#idk I think I'm funny

[substitious-bastard]

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

[mysticdevils]

everyone at the all-japan youth training camp when kageyama so much as breathed

[yirima-chai]

School doodle (it's Ford)

[sharpth1ng]

Stu:

Billy:

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Billy:

[felixvanhuss]

YOU'RE A KID NOW

YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

[semiotomatics]

i want you all to appreciate the song i chose for my meds alarm

[iiced-ventii]

Hey guys? Quick pronoun question; how do you use kiss/my/ass pronouns? I heard Ted Cruz uses those pronouns and I don't want to disrespect ass's pronouns.

[m1ssunderstanding]

POV you accidentally hit each of the Beatles with your car

John: Oooowww! Fuck you, you cunt! Stupid looking car by the way--what? No, I'm fine I'm just embarrassed to have been hit by such a lame-ass car, for fucks sake, there should be an idiot test before anyone's allowed a licence!

Paul: ouch! What? No, not ouch, sorry no, I said how charming! Is that a vintage car? Tell me all about it!

George: Ow! Fuck, that hurt! I'm suing you, Hare Krishna.

Ringo(pre-sobriety): lol did you just hit me? You're hilarious, no no I didn't even feel it, don't bother.

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

I know it's really funny to imagine Ikkan/Quinn never wanting anything to do with Squid Squad or it's members again, but I think it would be equally as funny for him to not want anything to do with the band but still be EXTREMELY protective of his former bandmates.

Like

Beika, talking shit about Squid Squad yet again - Yeah, Nami is such a loser, we all know that her weird eye mask isn't just "something she was born with", what a liar!

Ikkan, grabbing the little shit by the collar with murderous intent - listen here you little troll, Nami is literally the sweetest girl I've ever met and if you talk shit about her again, I'll rip out your eyes and make them into earrings for your girlfriend.

Kikura - oh sweet I need a new pair of eyeball earrings....

Beika, both in terror and offended - KIKURA?!

[philomaela]

Guy who has only read The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, reading his second book: Getting a lot of hero’s journey vibes from this...

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[tending-the-hearth]

the amount of times i replay the noah section of "generations" shouldn't be legal

[eddiemunsonsmum]

Have you guys read Spontaneous Eruptions? Just like a totally unrelated question.. that I have for you all... on this post.