#i'm gonna die soon

[rumina-mi]

I love drawing clouds~

Inspired by @philipsue_art from Instagram

[k01ku]

i actually changed the whole fucking color palette of the drawing oops

[omarfor-orchestra]

She told me lies to calm me down. I'm fine.

[girlatrocity]

it's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter

inspo credits to "Veil" by @/_K0TTERl_

toga ver

[cowlisthenics]

While arcane season two is trending can we talk about how they fridged Sky so hard when she's in art pieces with Viktor she's not even tagged. Can we talk about how I've seen like five or six pieces showing the accident in the past month or so and in some cases even showing Sky's ghost and she's not fucking tagged because no one remembers her name. Because they only said it like two times and made her entire motivation Viktor. I had to google it to make sure it was actually sky. And when I typed "arcane Viktors assistant name" she was the third fucking result. The first was Heimerdinger, the second was just Viktor's wiki page. Shes discussed so little google put her in third for the only identity she has in the entire show. Arcane had a lot of well written women, but they fucked up so hard on that and I'm still seething about it three years later.

[cosmowgyral]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[butchered-icarian]

Bobby took a look at Buck and went "my kid now" and Chris took a look at Buck and went "my Buck now" this wee woo show gonna kill me

[a-vibing-potato]

Okay, a while back I saw a bunch of stuff on here of people shipping Alice and Gwen and I was like "eh, that's fine." I could see that, and I wouldn't be mad if that happened, but not my #1 OTP or even favorite ship in the show.

But oh my gosh, episode 23 where Alice comes in about to tease Gwen again and banter and bicker like they do but she sees her CRYING (also Gwen???? Stoic/no emotions Gwen??? Crying????) and immediately stops, makes Gwen coffee, tells her a stupid funny personal story to take her mind off crying, and helps her pick up the broken mug pieces. I'm fucking hyperventilating, they're so cute.

If they get together, I wouldn't be mad :)

[transmascaraa]

bf!gaming headcannons!

you decide to have a game night with your dear boyfriend, but you two just end up falling asleep while playing stardew valley...

bf!gaming x gn!reader

author's note: HERE IT IS!!!!! i was bored so i wrote this lol i love him sm he's adorable. judging by my last gaming hcs, you guys liked them! so i decided to do another one cuz why not🤷 anyways i hope you enjoy<3

-you came to his house to stay the night, to have a game night as planned

-he greeted you and already took you to his room

-(he had 2 pcs in his room because one of them was for you to use<3)

-so after chit-chatting a bit, you got into your chairs and turned on the pcs

-and you started with some roblox.

-then you played some minecraft.

-and then decided to end it with stardew valley.

-playing in co-op together.

-"where are you right now, by the way?" gaming asked you suddenly.

-"uhh at ginger island, why?" you replied.

-"are you busy- well- can i come?" he corrected himself.

-"yeah sure, i'll wait for you infront of the volcano." you yawned at the end of the sentence.

-"alright, sleepyhead." but he yawned as well.

-so you two laughed a bit.

-finally, he got to the front of the volcano, seeing you there, he stood next to you

-"so, what did you want?" you asked, looking at his pc for a second.

-"i brought you something!" he exclaimed and...

-boop!

-you had the wedding ring in your inventory!

-"aww... gaming..." you smiled at him.

-"for you." he smiled widely.

-"thank you..." you chuckled as you rolled your chair next to his and leaned your head on his shoulder.

-"you're welcome..." he said as he kissed the top of your head.

-with that, you yawned again, causing gaming to yawn again too.

-"i could fall asleep right now..." you mumbled against his shoulder.

-"then do, my love, i'll...yawn i'll get you to bed..." he reassured you.

-"alright... goodnight..." you said, closing your eyes and resting fully against his shoulder.

-"goodnight..." he replied.

-but instead of getting you back into bed, he was too sleepy.

-so the both of you ended up falling asleep on the chairs like that, with stardew valley music playing in the background.

