#ic: the party is this way
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"OH MY GOODNESS!!! ME!!!!"
"Oohoohoohoo my, what a surprise! Here I thought I was the only one! A pleasure to meet myself, truly a pleasure!" Barnaby beamed, extending a taloned foot to shake the other owl's.
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This was far from the first time Barnaby had visited this colorful realm of dragons, but it was by far his least discreet. He wasn't bothering to hide himself as a sheep or a frog or anything of the sort. Rather, he was walking around in his normal form and admiring the scenery when the sound of pleasant lute music caught his ear. He brightened and turned his head in the direction of the sound. The ghostly owl moved in the music's direction without even a moment of hesitation, curious as to who was playing the tune. He was unsurprised to find it was one of the draconic inhabitants of this realm; those who inhabited this particular section, he'd found, were those who enjoyed artistic pursuits such as painting, sculpting, singing, and baking.
"A fellow music lover, I see! I must say, you have quite a talent with that instrument of yours. Perhaps you would like to play at one of my parties, hoohoo? I can make an exception on the 'being dead' rule this once," he greeted happily. "My name is Barnaby, hoohoo! Might I have the pleasure of knowing your name?"
If he was able to coax the fellow into getting to know one another better, Barnaby mused, they might even be able to participate in a duet together with this mystery dragon on his lute and of course Barnaby providing the vocals.
@ghostlyhosty
The music Tomas played was wonderful, there was nary a day where Tomas wasnāt strumming his lute in some respect. He was in constant search of new ideas. It wasnāt an easy art to master being a bard, but Tomas strived to be as exciting as he could be. Entertaining the realms was a task only a few dragons could pull off. Darius was certainly a rival to Tomas in that respect. So, in an attempt to beat that white scaled blowhard Tomas spent hours thinking, shaking his head, and throwing balls of paper everywhere. The creative process was a hard one. However, Tomas would never admit defeat. Not to Darius!
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āJust you wait Darius! My next performance will be a thousand times better than yours! You may think I didnāt notice that joke you snuck in there about bards. But, I did! I saw it! Calling my stories too overdone? Have you looked in the mirror lately? I could have sworn you used the same plot point in your last production. Honestly, calling me overdone? I mean, come on...ā
Tomas didnāt really hate Darius, he was simply playing up the drama. Both dragons were lovers of attention. And nothing was more exciting than to see than a rivalry. It pushed Darius and Tomas to work harder, so that they could bring out the best in one another. Such determination could not be matched.
The main problem was, Tomas was stumped. He couldnāt think of anything. At times like this, Tomas would turn to Spyro or another for some help. No one was around at the moment though or was there?
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-how it should have ended:
#sis was way too patient with him#i would have thrown a party after the funeral#alicent hightower#hotd#house of the dragon#anti viserys i targaryen#alicent#asoiaf#the green queen#team greens#hotd humor#greenqueenhightower#greenqueenedit#queen alicent#a song of ice and fire#team green#the greens#olivia cooke
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Big fan of the idea that Victor THOUGHT he gave his number to Yuuri and that's why he was so jilted at first (on account of he thought he got played then ghosted), and then the next morning he's scrolling through his phone and realizes he doesn't have Yuuri's number and promptly realizes that oh shit no he didn't, that was someone ELSE he gave his number to, he misremembered!
Like, he didn't check before then because he wanted Yuuri to contact him first in an attempt at being coy, overthought it and got depressed ala 'omg he doesnt wanna talk to me after all wtf that bitch q0q', and then takes Yuuri's rendition of Stammi Vicino as just that. "....This is it. THIS IS THE SIGN. I've waited months for this!! Maybe he's just phone shy!!! Fuck it. Two tickets to Japan for me and my dog, pls!!!!"
And THAT'S why we go from "I have gold medals in negging too!!"
(BULLYING HIM. MEAN TO HIM. This is exactly what you say to a guy you barely know who you're trying to seduce yep yep)
to, "So...... who's my competition for your hand in marriage? How straight are you? I promise I won't judge you if you've been with a woman before, I have too!"
(I love how he just lights up the second Yuuri's like 'no, no girlfriends atm' lmaoooo)
Like maybe he was all touchy feely and "lets sleep together Yuuri!" in an 'I'm willing to put this aside to be with you' thing? But maybe after he had that little crying jag after Yuuri flipped, it prompted him to check his assumptions/that thing he'd been taking for granted as 'obvious' the past few months because none of this makes sense...
And realizes whoops he fucked up, cus he warms up, like. SO fast.
