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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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wow.... so the joy can be just being on the board......
#got on the board to practice a bit#couldnt really practice ollies cos i was wearing a long dress and couldnt see my feet lmao#but when i got a good roll in and its u and the wind making ur dress billow....#made me remember u dont have to be good at something to enjoy it LMAO#anyway again ideally theres somewhere relatively flat#that i can just roll around without having to go to the skatepark#hopefully the penny board expands my options with the bigger/softer wheels#i was also gonna have a nice drink but an unexpected arcade visit made me sweat and i ended up just#exercising and having a protein shake instead LMAO#which might be overboard cos later its tacos. maybe i can have a drink after all#turning this into a public diary..
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#fancomic shitposting#back when you could get a decent hault#with five bucks in change#and knowing the secret code to release all the items#in terms of just like proTEIN per sq inch#Mikey was unusually ripped#to ME#i dunno that GAINZ lifestyle#but bayMikey looked like he shoved full watermelons in his arms#like bro#for what#big as my actual human head#and for what#they sure DID put the Mutant in TMNT in the bay movies#fun fact#ideally ninja were under 5'#and under around 160lbs#because it was a stealth#and infiltration job#Raph showed he can't even sneak in vents#he got STUCK#not a great thing for a ninja#like a greased eel#is the ninja modus operandi#gently bullying Mikey#baby sibling solidarity
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#polls#not looking for scientific facts on whats the right thing to do#but what you learned as common sense from your family/culture#personally we wash literally everything before cooking#rice#meat#vegetables etc#but i have heard its not really ideal for meat bc of the protein or whatever#and technically cooking would do its job of sanitizing it i guess#but i do it anyway lmao
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I love apples so much but if I eat them by themselves they make my tummy feel bluh.... So I have to cook them or eat them with other foods and while I love apple slices and peanut butter sometimes I just want the apples
#but i do digest them better paired with fat and protein#so peanut butter is ideal#i also love the taste of apples and peanut butter#but today i just wanted the apple and now my stomach is like ... where is the fat and protein? we will make you burp for this!#w34ry words
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today is a big ol’ NO for me.
#I’m pretty sure I’m getting sick#and I somehow tweaked my ankle even worse#and I’m freaking starving because all I’ve had today was a protein shake at like 7 this morning and I still have 4 hrs left of work#and the only thing I have to eat is an oatmeal packet which isn’t ideal and I’m pretty sure I will murder the next person who speaks to me#which will be difficult because I do talk to patients for my job#ramblings#personal
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I think everyone who does home baking should learn a few easy substitutes for milk & eggs...I accidentally left my soy milk at my petsitting client's house with a big order to fulfill today & was panicking until I remembered I can just whip up some oat milk 🙏
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what are good recipes to make in a teeny tiny slow cooker (2 quarts)
#ideally something high protein so i can eat it before longsword class#i'm going grocery shopping tomorrow so i'm trying to figure out what i'm *gonna* be hungry for#always tough
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anyway ! i hope everyone’s had a lovely meal/snack today !! 🍽️😋
#what’s d food!!!!#or whats ur ideal meal / snack rn!!!!!!!#i eat the same scrambled eggs & sometimes tuna in the morning 😭#(high protein & im a creature of habit when it comes to food…)#i talked so much again
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to-night i am very excited to go home because we got the part on the fridge fixed (weve been stuck using a minifridge since xmas) which means now we have ample food for me to Meal Prep for the first time ever
#no more sad walmart salads for mee#actually i quite like them i think theyre good but#itll be cheaper hopefully and also ideally lower cal so i can eat more of it#trying to up my protein intake it is far too little too late but also mmm chiken#and i can add a bunch more new different shit into it im gonna be honest ive just been dumping a pound of cauliflower and garlic into my#same chef salad most days and being like. itadakimasu
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i love starting my period!!! i feel like i am dying!!!!!!!!!!!
#AUGH#this is what i get for burning the candle at both ends for a few weeks i think#also eating basically no protein for a week#whoops#my pasta last week had no meat in it#so#not ideal to be eating every night for 8 nights
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wailing!!! weeping!!!!
#it turns out that when you burn yourself out on purpose one week then you're burned out and you can't go to dnd the next week!!!!#i wish i worked remote this morning like i was thinking about doing; this day has been absolute ass#should have trusted my damn body and maybe i wouldn't have had to realize while on the road that i ideally shouldn't have been driving#i was all the way into a silent migraine and it completely fucks my ability to do anything but suffer#everything i try to do is multitasking: 20% of my brain on the actual task and 80% on trying to gather and maintain enough focus to do it#it feels very similar to being a little drunk or a lot sleep deprived which. both not states you should be working or driving in#i wanna cry and scream bc i decided to push my limits and if i didn't i might have been able to get my shit fixed in time to have fun#now instead i have to drink a protein smoothie and try to sleep as much as i can
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apparently this buldak version is 8k SHU, no wonder I feel like slowly morphing into something higher than my usual poor human being.
