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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

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Bro white star just getting shot in 4k instead of kebabed is so funny to me

Not orv slowly becoming a meme 😭😭

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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Guilty as charged

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

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OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON

THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!! Goated art frfr

Happy birthday, my beloved lemonade butler!

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Luka has scars in the same places these guys were cut and stitched up 😭

They were probably bigger copies of luka to serve as organ and blood donors or something of the sort

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Also i think thats a photo of suas older sister glued to her phone 😭 bro

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And till playing the xylophone Ivan gave him 🥺 bro

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And luka kissing huynas poster after seeing ivan do it 😭 (probably)

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NOT HUYNAS DEAD BROTHER BEING PARALLELED WITH TILLS CORPSE

OH MY GOD

THE PARALLELS THE PARALLELS WHAT THE FUCK

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Oh mizi is about to either eradicate the entire alien race or die trying

it's OVER bro

oh ok so you're telling me mizi lost ivan till AND hyuna on the same day? ok. ok. i see how it is.

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"omg! Hyuna! Wife!" Luka said with joys

Then his wife was shot 57 times.

Luka having the best and worst day of his life in the span of like 5 minutes

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What are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me

the way you depict these two lives rent free in my head fr 😭 ty for doing the lords work 🙏

So, remember the battue?

They targeted the mages first.

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I'm so tired

Just please look at it WITHOUT telling me 'suggestions' on how to improve it or why it wouldn't have happened like that(???), cuz I've spent long enough despairing over those hair strands by myself even without advices I DID NOT ask for lmao

Thanks.

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Before they were being hunted down on the mountain, Bud and the mercenaries along with the elves were investigating the place.

Then Bud noticed they walked straight into an illusion. Weapons out as fast as they could, he also tried to contact others and to call Cale.

-static noises-

Next we hear about them they're already running with the injured people, trying to regroup.

Now. We don't know the specific way Glenn got so injured. He most likely got shot by arrows but also-

My theory is they used mana disruption tools on them. They're ineffective to those who use dead mana (like dark elves) but very hard on mages and dragons (op mages). They weakened them and that's how they got to the mages more easily.

Glenn was wetting the whole of Bud's back and shoulders in blood from 'when he couldn't control his breathing yet' as he was being carried and later to pass him onto 'safety' Bud just placed him down.

So I think the blood is most likely from internal injuries first and foremost. Much like Cale coughs up blood often enough to be covered from head to toe, this could be similar.

That being said, they were probably attacked in a way that they got serious outside injuries too (probably by the arrows I mentioned earlier).

But what I'm trying to say- ignore that this is probably not how Glenn got injured and pretend Bud just noticed they're taking out the mages (which was very smart from the other side honestly, cutting off all communication and information flow effectively).

Anyway, hope you guys like it tho!! I miss this two idiots so muchhh (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ but I'm fighting art block real hard rn (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) I was made for napping not sleep deprived creations ahghh xdd

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It was an amazing commission again :DDD They're trying their best to tell me that it's time to start reading the second volume

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@misakisakuya you're the only person surviving the assassination xd

are there any fics where instead of cale knowing piano/singing/guitar from his time as krs, its the opposite thing instead? og cale was this renowned musician and then krs cale comes in and people are like pls sir bless our ears!! play a song, sing a tune! and then cale opens his mouth and the most ear-splitting sound comes out. reputation destroyed. talent gone. mystery rising. cale is just happy this means he can be seen as legitimate trash now.

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I love how this entire fandom wholeheartedly accepts the fact that we would all get assassinated if any of our works got leaked

are there any fics where instead of cale knowing piano/singing/guitar from his time as krs, its the opposite thing instead? og cale was this renowned musician and then krs cale comes in and people are like pls sir bless our ears!! play a song, sing a tune! and then cale opens his mouth and the most ear-splitting sound comes out. reputation destroyed. talent gone. mystery rising. cale is just happy this means he can be seen as legitimate trash now.

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What are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me

something something taking on the mannerisms of your loved ones

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My honest reaction

Alberu in heels.

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the moment they brought up the already signed and adopted child, he was like: "oh hell na, i may have saved him and given him his entire life back, but this lil guy does NOT NEED TO FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOU TWO-"

*fast forward exactly 5 seconds and he's already assumed the role of a guardian (read: parent)*

The children are so adorable!🥰

I love the interactions between Cale and the children!🥹 they were so excited about getting a little brother. This is the chapter where Our Great and Mighty Raon Miru started to leave dead animals he had hunted for Cale! My heart can’t take their cuteness!♥️😖 Also, the way Cale listened to what the children were carefully trying to tell him first and then dismissed what they said!✋🏻🤣

Book 1, chapter 20, “Returning the favor (1)”

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Cale is the ancient powers problem child that keeps running around with sharp things

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“– Wouldn’t that be breaking too much?

The Scary Giant Cobblestone who had urgently called out to Cale quickly asked.

However, Cale’s gaze was focused on the maze’s ceiling.

– Oh, Cale! That’s not something you should do!”

I can’t…not even ancient heroes can keep up with how fast Cale jumps to destroy things lmao

Also, baby, honey, darling, dear, you canNOT keep harping on about how you’re a bad person when a goddamn tree begs you to save it instead of just burning it down and your immediate thought is “damn, i’m gonna need to break the ceiling to get this tree out”