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my mind: so... how about some hypnokink-
me: NO. no, that's too far, i'm not- no.
my mind: too far? shall i remind you of the incident?
me: . . . *sighs and opens a word document* alright, hypnokink it is
#you'll never guess what i'm writing#i'm sorry to whoever sees this-#the amount of hypnokink content i've seen within this month is absurd#but color me intrigued#*definitely* not complaining#don't ask about the incident#DON'T ASK#keep your curiosity tucked in your pockets#i worship all of those that have written hypnokink fics though#you've invested me in something i didn't know i needed to write about#might delete later#atlas is rambling again
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I have a question about the jp server pickups, since I really want knight Sebek, but I’m trying to save gems for bloom malleus + the 3rd tsum event that’s gonna show up sooner or later. Iirc, after knight Sebek, the next story update’s pickup had all of the previous story cards (ie cerberus Ortho, general Lilia, and knight Sebek). Is this true, and if it is, did it include a token system like the dorm pickups where you can just do 100 pulls and then buy the specific card you want directly? Because if that is how it works, then I can wait until then and be sure I won’t have to go to 200 for him.
we did indeed get a second chance at those three when 7-7 came out! I'm pretty sure there was not a token system -- though admittedly I don't 100% remember, sorry! 🙇 I took a quick search through some past posts/videos from people who tend to include the gacha and news stuff, but I didn't see any mention of it, so I'm inclined to think there really wasn't one. :( they were all separate pickups with their own pull counts rather than a combined one, if that info helps at all.
speaking as a strict f2p who hoards keys/gems like the lovechild of a dragon and a magpie, given the choice between saving for a story card and a birthday card, I'd go for story -- it does require a lot of patience, but there are way more opportunities to get past birthday cards, both from the anniversary events and the rerun pickups! tsums is a bit harder to say anything on because Eng doesn't follow the same event schedule, but it's a longish event and those pickups let you have a free 10-roll, so I think they're also a bit easier to save up for.
(ALSO speaking of free rolls, starting with the fifth round of birthdays -- the kutsurogi my room ones -- the birthday boy/union jacket/bloom cards have had a separate pickup that you can get two free 10-pulls at by doing missions! I got a bloom Jade from it a couple weeks ago. :D meanwhile general Lilia is the only story card I've ever managed to pull, so...I'm probably kinda biased. whoops.)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#joseimuke games are serious business#just speculating for a moment here#i could be completely wrong about all of this it's just me spitballin'#i suspect we WILL get a rerun pickup for the 7-7 and up story cards at some point#but probably not a third round of the diasomnia story boys :(#we never got a proper dorm rerun for them so i think we'll get that instead#but also that makes me wonder if we're going to maybe not get a story silver card after all...#because like#i realized earlier that since we've been getting main story drops pretty consistently every two months#(we had july + august in a row but september + october were for halloween so it averages out)#if we continue this way that means heartslabyul in january and return to diasomnia in march#which would be timed PERFECTLY for the fifth anniversary#it absolutely could just be a coincidence but. idk. i could see it being a fun place to end 7 on.#(i still think we're getting an episode 8 with grim. just. y'know. the TIMING)#but if that turns out to be true then there might not be time for a silver story card AND dorm reruns...#i mean i'm 100% talking out my butt here so i could be entirely wrong about all of it#(stay tuned for six months straight of training camp events and master chef reruns instead)#i just really want a silver story card okay#we've gotten so much silver angst and yet i demand MORE#unsuspecting anon: hey ego do you remember if there were tokens for the --#me: UUUURGH DELICIOUS SILVER TEARS#(sorry anon) (good luck with whoever you choose to pull for though! your taste in cards is excellent and i understand the dilemma 😭)
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OKAY. Am I the only one fascinated by how much Alastor in s1 has interacted with other demons and built a potential for considerable amount of different, broad and unique relationships? With All of them being non-romantic/sexual?
