#ichigo kurosaki deserves the world

[dreadsuitsamus]

this panel really breaks my fucking heart. look at ichigo's face!!! when's the last time he had an adult in his life that didn't use him????? i'm gonna cry

[rosemary03]

I would like nothing more than to have her here!

Masterlist

—Warnings: +18 nsfw | sexual fantasies | male masturbation | perversion | a lot of semen | vaginal fingering | use of necklaces | face fuck | vaginal penetration

— synopsis: the bleach boys having sexual fantasies about you while masturbating

— Note: don't check it a second time, there may be spelling mistakes, still enjoy, you can read gin ichimaru's part here (I didn't want to include it because I already wrote it lol)

— Ichigo Kurosaki

After a long day at the University Ichigo can finally get home, he was stressed and tired, he needed to relieve that, so he thought about taking a shower, no one was home, apparently his father and sisters went shopping somewhere in the city, it's the perfect environment to relax, he told himself, so he went into the bathroom, took off his clothes and got in the shower, his hair quickly got wet from the almost hot water that fell from the faucet, it moistens his body relieving his tense muscles from today's physical training, the soap makes his abs and big chest shine, everything was going so well, but he couldn't help but think of you, your face flushed and wet from the drops of sweat that fell from your forehead this afternoon, they were both training in their sports class, Ichigo would be lying if he said that your body and curves didn't have an effect on him, the way your body flexed or you tried to hold on to the exercises.

"Shit" he whispers in a low voice, Ichigo was losing control, lately he was thinking so much about you, and that's not bad, he really likes you and he knows it, but having these kinds of obscene thoughts about your body bothered him, you were his friend and you deserved all the respect in the world but he can't help it, he just gets euphoric thinking about you.

Unconsciously his hands slide down his chest to his very well worked abs, wet from the water that falls from the faucet, his cock was already hard and he tried to ignore it, but he couldn't, his hands were already caressing his cock, imagining that it is you who is touching him, his head thrown back by the feeling of relief and pleasure, his lips are parted, whispering curses as his hand slides up and down his cock, he is sensitive especially the head of his penis , every time his hand brushes and squeezes that part he lets out a loud moan, maybe he doesn't realize this since Ichigo is so lost in his thoughts about you, he imagines how good your wet body would feel hugging him tight while your breasts are crushed against his chest, he would have you with your legs around his waist, your head would be buried in his neck, leaving noticeable kisses and bites with your full lips.

Ichigo's face was flushed and obviously wet from the water, you could hear the splash of it as he increased speed, he would like nothing more than to have you here with him, Ichigo swallows hard and runs his hand over his face, his breath catching. it becomes more irregular and he lets out breathy moans with each drag of his fist fucking his cock, he clenches and his muscles contract as his pace increases even more, he was close and he knew that soon the knot he felt in his belly was going to loosen Ichigo grunts as he pumps his swollen tip, his hips shake as his orgasm shoots through him, he cums on his hands and the hot cum that spurted out of him is quickly washed away by the still-dripping water, the boy gasping, embarrassed as he remember what he did thinking of you, but at the same time he is curious and wonders what the next position will be and what your face would look like when you train together again.

— Hichigo Shirosaki (hollow ichigo)

He was always bored in his lonely world, he only had the old zangetsu, he didn't really complain, but he couldn't help but look at you every time he took control of ichigo's body. o Every time you went to visit ichigo, he could see how you spoke to him so sweetly, how you showed him affection with your hugs, he was delighted, Hichigo quickly realized that he was amazed at you, he realized the affection he had for you, even though you had only seen him a few times that he invited you into his inverted world, was nothing more than the "hollow".

Right now he was sitting in one of the skyscrapers in his world, he was alone and he had all the time in the world, so he let his imagination guide him, he wonders how you are dressed right now, if you are wearing the same long skirt with the who saw you a few days ago, remember how well it highlighted your curves and the way it clings to your legs, also imagine how your skin will feel to the touch, he would give you a hug from behind letting his hips collide intensely with your butt , caressing your abdomen with his big hands, he would kiss your ear and then nibble your neck, his warm breath would give you chills in the sensitive part of it.

Hichigo's hands find their way to his pants stroking his still clothed hard penis, he moans from the sudden friction, pressing his hands through the white fabric of his pants, he lets out a laugh at the effect you have on him. hichigo had already masturbated before but it's the first time he thinks of a specific person, and that's you.

He would put you on top of his legs with your hands tied behind your back without any mobility. He wonders how you'd react if he grabbed your ass out of nowhere, letting his hands explore your flesh, squeezing and occasionally spanking. he would pull up your skirt exposing your underwear, he would love to see how your wet panties would stick to your pussy lips, his penis tenses in his pants and he lets out a moan at the thought, Hichigo pulls his penis out of his pants pants, it's hard and wet pre-cum drips from the tip of his penis to the base lubricating a little, one hand gripping his balls and the other caressing his pink head, a growl leaves his lips as his hand slides to up and down his cock, he licks his lips when his horny thoughts return, imagine the way his fingers would pull down your panties, he would use his fingers to play with your folds and your crit, his double digits would bury themselves deep in your pussy shaking his knuckles, Hichigo's hips shake unconsciously, squeezing his cock even more, he feels his orgasm getting closer, his face flushes red and the drool falls from his lips, his rhythm accelerates even more, from the the same way his fingers would fuck your pussy in his thoughts, grunts and loud moans come from his throat, he feels his testicles contract in his hand, while bubbles of cum form on the tip of his cock, wetting to the base and dirtying his pale hands, his body is wet with sweat, his chest rises and falls regulating his breathing, his usual smile returns to his face when he thinks again about what he would do the next time he saw you, would he fuck you with his fingers or use his cock? Hichigo is looking forward to the answer

— Urahara Kisuke

It was already late and of all the boxes they had to organize there were only a few left, Kisuke was grateful that you helped him in the store, apart from the fact that almost everything looked more orderly with you here, he also enjoyed your presence, but today maybe it was too much, he wondered if you were always this close every time you got to work, Kisuke takes a deep breath and his nose fills with your sweet aroma, even though his chest was bare it was too hot in his little shop, maybe it was just him who was he more tired than usual or was it your heat that was slowly killing him.

He can't help but look at you and although he only looks sideways, he feels how his cheeks heat up when he sees you leaning over and appreciating how your butt tightens with the pants he lent you, Kisuke resists the urge to hug you from behind and crush his hips against your ass. His penis tenses in his pants as he realizes how cheeky he's being for thinking dirty things with you next to him.

And as if you've caught him, you turn to catch him looking at you, he quickly looks away and continues with his work, ignoring his heavy cock begging to be released.

"Are you OK? You look a little tired ”you ask, his face was hot and red, most likely you are worried about him.

"If it's nothing, don't worry" he replies a little nervously, he's fucking aware of your presence and he couldn't let you see him like that, not yet.

Urahara is too hot today, luckily the fan helps him a lot by relieving his heat, he tries to concentrate on his work, for a few minutes it works until you touch his shoulder to ask what else you could help him with, it was just a light touch, but that was enough to break his sanity.

"You can go home you helped me a lot today" his voice sounds agitated

"Are you sure? Are you feeling alright?

"Yeah, don't worry about me, you can go" Kisuke gets up quickly and grabs you by the waist, guiding you towards the exit "uh ok, bye!" You say to which he responds with a smile and says goodbye with a hug, as soon as you leave, Urahara runs to his room and locks himself in, the bed sinks when he lies on it, Kisuke tries to calm down but can't, he sighs at his mental defeat by pulling the dick out of his pants, slowly dragging his hand up his hard penis, his ragged breathing is evident and he is grateful for everything that exists that is alone in the store, he can imagine you right now: your cheeks and crotch hot from the hard jumps on his dick you would do, he would love it if you put a collar on him, pulling him by the neck when he's being mean saying "Be nice to me, don't you want a treat Kisuke? Want me to make you cum?" he growls imagining you like this, the obscene way he is imagining you makes his cock throb in his hands, his pants feel heavy every time he pumps the swollen tip of his cock, Kisuke notices the drop of pre-cum dripping from his head facilitating his movements, urahara also imagines the way your breasts bounce off his face, he would be mesmerized, he would love to see how you force him to suck your nipples by grabbing his hair. Using him as a toy, Kisuke moans as he feels his orgasm coming closer and though he thinks it's too early to cum, he remembers the way his cock was begging to be released a few minutes ago, the way you say his name makes his legs tremble. hips stretch and thighs contract, oh no, what were you doing here, you were supposed to be gone, but he's so close she can't stop, his semen shoots out staining her hand and sheets, he stops him movements letting his dick fall on his thigh, Kisuke thinks about how to hide as he feels your footsteps down the hall, even if he covered his dick with the sheets you would know exactly what he did, too bad! I'd better think of something quick before you open the door and see him in a mess.

— Aizen Sosuke

It is one of those afternoons in which Aizen is happy to stay working late with you and although there is very little left until his shift ends, he is grateful that you accompany him so late, your warmth and aroma is something that he enjoys as if it were the first time. Once he saw you, his eyes occasionally turn to look at you, Aizen likes the way your eyelashes light up with the small rays of sunlight that fall through the window, the man recoils from the need to place the lock Loosening your hair behind your ear, that's where His eyes meet, Aizen smiles sweetly in your direction at the way your cheeks heat up, you look away quickly and say "I'll be right back!" and then go out, probably to the bathroom. Aizen continues with his work, ordering some papers that he still has to sign, the fatigue shows in his eyes, but it is not stressful, Aizen takes off his glasses, passing his hand over his face giving a long sigh, he is not a man who is carried away by his carnal desires but how beautiful you are with him, he is spending it. Aizen fixes his hair a bit when he hears you come back, and when his eyes find you, he can't believe what he's seeing, even if it was his imagination, it can't be that obvious, he can tell you took off your bra, clearly he must That may be what has bothered you most of the day working, but he can't help but think that maybe you did it on purpose. Aizen tries not to look, but the way your nipples stick out from your see-through shirt makes his eyes drift only to your breasts. He looks up to meet your sweet gaze again, you give him a shy smile as you arrange your things, everything was ready in the office for you to leave, Aizen would love to take you home but in his current state he's sure he could control himself, at least not completely. They both say goodbye, you kiss him on the cheek, the heat of your lips makes him stiff, when he gets out he goes back to his car, it's almost dark.

And he really doesn't want his thoughts to be guided by what he saw this afternoon, he can even feel your breasts crushing the fabric of your blouse.

Sitting in the driver's seat he makes sure there is no one around him and unbuckles his seat belt, he has to be quick since he's in a public place, so he drops his pants and boxers releasing his cock hard. His eyes are wide just in case as his hand rests on the underside of his cock then gently moves up and down he can almost see you sitting in the passenger seat imagine you would lean down to receive his cock in your mouth, you would spit it out to lubricate it before taking it to your mouth, he would grab your hair forcing you to put its entire circumference in your mouth "do it like this baby..." he mutters to himself, Aizen increases his pace using his pre-cum to relieve the sudden movements he makes on his penis, imagine how hot your throat would be every time he lifts his hips to enter your mouth, he lets out a low breath when he squeezes and mimics the movements he would make to fuck your mouth Aizen feels him getting closer his orgasm, stroking the flushed head of his cock even more, imagine the obscene noises you would make trying not to choke on his penis, your name slipping from his lips as his thighs quiver with pleasure from the pleasure coursing through him, he cums from the blushing tip to his testicles, it takes him a second to catch his breath, this is the first time he has been carried away by his carnal thoughts, he realizes the strong control you have over him, maybe he should enjoy his fantasies more often, though It won't be necessary because he's determined to have you.

