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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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#fancomic shitposting#back when you could get a decent hault#with five bucks in change#and knowing the secret code to release all the items#in terms of just like proTEIN per sq inch#Mikey was unusually ripped#to ME#i dunno that GAINZ lifestyle#but bayMikey looked like he shoved full watermelons in his arms#like bro#for what#big as my actual human head#and for what#they sure DID put the Mutant in TMNT in the bay movies#fun fact#ideally ninja were under 5'#and under around 160lbs#because it was a stealth#and infiltration job#Raph showed he can't even sneak in vents#he got STUCK#not a great thing for a ninja#like a greased eel#is the ninja modus operandi#gently bullying Mikey#baby sibling solidarity
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#polls#not looking for scientific facts on whats the right thing to do#but what you learned as common sense from your family/culture#personally we wash literally everything before cooking#rice#meat#vegetables etc#but i have heard its not really ideal for meat bc of the protein or whatever#and technically cooking would do its job of sanitizing it i guess#but i do it anyway lmao
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I love apples so much but if I eat them by themselves they make my tummy feel bluh.... So I have to cook them or eat them with other foods and while I love apple slices and peanut butter sometimes I just want the apples
#but i do digest them better paired with fat and protein#so peanut butter is ideal#i also love the taste of apples and peanut butter#but today i just wanted the apple and now my stomach is like ... where is the fat and protein? we will make you burp for this!#w34ry words
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today is a big ol’ NO for me.
#I’m pretty sure I’m getting sick#and I somehow tweaked my ankle even worse#and I’m freaking starving because all I’ve had today was a protein shake at like 7 this morning and I still have 4 hrs left of work#and the only thing I have to eat is an oatmeal packet which isn’t ideal and I’m pretty sure I will murder the next person who speaks to me#which will be difficult because I do talk to patients for my job#ramblings#personal
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I think everyone who does home baking should learn a few easy substitutes for milk & eggs...I accidentally left my soy milk at my petsitting client's house with a big order to fulfill today & was panicking until I remembered I can just whip up some oat milk 🙏
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what are good recipes to make in a teeny tiny slow cooker (2 quarts)
#ideally something high protein so i can eat it before longsword class#i'm going grocery shopping tomorrow so i'm trying to figure out what i'm *gonna* be hungry for#always tough
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anyway ! i hope everyone’s had a lovely meal/snack today !! 🍽️😋
#what’s d food!!!!#or whats ur ideal meal / snack rn!!!!!!!#i eat the same scrambled eggs & sometimes tuna in the morning 😭#(high protein & im a creature of habit when it comes to food…)#i talked so much again
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to-night i am very excited to go home because we got the part on the fridge fixed (weve been stuck using a minifridge since xmas) which means now we have ample food for me to Meal Prep for the first time ever
#no more sad walmart salads for mee#actually i quite like them i think theyre good but#itll be cheaper hopefully and also ideally lower cal so i can eat more of it#trying to up my protein intake it is far too little too late but also mmm chiken#and i can add a bunch more new different shit into it im gonna be honest ive just been dumping a pound of cauliflower and garlic into my#same chef salad most days and being like. itadakimasu
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anyway i'm someone who is generally anti juice cleanse (or really anything that claims to "clean" your insides)
however i'm specifically looking into short term specialized diets to help promote colon health, and i know that full liquid diets can be recommended, and within that framework, i'm wondering if the stuff available for "juice cleanses" might actually be the healthiest way to approach a full liquid diet
but i am having such a hard time finding actual studies/evidence of the impact this diet can have bc the search results are so saturated by misinformation from fad diets
#personal#like i'm just going with basic logic here#the best way to get your nutritients is through regular foods#that ideally aren't super processed#so if you're trying to reduce strain on your colon by consuming mainly liquids#wouldn't the healthiest liquids be fruits and veggies?#and also broth of course which will add in much needed protein if you're doing that more than a few days#like i think this is a pretty safe way to look at things?
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For anyone else who was wondering about the cooking of the shrimp, cos searching "lemon cooks shrimp" was pulling up less explanations and more recipes for grilling shrimp with lemon, personally
#vids#undescribed#reblog#thank u user bruisepristine in the replies for saying it Denatures the proteins to make it Look cooked but is not necessarily the same as#like. u know. grilling that thang#seems like its something u can get away with if ur not immunocompromised but if u are immunocompromised#or just nervous you might want to cook it some other way as well#i wondered if it had something to do with denaturing proteins but wasnt sure and looking it was not giving me the bouncing off point#i was hoping for. such as like a wikipedia page for the method of 'cooking' which wouldve been ideal for me lol#i was being as value neutral as i could w the comments and saving my picky eater judgement for the tags:#i aint fuckin w raw anything. set it aflame#okay thats it#this is stressful to watch but good vibe. certainly more powerful than me in a kitchen#image id in alt text#but the vid is still undescribed sorry. she talks so fast and im monolingual so im gonna. let someone else attempt that
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i love starting my period!!! i feel like i am dying!!!!!!!!!!!
