plush mattress beneath you with a contented sigh. It's a luxury that you rarely have in your line of work - a cozy hotel bed instead of a hard cot or rough bedroll. The distant sounds of city life drift in through the open window.

You can't contain a giggle as you roll around on the large bed, unintentionally unraveling the sheets in the process. Arthur quickly hushes you from his spot in the chair, lounging comfortably with his long legs stretched out under the table. He takes up more space than he realizes, his broad shoulders tapering down into a lean V shape. You can't help but admire him as he meticulously cleans each of his guns, his calloused hands gently caressing and polishing them until they gleam like new. In that moment, you wish those hands were on your own body instead.

Is he oblivious or just plain stubborn? You couldn't quite tell, but either way, he seems completely focused on his task at hand - oblivious to your half-naked state on the mattress only a few feet away. Your chemise clings to your curves, revealing hints of your allure underneath. Your fingers trace down your stomach and between the valleys of your chest, imagining his rough hands exploring those same areas. You hike your chemise higher, giving him a suggestive glimpse of your bloomers in hopes of sparking that primal desire in him. A gentle breeze brushes over your skin, causing you to moan softly as your hardened nipples strain against the thin fabric.

"You need somethin?" Arthur finally hums, breaking you out of your thoughts. Oblivious or just playing it cool, you can't quite tell. But despite being slightly annoyed at his lack of attention, you couldn't be too upset - after all, the hotel was meant for a mission that ended up lasting longer than expected. And now here he is, diligently keeping guard by the window. Though it's been long enough that you both should be able to relax for the night. But Arthur is always so meticulous and dedicated to his work, even if it means neglecting other desires...like yours. You sigh and continue to explore your body with your own hands, wishing they were his instead.

Without hesitation, you firmly respond with a breathless "no." You refuse to come across as desperate, but deep down, your desire for Arthur burns like a wildfire. You want him to take you and show him what he's been missing. And so, you shift your position once more, sitting up on the bed to face him. Grabbing a spare pillow and placing it between your legs, straddling it tightly while letting out a soft cry. Biting your knuckles, you grind your hips into the pillow, trying to contain your pleasure. But it becomes too much as the bed creaks under your movements and your whimpers grow in volume. Under the impression that you were settling into bed, Arthur pays it no mind until the creaking continues. A slow, continuous rhythm that he'd only heard one place else.

Arthur watches intently as you tease yourself, unable to resist any longer. He sets his guns aside and gives in to the hypnotizing sight of your body moving against the pillow. The fabric stretches over your bloomers as you move agonizingly slow, building up the pressure until you can no longer hold back. Lost in the throes of ecstasy, your eyes lock with Arthur's as he stands up and walks towards you with hunger in his gaze. Your lips part as you whimper and confess your need for him, "Oh Arthur," it sounds orgasmic and it's sending him into a frenzy. He stands above you with his legs slightly apart, feeling his own desire grow within him.

You lean forward and press your face against his clothed groin, leaving open mouth kisses on his covered length. He sucks in a sharp breath and reminds you of his previous question: "I asked if you needed somethin."

But you are too consumed by desire to remember. All you know is that you need him desperately. You continue kissing his clothed cock, wondering if it hurts him to keep it restrained like this. You know he wants you just as badly. The heat of his member radiated even through the fabric. Arthur grips your cheeks tightly and repeats his question with a firmness that sends shivers down your spine. "Answer me, girl."

You tremble as you reach for his thighs, using them as anchors as you grind your hips harder into the pillow. Your fingers dig into the fabric, grasping onto it for dear life. "I need you," you moan.

With a deep and husky voice, Arthur responds, "Dirty girl. Tell me what you need."

Your head is pressed against his lower abdomen, drooling at the thought of him filling you up wherever he pleases. With desperate need in your voice, you tell him exactly what you want: "I need you inside me."

The vulgar praise echoes in your ears, causing a surge of sweat to break out across your body as you ache for him. "I want your cock," you confess with a desperate whisper, your face pressed firmly against his groin. You can feel his heart pounding for you, the fabric of his pants the only thing keeping you from devouring his throbbing member whole.

"What was that?" he taunts, thrusting his hips forward as the length of his shaft slides up your face. A guttural moan escapes your lips, your skin flushed and hot with desire. "All them times you drove me crazy," he begins, gripping the crown of your head tightly against his cock. "Teasing yer'self while I'm trynna work."

"What makes you think I'll pleasure you so easily?" You challenge, looking up at him with pride but feeling an overwhelming need for him. Arthur leans in closer, pushing you down onto the mattress. The pillow between your legs acts as a barrier between him and his cock, you can still feel it pressing against your soaked bloomers, threatening to push inside you. He thrusts with such force that it's instinctual to wrap your legs tightly around his waist. You cry out his name over and over like a sacred chant.

"Yer gonna wake up the entire town if you keep goin' on like that."

"I don't care," you fight back, tears welling in your eyes. You crave him so intensely, it's almost maddening.

He chuckles darkly, "my filthy girl."

The intensity of his possession over you drives you wild with desire. Without warning, Arthur begins dry humping the pillow against your wet opening, soaking through your bloomers and leaving wet marks on the fabric caught between you two. Your jaw clenches so tightly that you fear your teeth might shatter. Desperate to remove the barrier between you, you try to pull the pillow out from between your legs, he stops you with a wicked smile. "Not until I say so, darlin'," he growls, driving you closer to the brink of madness with every rough thrust.

Your fingers claw at his shoulders, desperate to pull him closer as he continues to tease you mercilessly. The friction of the pillow against your most sensitive areas is maddening, bringing you right to the edge but never quite enough. You whimper and writhe beneath him, your hips bucking up to meet his thrusts. With each movement his groans and grunts join yours, a hushed tone growing more guttural when you retaliated his thrusts. Even more so when you cried his name, begging him to devour you whole.

"Arthur, please," you beg, your voice a breathy moan. "I need more. I need you."

He chuckles low in his throat, the sound sending shivers down your spine. "Patience, darlin'. Good things come to those who wait."

With agonizing slowness, he begins to unbutton his shirt, revealing tantalizing glimpses of his broad chest. Your hands itch to touch him, to run your fingers through the coarse hair there, but he catches your wrists and pins them above your head with one large hand. His grip on your wrists is firm but not painful, a reminder of his strength and control. You squirm beneath him, desperate for more contact, but he holds you in place effortlessly.

"Now, now," he murmurs, his breath hot against your ear. "Be a good girl for me."

With his free hand, he slowly trails his fingertips down your throat, across your collarbone, and down to the swell of your breasts. Your nipples strain against the thin fabric of your chemise, aching for his touch. When he finally brushes his thumb over one hardened peak, you arch into him with a gasp.

"That's it," he encourages, his voice rough with desire. "Let me hear those pretty sounds."

He continues his torturous exploration of your body, his calloused fingers leaving trails of fire in their wake. When he reaches the hem of your chemise, he pauses, his eyes meeting yours with a wicked glint. Slowly, achingly slowly, he begins to inch the fabric up your thighs, exposing more and more of your flushed skin to the cool air of the room.

You whimper, trying to buck your hips up to speed his progress, but he tuts disapprovingly. "Patience," he reminds you, his voice a low rumble that sends shivers down your spine.

Finally, he tosses the pillow aside before he pushes your chemise up to bunch around your waist, revealing your soaked bloomers. Arthur inhales sharply at the sight, his eyes darkening with lust. "Look at you," he murmurs, running a finger along the damp fabric. "So wet for me already."

