#id be down for both of them

[deltaruminations]

sorry but i can’t stop thinking about Teen Gaster…… his name is Wingdings T. Skeleton and he is not an eldritch 666 mysteryman yet he is just a boy and he has never had friends before

[primrosesafterdawn]

Okay but reading a fic where it’s like a fluffy timeskip of a canon setting but said canon setting is like really brutal and the characters still fuckin hate each other’s guts always makes me smile because like the author really said fuck it and went “yeah we don’t know how they got here and I really don’t want to get into it so anyways here’s a kidfic where they’re in love and happily married and being domestic and all that sappy shit”

[detectivekirigirislays]

its canon that according to percy, the gods post abt aphrodite and ares on tumblr

what if poseidon and athena shared a tumblr acc and posted abt every moment aphrodite and ares were caught cheating on the olympus broadcasting news

[hella1975]

will never fail to baffle me the times customers choose to bother you like when i was stood in my section with fuck all to do because all of my tables were sorted for the moment you had NOTHING to say to me but when im balancing murderous intent and three main course meals in my hands you think that's a perfect time to tell me you want to pay. i want you to pay too. pay me. directly. in cash

[pocket-prosecutor]

this started as an incoherent rant in the server but now I'm obsessed so have a Wereshifer Miles AU one-shot (tl;dr: Edgeworth shrinks to about 6 inches every time the sun goes down)

set after the timeskip in AA5. Edgeworth and Wright live together. Edgeworth's nightly shrinking is part of their routine at this point.

the part with Phoenix getting back on the couch and talking about how Miles makes him feel is a bit that @callie-flower came up with in the server and I really wanted to use that ahh ;;;

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They were sitting on the couch after work. It was a nice day, with the late evening sun still filling the room with a golden glow. In the back, a record player was playing a slow, soothing album.

Suddenly, Phoenix shot up. He looked at Edgeworth with eager eyes.

"Wright, what is-"

"Dance with me."

"W...Now? The sun is almost down, I don't think- h-hey!"

Before Edgeworth could say more, Phoenix pulled him from the couch.

"Just for a bit. Come on, we rarely do this."

Edgeworth stared at Phoenix for a few seconds before smiling and complying to his request.

"Alright, just for a bit then."

They held each other and slow-danced to the music playing in the room for a few minutes, relishing the closeness of the other.

"...Phoenix, it's time, we should st-"

But Phoenix pulled Edgeworth closer, locking eyes with him.

"Phoe- please I'm already losing height."

"Just a little more, Miles."

Edgeworth was making a second attempt to get back to sitting down in a safer spot. But Phoenix wasn't about to let go.

Then it clicked.

"Oh."

Edgeworth relaxed. They kept dancing, although Phoenix had to adjust the way he held his partner as he slowly shrunk down. Phoenix realised it must have looked somewhat silly, but he didn't care.

Within a minute, Edgeworth was too small to even hold Phoenix in his arms. Yet Phoenix was not ready to let go. He picked Edgeworth up the moment he was small enough. Edgeworth looked at him with surprised eyes. He lost the last few inches of his height whilst being held in Phoenix's hands, who had never held Edgeworth while he shrunk before. The experience took them both a little aback.

"I could hold you like this forever, you know." Phoenix said, breaking a short silence.

Edgeworth wasn't sure what to say. He adjusted his position to lay more stable in Phoenix's hands. Then he looked up. Their eyes locked again and Edgeworth took in the sight of Phoenix's face so up close.

He let out a sigh. "Your freckles are exceptionally visible from here." he said half seriously, to break the awkward tension he felt.

Phoenix's heart skipped a beat. Now he was the one who was at a loss of words. He'd held Edgeworth before at nights, but that was mostly to help him get around the house. The sight of his partner laying down in his hands. So small and fragile. And Miles literally trusted him with his whole life in this moment.

Eventually he managed to utter: "God, I want to kiss you so badly right now."

"You- What now?"

"... please?"

Again, Edgeworth was unsure what to say. What was Phoenix thinking? This was one of the worst moments for Phoenix to play the romantic fool.

Wasn't it?

...

Edgeworth smiled.

"Okay."

"Wait really?"

He stood up in Phoenix's palms and nodded. "Really."

Phoenix didn't wait until Edgeworth could change his mind. He brought his hands closer to his face as gently as possible. His lips covered Edgeworth's entire face, and Edgeworth tried his best not to fall over. To keep his balance, he wrapped his arms around Phoenix's cheeks, and kissed him back as well as he could despite his size.

Phoenix gently drew back his hands, which made Edgeworth fall over on his palms. As he laid there, staring at Phoenix, he smiled.

"The song stopped playing already, you know."

"I don't care." As Phoenix said that, he cupped Edgeworth against his chest and moved to music that was not longer playing. Edgeworth listened to Phoenix's heartbeat and relaxed.

When Phoenix was done, he fell back on the couch, keeping Edgeworth close to his chest.

"Do you hear that Miles? This is how you make me feel all the time."

Edgeworth moved to lay on his back on Phoenix's chest and let out a heavy sigh. He never thought of shrinking every night as anything positive. It was always a burden to him, and now he often felt like a burden to Phoenix. Being showered in affection like this felt...good.

Really good.

Maybe this wasn't so bad after all.

They sat like this for a while, both contemplating what just happened, until one of them spoke up:

"We could do this more often."

[doomsdayradio]

i wake up everyday and amatonormativity

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

updated these a while ago so thought i might as well post them! Not that they are very tidy or coherent lmao but at least theyre.. colourful? lol

(template from here)

[leias-left-hair-bun-again]

as promised (or maybe threatened lol) one last fingerpainting for the week :DDD ‘tis laseema and besany judging the lads:

here is a very skillfully rendered representation of what they’re looking at:

[boyfae]

going thru my books earlier and found my old collection of every single narnia book lol. say what you want about that series (and there is a LOT you can say lmao) but man was it probably the first big piece of storytelling that ever spoke to me. those books were so Formative for me

[widevibratobitch]

Top 5 Rodrigos

1. Ettore Bastianini because of course

2. Mario Sereni

3. Paolo Silveri

4. Mariusz Kwiecień and Etienne Dupuis*

5. Tito Gobbi

[liddlediddy]

I think jack antanoff should be prohibited from masking music until he learns how to make songs that don't all sound the same

[mcnuggyy]

just had to check in 10 whole people in the last hour ough 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[cherry-shipping]

HAD ANOTHER FREAKING DREAM ABOUT SANS. horrortale this time O////O

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Does Van Den Goorbergh genuinely date Whatley's sister???

[thespineoftherighteous]

aftg au where everything is the same except they have weekly meetings where they do the dance moms pyramid so coach can tell them just how exactly each of them screwed up that week

[1980ssunflower]

i honestly just love the idea of keeping my min and ryan happy w good homecooked food :-]