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army dreamers

codywan week day 2 - tatooine husbands (+baby luke)

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Absolute Martian Manhunter (2025) #1

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry

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every time i drink water i imagine i am pouring liquid into an ant colony and i can feel it filling up every crevice and drowning all the ants.

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HELP MOSSNIS FUJIOSHING OUT WITH THIS DRUNK GIRL AT A PARTY

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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in light of the latest issue

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seen people saying it on here before but i genuinely really do hope that john jones never gets involved with any crossovers or anything like that. he needs to stay in his little 12-issue miniseries forever. i do not trust any other writer with writing him in a competent way and i do not need him shoved into a traditional superhero narrative. he needs to stay at home and maintain poor communication with his wife and kid forever

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There's a guy in my local LARP scene who looks ASTONISHINGLY like you (it is genuinely uncanny), and his larp character dresses exactly like Jonny D'Ville right down to the eye makeup. I asked him once and he has never heard of the mechanisms.

Just thought you should know about your weird Australian larping doppelganger.

If you love me, you will kill this man.