— Hirako Shinji

You say goodbye to Shinji with a hug and return home, you had stayed the night because they went on a trip and since it was very late he offered you to sleep at his house.

Shinji closes the door, his steps are slow on the ceramic tiles of his apartment, he lets his body collapse on the sofa, hugging his shirt that he lent you to sleep in, he sighs and smiles remembering how cute you looked in his shirt , he barely realizes how often you appear in his mind, maybe he thinks he's in love with you... But that's impossible, they're friends and he shouldn't, right? At least that's what he tells himself, the way he can remember the sweet smell of your perfume doesn't help him, he knows he shouldn't do what he's doing right now; moving his clothed penis up and down with his hands, he feels embarrassed for thinking like that about his friend but even knowing that, he can't stop this time, his eyes return to the shirt I lent you, he remembers that you were only wearing your panties underneath, he could see your nipples squashed against the fabric of his shirt, his cheeks burning with embarrassment as he pressed the material to his face, inhaling the faint scent of you that was garnished on it. So he drops his pants and starts touching himself.

He curses under his breath as his hand makes slow motions on his penis, watching his hard cock, Shinji pumps the swollen head of his penis to collect the pre-cum that forms at the tip. He imagines you in the same baggy shirt I'm lending you, you'd be sitting on your back on his cock while he guides the movements of your hips, his big hands hugging the curve of your hips, Shinji bites his lip imagining your pussy squeezing his penis, he he would say how wet you are and how good you feel inside, he would make you lie down, pressing your back with his chest, he would move his hips against your ass fucking you slowly, imagine also the way your full lips are pressed against his, he plunges his tongue into your mouth savoring yours, he would only get excited if you bite the part where his piercing is.

Shinji moans from his throat as his hand picks up the pace. "Your lips taste so good..." he says as if you were really there with him, in your fantasies you beg for his attention, asking him to please fuck you harder, screaming and moaning his name with your sweet voice, I want to leave marks on your body, a proof that you are his and his alone, his Adam's apple bobs every time he swallows, beads of sweat fall from his forehead and his blond hair is messy, he chokes on a groan when his hand rests on him. he fucks the sensitive part of his penis, his semen shoots out but it doesn't stop, he continues to overstimulate his lubricated cock with his semen, carrying his euphoria still imagining that it's you he's fucking, his jaw clenches and when he feels it's He stops your movements too much, he regulates his breathing thinking about what he did, he feels embarrassed for doing this, he looks totally messy, his hair and body are sweaty, he wonders what you would think when he saw him like this. he probably should stop thinking about you like that, but he knows he can't stop.

[straightbaittournament]

may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut

kurosaki and ichigo:

Oh man, where do I even begin? So, for some context, Bleach starts when Rukia (a shinigami) gets critically injured saving Ichigo from a monster, and she transfers her powers to him so he can finish it off. Instead of transferring half her powers as planned, however, she transfers all of them, which forces Ichigo to take over her job as a shinigami. During this time period, Rukia... lives in his closet. Yeah. The entire first arc of the manga is dedicated to their relationship, and while a lot of it is playful banter, Rukia's presence in Ichigo's life fundamentally changes it for the better. Rukia then gets kidnapped by the rest of the shinigami who aren't at all happy she gave her powers to a human, and the main plot ensues from there. Throughout the story, Rukia and Ichigo constantly save each other when they're at their worst. When Rukia thinks she deserves to die, Ichigo is there to tell her she deserves to live. When Ichigo is in a funk about his superpowered evil side, Rukia is there to snap him out of it (something his canon love interest explicitly realises she was unable to do). They share a sun/moon motif for crying out loud, and yet like that last sentence said... they don't end up together, but with other people instead. Yeah. No shade to the canon ships, but Ichiruki is peak straightbaiting, honestly. They have a lot of banter/chemistry, fundamentally change eachother's lives for the better, save each other when they're at their lowest, and have a very deliberate sun/moon dichotomy... but they both end up paired off with different characters instead asdfghkl

maka and soul:

Throughout the series, they have a deep friendship with each other which is consistently extremely important to the story's narrative. In order for them to be able to fight, they must get along and resonate with each other, and due to the mechanics of their world, fighting independently of each other is extremely difficult. In multiple instances, they are shown to be willing to put themselves in harm's way to extreme degrees to keep each other safe. They are even shown to live together. They are The Singular Straight Ship I have ever shipped and I love them. Also they are really cool and Soul can turn into an awesome scythe weapon that like only Maka can wield. And they fight really awesomely together.

[theanimeroom]

iichigo who moans super loudly whenever he’s about cum 😩 god i need him badly

time to push one of my favorite agendas 🫡🫡

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who’s favorite time of day is the moment he gets to come back home to you. in a profession where he spends most of his time being chased and attacked by ravenous monsters, coming home to you in your barely there pajama set is just what he needed to take the edge off. he moves like a snake when he walks through the front door, slithering quietly through the house as he searched for his next meal. when he found you in your shared bedroom, laid out against the sheets, the man knew he was hovering over you in an instant.

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who wasn’t really one for explanations, and only latched his lips onto yours the moment you noticed his presence in the house. also down bad!ichigo kurosaki who rips your clothes off without a second though because the thought of you hiding your body under those clothes is absolutely ridiculous.

down bad!ichigo kurosaki whos cock is already heavy and leaking for you. you’d have half a mind to remind him to grab a condom if you ever remembered to use one, but you’d never stop yourselves from feeling the way that one prominent vein on the underside rubs just right against your walls every time he pulls out of you.

down bad!ichigo kurosaki whos cock is just thick enough to make your eyes cross when he enters you. he’s long enough to press firmly into your g-spot, his dick just perfect for you and you alone. your voice gets caught in your throat whenever he pummels his way back in, his deep voice sinking deeper as you squeeze him so perfectly

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who’s so fucking noisy when he’s close, so you actually had to gag him one time. you were riding his cock like there was no tomorrow, his mouth stuck in a permanent 'O' shape as little ah’s slipped through. his dad was in the next room, and you knew that if he got any louder than that, which he would, that the old man would come barging in on you in no time.

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who proved his status as a A-Class WHORE when his eyes rolled to the back of his head, a guttural moan leaving him only because you shoved your previously worn panties into his mouth as a gag.

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who’s ten times worse when you have the house to yourselves. when he starts to feel that knot tighten in his lower belly, his hips start to roll so deeply you think he’ll breach your throat, his thrusts hard and as far in as they could reach. his eyes are screwed shut and he’s not hearing any of your pleas, only chasing after his own release with a new found vigor

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who rambles about how good you feel half of the time, and how pretty and too good for him you are the other half, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. his voice hitches up an octave or two, and his hands grip your skin so tight that the bruises he leaves behind form dark purple finger prints on your hips. he talks as if he was alone in the room, not jackhammering your shit until you were seeing stars

“hmmm, you’re so fucking warm i could stay here for days,” “i wanna fuck you so bad baby,” “you’re so pretty, how did i manage to get so lucky?” “fuck…fuck, fuck, fuck,” “my baby has such a perfect body, fuck i don’t deserve you at all,” “wanna fuck you like you deserve… yeah? that sound nice?” “i’m gonna come inside this tight little pussy baby, is that what you want?” “yeah…fuck i’m gonna come”

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who when he does come, he lets the whole fucking world know it. he’s a toe curler, you can’t convince me otherwise. this mans body will take a screenshot the moment his orgasm hits him, every muscle in his body going stiff as he releases the most guttural sounds you have ever heard in your life. if one of your ears wasn’t being smothered by the bed sheets below you then you had full access to the moans and shuddered breaths the male regurgitated, his voice raw from being put to use so vigorously

down bad!ichigo kurosaki who rolls his eyes when you bring up his vocal nature later on, watching as you teasingly smiled at him in hopes for round two. you didn’t really have to hope for it though, because he’d give you whatever you wanted and then some at the snap of a finger, all you had yo do was ask.

[writing-frenzy]

Isekai with the Kurosaki fam; now with some UraIchi spice

So, my brain has been dumping even more ideas for a fandom I can't write for, so I guess I'll dump all the ideas on the ground and sees what happens; also, partly inspired because of DevinePhoenix's Glass Body, Steal Wings and slightly be Cannon Ichigo in AU series by Williamcipher, especially the third of the series, because ye.

Anyways, so for me, I can never imagine Ichigo would part from his sisters and Goat-face easily, even in a normal au, because it's Ichigo's family, his friends, his lost, his life experiences that makes him who he is as a person; if he died and then transferred, a part of me wonders if he would ever try and get back home somehow. So my brain went-

Brain: hey, how about we have a thing that makes the entire family get into an accident :D

Brain: And, like, maybe a day before or when Ichigo was younger, he ended up saving a godly being's most beloved person, so the god is like; hey, I owe you, I'll reincarnate your family into my world; thing is, the world the god has is maybe connected in a way to an anime/webnovel/comic one of the girls or Ichigo's friends were reading, and Ichigo knows it because he was convinced to watch/read it as bonding.

It's a world of magic and fantasy, where words and names have power and things go bump in the night ever so easily. Ichigo and his Family find themselves in a cozy little hideaway, all confused but happy and relieved to be alive and with each other. Isshin in this au will be an awkward, not the best father but he loves and he tries, and he just wants the best for all of his children. (He is the unsarcastic B+ parent, because with all the shit in this au coming, Ichigo deserves this).

Isshin in their original world is descended from a sword wielding samurai family, and he's had the forms and everything beaten into him since he was young, and the reason why he never taught Ichigo was because he didn't know how to be a gentle teacher and he never wanted to hurt his boy. (it's why he's always given his children freedom and choice of what they want.) And coming into this new world, this new place, everyone can feel a change in their bodies, can feel power in their veins even if they don't know what to do with it. See, Ichigo's mom had a little something funky with her blood but didn't know it and Isshin is actually a human with spiritual powers but with their original world it never came out, and with the God giving them a boost/perks, everyone is learning how to control themselves first and foremost.

It's after a bit of convincing and Isshin making Ichigo promise to tell him if he's going too hard that he starts teaching him the family style, along with others in scrolls with phantom teachers to guide them along. It is rough, it is harsh, but it's Ichigo so he pushes on through and becomes better for it. (The two do agree to see if they can find better teachers for the girls though, as Karin wouldn't suit this style even if she would be good with a sword, and Yuzu seems like she would be better with magic then a blade.)

The family of four spends like three years here, learning all they can, devouring every book and all they can remember of the OG!Story of this place before they all have exhausted all the sources and knowledge of the cottage, can no longer progress in their skills as they have been, and had enough cabin fever to drive any sane person down the river. But they're not stupid, so first things first, Isshin scouting at first, then with his son, before him and Ichigo take turns exploring and scouting the area because they don't like leaving the twins alone. But as they're getting a lay of the land and comparing maps and such to reality, even getting a feel for their new magic gadgets and all, they come across monsters and such here and there Once Isshin is sure that Ichigo can handle himself, its only then they spilt so one can stay with the girls while the other explores for a few days, even if Ichigo is only allowed to do it for two days to his father's week.

