#idk if i like this tbh but. the idea is there

[ionesyapping]

Tbh if i'd get isekai'd into SV I would beg linus to live on the farm (not w me as in that event, just somewhere on the farm) telling him valid points.

When it comes to farming... firstly i thought "oh, but the farmer had a corporation job and they did very well all alone" then I remembered the farmer had it in their blood... then I remembered how much plot armour they had. They were literally risen from the death (this probably wouldn't work for the npc)

So... if you get isekai'd into SV you would have 2 ways to go: either get a lot of plot armour and live like in the canon but much slower and lazier or the 2nd variant... you pay for your business, if you die you die, you start with your own skills and without getting the mc attention

I would point out that some food would make your stomach make backflips

I think our strength would also be more... normal. As an idea Penny needed the help of Sam to get an apple from a tree but when it comes to the farmer, they literally shake the tree until all the apples are gone.

When it comes to relationships for introverts it's horror. Each day ya ain't speaking with a npc you lose points (in real life, with normal brained people, if you don't speak for a while you would be ok, once you start talking again that charm comes back)

When it comes to farming we would get a lot dirtier and depending on the typa isekai we get we could or nor get notified when we use the wrong seeds

When it comes to fishing for thalassophobia people and generally anyone scared of fish, vegetarians, vegans and so on it's a closed path.

When it comes to mining, you could die from the start and idk... get isekai'd in another universe?

You're trash at combat, me too

Foraging would be easy for many of us to make money from as you just have to get outta the house (and let's be honest, not even the biggest introvert out there would stay sane being in that cabin for too long with only a tv, a plant and a table)

i get isekai'd into stardew valley. i turn out to be really fucking bad at farming and live with linus forever

[tenaciousarbiterpoetry]

Freaking out about the Skeletour show in Glasgow

Peacefield is a Banger

I got so excited that they were playing Majesty that I didn't immediately notice he was FUCKING FLYING. My sister was like omg flying and I was like omg Majesty and then we were both like OMG HIS MAJESTY!!!! I had joked before about him flying with the sparkly wings (which didn't make an appearance) and then he was doing a fucking defying gravity!!!!!

The new stage is phenomenal, it just keeps getting BIGGER. first the curtain with giant rips in then the new stage with stone plinths for the ghouls and lights everywhere including under the drum riser. Then the stony walls fell down to reveal the usual stained glass windows and then the stone archways fell down and nearly took out Mountain. Then it was revealed that it was actually a massive LED screen and the stained glass windows shattered and were rebuilt and shattered again. They mixed the live camera feed with animations and sometimes lyrics on the screen it was epic!

Phantom did crowd work (into pinnacle I think) as he was having a lot of fun getting us to cheer for him and clap along to the right beat.

I started noticing the double kick drum during Ritual and after. I don't know enough about drums to say what was different it just was more idk (I can't remember when he talked about having that on the new album, maybe I'm just having the hallucinations he said we would have during Spirit)

The costumes are gorgeous!!! The sparkles really work, especially on the camera feed. I adore the skeleton cassock with the spine down the back, I wanted him to sing the whole song facing upstage so I could see it properly!!! The cornette/mitre hat started to slip sideways mid song and he did a sneaky little reach with his hand the feel what was up then left the stage between songs and returned sans hat. Tbh I preferred it a little lopsided but you do you mate. And now we know why the full vestments have such impractical skirts, you don't need to walk gracefully if you are floating above the drum riser.

We were in the gods so we couldn't fully appreciate the GIANT MOVING truss grucifix of moving lights but she's a work of art. We could see the labels in the trucks as we left and they had a whole truck just for floor lights (the under drum riser lights are gorgeous) and they had at least 3 trucks just more for lights. No idea how to pack a giant moving truss of moving lights into a truck but I imagine they have a system. Also at least 3 trucks for set and one just for fascia.

There were several moments of total darkness (well as much as safely would allow) and that was atmospheric and spooky. (Like we were waiting in the night?)

Fucking cowbell ghoul is back for Umbra did not see that coming

Lost my shit when they started playing Umbra I've been waiting fucking months to hear more than the opening bars!! I cannot wait to hear it again properly (it's only 9 days not that I'm counting)

Hearing everyone belting Lachryma, Satanized and The Future is a Foreign Land was something else, and the emotions in The Darkness at the Heart of my Love and He Is !!!!!!!!

