#i'm too fucking high for this shit

[thatswhatsushesaid]

/squints

we absolutely cannot all agree on this point because that is not how the story went.

[applestorms]

hey. hi. hello. um? hey?

we, as a fandom, simply do not talk about this moment often enough.

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

[artkaninchenbau]

Egghead chibs lesgooo ✌️✨ [Shop]

[writterings]

me with my 18 year old students that i teach at a college

[moonjellysfeast]

A Romantic Dinner - Ishna

cw; cannibalism, all the meat is cooked so not much focus on blood, established relationship, murder, non-con cannibalism(I guess), horny cannibalism

Ishna prides himself on being a good boyfriend. He's finally moved in after a whole 2 weeks of begging you to let him - starting when you asked him to consider a date with you- and that meant he had to earn his keep in your home. He pays for almost everything and gladly cleans for you, but cooking has been a struggle. Before you began dating, he loved watching you sneak pastries or get food on your break, you made the cutest faces he couldn't help but imagine his flesh between your teeth rather than the bread. Unfortunately, his fascination with the way you eat has only become worse now that he watches you eat full meals.

He tries his best, of course, anything for you. But there is only so much he can do when you sit so close to him and tear into the beef in your pasta, or the rib of lamb, or even a chunk of chicken breast that made up your tender. He couldn't bear it. He wouldn't deprive you of the foods you wanted, though. He would have to introduce the idea very gently. When the opportunity presented itself, he had to take it. A disgusting cretin asked for your number at the cafe and while they only had a few cuts deserving of being eaten by you, there only needed to be a few for what he needed. And so, you had steak that night, tender and delicious, it was the richest flavor you’d eaten. You were so engrossed in the flavor you hardly noticed the periwinkle eyes boring into your skull. This was supposed to be a solution, the start of the path to snuffing out the jealousy bubbling in his chest when you ate. But knowing you were enjoying the flesh of a person, someone once cognizant and worse, enamored with you? It was worse, so much worse. Each hum of delight you made felt like torture, a dull blade sinking deeper into his chest.

When you finally articulated your enjoyment of the meal, he broke. “It doesn’t deserve your compliments… Don't praise this filth... You shouldn't be eating them..."

"You're jealous. Of food. Ishna... If you wouldn't get hurt, I'd gladly eat you" You tried to reassure him, unknowingly giving him permission to carve off a chunk of his own thigh.

He mad sure not to overdo it, afterall, if you couldn't hold his thighs as you pleased, he might as well remove them completely. Ishna had no time for uselessness. He served the plate to you, his own meal consisting of the rest of the person he'd tried to feed to you.

"It's special... Made with love..."

You could tell by his tone and stare what exactly was special about the meal. It was only confirmed by how he'd complained of a "minor" cut on his leg. You weren't able to hold yourself back, though, after many months of dreaming about Ishna's flesh between your teeth, you couldn't keep yourself from tearing into the meat. It was tender, juicy from the fat deposits that made his thighs so soft. And it was so lightly seared that you got the full flavor of his blood seeping from the meat and coating your mouth.

It was more than divine, he was sweet and warm, the outside seared just barely enough to make it crisp. Only made more enjoyable by the way Ishna watched you tear into him. You moaned in delight at the taste and were almost shocked to hear Ishna moan in response. You looked up at him, making eye contact and incidentally drawing out another moan. You took a second bite, watching Ishna as his meat tore apart in your maw. He squirmed and hugged himself, clearly as delighted as you, if not more, about you finally eating him. As more of his blood poured into your mouth, it tingled against your taste buds, simultaneously satiating your hunger for him and sparking more need for his flesh. You felt as if you would die the moment you could no longer taste his flesh. As you kept eating, he squirmed and moaned more, completely forgetting his own meal as he ground down on the chair, pressing a hand to his wound to encourage his imagination as he envisioned you eating the meat directly from his leg. There was only one clear way for you to keep his flavor on your tongue after your meal, without simply devouring him in the literal sense.