After that, packing everything they need into magic bags and hammer space, the family takes one last look to their home of all these years, bows in thanks before they are off. It's not long till they join a trade caravan, Isshin trading his skills as a doctor to do so. They travel around for a bit, before in the end, they settle down in a bustling, safe city that never fell in the story, even if the story's protagonist and gang lives here with all their wacky and troubling hijinxs.

So, now that backstory and such is out of the way, let's get to some of the fun stuff. :3

Ichigo does not realize just how strong he actually is; see, in this world of magic and stuff, swords are... technically considered obsolete; of sure, in the story there is a Magic Swordman who is part of the Protagonist's party, but even there they mostly use the sword as fancy focus then to actually fight with it. But with the way Ichigo was trained, as well as both his and his father's lack of common sense for this world, for them it is as easy to cut down a monster as it is to cut down spells themselves. Neither Ichigo or Isshin understand how insane that is, because once a spell is out, you usually have to dodge it or hope it hits someone else if you can't counterspell it.

The Kurosaki's also avoid the Protag and his crew; lets not get involved in your drama, please and thank you (lol, just had the thought of how protective Isshin and Ichigo would get if the story was with a Harem Protag; both would be protective as heck over the twins because with either reverse or regular harem, girls usually get the shit end of the stick). Ichigo is just fine how he is, even if he keeps getting into fights because of random assholes, his charm flowing out and getting his own loyal friends without his knowing. Karin is way too interested in magical sports to care not to mention her age while Yuzu is getting fascinated by potions, alchemy, and cooking to care.

One day, after Ichigo has been feeding some tidbits to some strays, he finds what seems to be a tea and candy shop, with books to read. it doesn't have much business, being out of the way like it is, but there is the occasional regular coming out. Ichigo shrugs, he has time and so he enters this Urahara Shoten.

Somehow, someway, he ends up making friends with Geta-boshi, who as frustrating as he is, recommends good books and a listening ear. Things lead to one things, stuff happens, and Ichigo finds out this guy also has sword.

Sparring partner acquired, though it takes some convincing, a bit of bribing, but Ichigo is able to get the other to agree; he gets his ass beat easily, but Urahara is a harsh, but good teacher, and so Ichigo just thrives in the challenge.

As for Urahara, this guy is so fucking terrifying, just like in canon, how he is assassin sharp and quick with his blade even as he can spellcast at the same time, just watching Ichigo cut through his spells to meet his blade.

Kisuke: this is the most fun I've had in ages :D I wonder what else he can do if I don't tell him what's impossible.

These two end up getting involved in some harsh canon event disasters, Ichigo fighting with Kisuke, knowing the other man won't let him down. Kisuke, having someone he can trust lead the way, knowing, having faith the other can survive alongside him...

Just, these two bonding, getting closer, Ichigo introducing his sisters and Goat-Face who is giving that weird stare.

(On Isshin's part, he recognizes what's going on, and for all that he is not going to be a hypocrite, is not going to kick this Urahara guy as hard as he can and hide Ichigo away, he suddenly... completely understands Misaki's family's cold and hard stares as he had gotten, watching how the elder blond stares at his 20 year old son like he is sun, like he can't believe there is any light in his life again after being shadowed so long. He's pretty sure that is the same stare he had given Misaki as well, just as how Ichigo looks softer, warmer, happier the minute that Urahara guy stays by his side, just how his mother would melt around him despite her expression never changing.

So, Isshin won't say anything, especially since he can tell neither has a clue... but he will be doing the protective, embarrassing Father as much as he wants.)

So yeah, this is the idea :3 I also have another idea with a Mob Protagonist!Ichigo, where he comes to be a character never even mentioned in a story, and ends up charming local shop owner Urahara Kisuke, who is secretly the terrible, scary Puppet Master Benihime without knowing it. maybe I'll note it out when I feel like it, though if people want, they can ask questions about it.

[semisgroupie]

the gift of a lifetime

ichigo kurosaki x fem. reader x grimmjow jaegerjaquez

wc: 3.1k

warnings: threesome, ichigo and grimmjow are roommates, established relationship with ichigo, oral (f & m!receiving), multiple orgasms, biting, fingering, unprotected sex, creampie, finger sucking, cum eating, spanking, praise, slight degradation, grimmjow calls reader “sweetheart”, ichigo calls reader “princess”, clothes ripping, multiple rounds, spit

synopsis: your boyfriend always gives the best gifts but this might be the best gift you’ve received

a/n: this is my Valentine’s gift for @nymphoheretic for snow’s @suyacho server valentine’s gift exchange! I hope you enjoy my love (I love you more than these two idiots ever will). also I know it’s a little early but I couldn’t wait anymore

Ichigo is perfect in every sense of the word.

He cares for everyone, he’s a family man, he loves with his entire heart, he’s passionate, the list goes on and on. It was easy for you to fall in love with him and it was just as easy for him to fall in love with you.

You two met in your freshman year of college when you two were put in the same freshman orientation group and from that moment on your love for each other grew. He knew everything about you and you knew everything about him.

Including this stupid rivalry he had with his, now roomate, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. You’ve had little encounters and conversations with Grimmjow but Ichigo has kept a tight leash on you.

You weren’t stupid nor oblivious as to the reason why he did so. Ichigo knew your type and he knew how Grimmjow stared at you with hungry eyes each time Ichigo took you back to their shared apartment after a date. You knew with the way Ichigo fucked you so you could moan loud enough for the whole building to hear, was for Grimmjow to get the hint, to make Grimmjow know who you belonged to.

But, that never deterred Grimmjow.

Like his orange haired roommate, he was persistent. If he had something in mind, if there was a wall blocking his path to his goal, he would tear it down brick by brick to get what he wanted. Each time Ichigo would leave you on the couch or whenever he had you stay the night, Grimmjow just saw it as a chance to try to pull the next brick down to get to you and it seemed like the plan was working. Every time he made a comment about your boyfriend he would earn a laugh from you, each time he would subtly flirt with you he made you flustered, each new reaction or longing look from you meant that soon the wall would be torn down and he would be able to get his prize.

Now, the conflict had to be forgotten. It was the day for lovers, Valentine’s Day. Ichigo spoiled you endlessly, heart shaped pancakes in the morning, your favorite sweets gifted to you in a perfectly assembled basket, a beautiful necklace with an “I” on it that matched the anklet he gifted you last Valentine’s Day, a beautiful dress that you had to wear to dinner and a reservation to your favorite restaurant. He pampered you like the princess you were, he would state over and over again that you deserve nothing less. After a very filling meal, you sat in the passenger’s seat of his car, completely content with everything you had received but there was still one thing you haven’t received yet.

“Ready for your last gift?” He strummed his fingers along your thigh to the beat of the song that lowly hummed from the radio and glanced over at you, flashing his world class smile. You were taken aback, what else could he have in store for you. “Ichi, please tell me you didn’t spend more money. We’re supposed to be saving for our own place and splurging like this would just be too much.” You placed your hand over his and gently squeezed it which earned you a squeeze in return.

“I promise you, this gift was priceless and even if it was costly I still would’ve gotten it for you. You’re my love, my life, my everything, nothing is off limits when it comes to you.” He winked at you and continued driving a familiar path back to his apartment. “I’m sure you’ll enjoy this gift more than anything else I’ve given you.” Now your curiosity was piqued. What could he have gotten you? What more could you want with everything you’ve received? You couldn’t imagine what it could be but that didn’t stop you from guessing.

Sadly, you were far off from what was waiting for you back at his apartment and that only meant you would just remain curious until you two were inside those four walls. “Can you at least give me a hint?” You whined as he helped you out of the car, holding your hand tightly as you gave him space to close the door. He chuckled at your persistence and nodded, “fine, it's blue.” You rolled your eyes and gave a dramatic sigh.

“In what world is that going to help me? There are a million things that are blue. Flowers, furniture, candy, clothes, I can keep going.” He chuckled and held the door open for you so you two could wait for the elevator inside the lobby. “That’s actually a huge hint, you just need to think hard enough.” He lightly tapped his fingers against your temple before wrapping his arm around you, leaning down to your ear. “Come on, you’re my smart girl. You can figure it out.” His tone was sultry and made you feel hot all over but your mind was on trying to figure out what this final gift was. Once you two were in the confines of the elevator he decided that all your chances to guess were gone and it was time for you to focus on something else, something more important.

He stood at the back of the elevator and pulled you close to him, his large hands wandering down to the globes over your clothed ass to give them a firm squeeze. “You looked so fucking sexy tonight, I had to hold myself back from fucking you over the table in front of everyone.” You moaned softly but was cut off once he placed his lips on yours in a hungry kiss. He nipped and licked at your bottom lip and one of his hands lifted off your ass and was brought down quickly so a loud slap could reverberate through the small space. You gasped against his lips and jumped a bit, making it easier for him to hold you against him as he kissed you. You could stay there forever but the ding of the elevator finally reaching the designated floor meant that you two had to part momentarily.

He kept his grip on your ass when the doors opened and two taps against the clothed flesh was enough to signal you to jump. He held you with ease as he walked to his door and quickly unlocked it. Your mouth was latched onto his neck, kissing and sucking at the flesh to show him how desperately you needed him. One of your hands moved down to his belt to quickly and messily undo it while the door shut behind you. “Need you so bad Ichi. Need to feel you inside me.” He groaned in return but you froze once you heard an extra set of footsteps.

“Oi, Kurosaki, you wanted me here so I could watch you fuck your girl? I know I didn’t have plans for today but I could’ve been doing something better.” You turned your head to look at the face that belonged to the very familiar voice. Grimmjow had his usual scowl on his face but his attire was different from what he usually wore when you were over. He was shirtless and only wore a pair of basketball shorts and they hung low enough for you to see a trail of electric blue hair. “Sweetheart, if you keep staring that much then I’ll start getting the wrong idea.” Heat rushed to your face as you tore your eyes from his and Ichigo set you down.

“I didn’t ask you to stay here so you could watch us fuck. All the love in the air is making me feel a little generous, so I’ll let you join us for tonight only.” Your eyebrows knit together as you looked at your boyfriend while Grimmjow scoffed. “Only tonight? That’s enough for me to make your pretty little girlfriend realize she went with the wrong guy.” Ichigo groaned and pulled you closer to him, “don’t push it.”

He looked down at you and caressed your cheek softly, “I know this is a lot to spring on you but I thought you’d be interested in this. If you’re not, then we can go rent a hotel room and spend the rest of our night there.” He pressed a kiss to your forehead but your mind was spinning, did you really want this? Having both your boyfriend and his roommate was like a wet dream come true but could they put aside their petty fighting for the entire night? “An answer today would be perfect.” An impatient Grimmjow ruined your train of thought, he dreamt for this the moment you were introduced to him and now that the door of opportunity was open, he just had to run through it.