Monstrance Clock is back too I didn't see that coming either and I'm so happy!!!! And the little smirk he did when he got to say "conclusively, I give you Monstrance Clock" for the second time in YEARS, knowing we were about to lose our collective shit, was yet another wonder of no mask papa. And we did lose our shit. And the lyrics up on the screens kept us all singing after they left the stage!! I've wanted to experience that moment since I found Ghost and learned they didn't play it anymore, but now we do!!!!

We got sad about it ending and he was like "you can go out and tell everyone about the amazing time that you had. Or at least you can tell everyone about the amazing time that I had"

He really didn't talk that much, though we did get the encore speech. "Do you not know how this works? How this works is we stop playing, and then you leave."

He got his I/we/they/him mixed up which is always funny like "back at the assembly where we, no they, well I suppose I'm part of it now so we, and I thought, no they thought-"

There was a delay letting people in and my theatre brain wants to know what technical issue stopped them opening the house?? Was he stuck in the air?? Was the moving grucifix of moving lights refusing to move?? Did the LED screen decide not today satan ??

He name dropped The Cathouse but didn't know if it was still running and then was like "I know a lot about the past, but I don't know much about the future" and then straight into The Future is a Foreign Land. Musical theatre levels of speech into song and he said "this is a song my dad used to sing to me" and they changed it to 2034 (I had wondered if they were going to change it to 2025 and have a new rhyme but that works)

And I can't remember the transition into Kiss the Go Goat but it was also musical theatre levels of speech into song

[nquesoxlies]

https://www.tumblr.com/nquesoxlies/780567152604463104/let-people-be-upset-about-their-favorite?source=share

tbh there's also something a loooot of ppl need to learn calling "setting realistic expectations." i personally wouldn't want eddie back without an on-screen conversation between him and CHRIS about what CHRIS wants, otherwise his entire plot in texas would feel kinda moot with a throwaway "yeah chris is fine with coming back to LA :)" since this plot was big enough for eddie to drop everything to go finally make things right with his son. i didn't expect for him to show up for the two-parter. meanwhile, everyone i saw who was momentarily disappointed bc no tommy was like "ah well, we know we're almost definitely getting him next episode bc of leaks" and went on to enjoy the episode as a whole

its genuinely fine to go "aw no eddie? :(" its Not fine to review bomb an episode and repeatedly bitch about the director not putting ur favorite man in the episode when it makes 0 sense for him to come back so quickly and without showing us that he IS still working on being a better dad to chris. hell, go write fanfic about it where eddie IS back instead of review bombing!!! that's probably a way more fun use of time than review bombing!!!

honestly, these fans make me dislike eddie more and more ngl which isn't even the actor or the writers faults at all. if he leaves the show then it's not going to impact me that much unless his ending is fully unsatisfying, and that'll be more of a "cmon, writers, you knew this was where this was going, do better." i have never watched the show only for eddie like these people have. came into the show expecting to love madney + henren and ended up very emotionally invested in bathena while enjoying buck and eddie as well. i'm on the same page as a lot of ppl who have been here longer than i have been: we love the entire show rather than just eddie. honestly, i think half of these people don't even like buck. i already know most of them don't give a shit about the rest of the show from insulting ravi over him distracting buck with tommy to turning josh into the "number 1 b*ddie cheerleader" to ignoring henren unless they can use them as a "gotcha!!! you don't actually care about queer rep!!!" like.

@ BoBs: do YOU? because every time there's queer rep that threatens ur fanon ship, u actively get homophobic about it down to, what, 600? of you PROUDLY admitting you would commit a hate crime to make your stupid ship canon--including both real men and fictional characters like josh and tommy in your "i'd hate crime for them teehee!" bullshit.

idk queso its just wild to me how often i also see the "eddie diaz pretty pretty princess who wants to paint his nails!!!" like. painting ur nails isnt gendered, the fuck? BoBs see anyone gender non-conforming and goes "wow, inherent sign of queerness, i am very smart :)" while feeding directly into toxic masculinity with the idea that if you don't adhere strictly to what's deemed masculine, then clearly you're queer. even if you say you're straight and know you're attracted to women and only women, you're gay because you (checks notes) have emotions and cry over your friends and did ballroom dancing when you were younger.

anyway if im being petty then i kinda hope that eddie leaves to focus fully on chris and making a life for the two of them in el paso and ravi takes his place on the team so that we get indian rep permanently on the show for a bit! i think he could bring some new life into the team (regardless of whether the show goes on for one season or more) and it'd be nice to see buck in a mentor position to him. plus i'd love to see his dynamic with the rest of the team <3 i am still available to play his love interest who is there for a single episode before being relegated to one-off mentions <3 /hj

Yes to alllllll of this, Annie!!!

