#idk if that's just me

[qualcosadelgenere]

PT.1

1) Freddie McQueen: "Rages that he will enter into the MI6 as a spy in the future."

2) Johnny Gascoigne: "He might dress and act like a punk, but deep down he's a real softie."

3) David Buckingham: "Royal family enthusiast who buys anything with a royal warrant."

4) Lance Rotten: "Clinging to the rights and privileges of the aristocracy, he asserts his right to lead"

5) Edge Ripper: "A heavy metal vocalist. He is popular enough to perform abroad at his age."

6) Peter Cole: "A music buff who insists that the British music scene is the best in the world."

7) Gary Links: "The scones he makes are perfect in any English tea!"

8) Paul Appleton: "He wants to form a band that will go down in history, but members don't gather."

9) Eric Purpleton: "An expert of tennis that was said to compete at Wimbledon. He went to soccer due to wrist injuries."

10) Edgar Valtinas: "A quiet, brave leader. One of the best players who has both ability and popularity."

11) Philip Owen: "He wants to succeed in English cooking and prevent anyone from saying that it's absolutely bad."

12) Gareth Barrett: "Born in the house of a butler and is an expert at entertaining people."

13) Martin Squall: "He worked well to take care of a horse who had successfully won a Derby!"

14) Nick Woodgate: "He's seriously thinking about opening a school for wizards."

15) Mikey Richards: "There is no junior high school student who exceeds him by the knowledge of suits and the technology of tailoring."

16) Beat Smash: "Sometimes makes a mistake by touching the ball with his hand because he is good at rugby."

1) Thorsten Berger: "His family are brewers, but he prefers a nice glass of Apfelschorle."

2) Alexander Hausen: "This player always acts logically, no matter what kind of situation he's in."

3) Heinrich Fritz: "Because of his strange hobby of sharpening knives, he is often mistaken for a baddy."

4) Kurt Zabel: "If he doesn't get his daily portion of Kartoffelsalat, he's got no energy."

5) Luka Schmitt: "He is big on tanks and goes around tank museums in Europe."

6) Theodor Ulrich: "His civilized manners and steel temperament make him the German model athlete."

7) Jan Oldeno: "Since he thinks that Germany's technical strength is the best in the world, he goes around recommending German products to people."

8) Niklas Kuster: "People call him "Niklas of Blitzkrieg" due to him breaking through opponent's lines with his speed."

9) Jonas Polak: "His dream is to go on a manned flight to Mars with a rocket that he made."

10) Maximilian Milatz: "He believes that German wine is the best in the world, but has never drank wine."

11) Peter Nimke: "He loves German poetry and always carries a collection of poems by Heinrich Heine."

12) Gerald Enders: "He can't wait to pass his test and get behind the wheel of a smart German motor."

13) Erwin Völz: "He is interested in ecology more than anyone else and keeps in mind to always act earth-friendly."

14)Jens Hoffmann: "He is studying to be more of a composer than Beethoven in a music school."

15) Ernst Frodeno: "He's from Breman, but is driven to distraction by caterwauling farm animals."

16) Manuel Ewers: "An accomplished sausage maker who keeps his team well supplied with protein."

1) Nasser Mustafa: "Powerful tribal clan's son. He is said not to come back until he wins the tournament."

2) Far Farouk: "Good at making cakes by processing the fruit of a date palm."

3) Bjorn Kyle: "A boy who seems to live in the shadows. He pulls the team with high mobility."

4) Djamel Djammadu: "He is trying to aim the country to be less reliable on oil and more focused on tourism."

5) Musa Sirer: "This player wants to improve Qatar's manufacturing base and diversify."

6) Yusuf M'hadi: "This player deeply respects tribal traditions, and wouldn't like to live away from home."

7) Sulai Sulaiman: "He is thinking about a method to have seawater to freshwater cheap for everyone in Qatar."

8) Seiyd Armand: "This player is concerned that his country's economy is dependant on oil exports."

9) Messer Jassim: "This player is an expert at finding natural pearls. They're pretty pricey these days."

10) Zack Abdullah: "Best among the tribes in taking care of camels. He seems to hear anything that the camel says."

11) Majidi Ismail: "A master at catching monitor lizards in the desert. However its better not to show a girl."

12) Talal Hamad: "His dream is to enter the Middle East's best TV station and send news to the world."

13) Hassan Ahmed: "This forward is known as the Eagle of Qatar for his swooping attacks."

14) Khalfan Jibril: "This player is keen on preserving ancient mosques, and the fine arts of the Middle East."

15) Rajab Ismail: "He is going to make a novel about Qatar's social problems so it can appeal to everyone."

16) Adel Siddique: "He wants to make a popular movie that is loved by everyone in Qatar."

[homunculusalphonse]

i had no idea clone high season 2 even had a new trailer, so i saw it for myself and... oh i guess i get why it kinda flopped

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[cactuseri]

collection

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[likedovesdo]

[black-quadrant]

[squidflavoredsoup]

mama n her babies

[diadraws]

so, theres a cartoon. but, get this: i've drawn the characters as weird animals. i bet youve never seen me do that before

[hinamie]

10 years later

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website