“Okay, I want to do this.” You looked up at your boyfriend with a smile then glanced over at his roommate. “Perfect, now go with Grimmjow into my bedroom. I need to get something.” He kissed you softly then placed his hand on the small of your back to gently push you to his awaiting roommate. You moved slowly, slight hesitation in your steps as you moved closer to the blue haired male. “Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Scout’s honor.” You rolled your eyes at his words but you felt like you could trust them, he took you by the hand and started pulling you along to your boyfriend’s room.

“Grimmjow.” You both turned to face your boyfriend while he made his way into the kitchen, “she should be wet from our little fun in the elevator but she might be messy so you’ll need to clean her up.” Heat rose to your cheeks again as a hungry smirk grew on Grimmjow’s face, “perfect.” Grimmjow pulled you inside the room rather roughly and once he sat you down on the bed, his hands were all over you while his lips found yours. His kisses were different from your boyfriend’s, they were rougher and hungrier while Ichigo’s were passionate and loving, but you were sure of one thing. You knew that how he kissed was a key to how he would fuck. His lips trailed down to your neck, his hands still wandering along your body, groping you.

“Would you mind if I tore this?” He pulled away from your neck while his hands groped and massaged your breasts through the dress. “Ichigo bought—” before you could finish your sentence, your dress was torn, leaving your body on full display to his hungry eyes. “Fuck your body is even prettier than I imagined.” With that he dove back to your neck, his hands sliding down your body before tearing at the rest of the dress then moving to rip your panties off. He trailed his kisses down to your breasts, nipping at the plush skin and rolling each nipple between his teeth then he pushed you back against your boyfriends bed.

He held your legs open for him as he settled between them, you felt shyer by the second. His burning gaze settled on your wet folds, “orange haired bastard is so greedy, keeping a pussy this pretty all to himself.” He muttered before leaning in close to lick a fat stripe up your slit, groaning at the taste. “Sweetest pussy I’ve ever tasted.” He went right back to your pussy, suckling on your clit before moving down to tongue fuck you.

It was all overwhelming, how he just lapped at you like a man starved, you didn’t even notice the door opened until you heard it shut. You looked over at your boyfriend with half lidded eyes while Grimmjow didn’t even come up for air. “Well, part of the surprise is ruined since this asshole ate all the whipped cream but I brought some snacks and water for after, this will be a long night.” He set everything down on his nightstand then moved behind you, lifting you up a bit so he could sit. “How are you feeling, my love? Is he doing a good job?” He smirked as his hands moved down your body, one of them stopping at your breasts while the other moved down to your clit, rubbing the bundle of nerves while Grimmjow tongue fucked you.

You gasped at the addition of his hands on your body, your mind growing hazier with each movement. “So good, feels so good.” Your words came out in breathless pants and Grimmjow smirked against your sex before pulling back. Just before you could whine about the loss of his tongue he pushed two fingers inside of you, instantly finding your g spot. “Gonna make you feel even better.” He groaned and turned his head to kiss along one of your soft thighs before biting into the skin. Your back arched and you shut your eyes at the feeling of his teeth. Ichigo never bit you that hard before, he was always gentle with you but maybe that’s why he wanted to share you with his roommate. Maybe he wanted to give you a taste of what it’s like to be fucked roughly.

Your orgasm was approaching rapidly, it was coming so fast you couldn’t even muster the words to announce it. All you could do was cry their names while they helped you ride it out, Ichigo held you close to him and whispered sweet nothings in your ear while Grimmjow continued his rapid movements. “No wonder why you fuck her so much Kurosaki, she looks so fucking hot when she cums.” Grimmjow slowly pulled his fingers out and tapped them against your lips, “clean them up.” You looked up at your boyfriend with half lidded eyes and he nodded while bringing a gentle hand to your cheek, “go on.”

You opened your mouth and Grimmjow slid his fingers inside, massaging your tongue with them while you cleaned them off. He slowly pulled them out and smirked while glancing at your boyfriend. “Hm, I think there’s some left, gonna be good and clean them off too?” He raised a challenging eyebrow and the smirk stood plastered on his face while Ichigo glared at him. “Fine.” Your boyfriend gripped his roommate's wrist and brought his fingers to his mouth, sucking them for a moment before releasing them, “now move Grimmjow, you’re in my spot.”

The blue haired male swallowed deeply and you looked at your boyfriend with wide eyes, you knew he wouldn’t back down to a challenge but you definitely didn’t think he’d do something like that. Both males switched places so Grimmjow was by your head and Ichigo was between your legs, “alright princess, get on all fours for me okay? Then I’ll fuck this pretty pussy and fill it with cum.” You moaned at his words and got into position for him, arching your back while they pulled their cocks out.

Grimmjow gripped your face with one hand and tapped his cock against your lips, it was thicker than Ichigo’s and you could already tell it would cause your jaw to burn once it was inside your mouth. “Open up.” You looked up at him and slowly opened your mouth, Ichigo gripped your ass while lining his cock with your entrance, taking his time while Grimmjow pushed his cock inside almost completely. “Fuck, you’ve got a professional cock sucking slut here Kurosaki, glad you finally decided to share her.”

Ichigo rolled his eyes at his roommates words and tried to slowly push his cock inside you but thanks to Grimmjow taking the reigns to fuck your face, any plans of going slow were quickly forgotten. “Come on Kurosaki, you’re too gentle with her. Hear how she’s moaning on my cock, just be a little rough with her, she fucking loves it.” He wasn’t wrong, you were moaning and whimpering as Grimmjow fucked your face and Ichigo could feel how much you enjoyed it.

So, he decided to be a little rough.

Ichigo matched the pace of Grimmjow’s thrusts, both men bottoming out at the same time. Your mind was completely filled with pleasure while both men used you, Ichigo moved one of his hands to grip your waist while the other moved back and landed on your ass, a loud smack mixed with all the wet sounds. You gasped and moaned around Grimmjow’s cock while your pussy clenched around Ichigo’s tightly. He wanted the same reaction so he spanked you again, and again, and again, alternating sides so one wouldn’t get more treatment than the other.

“Oh fuck princess, wrapping around me so tightly.” He groaned and rolled his head back as his hips slammed into yours then moved his hand so he could rub your clit, knowing that will soon send you over the edge. Grimmjow fucked your face relentlessly, his balls slapping against your chin each time he bottomed out. “Such a perfect mouth, gonna fill it up with so much cum.”

After a few heavy thrusts from Ichigo you were sent headfirst into your second orgasm of the night, your body trembled as Ichigo fucked you through your orgasm and then it was Grimmjow’s turn. He held your head in place as spurts of cum filled your mouth, some leaking out the corner of your mouth but you swallowed all that you could before he pulled his cock out. “Let me see what you swallowed.” You opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out for him making him smirk before he pursed his lips and spit on your tongue, “swallow that too.”

You did as he said and Ichigo gripped you tighter, chasing his own orgasm as he rut into you. “Fuck fuck, gonna cum.” All you could do is moan in response while you tried to push your hips back to meet his but his grip was so tight, you could barely move. He slammed his hips into yours and dropped his head as he filled you with ropes of cum. Your pussy milked him and he slowly pulled out so you could slump against the bed.

He moved to get you some water off the nightstand while Grimmjow held a strawberry to your mouth. “Get your energy up, we have a long night.”

The night was filled with moans, orgasms and pleasure. You lost track of how many times they made you cum but when you woke up in the morning, you were sure it was a lot by how sore you were. Both men slept on either side of you, completely exhausted themselves. You turned to your boyfriend and pecked his lips gently, “thank you for my gift, Ichi.”

[punkeropercyjackson]

Spiderband groupchat headcanons but it's based off my bio siblings and friends who're teenagers that i also consider my younger siblings because Y'all Do Not Know How To Write Teens

It's called 'Websters Declassified'

It was Margo's idea to start it obviously

Miles already had a groupchat app that she used for her family but the rest of the band except Gayatri had to install them-Gwen and Miles G DID have one but she took it off because she only ever used it with 65 Peter and she had multiple meltdowns looking through their messages so she forced herself to out of mental safety and he smashed his phone in agonized sadness after finding out about Jefferson so all the data on it was lost

Gayatri has an additional old one she uses for school friends since she's so popular and dosen't want to fuck up and accidentally send Spiderwoman stuff to them

The layout of it has a notebook theme and is popular among black people thanks to it containing various exclusive black stickers and emojis and that's why Miles and Margo both use it

Hobie's a bit of a grandpa when it comes to technology because of being from the 70s and not having been at Spider Society for that long so he had a hard time communicating in it at first,not helped by his cockney

Peni is reverse where she considers it slighty obselete thanks to her futuristic world but in a charming shaking her head 'This old thing' way(Just like she does with Noir /hj)

Their icons are:Miles-a black/blasian edit of Orihime Inoue,Gwen-A random picture of a half eaten pink cupcake she took,Peni-A lesbian flag meme,Pavitr-Bugs Bunny,Hobie-A black/blasian edit of Ichigo Kurosaki to match Miles(They are LITERALLY black4black Ichihime),Gayatri-Bugs Bunny but in one of her fem outfits,Margo-Nessa from Pokemon with a pink filter and Miles G-A cartoony drawing of a black kid with braids

They use it almost every day and night-It actually messed up a few of their sleep schedules but they fixed them again when it started going too far by reminding the other to go to sleep because they love them and deserve good health

Gwen sends them her audio files,either as gifts by covering their favorite songs or just to try out how a new song sounds

Pavitr violently falls over from so much bouncing with his phone getting the brunt of it SO many times but it's somehow always completely intact despite having no special protection

It's where Miles came out to them after her egg cracked but she did because they were all sitting together physically so she'd have them there to comfort them as she sobbed in a big flurry of different emotions

The other girls then start sending her transfem memes on a regular basis and Miles G is actually the one who made her her Orihime pfp

They tried to have movie nights but the collective audhd proved to be too much so they just have normal ones

It's incredibly active and a mixed ass bag,one second they be talking about Spiderjunk,the next someone's venting to the point you can feel them shaking through their texts and then they're discussing the history of legos

Peni's the one who most uses it in class and had a special mini comic where she got it back from her principal and didn't learned her lesson at the end

Since Miles uses kamojis,Margo is a gifs addict

They learned a lot about eachother cultures,more than ever

Selfies sending is a pretty regular thing

Miles G was more hesitant to start using his app again than Gwen since his was actually the same but he prowlered through and now it's a healthy and stable part of his life

Gayatri looks for wholesome videos to show all of them

"MARGO,GIVE ME YOUR PHONE"-Hobie at least twice a day

Gwen and Margo are an e-couple in the sense that they act exactly like girlfriends in it but are in denial irl

Hobie randomly infodumps in it once he gets the hang of it and takes up Miles' kamoji usage but only the smug/bitchy ones

Their usernames are mostly just their names but with a special twist to give them personality-Miles is her name with a sunflower next to it,Pavitr has a sparkles emoji and Miles G has his in that edgy font.But Margo is 'Margo Thee Byte',Gayatri is 'The Ungwen' as a reference to 'The Undead' and for irony,Hobie is 'What are you?A cop?',Peni is 'Pastel Genesis Evangelion' and Gwen is just an assortment of pink emojis

Rio:Mija?Are you texting a boy? Miles,texting Hobie:Technically yes but also literally no

Margo gets them to be on her streams and Miles ends up making her own channel and her fans nearly broke her comments section when Hobie made his first apperance(Tragic day for weird ass Miles fanboys)

Gwen and Peni start rubbing off on eachother,like Peni starting to love her kind of music and Gwen starting to get blunter

Pavitr is the most slang knowledgable and this is thanks to Gayatri-He surpassed the best there is

Miles and Hobie did the 'At Dairy Queen with my Dairy King' meme once but the picture wasn't them at Dairy Queen,it was them chilling with mutated cows they'd saved and they didn't even get the food at Dairy Queen,Hobie cooked them copies because fuck capitalism

[cheshirecaine]

Ichigo! For the character Ask Game!