What's ironic to me, based on something you mentioned, is the nail painting. They want sooooo hard for RG to actually be gay yet an actor who does paint his nails (for self-harm reasons) they call a slur and tell him to die.

Like???? Wtf are we doing???

(I know your ask is about the characters but that shit will always rub me the wrong way about Ryan stans)

[tux1i]

Oof rip quality, jusaa click the pic to make it good noice quality which idk why my quality goes wack

If he was in game, yeah his sprite would be either have this more space to show in the dialog story, A lovable guy that only cherish on person (that is you) and mostly uses Shadow Milk Cookie as his punching bag (if any case If Shadow Milk Cookie tries to raid the kingdom)

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• His limbs are all stretchy not that hard tough crispy cookie kind of texture. He has that those dough cookie (that are edible) and how it makes him that stretchy. His easily to melt and well freeze, but though freezing him is what makes him an actually tough cookie but yknow not crispy. Just hard cookie texture. If a sharp object inject or stab, it felt nothing to him or makes this hole in his dough to avoid it. Pretty much OP if his dealing with a beast cookie. His flexible and stretchy ofc. But it doesn't mean his that OP, of course he can crumbled someways.

• If his actually facing his counter part (Shadow Milk Cookie) he will absolutely destroy him legit. He really does not like Shadow Milk Cookie. For a reason (which is unknown for now). And if any case scenario if Shadow milk Cookie attempts to raid Caprice's kingdom (mostly your kingdom that Caprice is currently living in) Then of course, easy one on one battle for Caprice and Shadow Milk Cookie.

● His weapon is a hammer, yknow like Amy rose. But the handle part of the hammer is this flimsy like not stiff how it can bend. And it's Hella huge compare to Shadow Milk Cookie's tiny staff of his.

• His boing boing bouncy, can jump real high lol

□ Tbh The black dots on his hair sorta fits him, lady bug like with those two piece of hair he has as the antennas lol. Even there was this concept that his beast form is either a Ladybug or a..firebug? And it was supposed to be. .like this protection kind of symbol how his basically protecting the kingdom (which is yours) but he I remember his not a beast, his a special type of cookie so sadly scrap that idea.

□ Another scrap is that he can clone himself, how his so stretchy and able to heal himself. He can just grab a chunk of himself of his dough and using his own magic to clone himself a mini version of him. Or even a clone of him of the same size as him. But I scrap that idea how I'm not sure about that idea.

☆His class was either a assassin or magic (idk lol I sorta forget that I didn't play cookie run kingdom for weeks almost a month since I sorta lose interest playing it.)

♡ by his stretchy dough limb, he would absolutely help you whenever your in cramp schedule. Just stretch here or there to grab and give it to you.

♡ His pupils can change shape and show his energy, like If his pupil were have to his low batter typa display in his heart eye that would mean his low in energy and pretty much being lazy or tired. His only energy is by love and just fuels that energy from you. And he gets hyper from being overwhelmed by love from you. And he doesn't really require to eat (I think?) But if you do make meals or bake, I guess he will try to eat it, but it doesn't make him feel different like feeling full or feeling hungry. His built different for real

• Doesn't like Shadow Milk Cookie. Would throw him in the river

• The swirls are his blushing or embarrassed display, Rather then hue spread in a cookie's face. Just swirls appear and glows if his blushing, embarrassing or flattered.

• The amount of love letter he has for you. Just..tons... he just likes to write, or writing fanfics of you and him xdd also his allergic to flowers. So no flowers, if you don't like flowers then it's good for him since his allergic to any kind of flowers.

♤ Why does he has a love letter on his eye? From what I mention that the witch who created this cookies to life has a little young sister. And when making the creation of Caprice, she accidently knock out a love letter that is a decoration icing for cakes. And yeah.

