#i love the idea of babysitter krs

[noxiousgrace]

Cale henituse taking an edible and forgetting he no longer lives in the 21st century

In the year of our lord 783 of the felix calendar (wait is felix the jesus of the raon kingdom??? Why'd the year count start w that guy)

This is krs!cale by the way

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Cale, lowkey woozy: bro...

Ron: yes, young master-nim?

Cale: did you put weed in my brownies?

Ron: no? Why would i put invasive plants in your snacks? *Confused benign chuckle*

Cale: why.. *smacks lips* why is the world so topsy turny ron? Hm?

Ron: ah, it must be the sleeping herbs.

Cale: no, you just gave me an edible.

Ron: ...is it not supposed to be edible?

Cale: *snort* that's something a boomer would say

Ron: a what?

Cale: *waves hand* whatever, you wouldn't understand internet culture anyway.

Ron: *is honestly just confused*

Cale: *already forgot about the subject at hand* i remember this one time i was in highschool *snort*

Ron:....?

Cale: i was with a bunch of kids, theatre kids, and we all did *snort* edibles and thought it would be fun to play truth or dare

Ron: young mas-

Cale: *talking over him* and well, I didn't think it was a good idea cuz we were probably gonna do something stupid and like *wheeze* we made this one guy dress up as eric cartman *absolutely losing it, smacking his knee and laughing*

Ron: *honestly thinks cale is hallucinating at this point and is debating on calling a priest*

Cale: and we fuckin made him sing an entire lady gaga album, can you immaaagiineeee?? *Wheeeeze*

Cale: and oml what he did after was insane! So we didn't get off very well so he thought it would be sooo funny to like... *He looked up at the ceiling, completely losing the plot again* hehsh did i ever tell you this ceiling lowkey looks European

Cale: *starts mumble singing* gay or europeeaann,, it's hard to guaranteeee,,, is he gay or europeeeann???

Ron: *has already left the room in order to get someone to help cale*

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*cale has migrated into the library*

Priest: young master-nim pleas-

Cale: whyyyy did you get an entire squad of exorcists in here ron????

Ron: young master, you're not yourself *he actually looks concerned*

Cale: *wheeze* what are you? Y/n???? My coworker wasn't crazy after all,,,

Ron: ...??

Cale: No because drinking games are crazy

Cale: anyway i miss mmorpgs man *sigh* i miss my wife tails

Ron: wife???

Cale: *ignoring him* pink fluffy uniiicorns dancing on rainbooows *knows this song from the one time he had to babysit the neighbors kid*

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The day after

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Ron: young master-nim

Cale: *jumps out of his skin because of rons sudden appearance* what????

Ron: what is a boomer? You were saying a lot of funny things yesterday.

Cale: *sweating bullets* I've been having weird dreams lately???

Ron: uhuh *it's obvious he doesn't believe cale but just leaves it alone for now*

[wasty28]

Tcf fic Idea : The cookie incident

Cale gets petty over his cookie getting eaten, and things get out of hands pretty quickly.

I know what you're thinking. It's probably OOC because Cale wouldn't get this petty over food, and he likes sharing all he has with his family and friends, but hear me out!

College!au. Kim Rock Soo is that one uni student who never comes to school except on exams and still passes with honors. Nobody really knows him. There's almost no records of him. His photo in the year's album is blank.

To get around and earn a slacker life faster, he makes some odd jobs here and there and somehow became a babysitter to a nuclear family and their two cats.(Don't you see my vision?)

There he develops a love for cookies.

He also acts as a proxy for a guy at his university. They are in two different majors, look alike (and have the same name if KRS is Cale Henituse). Said guy is way older than he affirms and only uses his status as a student for whatever purposes.

And so Cale#1(krs) doesn't stay in the dorms but because he has to play the proxy, often stays at Cale#2(wts) dorm to simulate. Then he has to go to his proxy's classes more often as his job requires it, but still ends up sleeping most of the time and not talking to anybody so it's socially still the same. Nobody really knows him and it works like a charm!

Until one day, he bought a double chocolate cookie and forgot it at his doppelganger's place. The next time he comes, surprise, the cookie's not there anymore. He asks about it to the other occupants/roomates of the dorm and is positive Nobody could have taken it if they did not have the key to the bedroom.

There's only one suspect left and form then, shit goes down real fast.

This event would then be recorded in the University of Roan students' local myths and legend entries as the cookie incident(since Cale#1 is really serious about getting his cookie back).

The first event who caused the vague of lootings, destructions, political fights and general chaos for *years* throughout the campus.

Outside the campus, Cale#1 would come to be recognized as the young hero who saved the town of the crutch of an international criminal and dismantled his cartel.

This is no really my idea. I was inspired by thus video from @jordan_the_stallion8 on YouTube