#AUGH#this is what i get for burning the candle at both ends for a few weeks i think#also eating basically no protein for a week#whoops#my pasta last week had no meat in it#so#not ideal to be eating every night for 8 nights
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wailing!!! weeping!!!!
#it turns out that when you burn yourself out on purpose one week then you're burned out and you can't go to dnd the next week!!!!#i wish i worked remote this morning like i was thinking about doing; this day has been absolute ass#should have trusted my damn body and maybe i wouldn't have had to realize while on the road that i ideally shouldn't have been driving#i was all the way into a silent migraine and it completely fucks my ability to do anything but suffer#everything i try to do is multitasking: 20% of my brain on the actual task and 80% on trying to gather and maintain enough focus to do it#it feels very similar to being a little drunk or a lot sleep deprived which. both not states you should be working or driving in#i wanna cry and scream bc i decided to push my limits and if i didn't i might have been able to get my shit fixed in time to have fun#now instead i have to drink a protein smoothie and try to sleep as much as i can
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apparently this buldak version is 8k SHU, no wonder I feel like slowly morphing into something higher than my usual poor human being.
#a very personal post#for legal reason I'm fine#binge watched some things while eating this monstrosity#ideal end of this hectic day which included shopping for a pinacolada dessert on the opposite side of the city#only three left wondering if people are buying it because of green man or because of cheap price or because of the flavor#there was also a mango option but price was higher for both protein and not protein versions ;-; but ig I'll try this one as the next one#i think... maybe writing short fanfic with buldak eating wouldn't be a bad idea... xD
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okay like two out of three of my cats are like… on death’s door basically despite them being all roughly the same age and sharing the same genetics (mother aged 16, son and daughter aged 15) and while i’ve accepted that i’ll be exceptionally lucky to get even another year or two with the momma cat (bonded to me) and that her son (bonded to my mom) is not too far behind… despite being the runt 15 years ago, the daughter (also bonded to me) is still quite spry and in good health so i literally tell her sometimes like you’d better live til you’re 20. i need at least five more years with you and also some time in between you and your mom dying. please.
#having old pets is sad#however i could not imagine willfully abandoning an elderly pet#which like… seems like it goes without saying but a lot of people do just decide their pet is too old and surrender it to a shelter#and miss daughter kitty was abandoned at like 10/11 by my cousin she did actually leave our household for a while#like who does that…#i mean no complaints i wanted to keep her when she was a kitten so i was more than happy to take her back but dude after ten years?#and she’s not even old in a sad way yet. and i’ve had her for an additional 4-5 years since#i mean it had something to do with her needing more attention after her other brother died and my cousin having kids and the cat probably#was not crazy about the kids she is very much a grumpy old lady even if she’s still lowkey a crackhead like a much younger cat#she is fat as fuck rn but idk what to do about that while the other two are still alive#like if we feed her less she will just steal more of their food than she already does because theyre too busy having arthritis to go eat#but like… we can’t just feed them less because they have a reduced appetite they still need to fucking eat…#so idk she’ll be going on a diet eventually but it’s not presently feasible#before i moved back in her diet was really strict because she hated my roomie’s cat so much she literally lived exclusively in my bedroom#so like i can adequately manage her diet when she’s not being a thief… but idk how to explain theft to a cat#at least i got her off iams dude idk what is in that shit but weaning her onto better food took at least six months and a lot of vomitting#like not ideal that she’s becoming obese again but she was this fat when i got her too (bc high carb iams diet)#HOWEVER her energy levels (while they’ve dropped since she was a healthy weight) are still wayy higher than when i got her#so getting fat from her high end gluten free purina and her relatives’ prescription hypoallergenic kibble and wet food for extra protein…#every other day (which has kept her from developing any visible muscle degeneration tyvm) is evidently healthier than being iams fat
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Vayalfoods Tuvaram paruppu providing plant-based protein, fiber, and antioxidants. Our Toor Dhal are carefully selected and processed to ensure maximum nutrition and flavor, and are ideal for use in a variety of Asian dishes.
#Vayalfoods Tuvaram paruppu providing plant-based protein#fiber#and antioxidants. Our Toor Dhal are carefully selected and processed to ensure maximum nutrition and flavor#and are ideal for use in a variety of Asian dishes
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