#ic!crack

[thomascromwelll]

Yes!!! Gag him, Simon.

House of the Dragon — S02E05 'Regent'

[galaxywarp]

I knoW everyone’s favorite joke from this episode is the whole “someone got hit in the boingloings!” bit, but I swear to god there is something SO fucking funny to me about how Jake says “Good job. Good job The Ice King.”

[nefelibatat]

So it's kinda interesting how Jinx is basically Caitlyn's own extremely malevolent genie. Every desire she has, Jinx fulfills, but with such a cruel twist that it almost defeats the point.

Want something new and exciting in your sheltered life? Well, one might say nearly getting blown up is pretty exciting. Looking for a real job to undertake? Here's a convenient pile of evidence leading you straight to the heart of a criminal empire. Good luck getting out of this mess though. Coworkers making you feel excluded? They can't do that now; they're dead. Longing to see Vi again? Don't worry. You will be taken straight to her, like it or not. Mum being too restrictive? Never again!

It's no wonder Jinx is associated with monkeys when her role in the show is ensuring a monkey's paw curls any time Caitlyn has a vague inclination towards something.

[alex-frostwalker]

I notice a pattern here

[cogitxtio]

Did this land me in a bunch of hot water, both literally and metaphorically? Yes. Would I do it again for the bit? Without hesitation, yes.

[fanfictionroxs]

If I had a nickel for every time a character named Danny deprogrammed Jacob Anderson's character from brainwashing, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it has happened twice.

Welcome back Daenerys Targaryen

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN FOR W KOREA & KILIAN PARIS [scans]

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Delicious food should be share with good friends. Have a piece. Come on."

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE SEVEN.

[saltywinteradult]

(x)

[amber-laughs]

there is just no universe where catelyn likes jon i’m sorry. she knows about R+L=J? ned made traitors of her and her children, put jon’s safety above their’s and is now an even bigger threat to their lives. she hates him. Rhaegar wins and he’s prince jon? he’s still the product of the event that the entire country had to go to war for and probably got her father killed in the process. at the very least she resents him. maybe even hates him. modern au? he’s just the cousin with the teen mom that gets high with her son in the basement and sneaks arya razor blades or whatever. she hates him!

[marysblo0d]

This has to be considered a crime at this point

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *crunch*

Helix: The fuck was that, that better not be one of your goddamn bones you’re already on a medical bed!

Obi-Wan: ??? *holds up the cup of iced water Cody brought him* Was this?

Wooley: Was what???

Obi-Wan: *puts an ice cube in his mouth and chews* It’s just ice?

Wooley: :0

Cody: :/

Helix: Oh thank god, make sure you finish that I want you hydrated. *leaves*

Wooley: *turns to Cody* We can chew ice???? Ice is chewable?

Cody: *flinching* I mean if you hate yourself, yeah.

Obi-Wan: The only thing that’s ever kept me from chewing ice before was having a cracked tooth from a mission. After I got that fixed I was right back at it.

Cody: Oh my god, not even cavities?

Obi-Wan: *loudly crunching a new cube* Nope.

[shadowlit-shows]

@a-big-chicken-nerd What's uppppp

So I saw this and took it as a challenge

The groaning is done by me btw

[alex-frostwalker]

This is just a joke pls

[pangeen]

“ Sounds of frozen Lake Baikal “ // © Alexey Matveev

Lake Baikal’s frozen surface creates distinct sounds, such as booming and popping noises, resulting from the contraction and expansion of the ice sheet due to changes in temperature.

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[nana-mizu-shiki]

"I won't spill that you almost called the CPS on him."

I love the misunderstanding/miscommunication trope so much. Like. S o M u c h.

"....He did have a good reason to stand us up."

Bruce really should have asked Danny for more details.