I really don't wanna dive into the discourse of shipping coz honestly, I do think that erasing Al's aroaceness is not cool at all. Personally, I don't see him wishing any romance/sex at all, and well. Considering how platonic he actually is throughout the season, it kinda seems like people forget that friendship (or basically anything non rom-sex) exists in the first place.
Coz, like, let's see what we got::
Vox -- probably one-sided (psychosexual) crush from Vox with possible past friendship between them, them hating on each other yet having (used to have) some respect as well. The ANGST, the drama (for both of sides). Insert aroace troubles (possible aphobia from Vox? Or not? He may be biggest ally as well!) and Vox's petty feelings that are insanely interesting to explore (and laugh at).
Lucifer -- immediate hate that (with a course of events) can turn into forced bonding. The potential of queerplatonic parenting of Charlie is HUGE here. Insecurities from Al? Forced care? Banters? SHENANIGANS? Luci patching up Al after battle, prolly discovering his deal and them slowly bonding on shared interests? Hey.
Rosie -- literal established queerplatonic partners, married for tax benefits, spending their evenings gossiping, hating on Susan and Al rolling his eyes on another romance-rel drama Rosie was trying to help sb with. Rosie can have insane influence on him whether it is understanding modern things or just being with him when he needs it. It also gives off mom/son to me.
Husk -- fucked up master-pet not-friendship with probable care rooted since they were closer in past. Is it toxic? Yes. Is it giving off some problematic dynamic? Sure. Yet it's fucking complex on its core considering pilot, bits and pieces of their interaction and how easily Husk used to insult Al until he overstepped. Them two are quite similar if you think about it and if Al got over his ego it could benefit him a lot.
Niffty -- daugther/father dynamic with them sharing one sadistic-psycho braincell and genuinely enjoying each other's quirks. Protective Al? I just need more Niff and them two being partners in the most outrageous crimes.
Mimzy -- friendship going since they were humans, with them having an amazing (potential) backstory of sharing evenings on two. Al enjoying her company as well as being protective and helpful to her with nothing in return.
Charlie -- manipulated into trusting you as a dad figure? Don't tell me there is nothing below Al's creepy plans or that he wouldn't grow to care for her. He already is proud of her and finds amusement in her inspiration-skills (also, performance is his thing for a reason)
Angel -- I was honestly kinda upset we didn't see any interactions between them except one sex joke, coz my past era of Hunicasts was a fuel to their duo. Them bonding over how different they are is the best description of their dynamic. Also banters and body-puns.
You can't just erase Alastor from interacting with people, but putting him inside boxes of allonormative relationships while he has such a fucking huge potential for everything beyond just that - is quite.. disappointing. People turning a blind eye to a wide variety of relationships he can have (potential to which is set in canon) for the sake of just romance/sex is low key sad.
It's AWESOME to see ppl actually understanding it and.. damn THANKS to everyone who explores Al's relationship with others without it involving final wish to stick tongues into places. Dynamics can be interesting and exciting without it.
I really don't wanna project my romance-aversion onto Al, but when romance and sex is one thing you see everywhere.. it's hard to just let it slip.
You are allowed to do whatever you want, exploring physical intimacy is fun as well, and having Al, well, there are bunch of ways to show it with respecting his orientation and the fact that IT AFFECTS RELATIONSHIPS/ATTRACTIONS but please just don't make it the center of your attention, the one thing relationship revolves around, coz sadly it's just exactly how it looks like from some folks.