♤ I forgot also why his head has a cracked part but must've been permanent from his backstory, reference how gems (Steven Universe) having to have a bad experience that cause that part of their body permanently. And it displays there forever.

□ Speaking of Love Letter in his eye, there is a concept of him losing his right eye. For...bad reasons. Or part of the story that I decided to not add it. That I go with the idea that is above this text.

♧ Fact that he can curl himself into a ball or well shape into an armadillo by using his hair. 👍

I sorta like this one, just the curious sprite but up side own

[weewis]

my dandy’s world design predictions for the easter event!!! + eggson :-)

more thoughts and predictions under the cut, if u choose to indulge me

i chose to use crayons bc my paintpens are pretty limited on what i can do in terms of neutral colors.. but ofc this also has stickers :D

any interaction is appreciated!!

ok hi everypony, here’s my thoughts on what the new toons may be like! below is my references for context

eggson i REALLY hope is a playable main toon.. he seems so fun and i like his design a lot!!! im entirely unsure what is passive would be, but i imagine his active is a pulse effect of some kind.. i think he’s gonna be a survivor at large though, similar to bobette. for his stats i assume low speed, low extraction speed, high stamina, high skill check? or smth like that

i actually think i got the bunny toon entirely wrong. looking back at my reference this character could easily be some kind of flower bud in baggy shorts instead… and so i just had fun w em! i assume these guys are gonna be similar to the winter toons in the sense they all fufill the most common playstyles (extractor / survivor / healer / distractor), and i REALLY hope this ones the healer if im right. a healer bunny who gives chocolate eggs to heal would be rlly fun!! also w the idea of the ear covering the face i imagine theyd be kinda moody and brooding. i think theyd high stealth and high speed but mid/bad at pretty much every other stat.

the basket i hope to be our basic extractor, and would fill in the role rudie did in the last event: easy to obtain with a fun active, and fully rounded out stats. i assume her active would be similar to toodles (gives a random stat boost), like how rudie is similar to flutters. but i imagine hers would give more of a boost to her stats, with a longer cooldown time. or maybe she gives a similar random boost as toodles but to others, and has a longer cooldown time? we will see :3

extra note i can see a world where the basket and bunny switch as basic extractor/healer SUPER easily, but i find the inverse more fun to think about so i will believe that until the 18th rolls around

flutters sibling i just hope is her but cuntier and also a boy. its all i want. i imagine he’d play like flutter and be (potential) a distractor, i honestly dont care for him or his silhouette if im fr. and i love flutter so its not the fact its Flutter the proportions just rlly irk me out. i assume he’d have an active like pebbles, since coal got the old version of pebbles active? idk that may make him op as a distractor, so maybe not. im kinda stuck on what theyd do w him if they did make him similar stats as flutter tbh.

[arabaka-archived]

Any nsfw Laios head canons👀👀

WE KNOW HE'S A MUNCH, RIGHT? WE ALL KNOW THIS BUT LET'S TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER...

₊˚ʚ ☁️ ₊˚ ♡ ﾟ. content warnings ⤸ nsfw. laios touden x afab!reader. cunnilingus 💦

how would eating monsters affect your flavor? would the consumption of these otherworldly creatures change the way your nectar tastes? could it affect its consistency, its amount? would it be tangy? sweet? somewhere in-between?

these are the thoughts that consume him in the night, when you're resting so peacefully in his arms, unaware of the drumming in his chest and surprisingly, the throb in his pajama pants.

it's safe to say that laios takes every opportunity to dine on that supple treasure of yours after the day's final meal. he's desperate, tongue already aching for your pussy by the time he licks his plate clean.

he's not quiet about it either, making sure you know what he's tasting and how much he loves it.

eyes half-lidded with a lustful fog over his golden irises, he swirls his tongue around your folds. "mmm," he groans, inhaling your scent before mumbling, "it's so good... salty but rich... can't get enough..." his nose runs up your clit, urging more of your arousal into his mouth. he drinks it all, pumping his own cock as he feels your hole clench around the velvet muscle of his tongue. your hips spasming against him, he doesn't stop slurping your climax until you have nothing left to give him.

you're so spent, body totally relaxed, that you can hardly muster the strength to open your eyes but you already know what laios is up to: recording his findings.