You moan at his touch, desperate for more. "Please, Arthur," you beg, your voice barely above a whisper. "I need you so badly."

Arthur's eyes flicker with desire as he watches you writhe beneath him. "Tell me exactly what you want, darlin'," he growls, his fingers teasing along the edge of your bloomers.

"I want you inside me," you gasp, arching into his touch. "Please, Arthur, I need to feel you."

With a low chuckle, he finally relents, hooking his fingers into the waistband of your bloomers and slowly sliding them down your legs. The cool air hits your heated core, making you shiver with anticipation.

Arthur's gaze rakes over your exposed body hungrily. "Beautiful," he murmurs, before lowering his head to press a searing kiss to your inner thigh. You cry out at the sensation, your hands fisting in the sheets as he works his way higher.

When his lips finally reach your aching center, you let out a keening moan, your back arching off the bed. Arthur's tongue delves between your folds, tasting your arousal with a growl of approval. His stubble scratches deliciously against your sensitive skin as he explores every inch of you.

You writhe beneath him, gasping and whimpering as he works you closer to the edge. His strong hands grip your thighs, holding you open for his ministrations. When he sucks your swollen bud between his lips, you cry out his name, your fingers tangling in his hair.

"That's it, darlin'," he murmurs against you. "Let me hear you."

He slides two thick fingers inside you, curling them just right as his tongue continues its relentless assault. The dual sensations are overwhelming, and you feel yourself hurtling towards release. Your wetness gathering around his fingers, flooding down your thighs, pouring into his mouth like a fountain. "Oh my god, Arthur." You seize your thighs, an odd sensation forming at your center.

"That's it, sweetheart," Arthur growls against your sensitive flesh. "Come for me."

His words are your undoing. Hips buck on his face, that coil tightening finally snaps. You arch forward hand digging into the crown of his head. Your nectar squirts from your core and with a keening wail, you shatter, waves of ecstasy crashing over you. High off the taste of you, Arthur doesn't let up, working you through your climax until you're a quivering, oversensitive mess beneath him.

As you come down from your high, panting and flushed, Arthur rises up to hover over you. His eyes are dark with desire, his lips glistening with evidence of your pleasure. Without warning, he captures your mouth in a searing kiss, letting you taste yourself on his tongue. The kiss is deep and passionate, filled with hunger and need. You moan into his mouth, your hands roaming over his broad shoulders and down his muscled back.

Arthur breaks the kiss, panting heavily. "Gonna take care of ya," he growls, his voice rough with desire. You nod eagerly, spreading your legs wider in invitation. "Please, Arthur. I need you too."

With a fierce determination, he rips off the last remnants of his clothing, revealing a massive and throbbing cock. Arthur's length is like a weapon, thick and girthy with veins pulsing in shades of green and purple. The tip is a deep red, glistening with pre-cum, beckoning you to taste it. You can feel your own desire building as you lick your lips at the sight.

You ache for him to fill you completely, and he knows it. With a devilish grin, Arthur positions himself at your entrance, teasing you with the tip of his cock.

"Tell me you need it," he demands, his eyes locked on yours.

"I need it," you breathe, unable to resist any longer. "Please, Arthur. Fuck me."

With a guttural groan, he thrusts inside you in one powerful motion, his coarse hair blending with yours as your bodies meld together. But even this closeness isn't enough for Arthur; he lifts your thighs higher up towards your chest and presses you against him with an animalistic force. Your foreheads press together as he claims you as his own.

"Whose pussy is this?" he growls.

"It's yours!" you scream without shame.

He pounds into you with an unbridled ferocity.

"That's right," he grunts.

And with every thrust, every moan that escapes your lips, you know that you belong to him completely

Arthur's relentless thrusts drive you wild with pleasure, each powerful movement sending shockwaves through your body. You cling to him desperately, your nails raking down his back as you match his irratic rhythm. The sound of skin slapping against skin fills the room, punctuated by your breathless moans and Arthur's guttural groans.

"You feel so good, darlin'," he growls in your ear, his hot breath fanning across your flushed skin. "So tight and wet for me."

His words send another jolt of arousal through you, and you clench around him involuntarily. Arthur hisses in response, his hips stuttering for a moment before resuming their punishing pace.

"That's it," he encourages, one hand snaking between your bodies to rub tight circles on your sensitive bud. "Let go for me, sweetheart."

"Please, fill me with your hot cum," you beg, voice trembling with desire.

His lips curl into a smirk as he teases, "You want my cum inside that pretty lil pussy?"

Without hesitation, you nod eagerly and thrust your hips into his with a desperate need. Arthur's composure crumbles as he becomes a moaning mess above you, his sweat dripping onto your face as both of you lose yourselves in the moment. Your mouths hang open, drooling as your bodies move in perfect harmony.

Seizing control, you hold your own thighs up and allow Arthur to press his hands onto the mattress, his weight surrendering on top of you. A gasp escapes your throat as the tip of his cock hits against your cervix, sending electric shocks through your body.

"Yes, give it to me all, Arthur! Fill me up!" You cry out, urging him on as you feel yourself being pushed over the edge. In a frenzy of passion, your tongues tangle together in sloppy kisses as he finally gives in and releases himself inside you. It feels like every inch of your body is on fire, consumed by the intense passion between you.

Arthur's hot, thick cum fills your swollen pussy, and you both watch in awe as he pulls out, leaving a trail of sticky strands that connect the two of you. He playfully slaps the tip of his still-hard cock against your slick folds, eliciting shivers of pleasure throughout your body. With gentle circles and flicks, he teases your throbbing clit, sending electric pulses of desire through every inch of you. Your voice is caught in your throat. Eyes sealed shut as he leans forward, kissing your face so intently.

"You did so good, my sweet girl." Arthur's praises are filled with admiration for you. You lean in and kiss him lazily, still feeling the intensity of it all. "Do you think our neighbors are angry with us?" you ask, your voice strained from the relentless moaning that just moments ago filled the room.

Arthur chuckles, his hand gently stroking your back. "Probably," he replies, "can't deny we gave them quite a show."

Playfully slapping his chest, you sink into his embrace as he wraps his arm around your waist. Resting your head on his chest, you feel comforted by the steady rhythm of his beating heart. Tracing half circles along his abdomen, you look up at him with a mischievous glint in your eye.

"Should we give them an encore then?" you suggest with a sly smile.

[sebscore]

PRIZE OUT

pairing: charles leclerc x sister!reader 

warnings: rbr. mention of horner and marko. this doesn't really have a plot, tbh- just felt like writing it. 

author's note: idk how this came to me, but it did in the middle of the night and i hope you enjoy it as well. also, the way i keep writing things that no one requested- i know yall hate me. 

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''Yeah, I'll let you know. Goodbye, bye.'' Charles hung up the phone, sighing loudly as he put it back in his pocket. His mother watched him, frowning at her son's obvious frustration. ''What is it, Charles?'' She asked him, slight concern in her voice. 

''I have to let them know who my plus-one is for the FIA Prize Giving this week, but I have no date.'' He explained, his hand going through his hair. 

Pascale chuckled, relieved it wasn't some bigger issue her son was dealing with. ''I thought you were about to reveal a big crisis to me, but it's just about finding you a date.'' She laughed, much to Charles' dismay. 

''It's serious, Maman!'' He exclaimed. ''Normally I would take Charlotte, but you know…'' the couple hadn't split for too long, the topic still a bit sensitive for him, ''maybe you can go with me? You love Italy!'' 

