#idek what this is ngl

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the og context was about screen protectors btw

first draft i did on my phone with my finger under the cut

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*DJ Khalid Voice* Anotha one:

[eternallyhyucks]

your type | choi beomgyu (fluff, wc: 482)

— note: hi :D got super bored and have been real obsessed w beomgyu lately so here is this,, not proofread at all btw LOL

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“okay don’t look now but the guy across the room looks like exactly like your type”

slightly looking up, you see the prettiest boy you’d ever laid your eyes on. you turn your head to look at your friend, taehyun, and both of your eyes widen as you smile.

taehyun picks up his phone and starts typing up a message for you.

“you have to go talk to him, y/n”

you see your phone light up and pick it up while looking at him confused.

“oh my god i can’t do that” you type back

“why not”

“because i can’t😭 i never can it’s too embarassing”

“WHO CARES”

“ME”

taehyun puts his phone down and looks up, sighing.

“y/n please” he said shaking his head, “when will you get this chance again, he’s very much your type”

you think for a little bit before saying, “hmm fine let’s go.” you stand up and taehyun looks at you with a blank stare.

“come on before i change my mind”

the two of you stood up and slowly made your way towards the pretty boy and his (also pretty) friend. as you got closer, the boy turned his head to look over at you.

“fuck he’s looking at us” you whisper to taehyun

“yeah he’s looking at me because we’re friends” he said with a smirk.

you stopped walking. “what-”

“TAEHYUN” you were cut off by the two boys calling your friend’s name.

confused, you quickly walked to catch up to them. after quickly glaring at taehyun, you smile at the two other boys.

“hi i’m y/n, nice to meet you”

the second pretty boy spoke up first. “i’m yeonjun, this is beomgyu”

pursing his lips, the first pretty boy, who is now called beomgyu, says, “i can speak for myself, thank you very much, but yes i am pretty hi beomgyu- no i am beomgyu hi y/n”

taehyun rolls his eyes, “nice job beomgyu i think that was the one”

“i tried” beomgyu laughs.

you smile brightly at him and say, “it was pretty corny but i probably wouldn’t have said anything better”

“oh did you come over to flirt with me?” he teases.

“well no-”

“she did” taehyun chimes in.

“i did NOT, he’s the one that told me i should come over in the first place” you shoot him yet another glare.

ignoring it again, he continues, “yeah and why did i say it? you think i should tell him?”

“tell me what” beomgyu said smiling.

“tell you nothing! hey you wanna get some pretzels, i saw they made fresh ones when we were walking in” you say changing the subject and starting to walk away.

beomgyu follows you, “tell me what, hey wait slow down TELL ME WHAT!!!”

taehyun and yeonjun, now sitting down next to each other, watch as the two of you walked out laughing.

“we’re good”

“too good”

©eternallyhyucks

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[malenchka]

cat got his tongue

[draculpyre]

leaders and their tiny companions with silly nicknames

[poolboyservice]

"DID is rare!" "Systems are rare, so you must be faking!!"

Cool but at its smallest the amount of people diagnosed with DID is 1.5% of the world, already bigger than the recorded % of autistic people, transgender people, and gingers, but still lower than the amount of recorded intersex people. You also are not considering OSDD, which even on the low end of the spectrum, is about 6% of the world, 8.5% on the higher end.

So when combining OSDD and DID together to somewhat determine the % of systems in general that are in the world, it ranges from 7.5% to 10% of the world.

If those percentages alone do not convince you, here is each percentage I just listed as the actual numbers to help you realize how big these numbers actually are: note that this is all approximated whilst using 2022's record for the world population, so results may vary or be mildly outdated.

1.5% (DID's world percentage) = 119,265,000 people

6% (Low End of OSDD's world percentage) = 477,060,000 people

8.5% (High End of OSDD's world percentage) = 675,835,000 people

7.5% (Minimum percentage of systems, combining OSDD and DID systems) 596,325,000 people

10% (Maximum percentage of systems, combining OSDD and DID systems) = 795,100,000 people

You gloat on how DID is only 1% and such a teeny weeny population, yet you never actually calculate how big 1 percent of the entire world is. Even if it was 0.5%, it's still pretty big, as you can already see with 1% of the world population. With the percentage of the world population with DID alone, it is bigger than the system tik tok community, system tumblr community, system youtube community, and any other community for systems combined. Get a better excuse to fakeclaim and verbally abuse disabled people online, thank you.

*note: if i did get anything massively wrong, please do let me know, so i can either edit this post or delete it if there's too much errors.

[kitorin]

I WANNA GET HIS NUMBER

[uhm-hi]

first time trying digital....wip of wet noodle duck dad <3 vivzie pls give us lucifer with his hair down i beg u

[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Tbh the Trigun fic where Wolfwood refers to his and Vash’s ability to survive getting shot as a higher tolerance for lead poisoning than Meryl has might have rewired my brain a little bit

[peace0of0art]

monkey king 2009 animation taking over my life fr

also have some Jade doodles because she IS that bitch 🫶✨ and she’s gonna be so sick of their bs, she’s 100% shi hou’s big sis fr

[saryasy]

just made a giant jar of pesto having never tasted it before so I don't even know how close or far I am 😭

[brnwynkl]

I am currently surviving on 0 hours of sleep, sertraline, a smoothie, and a whole lot of metalcore music. I'm going to fight god.

[aaniag]

Guess who's bias wrecking me......

[emmanuel-josephine]

No one else is making videos as simultaneously wholesome and fucked as Masaru the diver. He butchered and ate everything here because hes a madlad and I'm obsessed with what he does. Who else is going to fillet a forbidden creature? Who else is going to make deepsea fish mucus ASMR?? He ate that fucking random blue hunk of fat. (it felt like silicone and tasted disgusting.)

[skz-miroh]

Michael Sheen has THE prettiest side profile to exist