Ichigo! I got excited and started linking my fics like I had to prove my answers. Honestly, it’s just making me realise what things I like that I haven’t written(/finished ;-;;;).

How I feel about this character

Deserves the best—love him. I feel like by default, we or maybe just I, tend to pick a favourite character from the cast minus the main character (‘Who’s your favourite Bat? Batman doesn’t count’). So I’ve always considered it a funny little testament to Ichigo’s likability that a list of my fave Bleach characters will always include this guy.

Hot as shit, smarter than he’s given credit.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Grimmjow OTP. Rukia. Sometimes Shinji. But he’s the fandom bicycle, so I’m very open on this front—e.g. Aizen, several Gin fics, a hastily thrown-together Soifon fic (NSFW, 700w), Byakuya.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Isshin—I don’t care if I’m boring. I love this canon father-son relationship and no moment in Bleach ever breaks me as hard as the Fullbringer Arc scene where Ichigo thinks his dad has betrayed him too.

Honourable mentions: Kurosaki family wildness (1k, I do actually write fic sometimes okay). Ichigo/Renji brotp (or romantically). Ichigo/Kon—underrated brothers (gets a mention in the Kurosaki family fic). Chad. Actually, I love writing fics where Ichigo gets DMC’d by Shinji (exhibit: one of my fave parts of this 3k Ginjo/Ichigo fic is pretending it’s about pies when it’s actually Shinji therapising Ichigo and accidentally himself).

My unpopular opinion about this character

I can’t enjoy grimdark/Fuck you World and especially my Dad and Comrades But Mostly My Dad!Ichigo depictions. Which is fine, that just means I’m not the target audience. However, this is my post, and I’ll soapbox if I want to, so here’s: My Unpopular Opinion about Bleach Fanon.

Vengeful versions of him don’t make sense to me beyond an in-the-moment Hollowfied rage situation. Frankly, his struggle to commit in battle to killing Aizen really hammers in just how much he is not at all in it to hurt people. He beat Grimmjow in a fight and then saved his life while injured. He spent his entire final fight with Aizen sombre about having to kill a man whose heart he fully understood.

And yeah, I don’t really think it’s a failure of canon to not have him idk sit down with everyone he knows and say “You were mean to me”, cos I think fandom has a very selective memory and lens with which they approach a text/story.

Like, I don’t think Ichigo stumbles into relationships eyes shut, I think he is incredibly aware and able to be vulnerable. Kinda like that Doctor Who quote: “Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?” Except it’s him letting Ukitake not disclose what the badge does, not interrogating his dad on what he’s doing with Urahara, being determined to help Rukia and Orihime and frankly Renji and more in spite of their opinions on it.

Anyway, I love him.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

More skilful fighting that isn’t just a big panel spread and power—sorry Kubo. More of the tactical close-combat fighting or the tricks Zangetsu taught him. Boy’s a genius, lemme see that shit.

Alternatively, would accept Grimmjow meeting DILF!Ichigo and having a conniption.

Thanks for the q, bud <3

[rinusagitora]

Eau de Vie Poire

Fandom: Bleach Characters: Toushirou Hitsugaya, Karin Kurosaki, Momo Hinamori, Kisuke Urahara, Jinta Hanakari, Ururu Tsumugiya Pairings: HitsuKarin Words: 3.8k Summary: Karin got into college and Toushirou's had an okay growth spurt, so they're doing pretty good as far as he's concerned. What better Christmas present is there than boning your girl for the first time? Warnings: ABSOLUTELY shameless smut. AO3: works/52817095 A/N: HKGE 2023 gift for PinkDreamTiger on twt!

Momo's complaints become fog in the wintry air. "Lord," she says, "it's bitter today! Ugh, if spring doesn't spare us this torment...."

"You're all pink," he teases while elbowing her ribs. "Frostbite will soon take your nose."

"What? Lord, you're so mean," she hisses. "At least I don't have some freakish tolerance for this weather! Your eyelashes have frosted and you're fine with a light coat!"

He deserved that.

But he doesn't have any acerbity left inside of him. Sousuke took his sister from him for so long, destroyed reality, and replaced it with his mechanizations. It drove Momo mad for a few months. Their relationship wasn't repaired for years. But they're together again, brother and sister. It's all he wants now.

She stops outside of the Senkaimon and hugs him. "I love you, Toushirou, my brother," she says while cupping his cheeks. "I do hope you enjoy your vacation."

Toushirou hugs her. "I'll miss you, Onee. I hope you and your husband enjoy New Year's."

"We will. I'll see you next year."

"Yeah, see you next year."

It only takes him a few minutes to emerge in the World of the Living. He's met by Kisuke Urahara in his shop's otherworldly basement. Toushirou still isn't sure how he feels about Kisuke. He always gets the jeebies from Kisuke, but what unknown doesn't give anyone the jeebies? His girlfriend seems to like Kisuke and his company well enough, anyway.

"Hello, Hitsugaya-kun," Kisuke says while unfurling his fan. "Are you traveling with Jinta and Ururu today?"

"It's Hitsugaya-taichou," he says. "But yes. We agreed to go to Karin-chan's together. We're doing a gift exchange at her place."

"Ururu told me about it," Kisuke says. He claps his fan shut on his palm. "I'm just glad you all have each other. Our kids never had real friends before you and Karin-chan, you know."

Toushirou smiles. This is one of the reasons he can't bring himself to entirely hate Kisuke and his family. Yes, he's old, but living in the body of a boy forever has made him feel like a boy lost in a sea of far more experienced elders. But Jinta, Karin, and Ururu have made Toushirou feel less of an arbiter and more of an actual fucking person.

He slips into his gigai and meets Jinta and Ururu upstairs. She hugs him.

"Happy Christmas, Toushirou-kun," she says. Jinta proceeds to clap him on the back.

"Hey, man, how goes?" he says.

"Am I too early?" Toushirou asks.

"Naw," Jinta replies. "We ain't even doing, like, dinner."

"We are, she's just ordering pizza. Well, pizza and ribs," Ururu says.

Toushirou laughs. "Good by me." He definitely won't turn his nose up at home cooking, but the discovery of pizza altered his entire worldview for the better.

Apparently, it'll just be the four of them. Ururu tells him that Ichigo and his wife are seeing her family. Isshin and Yuzu are in Okinawa. Originally, Karin was supposed to join them, but couldn't schedule it around her classes. Which is fine by him. Toushirou isn't Ichigo's biggest fan. Ichigo was weird when Toushirou first started dating Karin. Were it about him being in his eighties, whereas Karin only turned eighteen in May, Toushirou would completely understand. But Ichigo seems to think Karin is in jeopardy in Toushirou's custody like he's going to deflower her. Toushirou knows he isn't a force to be reckoned with, but he's seen how Karin treats hollows and he's pretty sure Karin would snap his spine without a second thought and step over his corpse.

Karin waits outside the gateway of the Kurosaki home while tapping away on her iPhone. Once they're closer, she stands, waves, and hugs each of them.

"Hey, guys," she says. When Toushirou is kissed by her, he gets butterflies. "C'mon in. I know it isn't, like, homemade, but we don't want a repeat of the last time I tried cooking, do we?"

"I'm fine with 'za," Jinta replies.

"Agreed," Toushirou says. He's not one to turn his nose up at home-cooked meals, but the discovery of pizza altered his entire worldview for the better.

Karin dishes everyone a slice before taking a seat on the floor and adjusting her shorts. "I hope it wasn't too much trouble coming here during the holidays," she says.

"Not at all. Shit's always slow in winter. No one wants to go out when it's cold outside." Toushirou's shoulders bob while he folds his slice. "The real question is how it's going on your guys' end. I imagine the holidays are much harder as a student."

"I expected it to be harder. I'm not saying it's breezy or anything, but I'm able to pump out what I gotta to make time for myself." Karin proceeds to take a huge bite. Jinta kicks her foot under the table.

"At least you've got prospects," he says, sighing. "I think I'm doomed to work at my dads' shop for the rest of my natural life."

Toushirou cocks his eyebrow. "What? He didn't forge you guys' documents or something?"

"We haven't asked. It feels... ungrateful," Ururu says.

Jinta sighs. "Yeah. I mean... they've done lots for us." He kicks his legs onto the coffee table. "Asking 'em for a way out just feels like a massive fuck you, y'know?"

Toushirou pats his shoulder.

"Aaanyway," Karin says, "I got everyone's presents here! Hang tight. I'll grab them."

Jinta practically inhales the rest of his slice. "Hang on, I'm coming. I saw something huge in there earlier."

"I can carry it," Karin laughs.

"It's not heavy, it's just huge. You're gonna roll an ankle, man."

Toushirou stands, takes Ururu's plate, and grabs another slice for each of them. "Your brother's matured a lot."

"He has," Ururu agrees while she takes her plate. "I think having you and Karin has helped. Being konpaku divorces you from humanity, but..." she trails off while picking up her slice, and smiles. She's pretty while ruminating. Not the same way Karin is pretty. Toushirou is pretty sure Ururu isn't interested in dating men anyway. Rather, Ururu's pretty in the way serenity is pretty. The kind of pretty that makes him envious. "But having you guys makes us feel normal, y'know?"

"I do."

There comes a crash and a storm of colorful language, some of which Toushirou hasn't heard before. Jinta and Karin can be spectacularly creative with their vernacular. Toushirou and Ururu share a bemused glance before setting their food aside and journeying upstairs.

"I told you it was cumbersome," Jinta barks while he and Karin squat to pick up a dented present wrapped in red and white paper.

"Oh, shut it, dumbass! If I didn't have you to contend with, I could've done this so easily!"

"Quit arguing," Ururu groans. She strides between them and lifts it with ease Toushirou isn't sure he could accomplish with any meaningful results. Another reason to envy Ururu. It just seems to embarrass Jinta and Ururu, however.

Toushirou helps carry the rest of the presents downstairs. Karin pushes aside the table before setting the pile down and sorting through them.

"Um, okay, these two are your's, Toushirou," Karin says while she passes a pair of boxes in peppermint and pink wrapping paper. He can tell you almost instantly these were wrapped by Jinta and Ururu respectively.

It's better than Toushirou's brown paper, at least.

Karin passes out the rest of the presents before they begin opening them. Of course, Ururu starts with her enormous present, peeling off the striped paper, popping open the box, and sliding out a foam structure. She gasps and applauds.

"Oh my god, how did you get this?" she gasps as she pries a massive assault rifle out of the foam. Toushirou's jaw hits the deck.