The offer was tempting, but Pascale had a better idea. ''How about you take your sister with you? She likes dressing up and the two of you will get to spent some time together.'' She suggested. 

Charles thought for a moment, thinking about the idea. His little sister would indeed enjoy going to a formal event like this and with her by his side, it would be way less boring than usual. 

''Yeah, I'll ask her.'' He smiled. 

His mother walked over to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek, putting her arms around him. ''Oh, that's so great! My two babies!'' Pascale beamed. ''And she's been so stressed with her exams coming up, it will take her mind off of that.'' 

''I'll go ask her then.'' Charles got up from his seat, wanting to move to his sister's room. However, his mother's voice stopped him in his tracks. ''Oh, don't forget that we have dinner with Ollie's parents Monday night.'' She told him. 

''I didn't know about that.'' He furrowed his eyebrows, confused on why this is the first he has heard of it. 

''That's why I'm telling you about it now.'' Pascale retorted, matter-of-factly.

Charles had the urge to roll his eyes, but managed to hold himself in. ''So who's coming? The five of us, and then him and his family?'' 

''Y/N, me, you, Lorenzo and Arthur is also bringing Carla, and then Ollie is coming with his parents.'' She replied, getting up from the couch. 

''Aren't they from England?'' 

''Yeah, but they're in Monaco for the Formula 3 Prize Ceremony on Sunday.'' Pascale clarified for him, amused by his attempt to appear uninterested. ''Charles, I know you're not too happy about your sister dating, but he's a good kid and I want you on your best behaviour Monday.'' 

''I just don't want her to get hurt. This is her first relationship and it's long distance so I'm just looking out for her.'' Charles didn't have anything against the young Brit, he really didn't. Ollie is a polite guy and from what he has seen, he has a bright future ahead of him as a driver.

But he's her big brother and even the mere thought of his baby sister getting hurt by anyone breaks his heart. Charles knows she'll have a hard time with Ollie being away so much, because he knows the experience himself. Yes, there are many drivers who are able to make long distance relationships work, but most of them are adults. She's 17 years-old and still in school, she shouldn't be stressing about what her boyfriend is up to on the other side of the world. 

''Trust me, Chérie- I don't want her to get hurt either, but we can't stop her from experiencing life. Whatever is meant to be will happen, whether it works out with the kid or not. Until then, I want everyone to be as supportive as they can be.'' Pascale understood his worries, she shared them with him. Y/N is her youngest and only daughter, she wants to protect her girl from all the evil in the world. However, shielding her away from everything will do more bad than good. 

Charles nodded at her words, knowing she's right. ''I know, I am supportive of them, but if that little guy makes her cry, I'll give him something to cry about.'' He tried sounding scary, clenching his jaw. 

His mother simply laughed. ''I think that 'little guy' is a bit taller than you, Charlie.'' 

''Oh, whatever.'' 

''That's the Red Bull car?'' Y/N observed the winning machinery that was displayed for everyone to see at the FIA event. 

Charles looked from his sister, to his rivals' car, to her again. ''Yup, that's the one.'' 

''It's kinda ugly.'' The blunt comment made the Ferrari driver snort, garnering some weird looks from bypassers and other drivers. 

''Be careful, Y/N!'' He hushed her, putting his hand over her mouth. ''Don't get us in trouble.'' 

''It's the truth, though.'' 

''I know, but just keep it in your head.'' 

The siblings walked further into the building, Charles greeting some people he recognised here and there. Y/N held onto her brother's hand for dear life, her anxiety going through the roof. It wasn't just the large space with all the strangers that was freaking her out, it was also the new pair of heels she was rocking. 

Charles glanced at the shoes. ''Why didn't you wear flats? I don't want you to break your ankles.'' 

''I wanted to look a little taller next to you and they go well with my dress.'' She answered him, a bit agitated by his questioning. ''Let's link our arms, if I fall- you fall.'' Y/N did as she said and put her arm around Charles'. 

Her brother laughed, momentarily patting her hand. ''How about no falling at all?'' 

They arrived at the big hall where someone led them to their seats at one of the many tables present in the room. Seated on the table next to them was the RBR family: Max, Checo, Christian Horner, Helmet Marko and their significant others who subtly greeted the Leclercs upon seeing them. 

''You look really pretty, Y/N.'' Kelly complimented the young girl as they walked past them. 

Y/N shyly smiled at the older woman, surprised at the sudden praise since the two of them haven't had many interactions throughout the years. ''Thank you, you too.'' She politely replied. 

''Hey, how are you?'' Max focused on her when his small talk with Charles was done, sticking out his fist for a bump. 

Both Leclerc siblings chuckled at the greeting. ''I'm good and you?'' She didn't leave him hanging and gently bumped her fist with his. 

''I'm great.'' The dutchman smiled. 

The youngest Leclerc remembered how she would taunt Charles by running after him while shouting Max's name, knowing it would annoy her older brother- especially if he had just lost to him in karting. She found it funny how they're still rivals after all these years. 

''Congratulations on your championship.'' Y/N quickly told him before following Charles to their seats, not wanting to lose her brother in the crowd. 

Max thanked her, but she was already gone and didn't hear it. The Red Bull driver was very fond of the young girl, because he had known her since she was a toddler. He would always remember how Charles would take her on the podium with him if the Monégasque had won, and that one time a 7 year-old Y/N gave him a high-five despite having won against her brother. 

''This shit is really boring.'' Y/N whispered as the two hosts started announcing a new category, a yawn almost escaping her mouth. 

Charles chuckled, feeling the exact same way about the event. ''I have to get up to give the 'Rookie of the Year' award in a few minutes so I'm just trying to look alive.'' 

''Who won it this year?'' She asked him, not aware of the winner. 

''Zane Maloney, he was second in the F3 championship,'' he answered before smirking, ''oh, he finished in front of Ollie.'' 

Y/N gave him a side-eye, unimpressed by her brother's teasing. ''Yeah, by like 2 points.'' 

''Maybe you should have dated Zane instead.'' Charles continued, still grinning like an idiot and raising his eyebrow. 

''How many points were there between you and Max again?'' 

''I gotta go now, I think.'' Charles got up from his seat, looking mildly annoyed by his sister's comeback. Meanwhile, Y/N had a satisfied expression on her face knowing she pissed her brother off. ''He's so stupid.'' 

''You had fun tonight?'' Charles asked her on their drive back to his home in Maranello, his tailored Ferrari jacket draped over her as the coldness of the night settled in. 

Y/N nodded her head, a tired smile on her face. ''Yeah, it was funny seeing you on the stage.'' 

''You kept laughing at me! You know how hard I was trying to keep my laughter in?'' He exclaimed, recalling his sister distracting him while he accepted his award. ''And you were filming it as well!'' 

''Of course I was,'' Y/N cackled, ''it's for mum.'' 

''Well, I'm happy you had a good time at least.'' Charles grinned, his tone changing from offended to loving. 

The youngest hummed, a comfortable silence falling upon them. 

''Are you, uh, gonna be home Monday?'' Y/N interrupted the quietness, a hint of nerves in her voice. 

Charles confusingly glanced at his sister. ''Yeah, we're having dinner, haven't we?'' 

The unexcited sound of his voice made her roll her eyes. ''You sound very excited about, thank you so much, Charles.'' Y/N told him, sarcastically. 

''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound like that- I am looking forward to it, it's gonna be great.'' He apologised, his arm going over her shoulder. 

Y/N nodded to his words. ''I hope so, Ollie's very nervous about it.'' 

