#idk man brains are weird

[akaluan]

Once I drove after taking an anti anxiety med that i did not realize was an antihistamine (and therefore very bad to take when you need to be Alert) and hallucinated while driving for a solid twenty minutes. none of it was really scary. the trees had faces and kept leaning over the road. trucks had tongues coming out of their loading doors. it was all simply There. (I pulled over and nobody was hurt FTR. Don’t use antihistamines if you need to drive, kids.)

Oh man, yeah, antihistamines can really mess with you. I don't think I've ever had hallucinations from one, but then again I haven't taken prescription strength ones. The exhaustion and general flatline I get from OTC stuff is bad enough, hah

But yeah, hallucinations really just.. happen sometimes. Your brain just produces these weird things and presents them to you like "yeah this is absolutely what's happening around you right now, totally and completely, trust me" and no matter how hard you try to logic it away, you just.. gotta wait the bad inputs out or figure out how to work around them.

The human body is a fascinating thing and boy howdy is there a LOT going on in there!

[theangrypomeranian]

for some reason I'm feeling really anxious about updating today, idk why

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[malenjoyer]

I just had a passing thought about my own stuff from an outsider POV. I wondered if anyone who’s not a huge fan of dick questions why Dick Grayson in most of the stuff I post…

Why all of a sudden Dick Grayson is the bus driver- because I hired him!!! I want to see him! I’m gonna put him in everything!

[theswedishpajas]

Based on my favorite gif lately

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

"what are your plans for fall?"

metamorphosing into moth :3

[milogoestogreendale]

no one talk to me my favorite boyfriends who aren’t my actually boyfriends just rivals with gay sexual tension are back

[ofallthingsnasty]

Crocodile takes his fat basement wife shopping for clothes and is disappointed and irritated that none of the stores have anything in her size

Cue custom made wardrobe where everything fits her perfectly (that is the dream)

Or maybe he gives her a bunch of magazine catalogues and tells her to list down what outfits she likes. And his poor soggy wife obeys but thinks the whole time “this is cute but it won’t fit me” or “I’d be too scared to wear this in public but I’d like to imagine it”

She doesn’t think much of it but a few weeks later every single item is in her wardrobe and to her size (with a few outfits that he wants her in thrown in)

Oh goodness, stop, that's too cute. Are you trying to kill me? 😭 I can see him taking you shopping and getting furious when they don’t have anything in your size, like what kind of retailer is this supposed to be? Ridiculous  - but that would happen if he were normal about you. And he really isn’t, haha. When it comes to Crocodile, basement really means basement - you’re a liability, a weakness. Not something other people need to know about.

tw.yandere, fem + fat reader, basement wivery

He practically slaps those catalogues down and says that you can get the whole thing if you so wish - but pick something, storms off and doesn’t even wait for an answer. It’s a treat, a reward - and those are rare coming from him, especially when it concerns your appearance. You have very little say in what clothes he puts you in, everything down to your socks is picked out for you. It’s important to him that you two match, even if no one except for him (and occasionally Ms. All Sunday) gets to see you. It’s all about his ego and entertainment and power. So you being allowed to pick out something you like? You must have been on exceptionally good behavior for that to happen. It’s just a shame that the models in the magazines don’t look like you at all, even if they have the clothes in your size. You feel more and more tense the longer you skim through the little booklets - nervous because you’re sure nothing is going to fit you well enough and anxious to voice those same concerns to him. He’ll just call you ungrateful and rip the catalogues from your hands again, maybe even punish you for being so selfish and spoiled, and that’s the last thing you want. You’re almost back to crying when you’re done building a million what-ifs and scenarios in your mind, it’s that overwhelming. It’s hard not to feel rushed between him waiting on you to drop the papers back into his lap and being insecure about your body. When you finally swallow down that big lump in your throat and simply circle some of the things you think are safe bets, he’s already impatiently chewing his cigar at his desk. So when he makes a grand show of presenting with your picks some weeks later, you’re going to be more than surprised to find some more… risqué pieces among them, things you definitely didn’t mark. And no matter how much your ears burn or how shaky you get, he’ll have you model every single item. He doesn’t care that you’re embarrassed, he gave you a gift. And you better honor that - not only by showing him just how snug some pieces are, but also by giving him a nice and proper thank you. See, he’s generous - you don’t have to ride him for it (although he certainly wouldn’t say no to that), some words of gratitude and a kiss on the cheek are enough.  