-that was sure a good night...

~~~~~

i did it🥳🥳

feeling too depressed atm so idk what to do next😞 BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD‼️

i'll see but anyways thanks for reading<3

[allyougottado]

the scotty and cthylla car crash chronicles

based on this part in the cradles choreography

it surprised me so much when i played it for the first time i wanted to laugh so badly what is she making him do 😭😭😭

[rumina-mi]

ALMOST DONE WITH MY THESIS!!!

So i haven't been able to write...like at all and I'm experiencing the worst withdrawal symptoms.

Anywaysssss... Hope i get through this... Cy'all on my next post ig...

[ruvviks]

gayboys in the apocalypse whatever will they do!! rudy (top) belongs to me and luca (bottom) belongs to @mojaves :]

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@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

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@jacobseed, @swordcoasts

[beastblade69]

well that's fucking awesome. all of the damage russians have done to our electric infrastructure can be repaired in one year minimum. IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE TAHN ONE YEAR TO REPAIR ALL OF THE ELECTRIC STATIONS RUSSIANS HIT WITH THEIR MISSILES. AND WE AIN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT CIVILIAN OR ANY OTHER INFRASTRUCTURE. ONLY ELECTRIC ONE. MORE THAN ONE YEAR. AND WE ARE STILL NOT STRUGGLING ENOUGH IN ONLINE PEOPLE'S OPINION. FUCK OFF

[subarashiihibi]

my thing about izaya is that he's so strange and weird and i love that so much. i didn't want to ramble too much in the notes of that poor person's post but i find the way he speaks and the words he chooses so interesting so let me ramble a little bit. this may or may not even be coherent so bear with me here im just going to speak my thoughts.

ok this got really fucking long and all over the 0place so im putting this under a read more sorry.

so i have volume 9 of the novel in both english and japanese. i only have two novels in japanese and that is this one and yuuyake wo. so i'm pretty crazy about this izaya speech analysis shit. anyways i was rereading thru the jp ver the other day just to compare it to the eng and i kinda realized that like.

a lot of people you can separate their speech in either formal and informal speech right? someone like shizuo speaks really informally and uses a lot of rough, dragged-out versions of words and stuff (しゃーねえ vs しょうがない) and then someone like shinra who speaks in a ton of yojijukugo and generally sounds like a nerd emoji gijinka.

izaya on the other hand rly... doesn't fit in either? i mean sure he sounds like another nerd emoji gijinka but it's kinda different. it's not so much the words he speaks but rather the intonation and his tone...

and he has his moments where he speaks pretty seriously and whatnot of course, but in general he just... doesn't sound very human when he speaks? i don't know if that's a conscious effort or not. is it his attempts at distancing himself from his own individual humanity? or is it just because he's a weird guy? i dunno. but it's interesting nonetheless.

one thing i will note though is that despite his somewhat inhuman speech patterns, it's also pretty...dramatic? to the extent where it's really exaggerated but also very cute and charming. (this part is important.)

i think a lot of what makes izaya's speech so weirdly inhuman is because he doesn't really use a lot of slang or similar lingo that people his age would typically use. i know mikado said in the novels that he doesn't really try to fit in with his age group's fashion sense either so it makes sense but still. he's like an old hag it's so funny. and it's because of that that when he says stuff like 'i don't get all hot and heavy over headless women' or whatever he said to celty it's really amusing to me because like... why is the strange man saying this?💀

another example i kinda giggled about on my twitter when i read it it's not even crazy and i sound corny and cheesy and stupid but theres this scene in vol 9 where izaya messages celty for business and hold on let me just put it as a quote.

he sounds so old saying 'video game' like 😭 idk it's just funny cause he barely even knows anything abt games like bro knows nothing im crying

in the jp hes like 「…ゲーム中なのかい？」 and then when celty tries to explain herself he says 「何を言ってるのか、良く解らないんだけど」 and im rly bad at tling parts of sentences and stuff but just know that the way he words it makes it sound like this gif to me

i love both versions i think the original jp makes him sound like hes so lost and confused (hence why pw gif cause lord that man always looks lost LMFAOOOO) and then eng tl just blunt ass "I don't know what you're talking about." makes him sound like full on hag 😭😭😭

OMFG WAIT I HAVE TO MENTION THIS FUCKING SCENE WITH SHINRA ITS SO FUNNY.

first i think it's funny the translation has izaya say fuck here cause he very rarely swears and i did read this one thing about how he only swears when his mask slips so to me this is like genuine bewilderment that he cant even hide LOL. second why is he so excited to hear about 'whatever sexual fetish' shinra has im crying he's so damn nosy . okay but this is not the funniest part let me add that now.