#hazbin hotel#aromantic#hazbin hotel alastor#aroace alastor#aromantic alastor#asexual alastor#asexual#radiostatic#onewaybroadcast#radioapple#appleradio#radiorose#radiohusk#radiodust#charlastor#alastor x mimzy#<- as duos/dynamics/nonrom ships#NOT IN SHIP-SHIP WAY#i mostly made this post just to express how MUCH i like the fact that canon explores Al so broadly#im kinda Al multishipper. just. not romantically#it turned into discourse at the end didn't it?#my aro ass is sorry#but not really#i just want more attention to a platonic side of relationship#whoever it is with honestly#and i'm done seeing people almost erasing every single platonic interaction after romantic/sexual ones are introduced#i love ppl being intimate yet remaining platonic tho
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okay I refuse to indulge a second longer in this dumbass project, but. do you see the vision.
if gerudo town is to be home of the unpractical heel, why should he be spared.
be a king ganon. lead through example.
#totk#ganondorf#gerudos#shitpost#buliara#I guess she's here too#my art#thanks to buliara for being a good sport#and whoever took the screenshot I then massacred#it's very messy but I wasn't going to fully render This ok#sorry I know he's green even though I'm Against the green but I colorpicked and then didn't adjust and then it was too late :(#very important to know I listened to girlband kpop the entire time I drew this#gerudo town capital of Bad Shoes for the Desert#this is a cry for help nintendo don't you see#(I think he lowkey rocks the look tho......)
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*****SPOILERS BELOW FOR THE WWDITS SERIES FINALE*****
Ok, that Nandermo ending (plus the whole finale episode) left me with a kind of bittersweet feeling about the ship as a whole. Like, the implication that Nandor and Guillermo *could* have worked out (as seen in the final alt ending), and there definitely always *was* something between them romantically speaking, but they couldn't actually be happy together because of what Nandor fundamentally is? By that I mean, the final episode illustrates how the vampires are incapable of change and essentially blind to the passage of time: they do the same thing over and over for centuries, repeating the same story beats in a seemingly endless loop with almost no recollection. They never grow, and they never learn. Had Nandor been human (as he was in the alt ending), him and Guillermo would have hit it off and been able to compromise as equals, but since Nandor's a vampire, no matter how much Guillermo needs him to change or how much Nandor in turn wants *himself* to change to keep Guillermo by his side, he's fundamentally incapable of doing so because his mind simply doesn't have the flexibility of a human's anymore and in a way he (along with the rest of the vamps) is doomed to keep repeating the same cycles over and over again. When the show started, I shipped Nandermo as much as anyone, but as it went on, seeing Nandor's continuous inability to change and his cruel treatment towards Guillermo, I eventually stopped seeing the relationship as viable, and viewed this as a fault of the writing or perhaps even queerbaiting to some degree. It wasn't until this episode that I realized that the romantic subtext had always intentionally been there, but that it would and could never be acted on because Nandor and Guillermo fundamentally can't work as a healthy romantic relationship, even if both of them seperately secretly have some desire for one. Guillermo being turned into a vampire wouldn't work either, because his brain would essentially be frozen in the exact mental state he's in now- one in which he's needy, distressed and lacking self-actualization. A romantic relationship between the both of them as vampires would have still been awful, and likely even more destructive and harmful as a result. Nandor and Guillermo ending the series as friends with Guillermo establishing boundaries and sticking to them is literally the only healthy, mutually beneficial releationship they could hope to have (at least as a vampire and a mortal ;-;). Tragic shit. Basically, tl:dr the 3rd alternate ending of the wwdits finale reignited all the Nandermo feelings that I haven't felt in literal *years*, and idk what to do about it.
#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 6#wwdits series finale#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#wwdits alt ending#Sorry I know I'm over thinking what was essentially a throw away gag but#that's what I do#just needed to get my thoughts out#it's been a wild ride y'all 🥲#see you around#maybe whoever turned Nandor could be killed to make him human again???#just a thought 🤷♂️#not saying all/any of this was intended by the writers#but it's how I'm coping for now#the writers really said: toxic yaoi averted!!!!!
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h-hi guys ^_^ ummm so I've been practicing on my new art style... so I drew Sodapop Cursed from a movie The Insiders! n-nya :3 hope you like it!