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I think that would make this reaction even funnier than it already is lol
"Not only did we not exchange numbers like I thought we did buT HE WAS BLACK OUT DRUNK THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!??!?!?!? Holy hell what must he have been thinking this whole year. Oh my God. I can't believe this. I have fumbled this seduction on so many levels how tf am I engaged I can never tell anyone about this ever for as long as I live. I especially can't tell Chris, after all that bitching I did about getting ghosted he'll RUIN me."
And speaking of Chris, this could explain why he's so catty too about Yuuri 'keeping Victor to himself' and 'sinning'. His bestie retired to coach the asshole who ghosted him? Seriously?? Before Chris could even beat Victor to gold??? Nah hon. Who wouldn't be protective in that situation even if the bridges there are 'mended' so to speak? And then be forced to let it go when he sees first hand how close they really are and how happy Victor is because of Yuuri?
The second Chris discovers what the shit happened he's never gonna let Victor live it down, nope lmao That's going in the Best Man speech.
Speaking as a person with a terrible memory who has to do the 'did I remember to take my pills? Yes, I did. I recall that I did. ...No wait, no I didn't I'm thinking of yesterday' daily, I think this is a possibility!!
#yuri on ice#im gonna be working on this premise going forward methinks#im probs late to the party here on this HC but i also havent been here in 10 years pls forgive me sobs#yuuri is way more forgiving than me i wouldve thrown victor out on his ass. theres kinder ways to say that buddy. he doesnt#get a pass from me there lmao
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absolutely dying thinking about eddie taking ice out of the bucket with the champagne bottle in it to make tommyās orange juice
who puts ice in orange juice in the first place? youāre telling me there isnāt a separate bucket of ice that hasnāt had a bottle and everyoneās hands in it?
idc what anyone says iām choosing to believe that was eddieās pettiness that drove him to give this man dirty ice
#plus the way he just grabbed it bare handed??#who makes a drink for someone else like that?#would a bachelor party at a place with alcohol not have one of those little buckets with the scoops?#i live to over analyze this show#also i have ocd thatās why i care so much about the dirty ice#maybe no one else cares but idk i would only give you nasty bare handed bottle ice if i hated you
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"Oh please, there's no need for formality between us!" the ghostly owl chuckled, flapping his wings slightly. "Just Barnaby will do, hoohoo! And it is a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance; I can assure you I meant every word of what I said. You truly raised a fine young lady...and my words about those nasty folk stands as well. If your husband doesn't get to them before I do, anyway!"
"Perhaps I shouldn't be interjecting, but Hannah is an absolute delight to be around whether half demon or not! And I'm certain the same can be said about her father by extension, considering he raised such a darling little princess, hoohoo! Anyone who thinks otherwise is not-so-cordially invited to my manor. I won't kill them since they certainly don't deserve that honor, but I can make them wish they were dead!" (ghostlyhosty)
Ah, James had heard about this guy. The odd ghost owl who actually used the front door and introduce themselves... which was appreciated to get in their good books.
"Appreciate it Mr Barnaby was it? You're more than welcome to have some fun."
@ghostlyhosty
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Taylor returning over and over to the falling through the ice accident in the Bolterāeverything to me
#like. just. the shock of it all#thereās something about Taylor where her experience of life is so ā¦.. brutal#like I donāt know how else to say it but it just is. life is not easy on her it is always ready to CLOBBER her#and in a way sheās not easy on life. thereās some kind of magnets/opposite poles stuff where sheās just always drawn to the worst things#to feeling them and experiencing them and almost ??? creating them#like I donāt mean to overstate it. and I know she has a family who loves her (thank GOD)#and also sheās very practical and industrious about creating this very Instagram worthy life full of Fine Things and a Fun Time#and of course all the resources in the world at her disposal to create all the trappings of it#whether itās a celebrity Fourth of July party or the eras tour#and sheāll do it and love it. but as all the best critics know and point out the most fascinating thing about Taylor is always the music#and itās where all the weirdness and stubbornness and difficulties of her life. her a c t u a l longings her actual fears#her actual terrible awful experiences that she charges headlong down the paths of#is set free! and itās breathtaking in the most shocking way#like falling through the ice! I always say the first thing that always hits me about a Taylor album is the bitterness#just this blast in the face. and her music is so gentle! in so many ways#and the packaging is so appealing and her voice is so soft and expressive and there is none of that weird experimentation#even musically (remember when she shut down imogen heap for putting a minor chord in clean she was like absolutely not. Iām obsessed)#(with that moment forever)#but like. so much of Taylorās packaging and life and HER really does SEEM so basic or ordinary or just rich girl ordinary I guess#she likes basic things and wants basic things. but also she is so hungry so restless so angry so wounded the rich internal life is CHURNING#all the time. every second. and itās spectacular to watch and also I will worry about her until the day I die#or justā-I donāt know. itās going to be spectacular and it is sometimes going to be awful#but she will keep furiously writing her way through it!!#there IS such a woundedness to her. and it makes me love her so much because itās packaged in such a way people think it must just be#whining or privilege. but itās not! itās just. the human condition and Taylorās own flaws#okay Iāve lost the plot here a bit in my ramblings but yeah the ice metaphor. insanely perfect
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Agent 11: "Hey! Where am I?!" @king-of-wrath
"Oohoohoohoohoo! It's been such a long time since I've had a visitor!" the owl exclaimed, descending from the ceiling like some kind of ghostly vampire. They paused a moment, scanning Eleven from the top of his head to the tips of his shoes.