[iwanttobepersephone]

So, my mom was telling me how much free time I have, and I was like, "I have no freetime wth do you mean?????" And I just wanna see if this is like. A normal way to think of things?

Things I need to do:

Finish reading icebound land

Make a whole lotta art that I promised people

Research study abroad programs

At least one Dutch lesson a day

Keep my room clean

Talk to my friends so they know I love them (and so I don't go insane)

My math homework

Keep myself clean (showers, finally brushing my teeth after months, etc etc) so I don't go insane

Eat at 7pm

Various things I enjoy as to not go insane

All from 6pm to 9 pm, every day, after being at school from 8 am to 3:30 pm and then The Public (teen center) from 3:30 to 5:30, and I need to be in bed by 9:30 and asleep by 10:00

So, basically, I'm "on the clock" from 7 am (When I start getting ready for school) until 9 pm, with no breaks

But yeah no I totally have free time. Yeaup

[thawthebeez]

i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[nonconstories]

Someone pissed me off a couple of days ago

So! Below are several links to programs and foundations that promote adult literacy! Hundreds of millions of adults world wide were failed by their education system and now must fend for themselves while trying to read contracts and hospital bills and infographics from the CDC. But they don't have to be alone, and it is never too late to learn!

ProLiteracy: A network of educators, researchers, and advocates which provides research reports, learning materials, and other support to adult education programs. They assist with connecting volunteers to local programs and provide guidance and support to community leaders trying to use their programs' findings to advocate for social and political change.

Adult Literacy League: An adult education program in Central Florida, which aims to provide students with one on one attention to foster growth and confidence. It also offers English Second Language courses and job skills training, and each new student receives a comprehensive assessment to determine the best plan for them.

Saint Vincent and Sarah Fisher Center's Foundational Skills Program: A 100% free adult education program aimed at adults reading below a fifth grade level. It operates year round and is either in person or remote, and they now have a GED testing center that is open to students and the public alike.

Washtenaw Literacy: A free network of trained tutors for adults in Washtenaw County, Michigan.

Adult Learning Program (Las Vegas/Clark County): Free education classes to those lacking a high school diploma, those seeking to learn ESL, and adults who read below an eighth grade level. Also assists in students' search for gainful employment. Nevada got so fucked by COVID and the education/literacy numbers in the South West are grim. Please help these guys.

Hawaii Literacy: In addition to helping adult residents of Hawaii Island learn to read and write AND bridging the education gap in Hawaii's underserved children, they offer computer literacy classes, ESL classes, and a bookmobile. 1 in 6 Hawaiian adults struggle to read and write.

[welcometogrouchland]

Finally saw Wicked today. I fear it is, in fact, actually all that and a bag of chips. Like it is genuinely that good

[novadreii]

new deadpool movie is just. hey, i'm deadpool, and i'm breaking the 4th wall! every 4 seconds! also: here's a vague critique of a Big Corporate Bad. oh and a meme. you like that, don't you? isn't that funny? are you laughing harder than you've ever laughed in your life, you fuck? are you pissing yourself laughing???

[silvers-not-home]

LONG LIVE THE FACT THAT TAURTIS WAS JUST AS BAD AS SAM!!!

[anaalnathrakhs]

love this part of my life where the things that are difficult but challenging and good for me are things i can stop and skip and halfass, but the things that are difficult and painful and pointless are the things i have to live with no matter what

[strawbnation]

So James Somerton now James of Telos on Patreon posted a new apology in which it 1) looks fucked up due to the depth, focus being on his fucking mic and face so his whole body and EARS are blurry 2) he's using a WAY TOO narrow depth camera for the kind of video he's making 3) he CLEARLY hasn't adjusted the white balance it looks like it's making HIS FACE THE PURE WHITE and 4) the color of the video looks like fucking raw footage so he hasn't even bothered to color grade it

JAMES OF TELOS PROFESSIONAL FILM MAKER BTW!!!

[pisshandkerchief]

GO TO HD I AM MY OWN MUSE LIVE DEBUT WORLD WITH ME. RIGHT NOW.