''Why?'' 

''Cause he says Arthur has been acting weird with him, and he thinks you and Lorenzo absolutely despise him.'' Ollie's concerns over her brothers had greatly upset her, the sad look on his face when he told her breaking her heart. 

Charles felt guilty upon hearing his sister's answer. ''I don't despise him and neither does Enzo, and Arthur is always weird,'' he denied her words, ''I'm sorry that we made him worry about that, that's not our intention- he's a good guy.'' 

''I don't need everyone to be like best friends, but he shouldn't be shitting his pants any time you guys come near him.'' Y/N joked, although there was a truth to her words. 

Her brother squeezed her hand. ''We like him, alright? 

''That makes me happy.'' She said, a genuine smile on her face. 

''But if he makes you cry-''

''Yeah, you're gonna give him something to cry about- mum already told me.'' 

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Both Harkers and Renfield are both absolutely going THROUGH IT today!

"As I must do something or go mad, I write this diary." You and me both, my guy.

Is the attendant who keeps falling asleep under Dracula's spell?

Oh good! They're talking to Mina again after she's gone through some of the most horrific trauma in the book so far. (Man alive this back and forth about keeping her in the dark drives me up a wall.)

Van Helsing has a suspicious amount of experience with breaking into people's houses. (Such is life in Moscow the vampire hunting trade.)

Also I was yesterday years old when I noticed the kukri is integrated into the Dracula Daily emblem. P sick emblem design tbh.

Mina has said "Unclean! Unclean!" twice now. Except this time we all know what's up.

"To one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone. I suppose it is thus that in old times one vampire meant many; just as their hideous bodies could only rest in sacred earth, so the holiest love was the recruiting sergeant for their ghastly ranks." DAMN! (The book features a post about how this is very affecting, and marks Jonathan Harker as the gothic heroine of the novel which, yeah. But also I think this comes up later too. But we'll get there in a few days I am sure.)

I love how much hope they have that this'll all be wrapped up by sundown, when something tells me it's not gonna be that easy.

ARTHUR has a suspicious amount of experience with breaking into people's houses. (What did they all get up to in their shared backstory? I think they were in the army together or something like that?)

Imagine smoking so as to not attract attention. I know everybody smoked back then but damn.

I knew it wouldn't be that easy.

"In all our hunting parties and adventures in different parts of the world" OK so it probably wasn't the army, these guys were just traveling and shooting at things. I mean it doesn't fully explain the breaking and entering experience a lot of these guys have but still.

I know that the Count thinks he is by default better than everyone and therefore it is his right to rule the world but it sounds so pathetic.

I've heard of looting the corpse but this is ridiculous.

Mina has a point. Wrath is a deadly sin and though Jonathan has every right and reason in the world to be angry, giving in to it during this perilous battle against supernatural malevolence could have disastrous results in the long run.

Jonathan is firmly in the "tired in a way that needs peace" category.

"Hush! there is someone in the corridor!" IDK quite why but this gave me chills. It's fine, it's Quincey, but still. This entire middle of the night sequence is getting to me a bit.

[miguel-owhora]

The toxic yaoi "Micah goes after Arthur instead" idea sounds interesting af tbh. Instead of glazing Dutch, he does so with Arthur like "What a fine killer you are. You should be happy that you have someone to appreciate that side of yours" etc and tries to get Arthur to leave the gang with him to be... idk some gay terrorist couple/duo? Cuz Micah was raised to be a survivor/working rather alone as in groups yk, maybe thinking "The rest of the gang is useless. Arthur would be wasted on them as a workhorse. He could be my prized stallion instead dawg" or something. I'm just yapping tbh.

yes, this is what i meant! you understand me 😭

i feel like he'd still be a snake and continues to prey on dutch's paranoia, but he also simultaneously works to get into arthur'd good graces. he's still an ass, obviously, but he's more tolerable now? at least to the point where arthur doesn't strictly dislike him. they're more acquaintances now.

but i also imagine that micah whispers into arthur'd ear, subtly, but enough for him to change gears a little. point is, micah succeeds in driving dutch n arthur away, and idk what happens after that

[camelliagwerm]

rambles under the cut

hissera was never meant to be my canon but like. fuck it, i'm mentally rewriting some stuff anyway just so i can have arthur be himself, so i might as well?

firstly, inquisition agent not being an option is crazy tbh. like the "so we find someone he doesn't know" dialogue always put me under the impression that the inquisitor had handpicked rook, or at least knew of them — so you can imagine my surprise that they hadn't met rook at all even though they'd spent about a year travelling with varric and harding? and maybe that'd been the case at one point in dev hell, but that got scrapped somewhere along the way (idk i don't have the artbook).

mechanically she's a mercar because of the ties to dorian, a damage buff vs. the venatori, and the background was actually the closest to what i had in mind with her, but she's technically an inquisition agent to me. not intentionally, but the reason why i imagine she even joined up with varric and harding in the first place is because she was tracking down venatori that attempted an assassination on arthur again (something something tevinter hates me, the venatori helped made sure of that something something) and ended up with a promising lead on solas (that trail went cold.) all of this was against arthur's wishes, mind you.

and like. given the theme of the game is regret? it feeds into what i imagine arthur's regrets to be: that he wasn't able to stop solas at the end of trespasser (even though the anchor had gone haywire and was killing him), he regrets that he was never able to read people well enough that things might've gone differently (hello halamshiral my old friend.) he's grieving for an entire branch of his family being wiped out; and he feels like he's failed hissera as a father because she got caught up in this mess when all he wanted to do was try to give her a second chance at life by adopting her, even though it was her choice to give chase, her choice to join up with varric and harding.

and she is a wildcard, in a sense, still. she lets powerful people think she's a 'dangerous idiot' (her words, not anyone else's) who is too cocky for her own good. reminds me of how bull would play different roles and play up to different expectations around the inner circle. it's a way to survive and get people to let their guard down around her. by exchanging verbal jabs with solas from the get-go, she's trying finding ways to push his buttons, to find the weak spots and file them away for later.

[toons-and-doom]

Wait, now once you think about it.

if the show started around the 1920-1910s (cartoons were black and white then) then the show (Dandy’s World) should’ve had voice actors.

but this could also mean that Gardenview opened a while AFTER the show started, and the toons might’ve not be a thing when it first opened as Arthur Walton and Deliah Veen (the wiki says it’s Keen for some reason) didn’t find out about Ichor and they were planned to be animatronics? (Until they found Ichor and made the toons lolol)

so unless it is a another BATIM lore story, or the toons might actually sound different from their show counterparts, and they possibly make the toons voice act the upcoming episodes so there’s no confusion?

Idk if this makes sense or not lol.

I’m super sorry but I’m a tad bit confused- maybe I’m just dumb right now but

Apologies I’m about to go on a tangent-

I thought the show aired from 1997-2002 ? (At least according to the wiki) the show had three seasons and if it started in 1910s - 1920s there’d probably be a lot more seasons-

I just assumed the vintage skins were just for funsies-

However!

I definitely think the toons weren’t initially intended to exist as they do! The place is referred to as an education center and museum- perhaps it was meant to be something else-?

It closed 6/29/2002

HOWEVER-!

About Arthur and Delilah!

In 1984, they applied for a loan, assumedly for a business-?

It reads as follows

‘ Note, Most of the businesses have been set up from the funds generated either from personal savings or from external financial sources. The most common financial assistance provider is the bank. Business tycoons put their property into collateral arrangements or seek authorized signatures from trusted guarantors to obtain approval of business loans from the banks.