???

ehy the hell is izaya orihara talking about foot fetishes???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crying bruh i was so flabbergasted when i read this i was like WHAT did he just say? he says it in the jp ver too which just makes it even funnier. this goes back to what i said earlier but i always get so amused when izaya has something to say about sex or whatever cause he's so fucking weird and unsettling why does he know that

(i mean i also get so hard i nearly pass out thinking about izaya tlaking about sex but thats probably just a thing with my heart condition and stuff)

oh also another scene i think is really cute and amusing and funny is back when shinra was first still trying to get izaya to form the bio club w him.

1. shinra is funny as fuck in this scene but also izaya's "Hmm. Can I punch you?" made me havbe a good laugh. in the jp he says 「んー。殴ってもいいのかな？」 which is pretty much the same thing just with the intonation of like 'hmmmmmmmmm should i hit u or not...' sorry like i said im just bad w explaining this stuff. but i felt the need to point it out not cause im one of those annoying ppl who praise the original jp ver and reject translations and localizations i just think it's important for izaya specifically cause i love him and i want to analyze his speech patterns as best as i can.

i was going thru the novel just now for other stuff i wanted to mention and i forgot abt this part but it's so funny.

'Let's not get hasty. Type calmly, please.' its not even funny or nothing i just find it so amusinf whenever he talks like that💀 i will say though the english translation kind of makes him sound more weird and inhuman than the original. that line in the original was basically just him telling her she needs to calm down enough to at least type properly LOL. idk if im just being nitpicky cause this is izaya tho so feel free to ignore that. fwiw i like the eng tl bc while it's a different intonation than the original japanese ver i think if he did speak english it would probably sound smth like that anyways.

this too made me laugh like ??? seriously he is really nosy when it comes to people's intimate affairs. in the jp ver he calls them an 'intimate couple' which just is like .. ok bro💀

does anyone else see my vision of izaya getting cucked by celty (does it count as cucking when celtys the one dating shinra) while he looks sad and pathetic and miserable that he never decided to shoot his shot w shinra back in the day

if i were commenting on the actual stuff going on in this scene rn this post would be a lot olonger and even more terribly all over the place so im just gonna focus on how i think it's funny izaya says 'easy, man...' this is like one of the only times his words are somewhat natural and sound like smth you would hear someone else say. in the jp ver it's 「おいおい…」 which is somewhat less out of left field in terms of coming from izaya but still it's pretty surprisingly normal. i have to wonder if in that moment he's too worried about shinra to care about keeping up appearances.

this is just random and me making fun of izaya as usual but why the hell does he weigh himself after his showers💀💀💀 it's cute and endearing and only adds to his strong gap moe but still... it's strange...

speaking of cute things this is from a volume i forget but he says this one phrase a couple of times and it is just both really cute and also kind of idk... saddening. one of the times i can remember he says it is when namie was making fun of him or something and he replies 'Don't tease me. I'm only human.' or something along those lines and it's like . hm. ok.

i think it's cute he says 'dont tease me' a few times cause eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (trying to ward off severe brain damaged incoherent thoughts) but 'im only human' is like... are you really? even after you try so hard to escape your own humanity and individual self so much... im going to try and give my thoughts on it here but this is just based off my hc that izaya has bpd so yanno. im basing a lot oif this on my own experiences sorry. i do that a lot. (gestures over to all the posts i make abt fob/mychem fan izaya)

when it comes to just straight up acknowledging his humanity izaya has no problems with this because 'sure, i'm human. isn't that obvious?' is probably something along the lines of what he thinks. it's easy for him to just say that because it's just that. it's just words. it holds no real meaning and shows no true insight into how he actually perceives himself. but when it comes to actually having to come face to face with his own humanity and the fact that yes, he is only human, it's a lot more difficult because now it's out of his control. i wonder also if he has problems with perceiving his own self.

i say this a lot but i truly do believe izaya is so so so beautiful and i love him so much. also i just saw a funny post on twitter so i wanna say this here idk if yall know this but izayas actually a latina hes got chismosavirus❤ ok thats all i have to say sorry for rambling so much

[rotisseries]

happy fourth of july to fall out boy fans, sufjan stevens enjoyers, and the city of versailles