"And you're alive! Did you come to me to relieve you of this mortal coil? Because I would be quite happy to do it for you, just tell me how you would like to die! I personally prefer poison, but it's your death, hoohoohoo!"
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"I'm almost at a loss for words! It's a complete knockout, hoohoo! Congratulations on being the first to check all the boxes!"
"So, your place or mine? It would be such a waste to not seize this opportunity to get to know you better, hoohoo!"
[ @ghostlyhosty ]
[ Ostello ]
"Well, damn, Hoots. Looks like if you need lovin', I'm the man for you."
#ic: the party is this way#Music Shall Caress You: Ostello#Let Our Song Take Flight: Barnaby x Ostello#e-m-p-error
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iāve found a tiny sliver of sympathy for book Alicent. imagine that every societal norm, every tradition, and every custom tells you that sons inherit before daughters. now, imagine that you are marrying the king, and your scheming father is happier than ever because the kings only child is a girl. if you have a son, he will be named heir, and your blood will sit the throne. this is as good as it gets. this is the highest position a woman in your society can reach. you played the game and won! your stepdaughter isnāt terrible either, and you two get along. everything is going so well. shortly after your marriage, you get with child and deliver a boy. perfect! youāve done everything right; now itās time for the reward. but then something terrible happensāsomething that sends your world crashing down around you: your husband refuses to name your boy heir. you are horrified, embarrassed, and angry. every societal norm, custom, and tradition tells you that your sons birthright is being stolen from himāfrom you. youāve worked so hard, and this is what you get for it? itās not fair. itās maddening. you try to broach the topic many times, but your husband considers the matter of succession settled, and your father is eventually fired for pestering him to name your son as heir. you cannot believe this is happening. you are humiliated. a girl inheriting the highest position in the country? over your son? preposterous! sheās a thief! everything is ruined, and itās all that damn whoreās fault!! said āwhoreā is a twelve year old girl btw
#and then you make sure your children know that their birthrights were stolen from them#you continue to bully a girl half your age#you continue this for years#the tension could be cut with a knife#then your husband dies#finally.#you and the political party you created usurp the throne#youāre just taking back what was stolen from you#then a war begins#and it ends after all your children have died and you are all alone#you are miserable and spend your last days in misery despising the green color of your political party#you despise yourself#you die that way#boohoo#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#fire and blood#the dance of the dragons#book alicent hightower is better#alicent hightower#otto hightower#viserys targaryen#house targaryen#rhaenyra targeryan#she was done so dirty#pro rhaenyra targaryen#to be clear this is about the book#and no i do not think alicent was in the right at all i just feel a bit of sympathy for her#and no the war isnāt only alicentās fault#the greens
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Best thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: you can meet some of the nicest people with some really cool ideas and hcs, there's such an abiding love for the franchise, which on its own is just AMAZING, such a wealth of content to dive into, and I haven't even gotten into the fan REDESIGNS and aus and-
Worst thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: people irl in public will come up to you with some of the worst Scooby takes ever (Scrappy found dead in Miami, SDMI revolutionized animation, etc.) and you have to restrain yourself from getting into a fistfight with some rando acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend in public ALL THE TIME š
#THERES NO WAY THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO ME RIGHT#its constanttttt ughhhh#james gunn i fucking hate you this is all your fault š”š”š”š”š”š”š”#not the sdmi stuff but the REST#there should be a jail sentence for scooby crimes i SWEAR#also this one dude today UGHHHHHHHU#ive never even seen him before (apparently hes been in my math class this year?) but with all the seniors gone (save me bc i love a party)#there was like 5 ppl in math today (4 of them good friends of mine) and this dude would NOT let up with the scrappy sucks sdmi is awesome bs#like i was just like no i disagree with you every time he brought it up but like UGH.#i think scrappy got a bad lot and deserves a chance to be the best he can be and sdmi is personally unwatchable to me because of how mean#they are to each other/the relationship drama plots. whats not to get we dont need to keep hashing this#i didn't make it a big thing though bc i didnāt want to start stuff but ugh#the only ppl allowed to make fun of scrappy around me are my besties and even theyre on thin ice so like watch it bub#blah#scooby doo