#a very personal post#for legal reason I'm fine#binge watched some things while eating this monstrosity#ideal end of this hectic day which included shopping for a pinacolada dessert on the opposite side of the city#only three left wondering if people are buying it because of green man or because of cheap price or because of the flavor#there was also a mango option but price was higher for both protein and not protein versions ;-; but ig I'll try this one as the next one#i think... maybe writing short fanfic with buldak eating wouldn't be a bad idea... xD
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okay like two out of three of my cats are like… on death’s door basically despite them being all roughly the same age and sharing the same genetics (mother aged 16, son and daughter aged 15) and while i’ve accepted that i’ll be exceptionally lucky to get even another year or two with the momma cat (bonded to me) and that her son (bonded to my mom) is not too far behind… despite being the runt 15 years ago, the daughter (also bonded to me) is still quite spry and in good health so i literally tell her sometimes like you’d better live til you’re 20. i need at least five more years with you and also some time in between you and your mom dying. please.
#having old pets is sad#however i could not imagine willfully abandoning an elderly pet#which like… seems like it goes without saying but a lot of people do just decide their pet is too old and surrender it to a shelter#and miss daughter kitty was abandoned at like 10/11 by my cousin she did actually leave our household for a while#like who does that…#i mean no complaints i wanted to keep her when she was a kitten so i was more than happy to take her back but dude after ten years?#and she’s not even old in a sad way yet. and i’ve had her for an additional 4-5 years since#i mean it had something to do with her needing more attention after her other brother died and my cousin having kids and the cat probably#was not crazy about the kids she is very much a grumpy old lady even if she’s still lowkey a crackhead like a much younger cat#she is fat as fuck rn but idk what to do about that while the other two are still alive#like if we feed her less she will just steal more of their food than she already does because theyre too busy having arthritis to go eat#but like… we can’t just feed them less because they have a reduced appetite they still need to fucking eat…#so idk she’ll be going on a diet eventually but it’s not presently feasible#before i moved back in her diet was really strict because she hated my roomie’s cat so much she literally lived exclusively in my bedroom#so like i can adequately manage her diet when she’s not being a thief… but idk how to explain theft to a cat#at least i got her off iams dude idk what is in that shit but weaning her onto better food took at least six months and a lot of vomitting#like not ideal that she’s becoming obese again but she was this fat when i got her too (bc high carb iams diet)#HOWEVER her energy levels (while they’ve dropped since she was a healthy weight) are still wayy higher than when i got her#so getting fat from her high end gluten free purina and her relatives’ prescription hypoallergenic kibble and wet food for extra protein…#every other day (which has kept her from developing any visible muscle degeneration tyvm) is evidently healthier than being iams fat
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Vayalfoods Tuvaram paruppu providing plant-based protein, fiber, and antioxidants. Our Toor Dhal are carefully selected and processed to ensure maximum nutrition and flavor, and are ideal for use in a variety of Asian dishes.
#Vayalfoods Tuvaram paruppu providing plant-based protein#fiber#and antioxidants. Our Toor Dhal are carefully selected and processed to ensure maximum nutrition and flavor#and are ideal for use in a variety of Asian dishes
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🎀 The It Girl Lifestyle Guide 🎀
hi girlies! this guide is a part of the big series: The Ultimate It-Girlism Guide. in this mini guide i'll be including all things health, morning/nighttime routines, and more!
How to create your ideal morning / night / any other routine:
Here’s a mini step by step guide to curating a routine that works specifically for YOU, tailored to your own needs and wants. This can be for any routine u wanna create: morning, night, after school, after work, before school/ work, etc etc.
Apps / things needed:
ChatGPT (or an AI like that- it’s not completely necessary but it’s useful)
Notes app / docs app. (Or a pen and paper- this will be to write down the routine!)
Calendar app (optional tbh)
Ok so first off: decide what you want in your routine. Make a list in no particular order of what you need/ want in the routine.
Some examples:
Once you’ve created this list, you’re pretty much half way done. In this next part you can use chat GPT to make it easier, or use your own mind.
The next thing to do is: ask chatGPT to make a routine with the steps u wanted.
Make sure to mention what time your routine starts and ends. And if there’s anything you want to change, you can just ask the AI or make those changes yourself!
The last step is to write it down!
You can either write it down on the notes app, docs, on a journal/ piece of paper, anything that’s easily accessible to you. I heavily recommend writing it down somewhere, but if you dont want to you can…
Put it into your calander. This can help you be a bit more organised, but it’s not completely needed. As long as it’s written down somewhere- so you dont need to always remember it- you’re good.
Health and wellness
In this section, i will be talking about fitness, mental health and physical health. I will mention some useful tips to finally start, how to overcome procrastination, and how to take care of that area of your body.
1. FITNESS.
Numero uno: fitness! I’m not going to go yapping on about how fitness is so important- im assuming you all know that by now. But let me just remind you that staying fit is not only exercising or going to the gym everyday. It can be: running, going for a walk, playing a sport, yoga, pilates, dancing, cycling, and THE LIST GOES ON. DO anything that moves your body and gets you fit!