[seoryne]

DRAGONS!!! i fuckin love dragons

i'll just throw up that one random t-shirt (which i love) and trousers

ok, so this one was a bit difficult for me (i'm indecisive af) ause like when i was a kid, i had this crazy obsession with mermaids (the little mermaid phase lmao) but as i grew, i no longer am obsessed with em but vampires, ig i'm a vampire cause i literally have no social contact atp

"can i leave now?"

REGULAR. i can't imagine myself drinking plant milk tbh, what does it even taste like?

cereal lol

tw: body horror

(idk i just thought i need to put a tw for some reason) ok so i actually thought about these ideas just yesterday, but it seems more like a torture method i suppose? (i actually couldn't choose which one would be my fav so i wrote em all :D)

so i place the victim in a room with stiching items, sewing machines, sewing needles etc. the victim is supposed to build a replica of themselves, the catch? no mannequins are provided, and they must cut pieces of themselves and sew a version of their body with only mirrors to guide them if the mannequin doesn’t “look right,” the room resets. but their body doesn’t. it's kinda based on the themes of self-mutilation and perfectionism.

i replace their tendons with strings connected to a massive music box machine. each movement they make plays a dissonant note. if they don’t move, the machine tightens. if they move too much, it shreds their muscle. i'll call it a “performance.” and ofc i'll wear a conductor’s hat. (for the aesthetic), kinda based on the themse of artistic obsession, control and bodily autonomy

so i just kidnap someone, then i pull out their bones from the back stretching em out like wings, and then suspending them with those bones on a high surface, the more they scream, the more the wings are pulled apart eventually killing them. kinda based on body horror and religious cult typa symbolism.

THIS WAS SO FUN :D!!

open tags btw

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

[onesnoopyaday]

snoopy.exe 💻⌨🖱

Snoopy #10

11/10/2024

[nibbelraz]

Pls consider MBJ looking between his spy and his spy's didi and just trying to make sense of these two

POV: you are Mobei Jun looking at your loyal servant glare absolute murderous daggers at you while his younger brother (that you didn't know about) is just staring at you weirdly

[tshortik]

Cryptic visions of space and time...

[nami-moittli]

Ooh yeah I like these! Maybe Ruggie’s could be something like RunRagged to try and turn his username into his actual name, because again I do want to try and add that in where I can. Like he gets called Ragged at first but it eventually turns into Ruggie. Idk

I don’t really like what I gave Riddle, so throwing out other ideas could be RulebookofRiddles or RulebookforRiddles could be fun. TBH his full name could make a good username… idk

Thinking about my Twst x Minecraft AU again so here’s some random anecdotes from that:

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*Ruggie singing Hot To Go by Chappell Roan while chopping down trees*

*Another voice joins in. Ruggie stops for a moment as Kalim continues singing*

*The two then proceed to sing the song together while getting wood*

_—_—_

Leona, talking to his chat: “Why do I play with them if I hate them so much?”

Leona: Okay, come here, listen up, I’m going to tell you a secret:

Leona, whispering really close to the mic: I don’t actually hate them. If most of us actually hated each other, we wouldn’t be playing Minecraft together

Leona, speaking normally again: We were all friends before this, with people occasionally bringing new people into our group chat, and one day we decided ‘Hey, we all like watch Minecraft and stuff, why not make a SMP? We have enough people for it’

Leona: We all hate each other as a joke. It’s funny to us

Leona: “Who brought in famous in famous actor and model Vil Schoenheit?”

Leona: Oh fuck, I dunno. Rook, I think?

Leona: Yeah, he’s enough of a freak for that, yeah

Leona: Fuckin’ weirdo

_—_—_

Ace: Hey! Hey Riddle! Look at this!

*Riddle looks over at him. Ace makes direct eye contact (as much as you can with block people) pulls out a shovel and starts digging straight down*

*Riddle takes a deep breath, calmly takes out his sword, and jumps down the hole*

Ace: WAIT! WAIT I’M SORRY-

{Xx_-TrumpofHearts-_xX was slain by QueenRulebookofHearts using [Off With Your Head]}

{CrimsonSlumber: lol}

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*In the end, about to face the ender dragon*

Lilia: Does anyone else think about how tragic the ender dragon is? I mean, when you kill her, she drops her egg. There’s no other dragons. Just her and her baby. And you kill her and take her child as a reward. Where’s her mate? Gone? Dead? Who knows. Certainly not us.

