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[bartholomeow]

i am absolutely outraged

i am angry. i am mad. i am furious. i am absolutely outraged. 

spoilers for about all ikevamp eng routes below (jean arthur napoléon isaac theo (maybe? idk i didn’t play his route) mozart euh everyone but vincent and leonardo) 

I SWEAR. I SWEAR WHAT THE FUCK AM I PLAYING JUST WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, GAME ? i said nothing for napoléon’s route. nothing for mozart’s. i started wincing at isaac’s. i was a bit angry in theo’s (about what i read at least). i started being really angry in arthur’s. i. am. mad. absolutely. revolted. for just how long. are they. going. to. keep. bringing back. their past rivals. how. long. and who brings them back? shakespeare  (im sorry i meant like they are brought back by vlad (i think?? idk im just like a dead fish in a human body i dont get anything) for an obsucre reason related to will but i wouldn’t know bc tbh i don't get anything this man says). every. single. time. 

am i william biased? absolutely. do i love william? you bet i do, take my money and my kidneys (both) will, i don’t care. but. please. please i am begging. william. can’t. be. the. bad guy. in every single story. william can’t be the bad guy in every single story because 1) it gets really really repetitive really really fast 2) i think his motive is terrible like what??? the man?? just wants to write plays??? and is going to ruin every. single. route. for that?? i don’t buy, cybird. maybe we’ll discover his real motives in his route and i sure hope we will.

3) in. every single. route. there is. 1) william shakespeare ruining everything for his stupid plays (i’m trying really hard not to start writing an essay about why i think this motive is stupid) 2) their ancient rival is brought back 3) they want revenge/to see the main character 4) they kidnapp mc who is certainely desperate because they think the suitor doesn’t love them.... or sth like that 4.1) bonus point if the place they’re going to is a theater 5) the suitor arrives like MC!!! 6) mc is surprised because they are absolutely clueless about literally everything 7) it’s moral time! probably going like ‘i’ve always admired you.... and respected you....’ 8) they forgive each other, someone is surely crying, suitor is like ‘mc are you hurt?????????’ then they go back to the mansion and they have sex. 

if this happens in jean’s route. 

i will be mad. (threat level: maximal) 

i am sorry for any english mistakes btw today i had an english oral exam and it was terrible. terrible terrible i just straight up forgot the entirety of my third part i was sitting like??? i had a third part but i forgot literally anything i’ve ever said in it what is happening to me?? 

also it was not in every single route. it was happening exactly exactly like this in mozart’s, arthur’s, isaac’s, there was the ancient rival brought up in napoléon’s (and in theo’s but i didn’t read it so i don’t know what happens exactly), and kidnapping at the theater + moral in leonardo’s as well.