#im sorry to whoever who sees this#nobody is safe#yes this is shojo artstyle#Sodapop Cursed#Pepsi Cola Curtis#The Insiders#no I'm not late for the april's fools#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#nickdraws#april fool's day#fuck i spelled it wrong#take it as a part of a joke#nickyapping#sorry i think this is hilarious
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i purged 300+ asks and am now left with 74 i feel like i took a shower
#munpost#someone requested narinder loaf 18 times over the course of me starting the blog (not counting the other people who asked)#whoever you are i hope you got your narinder loaf from another source#i'm going to start going through and try to get my groove back by answering asks (some of these are kinda old) so if u see me answering#something you asked like two months ago i am so sorry
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Potemkin thoughts. Does he like to do things. What things. Tell me
GRABS YOU. I don't have many headcanons for Potemkin, but this ask got me thinking about his hobbies and occasional activites a little bit, so here ya go !
Wawa Woowoo Potemkin (Guilty Gear) Headcanons
(because I should probably give this a title for organization reasons)
(+ a quick doodle i made based off of one of these. don't ask where the screwdriver is going, not even i know)
Potemkin doesn't get a lot of free time of his own, because of the whole. Ya know. Being a government official thing? So he's usually preoccupied with some mundane task that Gabriel's assigned him to complete. But when he DOES finally get off duty?...
...actually, he doesn't even rest much in the first place. Potemkin is so used to working and working that once he gets some time to wind down, he just... can't! He never feels rested, just disappointed with himself, disappointed that he isn't working to his best potential, or whatever shitty excuse he manages to come up with. It annoys him.
Ahem. Anyways. Potemkin usually defaults to plotting himself down on a park bench and watching the world pass by. He finds it deeply calming.
(This way, he can also keep an eye out on the civilians of Zepp. He's always subconsciously working, even when he's off duty...)
You'll often see Potemkin wandering around the streets and town squares. He enjoys walking around and taking in the beauty of the environment around him, seeing as how he's always too busy to do so normally. It's the inner artist in him that can't help but notice the little details in everything.
Speaking of, inspiration tends to strike him out of the blue, so Potemkin usually keeps his own sketchbook on him - well, when he's not on duty. Whether it's figure sketching, environmental studies or still life, Potemkin greatly enjoys the arts. (But we knew that already, didn't we?)
(He owns a couple extra-sturdy pencils personally ordered by Gabriel, and he treasures them with his life. They all have the Zepp insignia on the very end of the pencil.)
A lesser known form of art he likes to dabble in is literature! Potemkin doesn't tend to write much of his own, but he sure as hell loves reading. He prefers the classics, the old shit like Shakespeare, Don Quixote, bla bla bla... well actually, moreso whatever would be the equivalent of 'classic' in the 22nd century. He probably has reading glasses, by the way.
Potemkin sometimes, very rarely, has to take some time off to repair his inhibitors. Usually someone does it for him, but there's a couple times that he's had to get hands-on and do it himself. Whether it's a scratch on the surface or a full on dent - it never gets damaged beyond that point - he always takes the utmost care in keeping them in tip-top condition. Although, Potemkin does freak out a lot over the removal of his inhibitors, so he tries his best to speed up the repair process. It's... very, very stressful for him, actually.
Potemkin occasionally attempts cooking for himself... or at least tries his damn best to, since his big ass hands always get in the way. He's often found himself breaking a frying pan handle or two by accident, much to his chagrin. Because of this, he often goes out to eat instead; whether that be gourmet level food prepared by a private chef or the cheap pre-made food from the corner shop. What a shame. Give my boy some homemade soup or something man :(
Oh, also, when he actually manages to make his own food, it's a 50/50 between tasting like shit and tasting fucking SCRUMPTIOUS. That's all.
Training with Gabriel. That's all I have to say, really. Gabriel is his mentor, the only one close to Potemkin that can match (and even surpass) his strength. Maybe they'd even spar from time to time? For funsies. Enrichment :]
Potemkin also has a very strict workout routine, obviously because of the whole genetic mutation thing. He doesn't feel the need to do it often though.