Sign below to agree to terms of loan. ‘

I’m not good with business stuff, but this implies the two went into some finical trouble.

HOWEVER! DANDYS WORLD DOESNT EXIST YET! WHAT WAS THE FINANCIAL TROUBLE??? DROP THE LORE PLEASE I WANNA KNOW??

Tbh my thought process is

‘ Arthur and Delilah open a non distinct education center and museum. It’s not very successful, and the two go into a lot of debt to keep it afloat. The museum is mostly underground and so while renovating an area to try and bring in more folks. They discover ichor. They discover they have a ichor well right under the museum. Maybe they discovered a few of the properties? This information gets out. Most don’t believe them. Then they approached with curiosity from the producers of an upcoming show?? The studio offers to pay off the debts if they let the studio have museum and let it play with the ichor??? And they are about to go bankrupt so they accept??? And things happen but I don’t the brainpower for it ‘

So basically a BATIM esque scenario happens

Also!!!

I really like to think that eventually the show was gonna transition from 2d to 3d because it would be cheaper but the show was cancelled before they could happen

This is probably wrong but in my defense we lack lore

I’m so sorry for going on a tangent and wildly off topic I just think sometimes

[screampied]

vegussy… I want to say. Your one of my favorite authors but.. why Micah as one of your favorite rdr2 characters. isn’t he a pervert 🙁?

anyways 🌚, yes yes I do get to cosplay Ellie luckily I am very excited 🙂‍↕️, also I think Arthur would be into manhandling because there’s no way that man isn’t. I see some people say he degrades but tbh I can’t see it 🌚 I mean he seems to sweet to tell you your a whore or like whatever degrading is 🤕. I also think maybe he’d be a little into everything, I know he’s had relationships before but I feel like he’d be a bit nervous in bed .. sue me okay 😕. But he’s such a sweetie pie I feel like he wouldn’t want to hurt us to much

ALSO SAAADDIIEEE I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HER. I love Sadie so much it’s like not healthy for me probably, but she is ssoooo finneee and sue me but you guys are crazy if you think she isn’t just a little gay. Like I want her and Arthur and also Mary Beth .. and maybe John marston. Is that bad 🙁?

Also if you ever wrote for rdr2 I’d be so here for it

-Cowboy liker anon

YIKESSS DID I SAY MICHA YESTERDAY??? omg i did not mean to say him im so sorry 😭😭😭😭 cowboy i was so blitzed i meant to say mary beth idk how i said micah instead what ….

yes he so would >>>> he’s so big he’d lowkey crush me. idk why but i kinda feel like he’d be into role play too mayhaps. or bondage ???? i think arthur’s a kinky bastard. UR RIGHT i feel like he’s a soft dom but can be kinda mean when he wants to. he’d be so gentle 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ imagine his big hands squeezing ours while he’s doing missionary oh i’d cry

SADIEEEEE UGHHH. i wanna cosplay her one day she’s so 💔💔💔. real i agree. YGHHHG between mary beth, sadie, and arthur i wouldn’t know who i want most 🤒🤒. ill prob take all three yolo

and MAYBEEE we’ll see heh

[mouseratz]

sorry to ramble in your inbox about my hyperfixation that you’ve developed info on via osmosis ( and the video i sent you ) but that video does have some things that don’t sit right with me . i said a little bit of this but the video doesn’t really do a good job of talking about how each character is their own kind of unreliable ? if we’re talking in general Sally *is* probably telling the closest version to the truth in the first three acts considering arthur is still joybrained and ollie is full on hallucinating as a way of deluding himself from what he did . i don’t hate the video for this but it ends up giving the impression to a lot of people who don’t end up playing the game or even caring about it a fraction as much as i do that the writers ‘got sloppy’ so to say with the writing and not like it was a purposeful choice that’s meant to make you think . the video doesn’t really talk about the dlc’s in great detail which is fine i suppose but out of all of them Vicky’s *is* the most important because it’s the only one that ties to the main story . she’s a people pleaser through and through and does what she thinks will get the masses to be the happiest even if it’s at the detriment of everyone . Sally and Vicky are probably the most complicated characters in the whole game which is why i have so much fun talking about them but also why i get so heated when people misconstrue them because there is So Much There but people just opt to go with the simplest breakdown of their character and then fixate on someone like nick who , while i love ( just look at my account . let’s be honest ) , doesn’t really have any substance to him aside from being a drug addicted rock star . idk most of this might not even make a lot of sense to you but i get very upset when people choose to be obtuse to the women in media because it’s easier for them to thirst over another average british man

no I get it. and I think how the story is going to be interpreted is going to vary from person to person to some extent, but I think people are generally more biased towards choosing a man's perspective over a woman's as to what is the most "reliable" story in any case, broadly, so I wouldn't be surprised if Sally is broadly hated for somewhat rejecting (? complicated) the main dude, regardless of his behavior towards her (which is not incredibly nice from even his own perspective). & every single fandom will choose random guys for their blorbo even if a female character is more plot-significant. whf seems to have had lofty goals for its story regardless of how you take it, and by including different perspectives on the same events, that's an easy way to have people disagree on the text and even casually wholly misinterpret it. tbh it sounds like a cool story to experience but a nightmare to exist anywhere near like a fandom type group.

[forgottenamira]

forgottensebastian @forgottenamira @forgottenaoife so since amira has actually always been kind to him (he thinks lmao) and has always tried to make sure that he and edmund have a good relationship, honestly his relationship with amira has always been pretty good and sometimes he does get ~weird~ vibes from her but he also attributes a lot of that to his mom talking who never has anything good to say about amira haha! forgottenamira @forgottensebastian skldjfaksjdfj me like sebastian you have such good instincts!! trust them!! and meanwhile amira just quietly puts a hand over my mouth kjdslfkjdsf honestly no that makes a ton of sense!! do you think he's ever said anything abt amira to aoife and, if so, what do you think it might've been? forgottensebastian @forgottenamira @forgottenaoife i'm sure they've discussed their fams, so he's probably brought her up and basically said that she's not as bad as she seems/some people think and would have given her examples of how she's treated him and how much she cares about encouraging step-sibling affection (something his own mom doesn't even do!) forgottenamira @forgottensebastian marian like 'that evil witch will POISON you sebastian!!' and amira like 'no i won't. i don't love him OR want him dead yet, and im not terribly concerned he'll get with child, which are the only three reasons to poison someone, so he's perfectly safe with me' ;DDD @forgottenaoife i do also think that godfrey's rep is a lot. better than amira's! like amira doesn't give two hoots what ppl think but godfrey ~does and he knows how to be charming etc when he wants/needs! i feel rep wise amira's the worst but godfrey and tristan seem like upstanding guys hahaha now obv sebastian might've said ~otherwise bc obv he has the inside scoop hahaha but yeah! in terms of public opinion i think that's where it all kinda falls! @forgottenaoife @forgottensebastian so lizzy mentioned that these two've probs talked abt their fams and i just have to laugh bc i always do when i think of the varmonts telling the malconaires abt their whole ~family situation~ like it just feels like https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/714/418/8a6.jpg bc the malconaires talk abt how much step families suck and then the varmonts just launch into their whole thing and the malconaires are suddenly like tbc 'damn i should be nicer to cassimir, he could be sooooo much worse' lakjsdflkjsdkjfsdf (or at least this was how rosie felt when edmund no doubt opened up abt these things asp -- the feeling didn't last much past the next time she talked to cassimir id guess but still hahaha she was def drive through employee on the inside hahahaha)

arthur:

omg i feel so bad for eithne! siblings tryna take ur positon is the worst!! i think abt this everyday since my siblings and i have to fight each other to the death for our father's throne

