#ic: the party is this way
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 7 months ago
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"OH MY GOODNESS!!! ME!!!!"
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"Oohoohoohoo my, what a surprise! Here I thought I was the only one! A pleasure to meet myself, truly a pleasure!" Barnaby beamed, extending a taloned foot to shake the other owl's.
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 1 year ago
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This was far from the first time Barnaby had visited this colorful realm of dragons, but it was by far his least discreet. He wasn't bothering to hide himself as a sheep or a frog or anything of the sort. Rather, he was walking around in his normal form and admiring the scenery when the sound of pleasant lute music caught his ear. He brightened and turned his head in the direction of the sound. The ghostly owl moved in the music's direction without even a moment of hesitation, curious as to who was playing the tune. He was unsurprised to find it was one of the draconic inhabitants of this realm; those who inhabited this particular section, he'd found, were those who enjoyed artistic pursuits such as painting, sculpting, singing, and baking.
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"A fellow music lover, I see! I must say, you have quite a talent with that instrument of yours. Perhaps you would like to play at one of my parties, hoohoo? I can make an exception on the 'being dead' rule this once," he greeted happily. "My name is Barnaby, hoohoo! Might I have the pleasure of knowing your name?"
If he was able to coax the fellow into getting to know one another better, Barnaby mused, they might even be able to participate in a duet together with this mystery dragon on his lute and of course Barnaby providing the vocals.
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The music Tomas played was wonderful, there was nary a day where Tomas wasnā€™t strumming his lute in some respect. He was in constant search of new ideas. It wasnā€™t an easy art to master being a bard, but Tomas strived to be as exciting as he could be. Entertaining the realms was a task only a few dragons could pull off. Darius was certainly a rival to Tomas in that respect. So, in an attempt to beat that white scaled blowhard Tomas spent hours thinking, shaking his head, and throwing balls of paper everywhere. The creative process was a hard one. However, Tomas would never admit defeat. Not to Darius!
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ā€œJust you wait Darius! My next performance will be a thousand times better than yours! You may think I didnā€™t notice that joke you snuck in there about bards. But, I did! I saw it! Calling my stories too overdone? Have you looked in the mirror lately? I could have sworn you used the same plot point in your last production. Honestly, calling me overdone? I mean, come on...ā€
Tomas didnā€™t really hate Darius, he was simply playing up the drama. Both dragons were lovers of attention. And nothing was more exciting than to see than a rivalry. It pushed Darius and Tomas to work harder, so that they could bring out the best in one another. Such determination could not be matched.
The main problem was, Tomas was stumped. He couldnā€™t think of anything. At times like this, Tomas would turn to Spyro or another for some help. No one was around at the moment though or was there?
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greenqueenhightower Ā· 8 months ago
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-how it should have ended:
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oatmealcrisp-freak Ā· 1 month ago
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Big fan of the idea that Victor THOUGHT he gave his number to Yuuri and that's why he was so jilted at first (on account of he thought he got played then ghosted), and then the next morning he's scrolling through his phone and realizes he doesn't have Yuuri's number and promptly realizes that oh shit no he didn't, that was someone ELSE he gave his number to, he misremembered!
Like, he didn't check before then because he wanted Yuuri to contact him first in an attempt at being coy, overthought it and got depressed ala 'omg he doesnt wanna talk to me after all wtf that bitch q0q', and then takes Yuuri's rendition of Stammi Vicino as just that. "....This is it. THIS IS THE SIGN. I've waited months for this!! Maybe he's just phone shy!!! Fuck it. Two tickets to Japan for me and my dog, pls!!!!"
And THAT'S why we go from "I have gold medals in negging too!!"
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(BULLYING HIM. MEAN TO HIM. This is exactly what you say to a guy you barely know who you're trying to seduce yep yep)
to, "So...... who's my competition for your hand in marriage? How straight are you? I promise I won't judge you if you've been with a woman before, I have too!"
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(I love how he just lights up the second Yuuri's like 'no, no girlfriends atm' lmaoooo)
Like maybe he was all touchy feely and "lets sleep together Yuuri!" in an 'I'm willing to put this aside to be with you' thing? But maybe after he had that little crying jag after Yuuri flipped, it prompted him to check his assumptions/that thing he'd been taking for granted as 'obvious' the past few months because none of this makes sense...
And realizes whoops he fucked up, cus he warms up, like. SO fast.
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I think that would make this reaction even funnier than it already is lol
"Not only did we not exchange numbers like I thought we did buT HE WAS BLACK OUT DRUNK THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!??!?!?!? Holy hell what must he have been thinking this whole year. Oh my God. I can't believe this. I have fumbled this seduction on so many levels how tf am I engaged I can never tell anyone about this ever for as long as I live. I especially can't tell Chris, after all that bitching I did about getting ghosted he'll RUIN me."