Jinta merely sniffs with a snide smirk. "Oh, I made it. Although, Dad helped with the smaller parts. But I did the heavy lifting. He just read the instructions. We tested it and everything so it's a fully operational killing machine."

"That's a really thoughtful gift, but my dad would kill me if he found out we had a gun in here," Karin hisses. Ururu slips it into its sleeve.

Jinta receives a pair of gauges from Karin and gushes about how long he's wanted to pierce his ears, a pair of reflective sunglasses Toushirou found for him a couple of months ago, and apparently, Ururu bought him a baseball signed by someone famous as Toushirou is fairly certain sent Jinta straight to Heaven. Ururu's remaining gifts are necklaces he bought at a flea market and a pearl-handle knife from Karin. Toushirou becomes increasingly concerned by the amount of weapons Ururu has amassed today alone.

Karin makes Toushirou open his presents next. Jinta and Ururu bought him a spectacular tapestry of dragons.

"The authenticator-guy said it's a relic from the seventeen hundreds. We saw it and it was so you," Ururu explains.

"I'm surprised you could even afford this," he says.

"The vendor owed our family a favor, so he was happy to discount it," Jinta says while he rolls it and drops it into the tube.

Karin is beaming when he opens her present. It's a ring box with a trio of rings. By far, his favorite is the dragon head in silver. Hyourinmaru is even pleased, purring within him like a cat.

He's never considered accessorizing, but this changes his mind with this.

"Oh, wow," he says, slipping them onto his fingers and watching them glint in the overhead lights, "this is... these are spectacular, babe."

"I'm glad you like them," Karin replies. She's practically glowing and it's making him flutter. "I was worried they wouldn't be your thing, but Ururu said they'd still be nice decorative pieces, if you so chose."

"I love them," he promises.

He loves her more than anything, he thinks.

Eventually, they begin chatting. Jinta and Ururu excuse themselves later in the evening, leaving him and Karin alone in the home. Perhaps it's the hormones of nascent manhood, but it gives him ideas that set his heart pounding.

Karin slips onto his lap and folds her alabaster legs one over the other. His hand lays on her thigh while she kisses him.

Can she feel his heart pounding? The thought makes him paranoid.

"I'm glad you got to come today," she says. Her elbow lays on the cushion and she sets her temple on her fist. "I missed you."

"I missed you too," he replies. Her eyes are steel gray but somehow soft. He could swim in them like mercury. "I love you."

Karin kisses him. Her arms fall around his shoulders. It makes him inflate. She laughs while he adjusts his hips. It makes him worry he's inadequate.

"What?" he says.

"Nothing," Karin promises. Her hand falls down his neck and chest while they resume kissing. Her lips are soft, and her tongue laps at his lips.

Frenching once sounded unappealing, but as Karin presses past his teeth, he wants to smack his past self for being a goddamn fool.

They fall onto his back. Toushirou's fingers find her knees and pull them towards his pits so her pelvis lays flat on his lap. She giggles.

"What?" he croaks. Karin kisses his jaw and hums.

"You've just got wood."

"I-Is it, like, small or something?"

"Not at all." Karin sits up. Her nails scrape down the front of his shirt and it makes him buck. He wants to take it off so he can feel it on his skin entirely uninterrupted. He's stopped when Karin's fingers loop under the hem of her shirt. He's so excited he's almost sick. Almost. When she whips off her shirt, revealing a sports bra pressing her tits up and in, he salivates, but she's far from finished.

"H-hang on," she says. "This is always the hard part..." It takes her a minute to pull off her bra. Her shoulder pops as she pulls it off her bulbous chest and she grunts while pushing it over her head. Her breasts fall over her ribs, nearly reaching her navel. Her nipples are milk chocolate on her breasts. He reaches to pet its peak with his knuckle, and throbs under her pussy when meeting her soft flesh billowing around him.

"God, you're gorgeous," he remarks airily. It's like a dream here.

Karin smiles. "I figured you'd enjoy yourself."

She dips and kisses him again. Her hair falls around their face and he hugs her, flattening her breasts against his, drawing his fingers up and down the dimple of her spine. She hums and purrs.

"I should probably take you upstairs," he says. He kisses her neck before digging his teeth in. Karin's moan echoes against the walls. "This can't be comfortable for your back."

"Okay," she says.

It's a little awkward trying to stand up with her in his lap, but he's able to carry her by the backs of her thighs while they giggle and race upstairs. Toushirou fumbles with her doorknob before Karin reaches behind her and opens it herself. He stumbles inside and falls hard onto her mattress which squeals like a rodent beneath their descent, but she kisses him and keeps her legs loop around his hips, grinding his length against her while he's tongued.

"Sweet lord," he shudders. There's no way he can keep up like this. Her crotch makes his underwear sticky with precum, and he can already see himself driving into her pussy while her eyes roll back in her head and her tits rock like the tide.

Toushirou sinks to his knees in front of the bed. Her legs pull his shirt up to his pits until Karin apologizes and unhooks him. He whips it off and tosses it to one side.

With her legs open, Toushirou unties her shorts. Karin lifts her hips up while he pulls them down past her knees. He kisses the inside of her knee while she pulls her feet out and she giggles.

The exterior doesn't look like anything he imagined. He knows a lot of girls shave, but he didn't anticipate there there being two sets of lips, let alone the inside lips are longer than the outside lips. He pushes it apart with his thumbs and finds two holes, which makes way less gross than peeing and fucking with the same hole. When he kisses the exterior, it's a little prickly, on the outside, but the inside is smooth, plush, and wet. Toushirou is reminded here that he genuinely has no fucking clue what he's doing, but he hikes her legs over his shoulders, draws his tongue up and down the inside of her lips, and hopes for the best. 

It's a strange taste. Not something he dislikes, but not something he's going out of his way for. Now, the way she shudders and slips her fingers in his hair is something he'll be coming back for time and again.

Karin says, "You're too low," and her fingers slip under his chin. She lifts him to an inflamed piece of her cunt. "Concentrate on-- oh god," she says.

He gets the point. Toushirou eagerly laps at the swollen hood of her clit and wants so badly to stroke himself but finds himself lacking while multitasking. He can come later. Right now, he just wants to see Karin squirming in ecstasy.

"Yesss," she says while pushing him by the back of his head against her. "Oh, baby, you're-- oh god," Karin's side curls towards her hips. One of her hands covers her mouth while she moans. He grabs her wrist and pries it off her. Instead, she props herself on her elbows and shakes. "Oh, that's good honey, that's good..."

He could purr like a cat now. Her approval has always given him stirrings, but this makes him drip.

"Keep it up, just like that," she says. He picks up the pace and she smacks him. "I didn't say faster, I said to-- ohhh, you're a quick study, Toushirou, you're a-- oh my god--"

She falls onto her back and her legs extend. He knows she said to keep doing as he was, but he pushed up her hood with his thumb to reveal the head of her clit and rubs it with his tongue. She pushes him hard against her, fingers splayed against the back of his head like she palms a basketball, and pleads, screams, for him to keep going until her breath is gone and all that's left are long moans. She writhes as he rides through her climax, milking it for everything, for every appraisal he'll receive once she finishes.

She pushes him off her cunt and he catches strings of her orgasm before licking his lips. She bites her lip with a heady gaze. "That... that was... wow," she says. His chest swells and he smirks. "Go rinse your mouth out. We're not finished."

Toushirou wants to keep the taste a little longer, but he's beholden to Karin's orders, functionally enslaved to her whims. He rinses his mouth before blotting his face dry and staring at his erection in the mirror in the bathroom. There's a wet trickle meandering towards his sac. He's got no idea where this is going but likes it. She could collar him and he'd be damn grateful.

He returns to Karin's bedroom to find her on all fours with her ass in the air. Toushirou runs his fingers through his hair and turns away with a string of swears.

He definitely could've seen this coming, and it's something he wants, but this is his first time. He knows from whatever gross boy-talk from the academy and the office that men don't last long. She's way out of his league and this is probably the most terrifying thing to end tonight would be to come prematurely. And, yeah, she's come already, and he's definitely going to come, but it seems unfair to take a pounding and not get anything out of it.

Karin finds him outside the door. Her eyebrows are upturned. "Did I come on too strongly?" she asks.

"What? No," he replies, "I'm just... really, really close to finishing and it's... it's embarrassing."

"Don't be embarrassed," she says. Her palm glides across his shoulders. "It's... I mean, I've fingered myself, but it hasn't really gone anywhere. This is for you, honey. I wanna fuck you."

He blows air through his lips. He knows she doesn't mean to, but there is something spectacularly seductive about how it's said. Maybe it's the candor.

He kisses her before she pushes him inside. Karin pulls him onto her like a blanket. They part from their kisses, only briefly, so Toushirou can feel for her entrance with the head of his cock in hand. He thinks he's found it for a moment and slides forward, but it's only her lips and she laughs when he slips onto her pubic bone. It makes him hot with shame.

"Hey, it's okay, here." Karin folds her knees to her chest. It spreads her and gives him better access. Toushirou is easily able to slip inside of her.

The clinical technicalities are easily described. She's soaking wet and pillowy. The feeling, on the other hand, is ineffable. He moans as warmth and relief and need overcomes him, and inadvertently gyrates. Toushirou has to anchor himself on his forearms on either side of her head and take a breather.

"Are you okay?" she asks.

"Better than okay, I'm just trying not to come just yet," he says as he lays his forehead on her breast. The hum Karin utters gives him the impression she's impatient and his performance anxiety returns.

He kisses her with tongue and slowly rolls his hips forward. Her splayed hands run down his spine and onto his buttocks, where her fingers and nails dig crescents into him. He pushes his weight onto his hands to free his bottom side of his weight for thrust. The friction of pistoning into her is ecstasy. Toushirou moans, hard, basking in her. Karin's hands float onto the back of his shoulders and she joins in Toushirou's noise-making. He parts to see her eyes have shut.

"Harder," Karin tells him, and it sends electricity down his spine. Toushirou picks up the pace and the sound of clapping flesh-on-flesh and the squeal of her box spring.

"God, yes," Karin hisses. Her arms fall back, so Toushirou pins her legs up by the backs of her knees and resumes. His back and abs burn, but god, does he feel great. He feels his orgasm build and coil inside of his pelvis. "Oh, don't fucking stop, Toushirou, you're-- oh god," she continues while writhing. Karin founds herself while her eyelids flutter. Her gorgeous, steel-gray irises have rolled into the back of her head.

The visage makes him snap and he shakes. For a moment, his rhythm stutters while ejaculating. It's like high tide overcomes him, an orgasm better than whatever mediocre results onanism gives him. But he can't stop. At minimum, he wants the bragging rights to making her come twice in less than ten minutes, and be able to prove it to a skeptical audience.

For the second time that night, Karin tremors and chokes and utters long, deep, hoarse moans, as musical as her squealing bedsprings. She's shivering around him, milking his cock, and it's like a dam breaks.

He tries to keep pace while spilling into her, so Karin's orgasms can be as good as his is, because it's magical. It's the best thing he's felt in years.

It ends. He falls onto her mattress and pants like he ran a marathon. Karin swings her arm over him and kisses his eyelids.