^^^rosie

sFSDAF

ok so i just wanted to include the replies!! but i do largely agree w your assessment tho that these two probs don't have much to do at all at least until much later in the story!

tbh tho godfrey's playing the whole malconaire thing pr close to the chest (he knows his whole fam would def try to stop him from destroying the world, even amira who hates the world!!! but unfortunately lives there...so annoying smdh ;DDD) so idk that amira would even know abt that, unless he kneeds her resources to make smth happen w it asp? but i could def be wrong/that could def happen so we'll see! kdslajfkljsdf but yeah my point here is that idk if even ~that will lead to these two chatting, tbqh??? (to be clear, tho, i can def see aoife's relationship w/knowledge of amira still impacting aoife's decision re: godfrey!!!! i doubt that would change! i just meant in terms of interaction between these ladies)

the biggest thing i can see for potential interaction here is if maybe amira noticed chemistry between her and sebastian at the ice ball? she does have him pr well in hand, she feels, so she probs isn't too worried she'd ever have to actually act on manipulating him via her, but she also likes to keep her options open when it comes to maneuvering her enemies alksjdfkjsdfj so she'd probs want to at least meet aoife, if she did notice that. if we went that route, amira'd def have her playing nice game on which...idk that its as nice as you might want, but its the best she's got aljskfkljsdfjk

OOC | Amira & Aoife

kate!! i wanna take this opportunity to apologize for amira in advance bc she is...the worst frankly lakjsfkjsdjf she sees everything and everyone as opportunities and threats and that's abt it. so honestly idk if amira knows anything abt aoife, but if she knew that seb has feelings for her, she'd see that as quite an opportunity to exploit her stepson/edmund's rival alkjsdfkljsdfj this is basically her view of all the malconaires tbqh she doesn't have godfrey's slightly more far-sighted schemes to destroy them to prop edmund up in the eyes of the populace, amira would simply see aoife as effectively living, breathing blackmail to help maneuver sebastian however she liked. as it is, she probs just sees her as a foreign noble who is likely just as scheming as everyone else tbqhe

[linguisticparadox]

Friendship ask- Mina and Art

When I think they became friends (if canon already hasn't showed how they became friends): Well, canon of course took care of this one in incomparable fashion with full-on crying in each other's arms and pledging to be like brother and sister so... (🥺)

My favorite scene of them: Like I said.

A random headcanon I have of them: Hm...I think it would be nice if after everything Arthur threw Mina and Jonathan a Proper Wedding (well, the reception, anyway). It would be a nice gesture in Lucy's memory, too..."Let me throw you the wedding I couldn't have."

My favorite thing about them: Just...idk, bonding over their grief for Lucy, Arthur almost immediately breaking down and crying in Mina's arms and her completely nonjudgmentally just holding him while he cried...the shit about the "mother instinct" or whatever was so silly like no Mina you are just a sweet person who lets people feel comfortable being themselves around you (but also ofc she will make a wonderful mother).

A scene I wish we had of them: Gosh, just about anything not drenched in grief. 🥺

A scene with them that I want to rewrite/change in some way: Well for starters I'd have Mina not going on about the Mother Instinct or whatever...not only is it Weird and Sexist and Gender Essentialist it's also lowkey kind of navel-gazey like that man is having a Whole Nervous Breakdown in your arms Mina FOCUS.

What makes me like their friendship: Immediately swearing undying loyalty on the level of siblings? They're both just so Noble and Lowkey Dramatic oml. ❤️

Who I think is the ”crazier” one: Oh gosh this one is a tie I think. On the post abt him and Jack I said Arthur was crazier in terms of being Down To Clown At All Times but that was only in comparison. I think he and Mina have about equal amounts of that. Mina maybe sometimes gets too wrapped up in trying to adhere to gender norms, but at her core she is Ride Or Fucking Die, down for anything and everything.

Would I change anything about their friendship? Hm aside from taking out Mina's weird shit about gender? I would just give More of it. More casual hanging out, more talking about stupid shit, more remembering Lucy....that kind of stuff.

A song that reminds me of them: Uh,,,I'll get back to you on this one.

Which one of the friends can I relate to more? In any given pair, go for the Nerd. Mina, no question.

A word to describe them: Camaraderie. Or commiseration. But that's sad.

What I think would have happened if they never met: Oh gosh, I mean, I can't really imagine Mina joining the Crew of Light without meeting Arthur, right? Which would have meant they didn't get Jonathan's journal, or his and Mina's excellent Document Review Skills, or Mina's overall competence....but then again, Mina wouldn't have had to go through the pain of being forced to the side and cut off from her husband's trust just because of her sex/gender. A toughie for sure.

If I can picture them to be more than only friends: At most I would see them being like metamours...like they're both in the polycule but they don't necessarily do stuff with each other specifically lmao. Not just bc of the promise to be "like siblings," which tbh was sometimes used as a way to recontextualize romantic feelings deemed to be "inappropriate" anyway ("Yeah I love him, not like that tho I'm a good married Christian woman!" u kno), but like. I mean in this case I think it does actually fit their dynamic.

If I would want to be friends with them: Oh my god yes, obviously.

[lauras-happy-place]

That’s so interesting!!! Can you post more pictures or anything of those cartoons? Such a culture shock! It’s so weird how you guys get all the american cartoons AND your own ones! You had double the fun! I’ve never seen those

//Edit: I didn't know it was gonna be reblogged so many times (20 atm, but that's 20 times more than I expected), so I'll add and fix sum stuff...now there are too many versions of this reblogged that has all my typos//

The following ones are mostly from my country :) I watched these so many times as a kid! I’ll give you a brief description too:

This is an animated movie called

Vuk

About a fox cub whose parents were killed by hunters, and he has to learn to live on his own. He’ll get under his uncle’s care.

The next movie is called

Cat city

/in my language it’s a pun: instead of mouse trap it’s called “cat-trap” so idk why they translated this way…

It’s about two societies: cats’ and mice’s. The mice are constantly harassed by the cats, so they build a machine to tame the cats. It's a political comedy. (Also, we don't talk about the sequel...what sequel!?)

The next movie is my favourite, called

Vili the Willow

I found this translation online, but he’s a sparrow so idk. When I wrote this I thought it meant sparrow lol…

Anyway: It’s about a brat boy who mistreats birds and so a lady visits him to ask the boy to stop harassing the sparrows. He doesn’t listen to her, but she turns out to be a witch, thus she turns the boy into a sparrow for a day to teach him a lesson, but when she goes back to retransform him, She can't find him anywhere. He got chased by his own cat and then he got lost in the city. He has to find his way back, makes new sparrow friends and learns valuable lessons along the way. (This isn't from my country per say, but it's very popular here.)

These one are cartoons:

Frakk, the terror of the cats

Misleading title tbh. The cats are the ones who always play trick on the vizsla to get him in trouble. The black cat is the mastermind, the white one is a little slow and is easily manipulated. (She's my fave. Her name translates to Shy or Modest, but with a diminutive suffix to make it cute.)

Pumukli (this is German but I wanna talk about it)

This is in Roger Rabbit style. It’s about a little elf who can only be visible by those whose hearts are pure. He finds himself in Master Deer’s woodworker workshop. Pumukli likes to get into trouble, and they go through adventures together. In later episodes I think the master dies, so he lands with another person, I’m not sure….