Play pretend with him, even for a little while, let him be your husband and he can be so, so good to you.

[whmp]

hey, it's me! i'm still alive, somehow, though just barely. this semester has been pretty tough so far and will probably remain that way until spring. despite this, i managed to add some fun new features. : ) ALSO i promise 100000% that if you sent me an ask i WILL answer it. i will. anyway, look at all those cool things! -> a system for cuts, bruises, tattoos, wounds and other decorations your whumpee's skin is an empty canvas. whether you fill it with scars and wounds or cutesy band aids is up to you!

the way this is set up is kind of like a bunch of stickers. so for example, if you decide to hurt the lil' guy with something sharp, he'll get a "stab wound" sticker in the spot you decided to target. over time, that sticker will change over to a "stab scar" one. it's a very flexible way to do things, but it still needs some work and a couple big changes, since it's very unfriendly to low-end computers. in terms of visuals though, it should look exactly the same as the decal-based "decorations" for your whumpee that you see above!

- a better way of getting that dude on camera the camera system is now a lot more immersive and will fit the story. the awkward developer cam that could clip into walls is no more.

you can drag around the view and zoom in and out by scrolling. as you progress, you'll get access to even more ways to invade your whumpee's privacy. : )

-> new ways to get horny in the last devlog post (around 1000 years ago) i said that you won't see any "horny accessories" in the upcoming updates. that was a complete lie, sorry! here's a preview of some cool new horns you can give to your whumpee.

the neat part is that the horns are customizable - other than just choosing the shape, you can modify their size and color gradient. -> other stuff + story i've made plenty of changes and additions to the back end. most of it is not flashy or super significant - most of the time and energy i could dedicate to the project went right into fueling the violent, bloody conflict between me and custom shader code. i've also made some updates to how time is simulated and fixed a bunch of bugs. there is now a sound system too! i'll look for some copyright-free sfx and music before the next update. oh, and there's some lore too!

i've been experimenting with different ways of delivering the main storyline. heavily stylized cutscene-like sequences were very fun to do! not sure if i'll stick with this style though. either way, i have the general outline of something that resembles a plot. >: ) that's it for now! again, sorry for the irregular update schedule. i've been following the "no progress for a long time, then one night you have all the energy and inspiration in the world and you zone the fuck out for an unhealthy amount of time just working on your thing then until realize that you're going to be asleep within the next 40 seconds" development strategy - hopefully, my brain will kindly allow me to switch to a more comfortable workflow. :' ) taglist below: (let me know if you want to be added OR LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT TO ADD YOU IM SO SORRY) @whumpinthepot @andithewhumper @pigeonwhumps @monarchthefirst @scp-1296 @whumpedydump @screenys-whump-corner @whumpshaped @bloodsweatandpotato @burning-and-remembering @thealmightyconeoftruth @whimpity-whumpity @catnykit @vietbluecoeur @rainythealias @cardboardarsonist @snakebites-and-ink @lthrboy @woo-lu-woo @wingsofadragonsstuff @wecoffphm @bayvel @pics-and-fanfics @dokidokisadness @generic-whumperz @lambetjenasus @aarika-merrill @hayaneakabane @moons-cozy-corner @brittaunfiltered09 @rule-masochism @reverie1234 @oddsconvert @wh-wh-whumpified @currentlyinthesprial @cupcakes-and-pain @heavenlyden @whumpsday @likeadeadbattery @stay-on-topic1 @cyborg0109 @kawhump @astrowhump

[xlbaos]

this is still one of the funniest tommy faces whsgfkfjd in my mind i like to imagine one of tommy's first thoughts at "this is my first date with a dude!" is "oh so cute guy and i are NOT boning down tonight" bc even though he's so into buck he's a gentleman he wouldn't make him do anything he didn't feel he was ready for!! and if its only his first date then getting physical is probably off the table, which he obviously understands, but he'd also be lying if he said he was not looking forward to exploring each others bodies lmfao bc idk abt you but to me that is the face of a man getting ready for the blue balling of his life

[halfratsalready]

Recently got hyperfixated on Halloween Horror Nights lore (again) and have become strangely fixated on the Director

Spinning him around in my mind rn

[bethany-sensei]

I think a lot of people with adhd mistake processes for habits. I know I did for a long time, until I saw that one post explaining how habits are automatic (wtf how does that even work).