"You're a fucking Olympian," she giggles while turning onto her back. He likes how her breasts jiggle.

"I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did," he confesses while rubbing his cheek against her pillow. Her praise makes him flutter inside. "The fuck did we wait so long to do this?"

"Oh, I would've been so bad."

"The great part of owning a pussy is the impossibility of being bad in bed from what I've been told."

She laughs. "Fair enough... let's wash up. I need to run out for some morning-after pills."

He looks down at his flaccid penis. "Does this even, like, work like that?"

"Good point. I'm not sure... I'll ask Urahara-san. Can you start the bath for me while I call?"

It feels weird to talk to Kisuke about their sex life, but there's no one else to ask, so he starts the bath. She comes back a few minutes later and pulls her hair tie out and shakes out her hair. She's beautiful like this, he thinks. He'll never understand why men complain about their wives. Karin kisses him, tells him he doesn't have any potency, and Toushirou's pretty certain he wouldn't care either fucking way, because this woman is the one of his dreams.

[toshiro-taichou]

A relaxing evening

Toshiro sat up straight in his seat and stretched his stiff arms, popping his bones. His hand moved his hair out of his face as his bright turquoise eyes glanced over the clock in his home office. 

6:00

“Is that the time already?” Toshiro thought. “You do tend to lose track of time when you’re working, master.” Hyorinmaru rumbles in his mind. Toshiro hummed and nodded, getting out of his seat, his knees cracking from being in his chair for hours. He adjusted his t-shirt and headed out of his home office.

Although he was the captain of the tenth division, Toshiro was stationed in the world of the living. Ever since Ichigo Kurosaki moved to the Seireitei to start his full Shinigami life, dangerous hollows began appearing when Karin and Yuzu grew older. Kyoraku decided for Toshiro to be stationed in the world of the living until further notice.

However, that was a planned situation to have Toshiro in the world of the living as Kyoraku found out about Toshiro’s crush on the black-haired Kurosaki. Toshiro was allowed to live in the world of the living, being with the woman he loves, as long as he keeps the human world safe. That was the deal and Toshiro continues to do so all the time. Toshiro does the paperwork side of things and goes to the Seireitei every month to report and check on the Division, Rangiku looks after the Division. 

When Rangiku found out Toshiro’s “secret” plan, she agreed to be more serious and responsible when looking after the tenth division. In her eyes, she truly believed Toshiro deserved to have happiness after suffering so much. Plus she has ALWAYS teased Toshiro about having a crush on Karin ever since she found Toshiro spying on Karin back during the Arrancar situation many years ago.

Toshiro walked into the homely living space and smiled warmly. His eyes lit up at the beautiful sight in front of him.

His step-son/bonus son, Ryunosuke Kurosaki, was sitting in the corner of the corner sofa, reading a manga magazine. Ryunosuke is a seventeen year old high school student. Ryunosuke is an introvert at heart, the complete opposite of a Kurosaki. He has black spiky hair, which looks messy around his face and covers one of his eyes. Ryunosuke has a rare eye condition, he has heterochromia eyes. He has one blue eye and one red eye. The red eye is constantly covered. He gets his eye colour from his father but Ryunosuke prefers to never hear a word about his biological father. The teenager has pale skin and is 5’11, or 181cm, in height. He has a slightly muscular build but not that much. He wears a dark red loose jumper and blue ripped jeans with a silver chain. The silver chain often holds his Quincy cross. His right hand is covered by a black fingerless glove and his left hand is wrapped by blue tape. He usually has black boots on but due to being inside, he is wearing white socks. He also usually wears a black face mask outside of his safe zone but as he is at home, his safe zone, he doesn’t need to wear it. Over his ears were some headphones which connected to his phone, he was listening to music as he read his manga magazine.

Toshiro’s eyes then wandered to the dining table where his first biological child, Kimoto Hitsugaya, sat and doing his homework. Kimoto is a twelve year old junior high school student. Kimoto is an extrovert type of child, he is what a Kurosaki is but with the Hitsugaya name. He has white spiky hair, which was currently messy and being pulled on, due to stress. His turquoise eyes narrowed at his homework sheet. Kimoto has sun-kissed skin due to him being outside a lot as he is an active child. Due to being a child, he has a slim and small structure and is 4’11 1/16, or 150cm, in height. He is currently wearing a dark blue hoodie with a black t-shirt underneath, black shorts and white socks. Usually he would have blue trainers on his feet but he was inside, he was hanging his blue slippers on his feet. Kimoto is often compared to his father due to his looks, but Kimoto wasn’t like Toshiro. While Toshiro is a genius, Kimoto is dyslexic and due to his dyslexia, Kimoto is struggling with his homework.

Toshiro’s eyes left Kimoto for a moment and went to the two girls sitting by the coffee table in front of the TV, drawing at the table.

These two girls are twins.

The first twin is Kurayami Hitsugaya. Kurayami is the oldest twin. She has black long hair which is a little wavy and bright turquoise eyes. Her skin is a more neutral white as Kurayami has days where she likes being outside and days where she likes being inside. Kurayami is a ball of sunshine, she is cheerful and very outgoing, she is also protective of her younger twin. She is more like Karin than she is Toshiro, not that Toshiro minded. Kurayami was wearing a dark purple short sleeved t-shirt with a light purple bunny on the front, the t-shirt had a small hood. On her bottom half she is wearing a light green skirt and dark green socks. If she was outside, she would be wearing a pair of dark purple trainers, but she was inside and wearing a pair of light purple slippers. 

The second twin is Yukihime Hitsugaya. Yukihime is the youngest twin. She has long white hair which is mostly straight and braided. She has bright turquoise eyes and her skin is a sun-kissed tone as she loves playing outside. However, unlike her twin she is not outgoing, Yukihime is the shy type and is often quiet, but when she’s with her family, she is very cheerful. Yukihime was wearing the same outfit as Kurayami but in different colours. She has a light green short sleeved t-shirt with a dark green bunny on the front, with a small hood. On her bottom half, she has a dark purple skirt and light purple socks. Like Kurayami, if she was outside, she would be wearing a pair of trainers but in light green, but she was inside and wearing a pair of dark green slippers.

The twins are both eight years old and they are both 4’2 ⅛, or 127.3 cm, in height. 

The youngest child of the family is Takashi Hitsugaya, who was currently watching cartoons on the TV while curled up to Ryunosuke while drinking a bottle of milk. Takashi has short spiky hair which has two different colours. The front part of his hair is black while the back part of his hair is white. He also has turquoise eyes. He has pale skin as he doesn't like going outside often. He is very quiet and grumpy to anyone who isn’t his favourite, he often changes favourites each day. Takashi is wearing a black jumper with black and white striped sleeves and on the front of the jumper is a panda face. On the hood of the jumper are two panda ears. He usually has black shorts on his legs but currently he was just in a diaper with a pair of white socks. Takashi is two years old and is 2’6, or 77cm, in height. 

Toshiro felt his heart melt at the sight of his children. He glanced at the kitchen where his wife, Karin, is. She was cooking dinner. Usually Toshiro would be cooking dinner but on weekends, Karin cooks dinner. 

Compared to how she used to look, Karin had changed so much over the years. She has grown into a beautiful woman. Her hair was long and tied up and her grey eyes have gotten brighter over the years since becoming a mother at sixteen. Karin has also developed a slight tan from being out in the sun all the time. She had grown up to be an Elementary P.E School teacher and soccer coach for 8-12 year olds. Her body has gotten more curvy and thick in some places due to giving birth to five children but Toshiro has never cared for it, he loves Karin for who she is, not what she looks like.

Toshiro looked back over at Kimoto, who was still struggling on his homework, and walked over to him. He sat across from Kimoto and read his son’s homework upside down. “Need help, Kimo?” Toshiro gently asked Kimoto, knowing how embarrassed Kimoto gets about his dyslexia.

“No.” Kimoto mumbled, clearly needing the help but refused to give in. Toshiro smiled lightly and just stayed seated, knowing Kimoto would soon give in. It was like it every week since Kimoto started Junior High School. As Toshiro waited, he took his Soul Pager out and contacted some people in the Seireitei. 

Karin hummed along to the music on the radio which was quietly playing in the kitchen section so she could cook. It was weekends like this that made Karin glad she chose the right man to be with. Compared to her ex-boyfriend, marrying Toshiro felt like a miracle due to how patient he is, even when she was raising Ryunosuke as a single parent when Ryunosuke was first born. Her adult life felt like a dream, a loving husband, five wonderful children, an amazing twin sister, caring nephews, a sweet niece, an idiot father and over the top friends. The only thing that made her know it wasn’t a dream was the fact her brother never contacted her, her sister or her father. However, Karin never focused on the past, she focused on the present.

“Dinner!” She called out, bringing the plates over to the table. 

“We’ll help!” Kurayami and Yukihime shot up from their positions on the floor, racing over to Karin to help her. 

“Finally.” Kimoto sighed in relief, happy to have a break from his confusing homework, which earnt an amused chuckle from Toshiro. 

“I’ll help you after dinner, Kimoto.” Toshiro smiled, taking Kimoto’s homework to set it on the side.

Ryunosuke took his headphones off and put his manga magazine down. He looked down at Takashi with a slight smile. “Ready to eat, Kashi?” 

Takashi lazily looked up at Ryunosuke, still sucking on his bottle, and nodded. Ryunosuke lifted Takashi up and brought him to the high chair and set him down.

Once the dinner was set down on the table, everyone was seated at the dining table, having a happy discussion. The twins were seated on Kimoto’s right, Toshiro was seated in front of Kimoto, Karin was next to Toshiro, Ryunosuke was seated beside Karin and on his left was Takashi on his high chair. Ryunosuke was keeping an eye on Takashi, making sure his food didn’t fall off the high chair or all over him. Toshiro was riling Kimoto up a little by teasing him, which caused Kimoto to scowl and shoot his words back at Toshiro. Karin was listening to the twins' stories of the drawings they were making. 

“Yeah! The knight is saving the prince from a mean monkey!” Kurayami stated, happily. Yukihime nodded in agreement. “Yeah, the knight is very powerful and has magic coming out of her eyes.”

“My. My. This knight sounds like a powerful lady.” Karin smiled. Yukihime nodded. “Yeah, this knight is a Fairy Queen.” Kurayami grinned widely. “And the Prince is a framed Criminal that the knight is looking to defend the Prince’s honour!”

“Kimoto, you don’t need to be embarrassed because of your Dyslexia.” Toshiro said. Kimoto scowled and blushed in embarrassment. “Shut up! You’re a genius, dad, how can I not be embarrassed?!” Toshiro sighed softly. 

“Kimoto, you have to understand that me being smart is not just because I’m a genius, but I am at least 100 years old. I have been through things and I was a captain of an investigation-focus division.” Toshiro said softly before smiling. “Plus, despite the fact you’re dyslexic, you are smart in your own way. Just think of your dyslexia as a powerful hollow, if you manage to overcome it by facing it head on, it won’t be as bothersome as before. Also, you should never be embarrassed for something out of your control, you are your own person. You’re not my clone.” 

Kimoto blushed even more from embarrassment and looked down at his food. “You sure my dyslexia is okay and not embarrassing for you?” Toshiro smiled warmly and patted his head. “You’re still my annoying kid no matter what difficulties you have.” “Oh shut up, old man!” Kimoto growled, making Toshiro laugh.