Diving spider - Wonderspider

Diving bell spider….but it sounds rhythmic like this, just like in Hungarian. Fun fact: As a kid I shipped them before knowing that shipping existed. (Both guys btw, so I was an early ally lol)

This was a movie, but then they made it into a series later on. It’s about well….uhm. So basically a spider who makes oxygen bubbles to breath underwater, built himself a palace and is very kind to others. It’s a simple story. He befriends the land spider, who’s always grumpy and helps others.

A Nagy ho-ho-ho horgász

Idk how to translate this….The Great F-f-f- fisherman…but it’s actually a line he says in the cartoon. Like Santa: ho ho ho

About a clumsy fisherman who only fishes for sport, then releases the fish. His pal is the worm/ bait. The fish trick him all the time so he never catches any. He finds funny and clever ways to try and catch them, but he always loses in the end.

Pompom's tales

It’s my favourite cartoon! The main characters are that ball of hair called Pompom and the girl. She wears him as a hat and they help their friends like my favourite character: the big blue bird who lives for chocolate. (Chocolate Arthur) The girl’s name is Picúr (itty-bitty) and as a reoccurring ending Pompom always waits for her in front of her school until it's time for her to go home.

Mézga family

Also my favourite one and also most famous one in the country.

One day the boy (on the right) invents a radio (he’s a young genius) that can make calls to the future to the 30th century. They reach MZ/X (that’s the future-guy’s name), who’s their future relative. He has an invention that can teleport things back to the past. The father (one with glasses) asks this relative for futuristic stuff that makes life easier, but they always mess up or misuse the things, therefore getting themselves into trouble.

The ginger girl and the mom (in the purple dress) don’t know about the radio. There are a grumpy neighbour for comedy relief too. Also, there’s a spin-off series where they go around the world. There they don’t mention the future, they’re just very unlucky and clumsy.

There’s an other spin-off where the little boy travels space during nighttime and discovers weird planets . He was a fan favourite. Also the dog talks in that one.

I could’ve put other cartoons here, but I’m getting tired, so

We also have folklore tales called….well Folklore Takes

They’re about…folklore tales

[bartholomeow]

i am absolutely outraged

i am angry. i am mad. i am furious. i am absolutely outraged. 

spoilers for about all ikevamp eng routes below (jean arthur napoléon isaac theo (maybe? idk i didn’t play his route) mozart euh everyone but vincent and leonardo) 

I SWEAR. I SWEAR WHAT THE FUCK AM I PLAYING JUST WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, GAME ? i said nothing for napoléon’s route. nothing for mozart’s. i started wincing at isaac’s. i was a bit angry in theo’s (about what i read at least). i started being really angry in arthur’s. i. am. mad. absolutely. revolted. for just how long. are they. going. to. keep. bringing back. their past rivals. how. long. and who brings them back? shakespeare  (im sorry i meant like they are brought back by vlad (i think?? idk im just like a dead fish in a human body i dont get anything) for an obsucre reason related to will but i wouldn’t know bc tbh i don't get anything this man says). every. single. time. 

am i william biased? absolutely. do i love william? you bet i do, take my money and my kidneys (both) will, i don’t care. but. please. please i am begging. william. can’t. be. the. bad guy. in every single story. william can’t be the bad guy in every single story because 1) it gets really really repetitive really really fast 2) i think his motive is terrible like what??? the man?? just wants to write plays??? and is going to ruin every. single. route. for that?? i don’t buy, cybird. maybe we’ll discover his real motives in his route and i sure hope we will.

3) in. every single. route. there is. 1) william shakespeare ruining everything for his stupid plays (i’m trying really hard not to start writing an essay about why i think this motive is stupid) 2) their ancient rival is brought back 3) they want revenge/to see the main character 4) they kidnapp mc who is certainely desperate because they think the suitor doesn’t love them.... or sth like that 4.1) bonus point if the place they’re going to is a theater 5) the suitor arrives like MC!!! 6) mc is surprised because they are absolutely clueless about literally everything 7) it’s moral time! probably going like ‘i’ve always admired you.... and respected you....’ 8) they forgive each other, someone is surely crying, suitor is like ‘mc are you hurt?????????’ then they go back to the mansion and they have sex. 

if this happens in jean’s route. 

i will be mad. (threat level: maximal) 

i am sorry for any english mistakes btw today i had an english oral exam and it was terrible. terrible terrible i just straight up forgot the entirety of my third part i was sitting like??? i had a third part but i forgot literally anything i’ve ever said in it what is happening to me?? 

also it was not in every single route. it was happening exactly exactly like this in mozart’s, arthur’s, isaac’s, there was the ancient rival brought up in napoléon’s (and in theo’s but i didn’t read it so i don’t know what happens exactly), and kidnapping at the theater + moral in leonardo’s as well.  

[hiimsociallyawkward]

aithusia

hi bestie @lady-ofmagic-andstars it's been a while. i said i would do this episode last week but i had to wait for the destiny and chicken podcast to come out so here we are. basically, all of my thoughts while watching aithusia.

ugh the opening scene. i actually love it

ok ngl i remember that this guy is the bad guy but he's like 🥵🥵🥵 jeez

ik it's not just on tiktok but that tiktok where it goes 'but momma i'm in love with a criminal'

wow nice key bud

ok him running in the forest is just like you cannot outrun your demons and i thought that was so funny

smh he's so violent but he's so pretty :,)

ok but how old is this guy?? he say it's taken 20 years of his life. why 20? is that because that's when the 'last' dragon died out?? and at what age was he socially concious enough to recognize the implication of what it means to have a dragon? his is so dumb but probably like 15? so this guy is 35ish? idk man thoughts?

ok if he just feel off the cliff instead of being able to pull himself up we would've saved ourselves a lot of trouble i'm just saying druids.

ok this is so pretty. my thoughts are like 25% me singing show tunes, 25% thinking of actual merlin things, 50% thinking about how pretty everything is

merlin is such a light sleeper. idk why that's important but he wakes up ALL the time

✨gaius is the worst ✨

ok colin's eye looked so good in this scene

aLASFLJDFA MERLIN AND HIS SOCKS

stop i literally dress like this

i love his sleep clothes. it's such a vibe

aw merlin saying 'save the dragons is so cute' omg it reminds me of the vsco girls and saving the turtles HAHA

i love how equal merlin and kilgharrah feel here

asjflsjdasjdfl like ik this is the point but i love that merlin's inherited his father gift and he's always going to remember him. not that merlin would forget his father but idek

aw kilgharrah is like 'i beg you' ok now that i think abt it maybe it's slightly manipulative but it's also really not

ok actually i don't know how many time merlin uses this scene but i guess i'm keeping track now. but look how pretty

wow the rising sun 🤪

OH HAHA THIS IS WHERE MERLIN CARTWHEELS??

literally merlin just breaks in everywhere

merlin seems so earnest about wanting to see the dragons. i want to see the dragons too please

omg HAHA the woodworm is this episode??

WHY IS MERLIN STILL SEARCHING AFTER ARTHUR TURNS AROUND WHAT?

this is a side note but i love arthur's key holder thingy it's actually pretty.

stop right now why is merlin using his magic to PANTS arthur

ok i'm pretty sure that agravaine is only in this episode this one time, and yk it's the little victories

i'm actually embarassed for arthur and merlin here. i don't like it at all

HOW DOES MERLIN DO THE HANDSTAND?? that's the one part i like

ok my question is how is he supposed to know where the last piece of the triskeleton is??