I don't have anything coherent for this one but I need you to imagine Potemkin hanging out with Bridget or Dizzy for me. Picnic with Potemkin and Dizzy and Testament. Okay? Okay. Glad you understand.
That's all I got for now... huh! This was fun! Maybe I should properly open writing asks...? anyways hi potemkin i like potemkin can you tell i like potemkin.potemkin guolty gear potemkin po
#ok to whoever sees this post: hey if i know you. do NOT bring this post up in conversation because i will wither up like a plant and die ok?#and insane i'm insane i'm insane i'm insane i'#being serious here. im sorry but im CRINGE#my writing#<- new tag!#potemkin#gg#potemkin headcanons#guilty gear headcanons#hrgghghrgrherhrrhgewhwhhwwhweheeh#ask answered
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What's so funny about seeing interpretations, over the years, of Midoriya being jealous that Bakugou is friends with other people in their class is that in canon, Midoriya easily made friends himself and barely batted a lash at Bakugou making friends. In fact, he was more likeable because at a time, the class didn't like Bakugou like that. In the beginning, Midoriya was freaking out that the class was actually talking crap about Bakugou because he wasn't used to that from others (as the school they went to, people would flock around Bakugou).
Like, maybe it's just me, but Midoriya being jealous like that just feels like it came out of nowhere for me. Like, the moment Kirishima even came into the picture, Midoriya already had him his trio with Iida and Uraraka.
#like the whole 'midoriya is jealous' thing about bakugou being friends with like Kirishima and whoever else is so funny to me#because by episode what he already had a trio he was in before the fandom declared bakusquad as a thing#hell even constantly made friends with people in other countries meanwhile bakugou is spying and eyeing#like no folks Midoriya will literally discuss something else with someone with a smile on his face#he notices bakugou has friends yes! but does he actively yearn and whine about it? NO#that's not to say i hate bakugou because y'all already know i don't my boom boy right there#but I'm sorry there are some interpretations i see go 'is that canon or just another instance of the fandom taking Midoriya's 'obsession'...#way too far?'#their relationship developed beautifully over time and they indeed will always be about each other in and in each other's lives#but come on...#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya
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"Thrawn only joined the Empire to help the Chiss!"
Okay sure but have any of you bothered to self-examine why Thrawn chose to join the Empire instead of, say, the Republic, when that was still around? Or why he didn't chose to throw in with the Rebellion, put his tactical mind to use helping them overthrow the Empire quicker?
Could it be... perhaps... that maybe he values the Empire's military strength... more than he cares about the authoritarian tyranny with which it oppresses its own people?
Is it possible that he thinks the Empire's main problem is that it isn't effective enough, too much politicking getting in the way of sound strategy, but if he's around (and in charge) he can guide things so that those annoying little wrinkles (AKA the pockets of discontent and rebellion and fully justified anger at their rights and freedoms being trampled on) are all smoothed out and the overall Imperial machine is better, more in control of its assets, a stronger more unified bulwark against the outergalactic threat of the Grysk or the Vong or whatever.
Is it perhaps just a bit self-centered of him to only care about the Empire's ability to service his own goals and desires and be apathetic (at best) to the way it makes people suffer daily under its inherent systems? The Twi'leks and Wookies being constantly kidnapped and sold into slavery? The careless industrialization of arboreal worlds? The socialization and absorption of all private industry, forcing everyone to work through and with the Empire if they want to work at all? The systematic persecution of anyone remotely Force Sensitive? Is it not the mark of some kind of soul rot to be aware of all of that and go, "Yeah, but I don't care, they have the bigger guns, which is what I need."?
Maybe... just maybe... Thrawn has some Machiavellian tendencies and opinions and maybe this just might... make him not entirely a good person?