And speaking of Chris, this could explain why he's so catty too about Yuuri 'keeping Victor to himself' and 'sinning'. His bestie retired to coach the asshole who ghosted him? Seriously?? Before Chris could even beat Victor to gold??? Nah hon. Who wouldn't be protective in that situation even if the bridges there are 'mended' so to speak? And then be forced to let it go when he sees first hand how close they really are and how happy Victor is because of Yuuri?
The second Chris discovers what the shit happened he's never gonna let Victor live it down, nope lmao That's going in the Best Man speech.
Speaking as a person with a terrible memory who has to do the 'did I remember to take my pills? Yes, I did. I recall that I did. ...No wait, no I didn't I'm thinking of yesterday' daily, I think this is a possibility!!
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buddiebitch Ā· 8 months ago
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absolutely dying thinking about eddie taking ice out of the bucket with the champagne bottle in it to make tommyā€™s orange juice
who puts ice in orange juice in the first place? youā€™re telling me there isnā€™t a separate bucket of ice that hasnā€™t had a bottle and everyoneā€™s hands in it?
idc what anyone says iā€™m choosing to believe that was eddieā€™s pettiness that drove him to give this man dirty ice
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 1 year ago
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"Oh please, there's no need for formality between us!" the ghostly owl chuckled, flapping his wings slightly. "Just Barnaby will do, hoohoo! And it is a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance; I can assure you I meant every word of what I said. You truly raised a fine young lady...and my words about those nasty folk stands as well. If your husband doesn't get to them before I do, anyway!"
"Perhaps I shouldn't be interjecting, but Hannah is an absolute delight to be around whether half demon or not! And I'm certain the same can be said about her father by extension, considering he raised such a darling little princess, hoohoo! Anyone who thinks otherwise is not-so-cordially invited to my manor. I won't kill them since they certainly don't deserve that honor, but I can make them wish they were dead!" (ghostlyhosty)
Ah, James had heard about this guy. The odd ghost owl who actually used the front door and introduce themselves... which was appreciated to get in their good books.
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"Appreciate it Mr Barnaby was it? You're more than welcome to have some fun."
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itspileofgoodthings Ā· 8 months ago
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Taylor returning over and over to the falling through the ice accident in the Bolterā€”everything to me
#like. just. the shock of it all#thereā€™s something about Taylor where her experience of life is so ā€¦.. brutal#like I donā€™t know how else to say it but it just is. life is not easy on her it is always ready to CLOBBER her#and in a way sheā€™s not easy on life. thereā€™s some kind of magnets/opposite poles stuff where sheā€™s just always drawn to the worst things#to feeling them and experiencing them and almost ??? creating them#like I donā€™t mean to overstate it. and I know she has a family who loves her (thank GOD)#and also sheā€™s very practical and industrious about creating this very Instagram worthy life full of Fine Things and a Fun Time#and of course all the resources in the world at her disposal to create all the trappings of it#whether itā€™s a celebrity Fourth of July party or the eras tour#and sheā€™ll do it and love it. but as all the best critics know and point out the most fascinating thing about Taylor is always the music#and itā€™s where all the weirdness and stubbornness and difficulties of her life. her a c t u a l longings her actual fears#her actual terrible awful experiences that she charges headlong down the paths of#is set free! and itā€™s breathtaking in the most shocking way#like falling through the ice! I always say the first thing that always hits me about a Taylor album is the bitterness#just this blast in the face. and her music is so gentle! in so many ways#and the packaging is so appealing and her voice is so soft and expressive and there is none of that weird experimentation#even musically (remember when she shut down imogen heap for putting a minor chord in clean she was like absolutely not. Iā€™m obsessed)#(with that moment forever)#but like. so much of Taylorā€™s packaging and life and HER really does SEEM so basic or ordinary or just rich girl ordinary I guess#she likes basic things and wants basic things. but also she is so hungry so restless so angry so wounded the rich internal life is CHURNING#all the time. every second. and itā€™s spectacular to watch and also I will worry about her until the day I die#or justā€”-I donā€™t know. itā€™s going to be spectacular and it is sometimes going to be awful#but she will keep furiously writing her way through it!!#there IS such a woundedness to her. and it makes me love her so much because itā€™s packaged in such a way people think it must just be#whining or privilege. but itā€™s not! itā€™s just. the human condition and Taylorā€™s own flaws#okay Iā€™ve lost the plot here a bit in my ramblings but yeah the ice metaphor. insanely perfect
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 7 months ago
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Agent 11: "Hey! Where am I?!" @king-of-wrath
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"Oohoohoohoohoo! It's been such a long time since I've had a visitor!" the owl exclaimed, descending from the ceiling like some kind of ghostly vampire. They paused a moment, scanning Eleven from the top of his head to the tips of his shoes.
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"And you're alive! Did you come to me to relieve you of this mortal coil? Because I would be quite happy to do it for you, just tell me how you would like to die! I personally prefer poison, but it's your death, hoohoohoo!"
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 1 year ago
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"I'm almost at a loss for words! It's a complete knockout, hoohoo! Congratulations on being the first to check all the boxes!"