SECOND QUESTION WHY IS HE JUST STANDING IN THE VAULT WHEN HE SHOULD BE RUNNING

lasflkajsdljsad omg the betrayal. ouch my heart

these scene are just like. it's actually art

ok how did merlin stay there all night and no one saw him?? literally camelot guards need to step up

omg no not merlin zooming

sklfja;lsdkjfasdlfs amerlin and the cup

i love how long merlin and arthur look at each other before arthur reacts

lsjfa;lksdsl woodworm omg and the fact that arthur believes that merlin is this chaotic is so funny

HAHA THIS SCENE GAIUS LITERALLY YELLING AT MERLIN

i think this is the funniest thing because gaius is like 'don't people about your magic' while YELLING ABOUT MERLIN'S MAGIC

ok that's a good point gaius we don't know what borden's intentions are

alsdjfalsd stop why didn't they wait for merlin :,(. this reminds me of when you're in highschool and you're finishing lunch and as you pack up everyone is leaving you??????

ok but i love that merlin rides in front with arthur. like- of course he does

merlin being observant 😍😍

i want to go horse riding now

STOP I DON'T LIKE THIS

THIS KNIGHT/DINNER GAG IS NOT FUNNY TO ME. NOT IN THE SLIGHTLEST. THERE'S THIS FIC by @a-small-batch-of-dragons. i literally spent like 10 minutes looking for it because i had to include it here

this scene just.. i don't like it. i never have and i never will

like- who decided that putting this scene in here would be good. no thanks

the knights sleeping in a circle and merlin sleeping on the outside. idk bro that made me a little sad

but also. i want a cloak please. i think i'm just going to say i want a cloak every episode

ok i chuckled at the interaction of 'ever herd of the word sorry?' and 'no is it a word you made up?'

dude don't ask why but i love it when people walk through waterfalls

i don't know why arthur looked so stupid when he was doing it though

i love the nature of it all

yes merlin, you start walking toward the castle first

aw i love the knights working together. like, i know they work together- they're knights, but we love to see it

merlin and his sharp eyes again :,))

why are they making camp it's literally not even dark yet 😭😭

oh great another dinner gag. please stop. i dislike this immensely

wow i love that merlin can heal them. i also think it's surprising because merlin sucks at healing things but yk.. ✨plot✨

this looks like the type of building teens would either be convinced is haunted and try to stay the night there or the type of building that all teens would go to to take pics for the #gram

ok is borden dead here or..

yes i'm putting both of these picture here. who's going to stop me

just kidding it's three

ok so not dead

ok this is not meant to be creepy but colin has nice hands

borden is a creep please go away now

merlin use your ✨magic ✨ please

YES. tell him you're the last dragonlord. i stan. YES HIM AND HIS MAGIC

you better run boy

ok how he manages to get out of the castle is astounding

HAHA there was some CGI that fell and i laughed so hard because it looked so fake

LITERALLY. THE PRETTY CASTLE SCENE IS HERE AGAIN. PRETTY CASTLE SCENE COUNTER; 3

omg merlin getting excited about the egg is actually so precious

both of their faces here are SO precious.

oasfasldfjasl idk why but whenever merlin walks across with the eggs i have this feeling he's going to faceplant and drop it for the comedic effect but i'm glad that never happens

bruh 'back where it belongs' like yes that makes sense but also that doesn't make sense

dude

it's been a full moon for like 4 days now..??????

omg i actually love aithusa

tbh, i DO NOT know how to pronounce her name

why is she actually the cutest thing ever.

AW MERLIN CRYING

i love it when merlin cries, but not in a sadistic way yk? it's more the fact that he's allowed to cry

ok i have a few dragon fics that i love but the only one i can think of right now is Returning the Favor by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle it's actually perfect

there are so many more that i love but i can't think of them but also- PLEASE REC YOUR FAVE DRAGON FAMILY DOMESTIC FICS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

anyways. i'll be back tomorrow to rant more about the darkest hr pt 2 so i'll see you then! also let me know if you want me to stop tagging you @lady-ofmagic-andstars because otherwise i will literally tag you in everything :,)

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ALRIGHT so I finished my Merlin rewatch and I have a couple of messy thoughts

- The finale is extremely sad and tragic, I hate this i hate this i hate this

- I love that the last episode is literally just Merlin and Arthur working through their feelings and the magic reveal, and Arthur realizing how much Merlin loves him and cares about him, and how much he cares about Merlin too

- The fact that the finale is just pure merthur, and all about Merlin and Arthur’s relationship, I just think that’s beautiful

- The episode is really emotional, it had me crying the entire time

- Morgana’s death was sad imo, she never got to redeem herself and change her ways, to realize hate and violence are not the answer. She was consumed by hatred and maybe it was too late but it is really sad that that’s what her life ended up being like

- When Merlin lost his magic and couldn’t protect himself, when he was going to The valley of the fallen kings with Gwaine, and he was almost attacked and couldn’t protect himself, I really liked that scene. Because for the first time, we saw Merlin being genuinely scared for his life, because he couldn’t rely on his magic anymore for that moment. We know Merlin only thought he was worthy because of his magic, so he must have been feeling awful when he lost it. I bet he was thinking that he wasn’t worth anything anymore (which is untrue, he has a lot of worth not just for his magic)

- Something I absolutely hate is the blue truck that passed in front of Avalon and then we saw old Merlin walking. First of all bc just before, everything was extremely sad, making us cry, and then out of nowehere they put a big truck. But also because that makes us aware of how long Merlin’s been waiting: a few centuries. I would be okay with old Merlin walking around Avalon, but showing that it’s been centuries? Idk, makes everything much more tragic

- Why the heck didn’t Merlin call Kilgarrah sooner? They could have arrived at Avalon in time and they could have saved Arthur. Plus, the road to Avalon wouldn’t have been so dangerous

- I understand Arthur feeling betrayed and even angry at Merlin, and scared of him. He was raised to believe magic is pure evil, and he was completely conflicted inside, thinking how can his best friend have magic if magic is evil? or how can someone so good like Merlin be a sorcerer? is he actually evil, or is magic actually good? And he comes around in the end, but it was too late, and Merlin didn’t need to apologize

- Arthur telling Merlin “All of those jokes about you being a coward....I never really meant any of them. I always thought you were the bravest man I’ve ever known“ KILLS ME every time, Arthur was sad about Merlin not joining him, bc he knows how brave he is and how dedicated he his to be at Arthur’s side, so he was sad to see that they wouldn’t be together this time and that it was probably the last time they’d see each other. But he was okay with it (more or less), he told Merlin that it was okay, even tho he was hurt

- Gwen discovered Merlin is a sorcerer and I loved her last words in the show “I’m sure he will. I’m pleased“ (smth like that) when Gaius told her Merlin was taking care of Arthur and would take him to Avalon

- Really sad that Aithusa’s only purpose in the show was basically to be used by Morgana, to attack others and to make the magical sword

- Really sad about Mordred tbh, he was so young and had a whole life ahead of him, but I understand how hurt he was after Kara’s death. Big big mistake from Arthur btw

- I loved that Merlin got to use his magic in front of Arthur and be all badass and cool, Arthur was very impressed at how powerful, strong and smart Merlin actually is

- Merlin should have told Arthur that because of Uther and him, he has had to live hidden and in fear of his secret being known, and that he’s angry about it because he uses his magic to protect Camelot and Arthur, not for any evil stuff. He should have told Arthur so that he could understand why the things he did towards magic were wrong and very painful to Merlin