And maybe y'all should think about that before you come back and whine about his portrayal as a villain, as if all he has to do is explain to people that he did everything for a good reason and he gets an automatic narrative pardon for all of the shit he did while Grand Admiral that still needs to be addressed and answered for.
#yeah another thrawn rant has been brewing for a while#listen it's not that i don't want thrawn to have depths and pathos and dimensions to his character#what i'm saying is that NONE OF THAT MATTERS ONCE HE JOINED THE EMPIRE#because he sure as hell didn't work to subvert the empire at all even knowing the kinds of things they do#so no i'm sorry there is no clean 'i had good intentions' moment#where everyone just arbitrarily accepts his Sad Backstory and declares everything okay#him doing everything he did 'for his people' does not mean the people he DID hurt don't get to demand and expect justice#what annoys me is not that thrawn has complex motivations#it's that fandom seems to think the motivations cancel out the MEANS and METHODS#which is why in all their stories thrawn gets to just go home and have a happily ever after with eli vanto or whoever#that is not what is going to or what should happen in canon guys#not fandom tagging this if you see it it's your own dang fault for being out in the wilds of the untamed tumblr search#dunking on the blue bastard#star wars#star wars rebels
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ong seeing this wasn't even dramatic to me, i literally just let out a chuckle and thought to myself "this could've been avoided if we had her on the mission as oracle"
#sprry for being nitpicky or petty or overly negative or whatever but. oracle means a lot to me#and seeing her be treated this way in a book she should've been in from issue 1#AND#seeing the absolute disregard of what oracle can offer to the team is so ://#and idc atp abtwho's the blame#whether it be editorial or the writer or whoever we decide we're shifting blame to idc#just please put fucking respect on oracle's name#saying she can't be involved bc she dies in the bg suit... maps have u ever tried involving babs but with her as oracle.#i'm sorry but i'm so gd bitter lmao#dc#dc comics#barbara gordon
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i know it's been two weeks since i read the nurses script for my deep dive post but i swear at least ten times a day i stop and stare into space thinking about hot lips, hurt, is trying to control her rage
#like in the pilot the first time hawkeye calls her hot lips and she literally stomps her feet like a child... i just... aughhh#i just want to shake whoever i'm looking at like DO YOU SEE? DO YOU UNDERSTAND??#and they do not. ma'am this is a microsoft teams meeting#mash#mashblogging#margaret houlihan#<- i'm sorry everyone i moved into that tag and i'm not leaving
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Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Next.
#not much?? happened in this chapter??#so yeah here are just a bunch of hashtag aesthetic pictures#oh shit i forgot about hashtags#yeah those might make an appearance in later chapters#we'll see tho#i'm only two days late woo hoo! XD#yeah may 8th may also be... l8#bad pun sorry not sorry#kudos to whoever finds the secret story#sorry no recipe guys ):#for some reason we can't find any servants??#very distressing#anyway enjoy~#jonathan harker's insta#jonthan harker my boy#dracula#dracula daily#kiki does dracula daily
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hey, image of my beasts coming up sometime tonight in like a few hours, if not check back tomorrow in my art blog, it should be there by then
#it's so fucking over for you all#i will show you my beasts and your world will come crumbling down upon you#you will love them#and if you dont. well#let's just say there won't be a happy ray over here. i will be sad and i will cry#and you will feel so bad#why am i trying to guilt y'all into it actually the bit isn't that funny#sorry im just feeling like#being annoying about things#(it's a sign im actually doing well :3)#and that i'm thriving creatively and wh#an uh#getting better at like#wht's it called#social#socializing#something like that#anyways love y'all#hope you like my art when it does come out dw about not seeing it or anything tho fr#just hope that whoever does see it ends up liking it :3#yeah so uh#idk#imma go i guess#*turns around to leave and trips on a branch straight into a hole nearby*#AAAAAAAaaa..........