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listening to like a g6 by far east movement completely sober in my bedroom alone. on thanksgiving
#i am always listening to like a g6 by far east movement so in many ways this is just ordinary behavior for me#text post#i dont know if ive said this on here before but i remember being like. puberty age around 2009-2013. that peak club music era#where basically every song was about being sexy and drunk and partying#and like when this era i started. i was literally in fifth grade when tik tok by kesha came out ok#so i viewed all this music like the average suburban american child who was going through the dare program#but i remember when like a g6 came out and just being kinda compelled by it and having the very first realization in my life like#'hm... maybe being an adult... and drinking... does sound fun'#which is so funny to me now. it was like a g6 that made me have this epiphany#poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard
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It might have been just a glitch, perhaps, but the ornate door that appeared in front of Gangle certainly wasn't. It was more old-fashioned than what she was probably used to seeing, and should she happen to open it she would be greeted with the sight of an extensive graveyard. The sky was dark, speckled with stars glowing gently overhead, and beyond the graveyard was a stately, albeit decidedly eerie manor.
"Come iiiiiiiin..."
Right, that wasn't spooky at all. But if there was something out there that wanted to hurt her, it would have every opportunity to do so the minute that she stepped over the threshold. Aside from the creepy voice, there was no sign of movement out there.
Could it have been a new exit door that Caine was testing? The ground, the tombstones, the house...they all certainly looked real enough, didn't they? Or maybe it was just something intended for a future adventure.
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"By the power of the comedy I will punish you!"
Gangle was outside doing dance movements where she was spinning around in circles until she stopped while making a dramatic point towards a picture of a masked rabbit that looked like Jax. The word henshin came to her mind while Gangle did the movements. Her henshin was important as the Comedy Crusader!
If Gangle was going to protect the smiles of everyone in the circus she needed to get better at her henshin. She was doing this practice while under the light of Lady Moon. Gangle didn't know why but doing the henshin felt right while being framed by the light of the moon. It gave her power! Plus Lady Moon was kind to her!
It took her a moment to realise she was suddenly standing on a pool of water as easily as one would on land. When she noticed this her Comedy Mask fell off as it dropped into the water like normal.
"Huh? Why am I walking on water?!"
Gange suddenly became scared, not sure what to do.
@ghostlyhosty
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"Dusknoir... What are you reading?"
"Ah, Grovyle. I'm simply reviewing some reprinted documents."
"...Documents? What kind?"
"Hoo hah... Well, I did not lie to you when I say I studied the past most frequently prior, even if it was through...other means.
It's a collection of many different kinds. Supposedly, not far from a town, a time capsule filled with all sorts of treasure was buried... but the location is not disclosed in the page that was found."
"Huh... I didn't take you for much of a treasure hunter, Dusknoir."
"You aren't the only great explorer around here, Grovyle."
#ic#dusknoir#grovyle#pmd#dusknoir muse#warmup#this is my way of saying i've had them on my mind#rp blog#by the way i have officially graduated with my bachelor's and had the most awesome party#pokemon mystery dungeon rp#pmd eos#grovyle muse
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āIt's the New Year's Eve holiday... Perhaps one of these years I should do something to celebrate it. What that may be? Hmmph... Who is to say. Maybe I'll hold off on any trials for the New Year.ā
A pause...
āSo long as none of you do something to invoke my wrath....ā
#the wolf is growling (ic || Satan);#a dogfight between wolves (crack || Satan);#helluva boss cw#helluva boss tw#[ I am considering some sort of event for Satan but I have no idea yet ]#[ I know parties aren't his forte but hear me out: With Bee's help he throws one ]#[ That would CERTAINLY be an interesting idea ]#[ Either way for now he's just going to see if anyone does anything dumb on NYE ]
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You're going to have to inform me if you boop me now, and if you are flirting with me via boop. I will not miss an opportunity to flirt!
#ic#Tragic that Ai was late to the party.#We could've battled in the most obnoxious way...#Know that I'd boop your ass into the ground.
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