I have processes, and a lot of the time they fall apart if the wrong thing happens at the wrong time, and then it’s like moving a brick wall to get started again.

I’m not sure if this is making sense but anyway. Clicking on my turn signal is a process, wherein I think about turning and I decide to move my hand. And I guess for some people they don’t have to have the thought to do it?

Sounds fake lol

[mechazushi]

⬆️ this, but Soshiro is Katarra and Kafka is Sokka and he's saying "Third Division"

[frxstbyt]

Random Ass Headcanons | The Socs

Notes: Some of these are OOC, but yk what, idgaf. (If you don’t like anything OOC, don’t bother giving hate, just leave. 🥰)

TW / CW !! : Mentions of mental health issues/mental disorders, su¡c¡de, abuse, and bullying

— ROBERT “BOB” SHELDON :

— Hates it when people call him Bob. He prefers Robert.

— Huge kleptomaniac.

— Bisexual mess. (Me core.)

— Mute because Johnny stabbed him in the neck/throat area and destroyed his vocal chords. (Don’t ask me why I headcanon him to live, I just do.)

— Mental illness/insanity runs in his family on his mother’s side.

· His mom has a panic disorder and his grandmother had bipolar depression. (She k¡lled herself when Bob’s mother was a teenager.) Bob has a self-harm disorder. He hurts himself via drinking heavily, smoking, getting into fights, etc.

— Mama’s boy. He loves his Mama.

— Has a little sister who he absolutely adores. (She’s five-going-on-six in my AU).

— Plays the violin.

— RANDALL “RANDY” ADDERSON :

— Gay motherfucker.

— Schizophrenic. His hallucinations are constant and are very vivid.

— S h y a f.

— Loves butterflies. He had a butterfly collection until his foster father threw it away. (Adopted this headcanom from another Tumblr user, cannot remember who.)

— Very talented artist.

— He’s Jewish.

— Theater kid, 100%.

— He and Ponyboy are kinda friends. (They get along but don’t see each other often.)

— SHERRI “CHERRY” VALANCE :

— Has an older brother who she’s very close to.

— She hasn’t found what she likes yet. Everything she has (clothes, perfume, bedroom style, etc) was influenced by other people. (Found this somewhere, cannot remember where.)

— *Daddy Issues · The Neighbourhood starts playing*

· Okay jokes aside, she really does have bad daddy issues. Her father’s neglectful (he works a lot) and is emotionally abusive.

— Terrified of snakes.

— Cares too much for her reputation.

— Can play the clarinet.

— MARCIA SINCLAIR :

— Chubby Marcia ily.

· She was bullied throughout elementary and middle school for her weight and as a result she’s very insecure about her body.

— Has a cat named ‘Ariel’.

— Does ballet.

— Travels to paris during Winter and Spring Break to visit family. (Her dad is from France.)

— Her mother died when she was young and her father never remarried.

— Daddy’s girl, fr.

— Loves Two-Bit so much it hurts. She absolutely adores her boyfriend.

— PAUL HOLDEN :

— He’s an asshole.

[clockworkreapers]

100% believe you should work with the author of tftg to put out a graphic novel

Bdjskdhjsjd I wish.

A good handful of people on paingravy have said the same thing. Id love to do something like "officially sanctioned by Jack" if gotten the chance to cuz like I do enjoy his work quite a bit and this weird spooky universe specifically (wow who could have guessed). Alas I am also extremely like in my own lane and bad at putting myself put there and actually quite socially awkward.

But I'd still love to do that if the opportunity arose.

[mariocki]

Colin Baker makes some excellent faces as an unnamed town hall clerk, assisting Frank Marker with his case in Public Eye: The Man Who Didn't Eat Sweets (5.9, Thames, 1971)