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HIS TIDDIES ARE FAT I BET THEYRE 110.00 CM 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
#somebody gonna match my freak#I'm so sorry whoever has to see this#luigi mangione#shitposting#this should've stayed in the drafts#fuck brian thompson#fuck ceos#deny defend depose#ceo down#fuck health insurance ceos#fuck united healthcare
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Cale henituse taking an edible and forgetting he no longer lives in the 21st century
In the year of our lord 783 of the felix calendar (wait is felix the jesus of the raon kingdom??? Why'd the year count start w that guy)
This is krs!cale by the way
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Cale, lowkey woozy: bro...
Ron: yes, young master-nim?
Cale: did you put weed in my brownies?
Ron: no? Why would i put invasive plants in your snacks? *Confused benign chuckle*
Cale: why.. *smacks lips* why is the world so topsy turny ron? Hm?
Ron: ah, it must be the sleeping herbs.
Cale: no, you just gave me an edible.
Ron: ...is it not supposed to be edible?
Cale: *snort* that's something a boomer would say
Ron: a what?
Cale: *waves hand* whatever, you wouldn't understand internet culture anyway.
Ron: *is honestly just confused*
Cale: *already forgot about the subject at hand* i remember this one time i was in highschool *snort*
Ron:....?
Cale: i was with a bunch of kids, theatre kids, and we all did *snort* edibles and thought it would be fun to play truth or dare
Ron: young mas-
Cale: *talking over him* and well, I didn't think it was a good idea cuz we were probably gonna do something stupid and like *wheeze* we made this one guy dress up as eric cartman *absolutely losing it, smacking his knee and laughing*
Ron: *honestly thinks cale is hallucinating at this point and is debating on calling a priest*
Cale: and we fuckin made him sing an entire lady gaga album, can you immaaagiineeee?? *Wheeeeze*
Cale: and oml what he did after was insane! So we didn't get off very well so he thought it would be sooo funny to like... *He looked up at the ceiling, completely losing the plot again* hehsh did i ever tell you this ceiling lowkey looks European
Cale: *starts mumble singing* gay or europeeaann,, it's hard to guaranteeee,,, is he gay or europeeeann???
Ron: *has already left the room in order to get someone to help cale*
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*cale has migrated into the library*
Priest: young master-nim pleas-
Cale: whyyyy did you get an entire squad of exorcists in here ron????
Ron: young master, you're not yourself *he actually looks concerned*
Cale: *wheeze* what are you? Y/n???? My coworker wasn't crazy after all,,,
Ron: ...??
Cale: No because drinking games are crazy
Cale: anyway i miss mmorpgs man *sigh* i miss my wife tails
Ron: wife???
Cale: *ignoring him* pink fluffy uniiicorns dancing on rainbooows *knows this song from the one time he had to babysit the neighbors kid*
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The day after
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Ron: young master-nim
Cale: *jumps out of his skin because of rons sudden appearance* what????
Ron: what is a boomer? You were saying a lot of funny things yesterday.
Cale: *sweating bullets* I've been having weird dreams lately???
Ron: uhuh *it's obvious he doesn't believe cale but just leaves it alone for now*
#ooc#probably completely out of character#I'm writing this at 5 am not sorry#too lazy to think about a real plot#i just want to see cale take an edible#can you tell I've never had an edible#whoever has taken an edible pls add onto this or correct me#i need krs letting it loose and spilling tea#he's the kinda guy everyone rants to cuz they know he wouldn't tell anyone cuz he doesn't care#live laugh krs#i love krs#krs!cale henituse ily#if this was an au fic og!cale would probably be the one to give him an edible and take one too#giggling#idk man#tcff!!!#i think he had weird coworkers at his part time job#there's no way the quiet guy archetype wouldn't attract an ao3 freak#he's probably had to listen to so much weird gen z stuff cuz of the crazy ppl he attracts#and yes i believe in babysitter krs#i love the idea of babysitter krs
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