#icebreaker jokes

[howdoesone]

How does one casually bring up their dad's donor number at a sleepover?

Sleepovers are a rite of passage for many children and teens. They offer a unique opportunity to bond with friends, share stories, and create lasting memories. However, for children conceived through sperm donation, the question of how to discuss their unique origins can be a bit tricky, especially in a casual setting like a sleepover. One particularly delicate topic is how to bring up their…

[possamble]

trying to get kiki's characterization right (at the same time as navigating a falin who's gotten into a tense situation with people she doesn't know very well AND without the assistance of laios or marcille) is highkey kicking my ass ngl

[some-pers0n]

The tapeworm in my ear is telling me to play Disco Elysium again for the third time now where I actually go through with the political quests

[funsizedoblivions]

yall arent ready for this one

the sunshine court - nora sakavic

set in california

characters in college

characters are d1 athletes

main characters have a romance

one mc is captain of their team

one mc has rich family

one mc has complicated relationship with food

dual pov

mafia

icebreaker - hannah grace

set in california

characters in college

characters are d1 athletes

main characters have a romance

one mc is captain of their team

one mc has rich family

one mc has complicated relationship with food

dual pov

[catre33]

my Sunday school teacher tried to do an icebreaker and asked where in the world we would go for 2 weeks. No cost restrictions

haLF OF US SAID COSTCO I CANT-

[bugmistake]

i really am trying very hard to get better at not caring what people think of me but ummm. being rejected by my peers does still hurt a little!

[waitwhatl]

WHAT IS A GOOD ACT FOR A SILLY TALENT SHOW

PLEASE LET ME KNOW

Once Again, I screwed up. We all have to do a talent.

Sure, I have talents but no silly ones.

What's a good silly talent?? It's *not* a church talent show but there will also be reverends there because my life is weird rn and this is supposed to be an icebreaker thing with new classmates?

[dalishborne]

comment if ur muse has a cat so i know who revie is going to strategically befriend for all the cat cuddles

[snake-spire]

Shout out to both my coworker and I for being so autistic and socially awkward that my boss thought I was uncomfortable about a joke they made.

[reesescuffs]

I love height differences in relationships

You just KNOW the tall mf has scoliosis.

[nem0-nee]

AMONG US

go crazy Nemo

"When... the imposter is amogus."

[Insert detailed script of how Nemo was the imposter all along]

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[howdoesone]

How does one ask their new friend if they also feel like a science experiment gone right?

In today’s rapidly advancing world of reproductive technology, the concept of children conceived through sperm donation is no longer rare. Yet, despite the growing number of kids who share this unique origin story, the conversation surrounding it remains sensitive and often awkward. One particularly tricky scenario is asking a new friend, who might also be a sperm donor child, if they too feel…

[supersoftly]

In my experience, the better you get at sewing, the worse you get at lying.

You just cannot be seemless about it.

[blastlight]

going up to somebody and asking "you want some weed?" and then showing them a clearly labeled package of dried seaweed is a pretty solid bit i've been doing for a little while. highly recommend

[gregor-samsung]

Ледокол [The Icebreaker] (Nikolay Khomeriki - 2016)

[thatonesillygoof]

If He Had Been With Me by Laura Nowlin :3

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