Here are some tips to help you get started:
Start small. Set small goals first. Set SMART goals
Choose the activities you enjoy. Like i mentioned earlier, there’s tons of ways to stay fit- cycling, running, swimming, yoga, dance, sports, etc. etc. (if you like, joining a class or working out with friends can help you stay motivated!)
Stay consistent. I know i know, this is said everywhere. But there is no progress without consistency. Even if you can’t do a whole workout one day, try and do 10 jumping jacks, or 5 pushups. Do whatever you can. Remember: 1% is better than 0.
Create a vision board. You can create one yourself, or find tons of them off Pinterest. Vision boards will make the process so much more fun and will certainly motivate you.
Set a reward system. Tell yourself: if you do this high intensity workout now, you can go to the spa later or watch tv.
Find a why. This goes for like everything tbh. If your why is big enough, you are capable of doing anything (even finding that lost book that you owe the library!) basically, are you doing this to get ripped? With tons of abs, or to get strong and impress people? Or are you doing this to boost your self esteem and improve your health?
2. FOOD & NUTRITION.
Balanced diet: eat the rainbow! Meaning- eat meals with a variety of different colours. Fruits, vegetables, proteins, carbohydrates, etc. it’s completely alright to eat a chocolate, but remember: EVERYTHING IN MODERATION.
Hydration: aim for at least 8 glasses of water a day. Trust me, drinking the magical potion that is water will help you SO much! It can help you clear your skin, have pink uncrusty lips, keep you fit and soooo much more.
Mindful eating: in the book IKIGAI it is said that you should only eat until you’re 80% full. Not 100%. Why? Because the time it takes for you to digest the food will have already made you extremely full. You may even have a stomachache. Studies also show that cutting back on calories can lead to better heart health, longevity, and weight loss.
Here are some tips to manage cravings:
Find healthier alternatives. If you are craving something sweet like chocolate, have something like a sweet fruit. If you crave something salty, try nuts. If you can’t think of any, search up some healthier alternatives to it!
Create more friction for junk, and less friction for healthy. This concept was said in the book Atomic Habits by James Clear. What does it mean? Make sure that it takes a lot of energy to get the unhealthy junk food. Maybe keep them high up in a cupboard so whenever you want it you have to go get a ladder, climb up, and then get it. And keep the healthy food in easy reach. Like some fruits open on a table, etc. (also remember to keep some actually yummy healthy food like Greek yogurt or protein bars.)
Distract yourself. Go do a workout or engage your mind in a hobby that you enjoy. Basically take your mind off food.
Yummy water. Make some lemonade for yourself. Or perhaps add slices of lemon, cucumber, mint or strawberries to it for some flavours. I’d do some research on this cus i know that some combos can rly help for things like clearing your skin, boosting energy, etc.
3. MENTAL HEALTH
Taking care of your mental health is just as important as taking care of your physical health. It affects how we think, feel and act and also determines how we handle stress, relate to others, relationships, etc.
Of course there will be ups and downs for our mental health. It’s not something that you can just fix once and it’ll be good forever. No, it’s a rollercoaster. But having a “good” mental health is really important for a successful lifestyle.
Here are some tips to help you improve your mental health:
Meditation / deep breathing. I can’t emphasise how important this is. Even 1-2 minutes a day is good. Start small. You dont even need to be sitting crossed legged for this. Whether you’re in class, on a vehicle or in a stressful situation; just breathe. Take a deep breath, and out. Do it right now.
Journalling. Write. It. Out. Writing your problems and worries out is SOO therapeutic, especially when you want to calm down. There are SO MANY benefits to journalling. But remember that once you’ve ranted on the paper, tear it, rip it, and watch it burn. (Don’t keep a journal for this unless you KNOW 150% that no ones ever gonna read it. Trust me, it’s terrifying knowing that someone’s read that.) other things you can do is create a gratitude journal, so whenever you’re feeling low you can just go to it or write in it.
Self careee!! Create time for self care in your week. Because if you do that, it’s gonna be that one thing which you’ll be looking forward to each week, which will make life SO much more fun and bearable. For me, my forms of self care are watching thewizardliz or tam Kaur, reading, watching a movie at night, etc.
POSITIVE. SELF. TALK. Need i say more? What you say to yourself, is what you believe. And what you believe reflects in your external life.
Sing your heart out to Olivia Rodrigo. I swear this is actually so calming and therapeutic. Basically: express your feelings. If you’re angry at someone, feeling grief or really hurt by someone, screaming to Olivia Rodrigo songs in my bedroom is my go-to (i just make sure not to do it when others can here hehe). You can punch your pillow, scream, cry, etc.
Remember honey: this too will pass. Repeat that over in your head. This will pass. This will pass. This will pass. I know you may be going through the toughest time ever, but this too will pass. Nothing is forever. You’ve gotten through so much worse. You’ve got this.
!! Girls, please remember that these are just some tips. I am NOT a professional. If you really feel horrible every single day, go to therapy or counselling. Also contact mental health hotlines or emergency numbers if needed.
Mkay thats it! I hope this was of some value to you, and stay tuned for the next guide in the it girl series!
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