[ao3feed-ichiruki]

Earned It

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by EmmiEspi

Rukia believed she didn't need to be praised. Ichigo disagrees.

Words: 6834, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of The Smut Series

Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kuchiki Rukia, Kurosaki Ichigo

Relationships: Kuchiki Rukia/Kurosaki Ichigo

Additional Tags: IIHW2022, Rukia POV, Praise Kink, Size Difference, possesive Ichi, Character introspect, slight angst, cause I cant help myself, Rukia deserved the world, Ichigo will give it to her

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[straightbaittournament]

only the option with the lowest percentage will be eliminated! propaganda under the cut:

fitzroy angursell and pali avramapul:

I’m pretty sure even the author thought they were straight and endgame when she started writing them. Although initially Pali is portrayed as the love of Fitzroy’s life so that you think you’re going to have to put up with this straight relationship, she’s later canonically confirmed aroace with a lot of subtext around two other women, while it becomes clear in later books that Fitzroy has a growing interest in another man. Tfw you are sure they’re going to kiss by the end of the book and then it turns out that previous marriage proposals were plausibly about friendship in the first place

oscar francois de jarjayes and andre grenadier:

Okay, so this might sound kind of weird but bear with me because I really think they should count. Oscar was afab but her father gave her a boy's name and raised her as a boy (by 18th century standards) because sexism and he had 5 daughters and decided she was going to be a son because they were a noble family and he wanted a son to become a high ranking military official because they're rich so they can just do that. Oscar joins the army and becomes Marie-Antoinette's personal guard. Her and childhood best friend Andre are very close through out the series (he supports her throughout the many scandals that she has to deal with because she works for the royal family) and at the end of the series it is revealed that they are in love, but they are both killed in the war before they can actually get together. The dying before they can be together might fall into the buried straights category but they relationship also has really queer energy because throughout the series it becomes apparent that Oscar usually Does Not Vibe with only the gender she assigned at birth. She sometimes refers to herself as a woman, sometimes refers to herself as a man, but her attitude is usually basically 'I'm a man, I'm a woman, I'm both, I'm neither, stop asking'. So I think they should count as straightbait because we find out that Oscar is nonbinary and Andre loves her no matter what her gender is (and then they die before they can get together).

abbie mills and ichabod crane:

They both start out as main characters, working together since the ep. 1. Next three seasons follow the regular m/f protagonist duo pattern: they need each other's help, there's chemistry going on, there are heartwrenching scenes and dramatic sacrifices, they learn they can only truly rely on each other - so the next step is to let them be together, right? Wrong. The next step is to let lt. Mills make a final sacrifice, which on top of killing the pairing insults her as a character - suddenly from the POV protagonist she started as she's demoted to secondary character who always was just there to be the main guy's support. There are some feelings acknowledged, but no confessions or promises exchanged during the final fleeting reunion. Three-seasons-worth of build-up and then she dies.

angel and cordelia chase:

They met as characters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but their dynamic doesn't take off until the Angel spinoff Because the showrunners of Angel didn't go in with the idea of putting these two together, the characters' friendship was allowed to develop organically without the assumption of romance, which then made the realization of their feelings for each other more satisfying. Unfortunately the shadow of Bangel (Buffy x Angel) still held over Angel's character, so I think it was a hard sell at the time and didn't gain a lot of popularity in the years since. Both these two characters grew alongside each other, supported each other, and despite knowing that they loved each other, let each other go to pursue their destinies. A really underrated het pairing!

entrapta and hordak:

Heavily heavily heavily hinted/slow burn?

joseph cooper and amelia brand:

These two are explicitly set up as the male and female leads of the movie and shown to have a close relationship with each other, one where in any other movie I would have expected them to end up together by the end of the movie, especially since one of the central themes of Interstellar is love as a force that can change the universe. However, the two do not get together by the end of the movie and there is never any explicitly romantic scene between them.

akko kagari and andrew hanbridge:

Very typical hetero-love-interest introduction, rival vibes, aloof rich boy & headstrong "commoner" girl, learning to see each other's point of view, she dresses up for the first time in the series to sneak into his party to try to talk to him. Just classic 'ugh they're clearly gonna get together' but... they don't. Nothing romantic is ever explicit, and by s2 they're friends and that's it. there's no discussion or drama. they're good friends. literally shocked me. apparently a guy and girl who fit a bunch of romantic tropes... can just be friends

kurosaki ichigo and kuchiki rukia:

Oh man, where do I even begin? So, for some context, Bleach starts when Rukia (a shinigami) gets critically injured saving Ichigo from a monster, and she transfers her powers to him so he can finish it off. Instead of transferring half her powers as planned, however, she transfers all of them, which forces Ichigo to take over her job as a shinigami. During this time period, Rukia... lives in his closet. Yeah. The entire first arc of the manga is dedicated to their relationship, and while a lot of it is playful banter, Rukia's presence in Ichigo's life fundamentally changes it for the better. Rukia then gets kidnapped by the rest of the shinigami who aren't at all happy she gave her powers to a human, and the main plot ensues from there. Throughout the story, Rukia and Ichigo constantly save each other when they're at their worst. When Rukia thinks she deserves to die, Ichigo is there to tell her she deserves to live. When Ichigo is in a funk about his superpowered evil side, Rukia is there to snap him out of it (something his canon love interest explicitly realises she was unable to do). They share a sun/moon motif for crying out loud, and yet like that last sentence said... they don't end up together, but with other people instead. Yeah. No shade to the canon ships, but Ichiruki is peak straightbaiting, honestly. They have a lot of banter/chemistry, fundamentally change eachother's lives for the better, save each other when they're at their lowest, and have a very deliberate sun/moon dichotomy... but they both end up paired off with different characters instead asdfghkl

bow and glimmer:

They didn’t get together until the VERY END of the whole show and even then it was a little ambiguous (was it a BFF “I love you?” 🤷🏼‍♀️)

hardwon surefoot and moonshine cybin:

They’re DnD characters so they’re bi disasters canonically. Just not for each other The best way to describe Hardshine is this: “They’re soulmates” “Platonically or romantically?” “Yes” Literally they care so much about each other. Moonshine cured Hardwon’s vampirism by reincarnating him into a half elf and he told her “I’ve been half elf ever since I met you”. Moonshine is a high level elf druid which means she’ll basically live forever and literally the most emotional scene where she asks her mom “How long do half-elves live?”. Hardwon was always a fish out of water who never really fit in until he found Moonshine and the Crick. Are they dating? Queerplatonic partners? Siblings? Idk man they’re just in love it doesn’t matter how.

good luck everyone! now go vote!

[dramatisperscnae]

10 Fandoms/10 Characters/10 Tags

DC Arthur Curry Dick Grayson Jason Todd Selina Kyle [listen i barely go here okay]

Marvel Loki Bucky Barnes Remy Lebeau Clint Barton Logan Howlett Pietro Maximoff [deserved better in the MCU gdi] Kurt Wagner Steve Rogers Thor Matt Murdock

Homestuck [don't fucking judge me >w>] Dirk Tavros Equius Nepeta Summoner Rufioh Dave Mindfang Dualscar Darkleer

Tolkien Faramir Aragorn Eowyn Boromir Gandalf Maglor Beren Turin Beorn Theoden

Bleach Kuchiki Byakuya Kyouraku Shunsui Ukitake Juushirou Hitsugaya Toshirou Kuchiki Rukia Abarai Renji Kurosaki Ichigo Ishida Uryuu Ichimaru Gin Hisagi Shuuhei

Genshin Impact Diluc Kaeya Wriothelesley Neuvilette Dainsleif Xiao Ayato Tartaglia Zhongli Alhaitham

Fullmetal Alchemist Maes Hughes Roy Mustang Jean Havoc Ed Elric Van Hohenheim Riza Hawkeye Ling Yao Greed Winry Rockbell Maj.Gen. Olivier Mira Armstrong

Final Fantasy Franchise Cidolfus Telamon Vincent Valentine Basch fon Ronsenberg Balthier Auron Gladiolus Amicitia Clive Rosfield Red XIII Noctis Wakka

World Mythology Loki Susano-o Hades Athena Cuchulainn Anansi Persephone Sigyn Sir Gawain [the arthurian cycle counts, fight me] The Green Man

Persona 5 Amamiya Ren Kitagawa Yuusuke Iwai Munehisa Arsene Goemon Akechi Goro Hasegawa Zenkichi Togo Hifumi Yoshizawa Sumire Sakura Sojirou

tagged by: @defectivexfragmented tagging: @arobinwithoutbatman, @normaltothemax, @cxpedcrusxder, @perditos, and I honestly cannot be bothered to tag six more people, steal it if you wanna >w>

[onmitsu-taicho]

❝ i want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. you know, girly stuff. ❞ (Shinji @ Soi-fon... I'm sorry about him... in advance)

Grey eyes narrowed at their fellow Captain, Sui-Feng tilting their head just a bit, as what was likely a sneer twitched at one corner of their mouth. "And you are telling me this... why, Hirako-taicho?" The Captains Meeting had just ended, called suddenly in response to Ichigo Kurosaki's unexpected appearance in the Soul Society after almost a year and a half, and the assassin was already on edge after this very same man had brushed off their rightful statement that Kugo Ginjo was a criminal; and murderer — and thus didn't deserve burial rights, in any of the Three Worlds. "Clearly, you find anything I say irrelevant.” A moment’s pause.

"I ask again — why are you saying this to me?"

@hirak0s

[adversitybloomed]

🌸  ┊ letter received from @orangeshinigami       Kurosaki Ichigo : “   I felt there was no point in telling anyone anything that was happening inside me.   ” / QUOTES FOUND ON PINTEREST.

          Mulan knew that he was talking about his past and his feelings that lingered thanks to the years of self sacrificing himself for the greater good. yet, his words pained her heart, for she wished that someone saw his suffering and took him into their arms to tell him it was alright. to her, he deserved the world ━━ for he was kind, loyal and true.

          even now, he did what was best for those he cared for, instead of being selfish and doing what he wanted. she knew that his heart longed for the mortal realm, to once more be by his families side and confess the feelings of his heart to the girl he had to reject and leave behind. and yet here he sat within the soul realm, doing the responsible thing and training his body to once more be able to be strong enough to return home.

          it was honorable and noble ━━ but it was not lost on her how sad he truly was.      ❝  ... i know... it feels as if we must walk alone so that others are not bothered or do not suffer... but, it is okay to feel this way. it is okay to feel, Ichigo.  ❞    her hand lifted to slightly rest upon his back, fingers curling against the fabric of his shihakusho in order to help bring him some comfort.

        ❝  let out the darkness that has lingered within your heart. talk about what is happening within you and let your soul recover from all that you have been through.  ❞    she gave him a small smile as she shifted her kneeling to be closer to him.      ❝  you are so brave and so strong, but even the greatest of warriors must take time to recover and heal.  ❞    lifting her other hand, she moved to push back part of his orange hair so she could see his face,      ❝  you are not alone.  ❞

[el-yon]

it's pretty toxic out there, take some orihime head patting and cradling for protection and good luck ✨