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"So, your place or mine? It would be such a waste to not seize this opportunity to get to know you better, hoohoo!"
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[ Ostello ]
"Well, damn, Hoots. Looks like if you need lovin', I'm the man for you."
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throwawayasoiafaccount Ā· 4 months ago
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iā€™ve found a tiny sliver of sympathy for book Alicent. imagine that every societal norm, every tradition, and every custom tells you that sons inherit before daughters. now, imagine that you are marrying the king, and your scheming father is happier than ever because the kings only child is a girl. if you have a son, he will be named heir, and your blood will sit the throne. this is as good as it gets. this is the highest position a woman in your society can reach. you played the game and won! your stepdaughter isnā€™t terrible either, and you two get along. everything is going so well. shortly after your marriage, you get with child and deliver a boy. perfect! youā€™ve done everything right; now itā€™s time for the reward. but then something terrible happensā€”something that sends your world crashing down around you: your husband refuses to name your boy heir. you are horrified, embarrassed, and angry. every societal norm, custom, and tradition tells you that your sons birthright is being stolen from himā€”from you. youā€™ve worked so hard, and this is what you get for it? itā€™s not fair. itā€™s maddening. you try to broach the topic many times, but your husband considers the matter of succession settled, and your father is eventually fired for pestering him to name your son as heir. you cannot believe this is happening. you are humiliated. a girl inheriting the highest position in the country? over your son? preposterous! sheā€™s a thief! everything is ruined, and itā€™s all that damn whoreā€™s fault!! said ā€œwhoreā€ is a twelve year old girl btw
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broke-on-books Ā· 2 years ago
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Best thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: you can meet some of the nicest people with some really cool ideas and hcs, there's such an abiding love for the franchise, which on its own is just AMAZING, such a wealth of content to dive into, and I haven't even gotten into the fan REDESIGNS and aus and-
Worst thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: people irl in public will come up to you with some of the worst Scooby takes ever (Scrappy found dead in Miami, SDMI revolutionized animation, etc.) and you have to restrain yourself from getting into a fistfight with some rando acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend in public ALL THE TIME šŸ’€
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britneyshakespeare Ā· 1 month ago
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listening to like a g6 by far east movement completely sober in my bedroom alone. on thanksgiving
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ghostlyhosty Ā· 7 months ago
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It might have been just a glitch, perhaps, but the ornate door that appeared in front of Gangle certainly wasn't. It was more old-fashioned than what she was probably used to seeing, and should she happen to open it she would be greeted with the sight of an extensive graveyard. The sky was dark, speckled with stars glowing gently overhead, and beyond the graveyard was a stately, albeit decidedly eerie manor.
"Come iiiiiiiin..."
Right, that wasn't spooky at all. But if there was something out there that wanted to hurt her, it would have every opportunity to do so the minute that she stepped over the threshold. Aside from the creepy voice, there was no sign of movement out there.
Could it have been a new exit door that Caine was testing? The ground, the tombstones, the house...they all certainly looked real enough, didn't they? Or maybe it was just something intended for a future adventure.
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"By the power of the comedy I will punish you!"
Gangle was outside doing dance movements where she was spinning around in circles until she stopped while making a dramatic point towards a picture of a masked rabbit that looked like Jax. The word henshin came to her mind while Gangle did the movements. Her henshin was important as the Comedy Crusader!
If Gangle was going to protect the smiles of everyone in the circus she needed to get better at her henshin. She was doing this practice while under the light of Lady Moon. Gangle didn't know why but doing the henshin felt right while being framed by the light of the moon. It gave her power! Plus Lady Moon was kind to her!
It took her a moment to realise she was suddenly standing on a pool of water as easily as one would on land. When she noticed this her Comedy Mask fell off as it dropped into the water like normal.
"Huh? Why am I walking on water?!"
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Gange suddenly became scared, not sure what to do.
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roleplayersoul Ā· 8 months ago
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"Dusknoir... What are you reading?"
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"Ah, Grovyle. I'm simply reviewing some reprinted documents."
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"...Documents? What kind?"
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"Hoo hah... Well, I did not lie to you when I say I studied the past most frequently prior, even if it was through...other means.
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It's a collection of many different kinds. Supposedly, not far from a town, a time capsule filled with all sorts of treasure was buried... but the location is not disclosed in the page that was found."
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"Huh... I didn't take you for much of a treasure hunter, Dusknoir."
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"You aren't the only great explorer around here, Grovyle."
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wolfpackmuses Ā· 11 days ago
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āIt's the New Year's Eve holiday... Perhaps one of these years I should do something to celebrate it. What that may be? Hmmph... Who is to say. Maybe I'll hold off on any trials for the New Year.āž
A pause...
āSo long as none of you do something to invoke my wrath....āž
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graviconscientia Ā· 10 months ago
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You're going to have to inform me if you boop me now, and if you are flirting with me via boop. I will not miss an opportunity to flirt!
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