Everyone else: …

Lilia and Ace at the same time: Anyway, let’s go kill this thing!/I’m going to push you off this ledge

Lilia: Please don’t, I don’t want to lose all my stuff

Deuce: Does anyone remember Purple Shep?

Malleus: I’m actually the son of the Ender Dragon

Leona: Is that really the lore that you want to make right now? Right before we kill her?

Malleus: Ah-

Sebek: At the very least he’s a Ender Dragon

Silver: Yeah, he’s definitely an Ender Dragon

Ruggie, snickering: So what I’m hearing is that your dad got custody in the divorce

Jamil: Ah, so you’re killing her for making her deal with your dad, I see, I see

Vil: That feels a bit extreme for that…

Idia: TBH ya’ll are talking like a bunch of people who don’t know you respawn the Ender Dragon lol

Lilia: Oh shit really?

Malleus, chuckling: Oh, yes, that’s it. I’m going to kill her and bring her back to life as revenge for my father

Cater: I cannot wait for the fan reception to this, they’re going to go crazy over this lore drop

Ortho: I’m going to go crazy over this lore drop!

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I think that’s about all? For now at least lol, I hope these were funny! Not sure if I’ll keep Ace and Riddle’s usernames tho

[kiivg]

.another Farid Thorne dress up [part 1].

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

[cametotheshowinsd]

So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong

👻🪦🕸️

[cnl0400]

As someone who wants an antagonist, I Guess like you said, it's more of a wishful thinking than, idk wanting God to materialize and fuck everything up? Maybe you could call It wanting a minor antagonist. Nightbringer as a antagonist sucks but tbh I can get behind the idea of a character who comes and makes life imposible for MC, the last tibits of S3NB implying that Barbatos/Nightbringer was doing all of this because of the threat of war between realms makes me put my hands in my face and scream. Like, It shouldn't be that serious lol. And the lack of current relevant angels/humans who have real reasons to go to war(?) makes me think in how the hell they think they could accomplish a storyline like that, maybe discontinuation was for the better(?) /j

But If I had to explain what would I want using examples within the game... This might be unpopular but I liked Lucifer's role in S1OG lol. Lucifer family drama Is what kept things interesing for most of S1. Sure, a lot of people hated Lucifer for this but tbh Lucifer was one of those characters that were fun to hate, and when he stopped being a hater to MC between arcs to act like he was MC most trusted friend (Ex. Satan-Lucifer bodyswapping arc)? Comedy gold. One of my favorite scenes in S1 Is the dancing scene between Lucifer & MC, I loved the tension there (especially because It follows to the scene where Solomon shares his magic with you 🫶 this man can't stop winning, even when undateable).

Same with Belphegor, I wouldn't have mind lesson 16 If It was like... Lesson 20? Lesson 26? I feel like the worst part of the arc Is the passing instead of Belphegor killing us, but a demon who hates humans and manipulated the MC in the Shadows feels like something you could explore in more than the two lessons they dedicated to Belphegor lol. I felt betrayed but Belphegor was doing as what the kids nowdays say, "farming hype moments & aura" So I forgive him.

It kinda makes me sad that after S1 we never had a character that was the equivalent to Lucifer-Belphegor S1, because I still think other characters had potential to be the "bad of the week" (ex. Mammon & Asmodeus, who used to be meaner/"worse" in S1) but after S1 everyone becomes too nice to each other, so me wanting an antagonist Is me wanting someone who can fill the gap that was left after S1 ended

And yeah, I agree 100% that character interactions are the real strength of Obey Me, it's such a shame that NB halted a lot of established dynamics they had in OG, because most of the focus in late NB became in the brothers as a family Unit instead of individual characters on their own, making them stopping having Life/friends outside the family Unit was one of NB biggest mistakes tbh. Yeah they're a family and they love each other, we don't need another arc to get this point across.

Since this questions pops up in the official survey, I'm actually curious what kind of stories the fandom 'likes'

like, the default answer it's always some variation of S1OG but they never especify exactly what they like about S1 so much so... what would the people around here would consider "Peak Obey Me"? like, something you read and say "This is what Obey Me is/Should be about"

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I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with