-hugging and absentmindedly kissing their neck, resulting in mortification for one of them
Feels like a very lando move but leave it to you 🤔 Maybe he does it to the third then to try even it out/play it off but that makes it much worse or.... better 🤷♀️
hugging and absentmindedly kissing their neck, resulting in mortification for one of them
Max and Lando have really only been dating, officially dating dating, for roughly four months when Lando already manages to fuck it up.
In his defense, things have gotten a little… confusing, since they started dating. Or well, they probably got confusing long before that, back when Lando and Oscar first became teammates. See, Oscar and Max already knew each other. So it wasn’t weird for Oscar to join them, whenever Max was at a race.
Oscar and him were becoming closer and closer anyway, so really. It made sense. All of his best friends neatly packaged into one little bundle. Never having to choose between one or the other. It was ideal.
But then Max kissed him, right after his win in Miami, in a crowded club where no one would see, no one would care, and suddenly everything changed.
Except for Oscar. Oscar was still there. He offered, sometimes, to give them some free time, just the two of them, but Max and Lando always denied him. It had always been the three of them, why should that suddenly stop now?
Although Lando is starting to realize there’s a very good reason why. That maybe. Should have stopped.
The reason, and the way he fucks it up, all boils down to this.
They’re in Oscar’s room, curled up on the giant double bed, playing Mario Kart. Lando’s wedged in the middle, because he runs the coldest, and he’s the only one currently not playing, instead half snoozing on Max’s shoulder.
“Get blue shelled, bitch!” Max exclaims loudly, and Oscar lets out a quiet ‘noooo’, as something explodes on the screen, and the shoulder Lando is snoozing on gets slightly jostled.
“Yay, go you babe,” Lando mumbles, leans up to press a kiss to Max’s cheek that instead ends up somewhere on his neck.
The room goes quiet. “Thanks,” Max says, then. “But that’s Oscar.”
Lando’s eyes fly open, and he abruptly sits up only to find out the shoulder he had been snoozing on, the shoulder he was sure belonged to Max, was indeed, actually Oscar. “Oh my god,” he says, slightly mortified.
Oscar, meanwhile, is a truly delightful shade of read. “’S okay,” he says, quietly.
“About time, really,” Max says, the only one who seems completely unfazed by the whole thing. “Now scoot over, it’s my turn.”
“What?” Lando says, eyes wide, staring from Oscar to Max back to Oscar back to Max.
“Kissing Oscar, you Muppet,” Max says. “Thought we’d never get here.”
“Get where,” Lando stresses, as Oscar mumbles, “Uh, what’s happening?”
It’s Max’s turn to stare at them a little confused. “Us three? As like, a thing? I mean, that’s where we’ve been heading this whole time, right?”
“Have we?” Lando asks, genuinely confused, as Oscar says, “Oh my god.”
“Oh great,” Max says, rolling his eyes. “They’re both oblivious.”
“I’m not, I’m just. Me?” Oscar asks. He’s still quite pink in the face, and looking a little lost, all things together. For someone who is usually pretty unflappable he looks very. Flapped.
“You know, now I think about it,” Lando says. “It makes sense. Remember that dinner last week?”
“Where you kept saying you felt like something was missing but you couldn’t pinpoint what exactly,” Max says, a little dryly. “Yes.”
“Huh,” Lando says, as Oscar repeats another, “Oh my god.”
“What about you, Osc,” Lando says, turning to Oscar. “You in?”
“What? It can’t be. That’s not how you ask someone,” Oscar says, a little flustered.
“Ah, yes, sorry, excuse me,” Lando says, clears his throat. “My dearest darlingest Oscar. Would you be so kind as to kiss the living daylights out of us and hold our hands and go get pizza with us for maybe forever, if you so please.”
“Oh my god,” Oscar says, again.
Max shrugs. “I’ll take that as a yes,” he says, and surges over Lando to finally kiss Oscar, too.
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❝ you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention. ❞
(Pick any verse we rped you feel like)
@shisui-uchiha-anon
"Nonsense."
Kabuto scoffed with a sigh as he puts some tobacco leaves in his pipe. He hated to admit that Shisui's ability to naturally seduce humans easily was commendable and it proves to be useful should he needs Shisui to do so. And it saves a lot of his own time and aphrodisiac ingredients and mixtures so that they can be used for something else.
But for now, since they're merely observing, exploring, and testing Shisui's own supernatural abilities, so there was no need to kidnap or hurt anyone. Though Kabuto can't help but admit that deep down, even he was entranced by their charms and alure for a moment till he snapped himself out of it as soon as he sensed trouble. He'll bite off his own tongue rather than admit that of course so he breathes in another inhale of his pipe.
This is going to be a long night.
"I am only upset that you got careless and the man's companion almost noticed your "uniqueness" till I had to step in and distract them. Not everyone is going to be a lone drunken fool that you can trick and lead away. But progress is progress, even if the result and the reaction is not 100 percent."
He steps over the unconscious man on the floor and he waits for them to follow, "Let's head to the other side of town to avoid trouble and we'll see what else you can do."
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
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